You have an underdeveloped kino sense. You should be able to lurk Cinemaphile one day and scroll the catalog and understand what’s really kino and what’s a chud shill in less than 10 seconds. If you can’t do that you need to hit the books.
What is this good new shit then? Methinks it might just be poorly written shite full of blacks and/or wamen that you're passing off as "good".
5 months ago
Anonymous
OPs show is an example. Watchmen is another.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>each episode has a title >show is so bad that by the 4th episode the writers defensively titled the episode "If You Don't Like My Story, Write Your Own" because taking catty jabs at the audience is totally ok
i was so immersed in the story I could literally FEEL the writers jerking each other off and spraying cum on my face.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Cry more chuddie. It’s thematically relevant to the story and also strikes a nerve with chuds.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Hey - still waiting on that example...
Experience is why I don't believe you. But if it did indeed take digs at the left as well, I'd imagine you'd be able to link me to a clip showing an example of that, or failing that, describe a couple of instances.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It’s not me, nor am I obligated to spoonfeed you in any way. While I admire and respect the other person for standing up for kino, I actually disagree with their copepinion. Watchmen is leftist and that’s what makes it based.
5 months ago
Anonymous
This is why I wish Cinemaphile had IDs. But yeah, I figured. (The first part: that it's leftist through and through and whoever was just fricking lying.)
5 months ago
Anonymous
At the end of the day the other person is still smarter than you for being able to broaden their own horizons while you still believe you are European even though you have mongolturkic ancestry.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Whatever, Tangent Man!
5 months ago
Anonymous
It is wholly relevant to understand the core paradigm that forms your attachment to the chud crab bucket. The cognitive dissonance between you wanting to be European and forever being an Asian gypsy will forever hold you back until you are able to accept the truth. Then the light of kino shall shine on you once more. Of course, this is easy for me since I am really European and hence I do not suffer from cognitive dissonance and am able to appreciate kino without the need for social supports via redditpol memes and talking points.
5 months ago
Anonymous
hey man i don't know what you're arguing about but i'm here to inform you that you have lost the argument because you used the word "paradigm" unironically. tough luck, pal.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Ok Genghis
5 months ago
Anonymous
why do you have gay porn saved on your PC?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I am an unabashed racist and Severance is a good show worth watching.
The gay stuff was cringe yeah, but in terms of a modern show that kind of shit is turned down to 1 and shouldn't filter anyone remotely serious
5 months ago
Anonymous
Agreed. I just wanted some other examples of good shows from the guy implying there were loads of them out there.
OPs show is an example. Watchmen is another.
>Watchmen
The Damon Lindelof show? "I have a nose for white supremacy and he smells like bleach?" Pic related.
5 months ago
Anonymous
And that’s why you’ll always be useless at being good at detecting good new shit. Chuds just can’t help but prove my point.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>And that’s why you’ll always be useless at [falsely identifying risibly woke shite as good]
FTFY.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Cry harder Hansdeep Nigelwong, it still won’t turn you into a European.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Well, that took a turn. Just wanted to know if you could recommend another new show besides Severance that you consider good but which isn't chock-full of poz/lefty propaganda - which, funnily enough, is a deal-breaker for those not of your political bent. On this evidence, you can't. That's very mildly disappointing, but not a big surprise.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Hit the books, Genghis. You’ll never have the best kino sense (like me, a European) if you stay in that chud crab bucket.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Hansdeep >Nigelwong >Genghis
You're really just throwing darts at the wall, aren't you? But to confirm: Watchmen is the only other recommendation you can muster. Watchmen. >Hit the books
Funnily enough, I have been reading more books since TV and films went to shit.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nah there’s plenty of new movies too like Alien Covenant, The Batman, Tenet, Oppenheimer, A Haunting in Venice and others that chuds cannot accept. This is a very esoteric subject and I understand you cannot understand it that well due to your esoteric illiteracy (from said mongolturkic psychoailments), but trust me, chuds are useless in understanding the current world.
Chuds need at least 5-10 years until many finely crafted copepinions have been filtered through Reddit so that they have their approved heuristics and memes to associate their new liking to.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Forgot the obvious Avatar 2 as well
5 months ago
Anonymous
nta but you were given a very simple task to list some shows worth watching and instead have broken the glass to your emergency thesaurus and have deemed yourself too smart to list anything
5 months ago
Anonymous
I was not tasked with anything nor am I obligated to follow through on any lesser chud requests. All I needed to do was to weave a web from which the chud could not escape and my task is complete. At this point I am simply adding more to my collection.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>1000 reasons why i don't have to do the thing I could TOTALLY do if I wanted to
5 months ago
Anonymous
Correct
5 months ago
Anonymous
Not convinced by any of the others (not even for "political" reasons, except perhaps in the case of Oppenheimer), but a Haunting in Venice sounds worth a look, actually. Had a feeling I could wring *something* out of you. No other shows, though, I notice.
5 months ago
Anonymous
They were taking digs at everybody in the culture war, it was a pretty good shitpost all told. Sadly, you've already codified your belief systems permanently so you'll never be able to enjoy things like that now. Sad for you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>They were taking digs at everybody in the culture war
Not sure I believe you. I did enjoy E;R's review of the first episode, though, so it wasn't a total loss for me.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, the show intentionally makes itself in a way to ward off people who have over developed senses of tribalism. It is only natural you wouldn't believe me.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Experience is why I don't believe you. But if it did indeed take digs at the left as well, I'd imagine you'd be able to link me to a clip showing an example of that, or failing that, describe a couple of instances.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Yes, the show intentionally makes itself in a way to ward off people who have over developed senses of tribalism
I've never seen a lefty saying he didn't like Watchmen for being problematic.
It’s not me, nor am I obligated to spoonfeed you in any way. While I admire and respect the other person for standing up for kino, I actually disagree with their copepinion. Watchmen is leftist and that’s what makes it based.
The opposite faction of the antagonist 7th Cavalry are literally masked cops, they make a HUGE deal of this constantly in the show. It's clearly established that by choosing to take an actively opposed approach, the situation only deteriorates further. It's so obviously a commentary on a cultural divided America it is not funny. It's really not hard to miss. All the extremely woke lines Angela spouts are supposed to be that on the nose, it's demonstrating how the whole thing is a zero sum game. The show also spends a huge amount of runtime on an insane apolitical pragmatist catapulting corpses. How you could establish the show is anything but a giant shitpost is completely beyond me.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It’s not necessarily a shitpost, it’s quite meaningful and well crafted. But yes that is an example of it jabbing fun at both sides. I also would’ve thought you’d include the character of Trieu since she is also the foil to the chuds in the show and ends up being the same kind of genocidal maniac as her father. Overall, keep it up dude. You’ve got a good kino sense, regardless of your interpretations.
5 months ago
Anonymous
If I chose to include every example I'd be here longer than I really want to be. I just went for the most painfully obvious ones within the first three episodes. Also, something can be a masterful shitpost. The best shitposts are labors rooted in an element of truth. Shitposts can be very meaningful.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Correct, that’s why you shouldn’t ever give chuds what they ask for. Continue saying what you need to say and dab on them. The zen koan is a good example of the type of high impact kinology this achieves.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Yes, the show intentionally makes itself in a way to ward off people who have over developed senses of tribalism
I've never seen a lefty saying he didn't like Watchmen for being problematic.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You were probably saying >Ewwww there's Black folk and women in it I'll NEVER WATCH this (noun)slop!
Then you watched some gormless avatar gay do a YouTube essay on it and then come on here and say >How did I miss this!?
>You were probably saying >Ewwww there's Black folk and women in it I'll NEVER WATCH this (noun)slop! >Then you watched some gormless avatar gay do a YouTube essay on it and then come on here and say >How did I miss this!?
actually i was halfway through episode one, and realised i was hooked, and as it turns out my world is a bit more developed than your myopic view dependent on compulsary racism and hours of watching pointless shite on youtube 🙂
5 months ago
Anonymous
>You probably watched some gay shit on YouTube >>Uhm actually you watched something gay on YouTube
Cinemaphile used to have good taste but after LOST ended in 2011 and the tripgay purges happened in 2012 redditchud culture took over and taste lessened. Kino sense is very important now because there are a lot of “weeds” on this lawn.
same. watched it a few days ago and the only reason i found out about it is because some autist was hellyposting so i reverse searched the image in hopes of a good wank. came for the coom stayed for the suprisingly good show i guess you could say. they did make christopher walken a homosexual though, which i won't forgive.
Honestly? It's flawed but unique and I liked it. It has an "inception" feel to it. It's not something that needs to have ten seasons, but I would not mind a second one for more closure.
I really like this show. With that said, I have two episodes left. If this thread is still up, I'll come back and share my thoughts when I've finished.
My favorite scene so far is Christopher Walken's "outie" stressing how much he doesn't know anyone he works with in his farewell message. lol.
That's a highlight, yeah. The most kino moment for me was when Petey is wandering along a road and we hear the crackly recording of Kier Eagan (plus the score).
It's pretty much reddit meets netflix meets globohomosexual feminism. Basically it's feminism the show made to hypnotise the viewer into thinking "white men bad" and "POC women good". There isn't really much more to this dreary show than that.
it's pro life, pro family, optimistic about the future, optimistic about youth, optimistic about the human spirit, anti relativism, anti corporatism,
idk how you can have a take more wrong than this
What do you guys think it would feel like if you had a job but everytime you go in you don't remember it.you just drive there and seconds later your from your perspective you are driving home.
Would you hate or enjoy that?
You were probably saying >Ewwww there's Black folk and women in it I'll NEVER WATCH this (noun)slop!
Then you watched some gormless avatar gay do a YouTube essay on it and then come on here and say >How did I miss this!?
I'm holding out judgment. It's only good if we get some answers in season 2.
>it's only good if we get some answers
>BUT WHY IS THE SKY BLUE???
So lost in the destination
everything was already answered though?
So what were the numbers they were working on, then?
You have an underdeveloped kino sense. You should be able to lurk Cinemaphile one day and scroll the catalog and understand what’s really kino and what’s a chud shill in less than 10 seconds. If you can’t do that you need to hit the books.
What if I'm a chud and I like this show too? https://youtu.be/xP7EvEMMUDo
You can be a chud and have a developed kino taste. That said, chuds are useless for promoting good new shit.
Well, chuds wouldn't think there is much good new shit (because there isn't), so naturally they wouldn't promote it.
Right because chuds are too held back by their own chud crab bucket to be good indicators of good new shit. You don’t need to keep agreeing with me.
What is this good new shit then? Methinks it might just be poorly written shite full of blacks and/or wamen that you're passing off as "good".
OPs show is an example. Watchmen is another.
>each episode has a title
>show is so bad that by the 4th episode the writers defensively titled the episode "If You Don't Like My Story, Write Your Own" because taking catty jabs at the audience is totally ok
i was so immersed in the story I could literally FEEL the writers jerking each other off and spraying cum on my face.
Cry more chuddie. It’s thematically relevant to the story and also strikes a nerve with chuds.
Hey - still waiting on that example...
It’s not me, nor am I obligated to spoonfeed you in any way. While I admire and respect the other person for standing up for kino, I actually disagree with their copepinion. Watchmen is leftist and that’s what makes it based.
This is why I wish Cinemaphile had IDs. But yeah, I figured. (The first part: that it's leftist through and through and whoever was just fricking lying.)
At the end of the day the other person is still smarter than you for being able to broaden their own horizons while you still believe you are European even though you have mongolturkic ancestry.
Whatever, Tangent Man!
It is wholly relevant to understand the core paradigm that forms your attachment to the chud crab bucket. The cognitive dissonance between you wanting to be European and forever being an Asian gypsy will forever hold you back until you are able to accept the truth. Then the light of kino shall shine on you once more. Of course, this is easy for me since I am really European and hence I do not suffer from cognitive dissonance and am able to appreciate kino without the need for social supports via redditpol memes and talking points.
hey man i don't know what you're arguing about but i'm here to inform you that you have lost the argument because you used the word "paradigm" unironically. tough luck, pal.
Ok Genghis
why do you have gay porn saved on your PC?
I am an unabashed racist and Severance is a good show worth watching.
The gay stuff was cringe yeah, but in terms of a modern show that kind of shit is turned down to 1 and shouldn't filter anyone remotely serious
Agreed. I just wanted some other examples of good shows from the guy implying there were loads of them out there.
>Watchmen
The Damon Lindelof show? "I have a nose for white supremacy and he smells like bleach?" Pic related.
And that’s why you’ll always be useless at being good at detecting good new shit. Chuds just can’t help but prove my point.
>And that’s why you’ll always be useless at [falsely identifying risibly woke shite as good]
FTFY.
Cry harder Hansdeep Nigelwong, it still won’t turn you into a European.
Well, that took a turn. Just wanted to know if you could recommend another new show besides Severance that you consider good but which isn't chock-full of poz/lefty propaganda - which, funnily enough, is a deal-breaker for those not of your political bent. On this evidence, you can't. That's very mildly disappointing, but not a big surprise.
Hit the books, Genghis. You’ll never have the best kino sense (like me, a European) if you stay in that chud crab bucket.
>Hansdeep
>Nigelwong
>Genghis
You're really just throwing darts at the wall, aren't you? But to confirm: Watchmen is the only other recommendation you can muster. Watchmen.
>Hit the books
Funnily enough, I have been reading more books since TV and films went to shit.
Nah there’s plenty of new movies too like Alien Covenant, The Batman, Tenet, Oppenheimer, A Haunting in Venice and others that chuds cannot accept. This is a very esoteric subject and I understand you cannot understand it that well due to your esoteric illiteracy (from said mongolturkic psychoailments), but trust me, chuds are useless in understanding the current world.
Chuds need at least 5-10 years until many finely crafted copepinions have been filtered through Reddit so that they have their approved heuristics and memes to associate their new liking to.
Forgot the obvious Avatar 2 as well
nta but you were given a very simple task to list some shows worth watching and instead have broken the glass to your emergency thesaurus and have deemed yourself too smart to list anything
I was not tasked with anything nor am I obligated to follow through on any lesser chud requests. All I needed to do was to weave a web from which the chud could not escape and my task is complete. At this point I am simply adding more to my collection.
>1000 reasons why i don't have to do the thing I could TOTALLY do if I wanted to
Correct
Not convinced by any of the others (not even for "political" reasons, except perhaps in the case of Oppenheimer), but a Haunting in Venice sounds worth a look, actually. Had a feeling I could wring *something* out of you. No other shows, though, I notice.
They were taking digs at everybody in the culture war, it was a pretty good shitpost all told. Sadly, you've already codified your belief systems permanently so you'll never be able to enjoy things like that now. Sad for you.
>They were taking digs at everybody in the culture war
Not sure I believe you. I did enjoy E;R's review of the first episode, though, so it wasn't a total loss for me.
Yes, the show intentionally makes itself in a way to ward off people who have over developed senses of tribalism. It is only natural you wouldn't believe me.
Experience is why I don't believe you. But if it did indeed take digs at the left as well, I'd imagine you'd be able to link me to a clip showing an example of that, or failing that, describe a couple of instances.
The opposite faction of the antagonist 7th Cavalry are literally masked cops, they make a HUGE deal of this constantly in the show. It's clearly established that by choosing to take an actively opposed approach, the situation only deteriorates further. It's so obviously a commentary on a cultural divided America it is not funny. It's really not hard to miss. All the extremely woke lines Angela spouts are supposed to be that on the nose, it's demonstrating how the whole thing is a zero sum game. The show also spends a huge amount of runtime on an insane apolitical pragmatist catapulting corpses. How you could establish the show is anything but a giant shitpost is completely beyond me.
It’s not necessarily a shitpost, it’s quite meaningful and well crafted. But yes that is an example of it jabbing fun at both sides. I also would’ve thought you’d include the character of Trieu since she is also the foil to the chuds in the show and ends up being the same kind of genocidal maniac as her father. Overall, keep it up dude. You’ve got a good kino sense, regardless of your interpretations.
If I chose to include every example I'd be here longer than I really want to be. I just went for the most painfully obvious ones within the first three episodes. Also, something can be a masterful shitpost. The best shitposts are labors rooted in an element of truth. Shitposts can be very meaningful.
Correct, that’s why you shouldn’t ever give chuds what they ask for. Continue saying what you need to say and dab on them. The zen koan is a good example of the type of high impact kinology this achieves.
>Yes, the show intentionally makes itself in a way to ward off people who have over developed senses of tribalism
I've never seen a lefty saying he didn't like Watchmen for being problematic.
>You were probably saying
>Ewwww there's Black folk and women in it I'll NEVER WATCH this (noun)slop!
>Then you watched some gormless avatar gay do a YouTube essay on it and then come on here and say
>How did I miss this!?
actually i was halfway through episode one, and realised i was hooked, and as it turns out my world is a bit more developed than your myopic view dependent on compulsary racism and hours of watching pointless shite on youtube 🙂
>You probably watched some gay shit on YouTube
>>Uhm actually you watched something gay on YouTube
"Cinemaphile has good taste" is the most chud opinion there is
I don't know who's chudding who any more.
Cinemaphile used to have good taste but after LOST ended in 2011 and the tripgay purges happened in 2012 redditchud culture took over and taste lessened. Kino sense is very important now because there are a lot of “weeds” on this lawn.
Because it's on AppleTV+
Who the frick subscribes to that
Why would you have to subscribe to something to watch a show? Don't tell me you don't know anon.. Does he not know?
Probably a literal child
It was great for 2-3 episodes before the novelty wore off and it became a dragged out mess.
aw man every time
Wrong.
Shit taste you guys can back to marvel movies
same. watched it a few days ago and the only reason i found out about it is because some autist was hellyposting so i reverse searched the image in hopes of a good wank. came for the coom stayed for the suprisingly good show i guess you could say. they did make christopher walken a homosexual though, which i won't forgive.
Unfortunately it had too many Black folks in the wrong places which really ruined the vibe.
so is he a sadist or what?
This guy is so based, I hope he gets a role in an inevitable Predator remake.
Zesty Rating?
I was prepared for the worst when I saw the cast, but everyone is really good and was clearly cast in good faith
>scenes with white family always include an unrelated bootlip hanging around
good faith lmao
The only thing that confused me were the anons saying pic related was hot, I mean you're fricking sick in mind
It's true
I was in love with this woman for a brief time.
>True Romance
>Stigmata
Literal goddess
Cant wait for S2 to fricking suck
But yeah S1 was excellent
Hopefully they've had enough time to really work shop it and come up with good ideas for it... cause they've had alot of fricking time
If GoT taught me 1 thing, it's to not like a show until its actually finished...
But obviously I HOPE S2 won't be shit
>If GoT taught me 1 thing, it's to not like a show until its actually finished...
Wish I would've read this before I watched BCS
Honestly? It's flawed but unique and I liked it. It has an "inception" feel to it. It's not something that needs to have ten seasons, but I would not mind a second one for more closure.
I watched the first 2eps and it didn’t hook me. Does it get better?
I really like this show. With that said, I have two episodes left. If this thread is still up, I'll come back and share my thoughts when I've finished.
My favorite scene so far is Christopher Walken's "outie" stressing how much he doesn't know anyone he works with in his farewell message. lol.
That's a highlight, yeah. The most kino moment for me was when Petey is wandering along a road and we hear the crackly recording of Kier Eagan (plus the score).
It's pretty much reddit meets netflix meets globohomosexual feminism. Basically it's feminism the show made to hypnotise the viewer into thinking "white men bad" and "POC women good". There isn't really much more to this dreary show than that.
it feels to me like the level of grit you expect in a finnish drama
certified moron
it's pro life, pro family, optimistic about the future, optimistic about youth, optimistic about the human spirit, anti relativism, anti corporatism,
idk how you can have a take more wrong than this
Helly has a sweet looking ass
more than just ass
What do you guys think it would feel like if you had a job but everytime you go in you don't remember it.you just drive there and seconds later your from your perspective you are driving home.
Would you hate or enjoy that?
Likely like going to sleep or going through anesthesia. If you don't have a dream, it is like lost time.
Frankly, it's quite tempting to have 8 hours of my day wiped for a steady paycheck every month.
mark ate the baby
>Still no season 2
y
You were probably saying
>Ewwww there's Black folk and women in it I'll NEVER WATCH this (noun)slop!
Then you watched some gormless avatar gay do a YouTube essay on it and then come on here and say
>How did I miss this!?