This is honestly the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen.

This is honestly the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. Not once during this entire film was I invested, entertained or enjoying myself

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    low IQ post

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that because it wasnt meant to be entertaining. it was made explicitly to piss you off and draw you out so youd make this post and we could finally identify you by your ip.

      What the frick are you talking about, just because something is shit does not make it sophisticated or good you incel fricks.

      The movie literally looked like you gave a bunch of art school graduates a million bucks to make a movie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        low IQ response

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that because it wasnt meant to be entertaining. it was made explicitly to piss you off and draw you out so youd make this post and we could finally identify you by your ip.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has full frontal in a pg-13 movie, that's automatically based

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry kid, its only for Wes heads

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao everybody who trashes this movie can never articulate why it's so terrible. It's like getting filtered causes midwit to go feral

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No plot
      >Style over substance
      >Shit acting
      >The movie has zero conclusion or reason
      >No interesting characters

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >couldnt understand the plot
        >couldnt understand the very obvious meaning of the movie
        incredibly low IQ
        cinematically illiterate

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let's hear it then fatso

          do you like any of Wes Anderson's movies

          No he is a shit director, Darjeeling limited is decent

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ad hominem attack
            >doesnt like any Wes Anderson movie
            even lower IQ than previously assumed

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spoonfeed me Black person AHHH
            you're making it too obvious

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            reposting from earlier threads:

            It's about how we need dreams / fantasy to escape into, to act as a catalyst for change. Hence "you can't wake up if you don't fall asleep." That is why the movie presents multiple layers of reality. The city of Asteroid City and the "fantasy" of the alien visit forces every character to be sequestered from their normal lives / problems and gives them a place / dream where they can enact change. If everyone had left when they were originally supposed to, Brainiac would never have had worked up the courage to kiss the girl he likes, Augie would never have fallen in love, etc. The play of Asteroid City is the "dream" for the actors, the writer and the director who is literally trying to escape facing his divorce by living in the play(house), which is partly why the play is about letting go of a woman who you used to love.

            Augie's actor becoming subsumed by his character, using the play to help him get over the death of the writer (who he loved) the same was as his character gets over the death of his wife, the same way a viewer could relate to the film and use it to help them get over the loss of a loved one. This points to a meta commentary on how we interact with movies / fiction, specifically Wes Anderson movies which are so dream like and unreal in their presentation, with their vivid colors that contrast against the black and white "reality" and how we can use these temporary dream-movies to catalyze our own realizations and internal changes (Anderson even makes a joke about how his characters usually have a very stilted delivery when Augie is rehearsing lines, Midge tells him to use his grief, and his delivery is virtually unchanged)

            That is why the entrance and exit from, Asteroid City are bookended with cops chasing criminals and nuke tests, because these are the perils of reality that we can momentarily escape from in Asteroid City

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy frick the movie is even more shit than I first assumed

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >movie is bad, it had no meaning or plot
                >here is the meaning and plot
                >its even worse than I thought
                irredeemably low iq
                the world would be a better place without you in it
                your entire bloodline has been a mistake

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder how morons like you justify the way your brain works. You suggested the movie was bad because it had no meaning, but then when given a meaning supported by the text of the movie, you still insist it is bad, despite it completely erasing your initial reason for saying it was bad.

                You just decided it was bad from the get go and will use any reason to justify your position, no matter how much you contradict yourself or flip flop positions.

                The truth is that Wes hasn’t made an interesting movie since Royal Tenenbaums.

                Life Aquatic is probably his most profound movie

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just because a movie has a few minor "ideas"or "plots" for incel shut in freaks like you to create some make believe plot to supplement the movie having zero plot or substance does not make it good fatso.

                The movie fricking sucked

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you couldn't follow the very simple plot of the movie then you are unfortunately very, very stupid or you might have ADHD.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              sounds awful

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was really good actually, but would be unfortunately wasted on you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just because a movie has a few minor "ideas"or "plots" for incel shut in freaks like you to create some make believe plot to supplement the movie having zero plot or substance does not make it good fatso.

                The movie fricking sucked

                [...]
                What the frick are you talking about, just because something is shit does not make it sophisticated or good you incel fricks.

                The movie literally looked like you gave a bunch of art school graduates a million bucks to make a movie

                >No plot
                >Style over substance
                >Shit acting
                >The movie has zero conclusion or reason
                >No interesting characters

                stupidest poster on Cinemaphile right now

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you like any of Wes Anderson's movies

    • 10 months ago
      Miyamoto Musashi

      I enjoyed Moonrise Kingdom and grand budapest hotel

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The truth is that Wes hasn’t made an interesting movie since Royal Tenenbaums.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Royal Tenenbaums where his whole obnoxious style really kicked off? Why would you like that one?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That obnoxious style is pervasive throughout. In my opinion he fully solidified that with Grand Budapest with each previous movie edging closer. He still flirts with genuine sentiment in Royal Tenenbaums. Luke Wilson tries to kill himself and the scene is still effective. When Margot gets off the bus and he sees her, it works. He tries to capture something real in that movie.

        As I see it, everything after that has been hiding behind playful kitsch symmetry. The characters are no longer even human, just cute dolls. That’s why so many people complain that his movies lack substance, and that’s true. They lack any sort of humanity that would make them interesting.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen every one of Wes's movies except French Dispatch and this. Rushmore, Moonrise, and Budapest are the only ones I'd ever care to watch again in my life. There's nothing whatsoever appealing about Asteroid City. It's like a Wes Anderson parody but actually made by Wes Anderson. Dude's done.

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