This is just unrealistic. No one can last that long.
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This is just unrealistic. No one can last that long.
This is just unrealistic. No one can last that long.
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Yes without jerking off, which was a key point in the flick.
I'm an attractive man in the military and I haven't had sex in like a year and it was almost a year before that too. I've also fricked like two dozen women in my life. Not having sex for 40 days is as easy as breathing. Promiscuous sex is terrible for your mental health.
This guy gets it
>Promiscuous sex is terrible for your mental health.
Truth
i just realized i've lived out a comedy movie premise, this was literally what i did for lent this year
tfw 30 years old
have never touched a woman sexually except when I was in grade school
have fricked multiple men
I remember laughing at Peep Show when Jeremy lies to Mark the last time he had sex was like a week ago, and then the private inner monologue "here's the depressing truth" figure was like 9 months lmao
haha, imagine having a dry spell for 9 months
As much of an oddball David Mitchell really is, he gained fame from a rather early age. That's way sex related jokes of his works always feel kind of normie-like as his otherwise would be hellish experience was interrupted by his success. Also keep in mind that Jez is a super normie.
Jez or Robert Webb?
Jez. Robert Webb also is strange in general, but he is way better looking than David and feels less awkward. If David worked in McDonalds or some low-tier office job, he wouldn't have sex his entire life.
This movie was made at a time when guys could still get pussy. The collapse of American society over the last two decades is staggering. Cinema peaked with the release of Freddy vs. Jason just a year after 40 Days was released, and the national psyche has been longing for a return to those times and norms on a subconscious level that colors everyday interactions with the deal ache of a disappointment that is gradually rising in pitch.
>made at a time when guys could still get pussy
lmao, Im average looking and have 2-3 casual hookups from tinder every month. its never been easier than today
>from tinder
you and literally every other man in a 100 mile radius have had those same sloppy holes. what a chad. how did you do it
if it's really that easy, why dont you do it?
i don't like being around other people and am content to jack off to relieve sexual pressure so i can get back to doing things i enjoy which produce tangible end results
sex with another person is only worthwhile to me if there is an emotional investment
you can find whatever you want if you go out and look for it. even online dating has platforms specifically for building relationships, not everything is tinder hookups.
mate, you specifically mentioned tinder
that is what i was responding to
>This movie was made at a time when guys could still get pussy
This is a myth.
What the frick are you even talking about? Less guys have sex than ever, yes. But the guys in the game get more girls than ever. It's simply limitless supply for them with tinder and other apps.
god damn take your incel shit back to /LULZ/you sexless fricking loser
One thing I love about the internet is dipshits like you who go out of their way to create an argument or point of disagreement where none actually exist. 40 Days releasing now wouldn't make any sense at all would it? There's a reason it's a recurring Cinemaphile meme, right? Honestly you're lucky I don't come over there and beat the shit out of you.
>Freddy vs. Jason was the apex of cinema and civilisation
*nods*
it really was
I haven't had sex in over 2 years. I fricked 3 different girls from tinder in April 2020 at the height of lockdowns but it's been 0 since then
also haven’t had sex since 14 March 2020
but you got fricked by the government
That's my birthday, and 2020 was the year I had finally done what I had always said I'd do and planned a party.
Then I spent the weekend quarantined in my room because a co-worker who sat next to me got very sick with what turned out to be the flu, and by the very next weekend civilization had collapsed.
This is just unrealistic. No one can post the same thread over and over. I mean nobody is that desperate for fake human interaction, right?
so is pic related
>spreads legs
difficult stuff
Its fiction anon. If this were to actually happen in real life the person would be outcasted to their parents basement and probably spend all day on the internet arguing about how minorities and women are ruining movies or something
Haven't had sex since Wednesday. The girl is obsessed with me for some reason but I think I should break it off before it gets any more serious.
remember at the end of this movie when he literally gets raped? was pretty hot as i recall
I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl.
I haven't had sex in 19 years.