You know what's NOT comfy about this? The sun is going to come through that huge window at 7am and wake you up or make you hot and sweaty. And then if you wake up before your friend you feel weird.
>watch some kino with your bros >pizza from your local place >TMNT style cheese pull as you laugh and at whatever you're watching >talk about whatever Stacy or nerdy girl you have a crush on and give your bros encouragement on going for it >boot up vidya afterwards and play until you pass out
yeah, this was peak kino. Life was all downhill from there, you just didn't realize it.
Lurking 35yo man here, to counter cope. Life will in fact not get better if you weren't born Chad, because you will be excluded from everything in life.
Gaming would have been a comfy distraction but it was destroyed by women and trannies and homosexuals and Black folk and israelites.
The only way life will ever improve is when the next Hitler comes around.
>sorry to intrude on your cope but for the lurking youth, life in fact does get much better than this if you don't give up
How so? What is better than unlimited free time and energy to be spent with your friends and no responsibilities?
A lot of this depends on what country you grew up in, city or rural, religious background and income. Born in '85, in a small rural place. Christian. A lot of the 60's and 70's was popular when I grew up in the nineties, plus the new stuff from the nineties.The eighties got memoryholed and mocked as the pinnacle of shit, cocaine and poor taste it was only later 'The Eighties" got reinstated as a legit part of pop culture. I travelled South America in 2008 and I think I got a legit feel of what the eighties must've been like in Western countries. Which isn't an insult, like I said, my part of the country,we were still living in the 60's to 80's when it was already the nineties.
The whole thing to put generations in a bracket by year doesn't work.
Lol i always hated these ”stay up all night gaming and watching movies” nights. You always felt like shit about halfway through but still had to force yourself to stay awake so you wouldnt be labeled a wuss. Also frick halo. What a piece of shit game
I was also too pussy to complain sometimes. Just fell asleep and my friend didn't bother to throw me a blanket or something. What an butthole in hindsight, I always felt like bad host when the people weren't max comfy
Used to have this all the time with my friends. Do kids not do this anymore? I remember going with my mom to Blockbuster and searching through the anime section with my friend looking for the goriest shit that’s most likely to show breasts. We’d get two movies, a game, and some pizza, then get home and watch that kino and play some games. I’ll never forget one specific night we got Ghost in the Shell and Crash Bandicoot. Came for the breasts, stayed for my first introduction to philosophy, ate some stuffed-crust Pizza Hut and got Crash Bandicoot purely because of the commercials on it.
We played till we fell asleep. I remember waking up to the sounds of kids playing baseball in the field outside, the occasional clank as the ball popped off and the smell of the fresh-cut grass.
It's not the same man, as much as I wish it were. The child like excitement isn't there. We know all the Mario 64 levels, the new games aren't interesting. We're all getting old, and my friends have back and joint problems.
Used to suffer from migraines really badly as a kid, getting 2-3 hours sleep or not getting any sleep at all was a guaranteed migraine for me the next day so images like this are traumatic.
I'd always be that kid who had to get picked up first thing in the morning because my head was killing me and I was throwing up.
>that one kid who's parents came to pick them up before the night was through, even though he told them it was a sleepover
that kid was me and its the worst fricking feeling. wasnt even for any good reason either. just had to pack up and go home at like half past 7 while all my friends have fun...FRICK!!!
We got a prolific pedo arrest this week in Australia and the five minute fame MSM experts are saying something like one in three or one in five people have been molested as children. Even the lower figure is awful. I'm lucky to be a virgin at 38.
I had a similar feel, the friend who had the good house and all the consoles and videos would usually have the sleepovers in our group, I lived in the same village as him but all the other friends came from farther, sleepover friend was only allowed 3 to stay the whole night and there were 4 of us so I would always have to go home instead of stay over because I was within walking distance.
Oh man used to do this every other weekend in high school at my buddies place. His sister worked at pizza hut and would bring us tons of pizza and Pepsi. We would tear through some mass effect and halo.
>he never had severe anxiety and had to leave the sleepover early because he got homesick and wanted to sleep with his mother >if he did sleepover he wasn't able to sleep because of the homesickness and when he tried to sleep all he did was think about how he needs to sleep before his friends and then his anxiety would grow as he realises his friends are asleep and snoring and it is now 3am and he feels like the loneliest person in the world
It is still possible. I experienced this in 2018. Me and my bros, playing CSGO/Pubg or watching a kino till late night, then going for a midnight snack and sleeping at 2:00. I hate kungflu so much
>Do zoomers not have sleepovers? Everything is online now I guess?
zoomers aren't even allowed outside, I don't know if you have been out recently but there are no high school kids anywhere.
My kids have sleepovers and it pretty much looks like this.
They pull all their bean bags from their hands bedrooms into the living room, I order a few pizzas, my son goes to the store for takis (we live in Europe so we have to get them at this special foreign goods store), and they spend all night playing fifa or windjammers or whatever.
This shit still exists for a lot of people, it’s just our time that passed.
But even I did this not too long ago.
I was on a business trip stateside, and crashed with a friend of mine who lives the bachelors life.
Dude made some steaks on his big green egg, we had some shrooms and we fell asleep laughing our asses off to tropic thunder.
Picrel is living room with bean bags where kids hang out
It's a room... With some furniture... And a few cushions...
There's no fricking "soul" in an empty room you mouthbreeding moron.
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What's that shitty painting and empty bookshelf?
9 months ago
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It's a shitty painting and a bookshelf (that's not empty making you both blind AND moronic)
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The bookshelf is already too small on its own and you already had to fill it up with a picture, some pots, and two fat books. Where's the history, where's the soul?
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Painting is some local artist. An older guy who hung his shingle.
I don’t know much about art but he was in his 70s or 80s and aside from liking how it looked, I was impressed by his initiative.
The shelves are decorative. Not many books there. You can’t see from this angle but it’s all baby pictures of the kids and family pictures. The fat bindings on the bottom are more baby pictures and wedding albums.
Most of our current friends were at our wedding and they’ll often ask to browse old pictures when they visit
>my son goes to the store for takis (we live in Europe so we have to get them at this special foreign goods store)
Why are zoomers obsessed with these? They're not even that good. My son loves them too and will pay like ten euros for a small bad, four times as much as any regular chips.
I think when they have friends over there’s an element of exoticism and prestige from having foreign or hard-to-procure treats.
The drink of choice requested is prime because it’s $8 a pop over here, even though it tastes like shit.
I’m on a business trip stateside right now and the only things my son asked for were takis nuts (don’t have those back home), a Messi jersey and the limited edition KSI prime.
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You can find much better and much cheaper foreign treats at Asian stores.
Marketing. Kids are moronic drones, and they stay that way unless they have good parents who smack the shit out of then for being moronic
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Probably true. I'm raised by pop culture. Only reason I'm better than zoomers because I was born in a different era, that held different values. If I had been born after 2005, I most likely would've been equally moronic.
But it's not an old vs young thing. Our generation had to learn how to look after themselves and fend for themselves. Nowadays you file a complaint or get your sex changed and you receive gibs.
Is that a robot vacuum cleaner? My brother had one of these. 750 euros. High end is double that. But the room was too complicated for the moronic droid. Money well spent.
Yeah. Prices are stupid. That’s an old one I got on sale.
My wife picked a new one up from some indigogo but it took too long to arrive so she cancelled her pledge but it showed up anyway.
If we lift the kitchen chairs up before we go to sleep and run it overnight it does a decent job
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My brother sent me a picture which was an overhead view on how the droid mapped out the room for the first time. Can't find it, but it was pretty cool to see and follow the line. But yeah, you have to remove chairs and anything that's on the floor and the dust receptacle is pretty small. It's good for empty rooms and that's it. Not a viable alternative to regular cleaning. Yet. Forgot to ask him if it finds its own way back to the docking station. For now, it just looks like a quirky, fun thing. But maybe there is some future in it.
Zoomers have nothing
That’s why there are so many school shootings
Zoomies literally just tiktok all day. They have nothing else. Even shit like minecraft, youtube, and all other forms of social media are rapidly dying out. They shovel down fast food and occasionally take drugs inbetween browsing tiktok.
They are the most asocial generation in history. Inviting friends over has stopped being a thing since at least 2012-2014 but with zoomies it's 1000x worse
zoomers wern't allowed to leave their rooms for nearly 2 years. there were tons of news articles about zoomicide and even them shooting themselves in the head on Zoom class meetings.
Seething millennial. The highlight of your life was playing shitty video games in a room with a few other sweaty dorks. You can't cope with the fact that you're getting old but will never grow up. Meanwhile, zoomers are attending church in record numbers, getting married and having kids in their 20s, advancing their careers or finding side gigs. The mere thought of ending up as a useless fragile millennial seemed to have scared zoomers straight lmao.
holy shit i thought this was some guy's gamer den so i was shitting all over it, then i saw the birthday cake and realized somebody's parents loved them enough to try and set this thing up for them, i started crying bros
They actually aren't. Those who were around for the stupid piece of shit that was the "grunge era" know just how terrible that shit was. Everyone was dressed like they were homeless and everyone thought they were going to get AIDS. The "hairband" guys and girls from the 80s were already burned out by 1993, and if you think crime on the streets is bad now; well just ask anyone that was around NYC and Los Angeles in the early 90s just how the crime was. Sure, we've got drug deranged homeless people now, but back then we had THAT and we had street gangs on every corner, and that was just in the big cities. Rural communities that relied heavily on manufacturing saw their jobs go overseas and crackheads were waaaay worse than the fent heads roaming those areas now.
And then one day a movie called Clueless came out and suddenly everyone was happy again. It was short lived, and 9/11 definitely dealt a blow to the party, but we managed to hold on even past the great recession, but ultimately around 2015 we sank back into a depressive state.
Somebody make another Clueless, and while you're at it bring back Brittany Murphy somehow.
Interconnectivity through lack of connectivity. I am talking to you now. You’re reading my thoughts: do you know me? Will you ever know me? No. I might as well be a thought in your head. Hell, some things you “know” might be posts you read but forgot, yet remember their contents as fact, like a building left after the scaffolding has disappeared. You don’t really connect with me, it’s impossible. That is how today’s relationships are, ever connected but at a distance. So personal, yet skindeep. It is a fault of technology. Millennials were the last nation which were more or less forced in youth to associate with one another and develop some vestige of social gathering. In some ways I lament younger kids today cannot experience what I did, but more than that I am sad I cannot experience those same years again. Not to wax philosophic, but I fear I’ll be the prole Winston happens upon in 1948, an old man pining forever for days long past and beyond help, incapable of appreciating the present.
They certainly do not, in the most literal sense. The absolute youngest when forced will play when electronics are pulled away from them, same as when I was a 10-year-old I suppose. But 10-year-olds? 12-year-olds? Teenagers? Frick no, they don’t just hang out anymore like that, they’re always connected to the outside world, it’s always a distraction. It’s not the same, not in the least. I’m not just being a boomer about this, you lose the presence of the now with modern technology.
I remember even back in 2009, when I’d go out to party texting was a fricking pain in the ass. You didn’t have long conversations, you didn’t frick around looking at social media. You either got some drinks and interacted with the people there or you left and returned home. It was your own thing, you were insignificant but so important since it was all you were cognizant of. You know how many younger people —but especially chicks— get randomly depressed because they saw or read something on social media while at a social gathering? I can’t even describe it appropriately, it’s so fricking annoying and I have to be nearing the character limit rambling about this bullshit
Will I ever know you? No. But I’m still your buddy. Slightly off-topic, but I have this idea that I could argue with one guy in one thread and be friendly with the same guy in another thread. What are the odds?
The only people who are depressed at the ones who aren't mindless NPC's and the reason is because we realize there is no more hope for this society or our future.
I went to a sleepover once and one of the girls suggested we show each other our boobs. I was with my little sister and it made me extremely uncomfortable. So they then decided itd be smart to just turn off the lights and dance naked. It ended pretty awkward and it was the only sleepover I ever went to.
You're going to get a lot of hate over the next several hours for being a woman.
I feel for you. Hold it together! You can beat them. Do NOT succumb to their vile tactics.
They are going to try and break you.
Source: I've been here all summer and have cracked the code!
I had a similar experience. friend was asleep on the couch and I was playing mortal kombat game where they over sexualize the female players. I was idle in some mode and Frost just kept shaking her ass back and fourth and I couldn't take it anymore. I whipped out my wiener and jerk offd to a virtual woman. I kept looking at my friend to make sure he didn't wake up though.
>my friend had hundreds of porno mags flowing out of his closet >never thought how weird it was that his mom and dad just didnt care about it and walk right by it when coming in >He also shared a room with his sister
that sister is definitely very familiar with the brothers wiener, without a doubt.
Yes, I remember that.
I went to 3 sleepovers when I was between 13 to 15. Before that, my mom didn't let me and after that, I already knew how to drive and preferred to go home instead.
>Sleepover #1
It was only my friend and I. He just stole his father credit card and we were looking at porn. Honestly, it wasn't great, it was super fake and found some "18" student that looked like 30. He told he needed to fap and so he kicked me out of his room and I stood in the living room watching tv. After he was done, he asked me to do the same, and since I was kinda horny, I also fapped on his computer (I turned around the webcam) and that was it.
>Sleepover #2
It was on the house of another friend, it was him, his cousin and I. Also his little brother was having a sleepover too with his friends, but since we were a lot, we were sleeping instead in his sister room. His cousin told him we should look for her panties and we did a panty raid. I remember it was the first time I saw a thong and some cute panties but they were stained in period blood (we thought it was poop). The cousin grabbed one and went to the bathroom to fap with it. The next one would be my friend and last it would be me. Suddenly, her sister appeared and kick us out of the room, but the cousin was able to steal the panty. We went to the living room and we didn't fap since there was a fight between my friend and his little brother. The fricker ate our pizza and broke the Sonic Adventure 2 disc for Gamecube.
>#Sleepover 3
I was invited but my mother didn't let me go. I went the day after in the early morning. We had breakfast, play some smash melee and MK64 since MKDD didn't exist yet. I remember it smell like semen, feet, sweat and farts. They started to talk about what they did yesterday, one of the cousins of one my friends was able to grab a hardcore porn movie and they decided to jack off together, also they had a fart contest.
>wake up 2 hours before friend >nobody else is awake >lay there doing nothing for 2 hours because you were raised to not touch shit that wasnt yours without asking so you dont dare turn on a tv or anything
I honestly would just leave when that happened. Never slept well at other peoples house anyway, in grade school I could just walk home and in highschool I would drive home hungover. I ain’t waiting around for these homies to wake up
Yeah I was never big on the sleepovers. I would just stay late until everyone started to fall asleep and then go home in beauty that was 3AM in my small suburban town.
>Never slept well at other peoples house anyway
That's normal, it's called the first-night effect. It's a survival instinct for being in new environments.
I would usually wake up first and just walk home. Friend that lived the furthest was like 3 miles from home so I’d still be home when everyone was getting up and get breakfast.
>This happens >Also the DVD menu from last nights movie is on loop at max audio >Too polite to turn it off
This happened to me when I watched End of Evangelion at a sleep over when I was 13, I woke up at like 3 am still high from smoking weed for the first time and I think it basically turned me into an MKUltra victim
>>lay there doing nothing for 2 hours because you were raised to not touch shit that wasnt yours without asking so you dont dare turn on a tv or anything
fricking go home, npc
>friend ditches in the middle of a sleepover to hang out with his gf
That boy was not your friend. But I can see where he was coming from. I was in a similar situation like that and I told my girlfriend to come on over and make my friend something to eat because he was going through "stuff." It was pretty based. She and his mom spent the night baking cookies and they made a homemade pizza which we devoured while playing Goldeneye.
I certainly hope you're still not friends with that dude.
>as a kid never use public bathrooms or any bathroom except my house's >pee in the morning >go to school, all day no pee because it's school, normal for me >friend invites me to his place after >stay there overnight, no peeing because it's not my house >go to school the next day, no peeing because it's school again
I went 40h without peeing? Now im 36 i cant imagine going 5h kek
bro I pee like every 2 hours. I'll admit I did the same as a kid I hated peeing in school and was afraid of catching a glance at some dudes willy. Always peed immediately after I got home from school, go like 6+ hours no pee.
We never watched movies only played video games. The only time I remember watching movies is when my parents didn’t know what to do with me so they would sit me in front of The Secret of Nimh for 500 hours
>sleep over at same friends house every weekend >never has food >starve for like 24 hours
I used to ride my ass house on my bike at like 7 am so I could fricking eat finally, I would have loved to spend the rest of the day chilling but frick I NEED FOOD homie, GIMMIE SOME GOD DAMNED FOOD
Because my dad was a dick
Probably why I slept over my best friends house every weekend
homie gave me 5$ allowance in 1999 money to clean a whole apartment buildings front parking lot and rake all the leaves around the apartments and pull weeds and clean our apartments tubs and sinks and vacuum
>friend invites me and our other friend over for a sleepover >scrounge together like $10 between the three of us >buy two bags of chips and a gallon of chocolate milk >watch Jeepers Creepers >finish at 10pm >the night is young >go wandering around the neighbourhood >friend leads us to the house of a girl he has a crush on >throws his shoe at her bedroom window >"Psst! Come hang out!" >girl sneaks out >go to the playground behind her house >sit on the swings and talk until 1am
never been happier or more free
i slept a lot with a friend like this. his mom didn't even cook and only gave him ramen noodles (that he cooked) for food. i'd have to call my mom to drop us off some hot n spicy mcchickens so we could survive. once I had to hide a couple in a dresser drawer because I thought someone might steal them if I put them in the fridge, makes me laugh thinking about it now.
I had some times like this with friends but I feel like they were a lot fewer or farther between than they should have been and overall my childhood was pretty lonely.
The town I lived in was kind of poor and kids were constantly moving out. I had to keep establishing myself in new friend groups and eventually I just kind of gave up and kept to myself/ image boards until I went to college.
I have good friends now but this probably fricked up my social development more than I realize.
>that kid who would freak out at midnight and call his mom to pick him up >that kid who fell asleep before the sun went down and was tortured with cold water and whip cream >that kid who started watching porn on the family PC >that kid who drank 3 cans of Monsters so he could beat 100 Man Melee and finally unlock Falco >that kid who microwaved marshmallows, then mixed it with fruit loops and chocolate syrup and put it on ice cream >that kid who got his ass whipped by his mom while you stood awkwardly in the corner waiting for it to be over >that kid who stole your Yu-Gi-Oh card but it was okay because you nabbed his Pokemon cartridge as revenge >that kid who got decked in a pillow fight and got a bloody nose all over the carpet
>that kid who got his ass whipped by his mom while you stood awkwardly in the corner waiting for it to be over
This happened to me. >friends talks back to his awful mother >she takes him into her room and beats him with a rod or something >comes back >"i hate that fat b***h" >continue gaming
One of my friends would have these screaming, ear-piercing yelling matches right in front of me and other guests. Nobody ever acknowledged them after they happened. They were a very well off family but those arguments were more extreme than what you’d see on daytime tv.
Those were the days, playing Mario and GoldenEye64 multiplayer and Twisted Metal
>that kid who would freak out at midnight and call his mom to pick him up
I did this once at a kids house, I was dressed as spiderman and his room stank and was dirty. I pretty sure his mother was moronic, the house was disgusting. >that kid who got his ass whipped by his mom while you stood awkwardly in the corner waiting for it to be over
I saw a friend get slapped in the face by his mother after we'd played twisted metal on playstation and he was acting like a moron screaming at his mom to get something. I thought it was really hot but didn't really understand the feelings then but I remember hoping she'd make him lick her shoes for some reason.
Yes, I remember that.
I went to 3 sleepovers when I was between 13 to 15. Before that, my mom didn't let me and after that, I already knew how to drive and preferred to go home instead.
>Sleepover #1
It was only my friend and I. He just stole his father credit card and we were looking at porn. Honestly, it wasn't great, it was super fake and found some "18" student that looked like 30. He told he needed to fap and so he kicked me out of his room and I stood in the living room watching tv. After he was done, he asked me to do the same, and since I was kinda horny, I also fapped on his computer (I turned around the webcam) and that was it.
>Sleepover #2
It was on the house of another friend, it was him, his cousin and I. Also his little brother was having a sleepover too with his friends, but since we were a lot, we were sleeping instead in his sister room. His cousin told him we should look for her panties and we did a panty raid. I remember it was the first time I saw a thong and some cute panties but they were stained in period blood (we thought it was poop). The cousin grabbed one and went to the bathroom to fap with it. The next one would be my friend and last it would be me. Suddenly, her sister appeared and kick us out of the room, but the cousin was able to steal the panty. We went to the living room and we didn't fap since there was a fight between my friend and his little brother. The fricker ate our pizza and broke the Sonic Adventure 2 disc for Gamecube.
>#Sleepover 3
I was invited but my mother didn't let me go. I went the day after in the early morning. We had breakfast, play some smash melee and MK64 since MKDD didn't exist yet. I remember it smell like semen, feet, sweat and farts. They started to talk about what they did yesterday, one of the cousins of one my friends was able to grab a hardcore porn movie and they decided to jack off together, also they had a fart contest.
My friend punch him on the face and his little brother bite him back. The cousin, the friends of his little brother and I were looking around, the mother came around, punished my friend and the little brother was just crying in his room. We put a movie and after a couple of hours, they came back, it was pretty awkward
>be whatever year halo 1 released on the Xbox >be 13 years old >best friend moved out of our shitty apartment complex to a wealthy people's home in the suburbs >get invited to a sleep over there and go >most fun sleep over of my life >me, my friend, and 5 other kids he know >pizza, food, drinks, ping pong, Xbox, n64, ps1, snes all there and all hooked up to different TVs at once. >basement we were in was frick huge and had a big ass king bed sized mattress on the floor >7 kid king of the hill matches on the mattress, we legit just fought to the death to be the only one on the mattress by wrestling each other and throwing each other off. >get tired and play vidya >get hungry and eat >doing this until sunrise >7am goto sleep
Go to friend's house for backyard sleepover. Four or five of us in a tent while our parents had a firepit nextdoor. Neighbour comes into the tent and tells us a scary story. None of us can sleep. Start messing around. Friend's dad has to come out at 2am to tell us to shut the frick up.
>Grow up in developing Spanish fishing village >Born in the 90s >Completely safe, played outside, had PCs, etc >Lived through this
Fricking based as hell times. Playing PS1/PS2 games, eating pizza, doing shit like this. Just like you 'Murcans.
>put tent out in the garden in the summer >Have friends over >Parents can't hear you making noise in the house and tell you to shut off the nintendo and go to bed >Freedom >One friend heard from a friend how to get free coke from a coke vending machine (just stick your arm in) >take our bicycles to go check out the Coke vending machine and try it out. >Only manage to get one free Coke >In the morning mom brings breakfast to our tent.
Take me back. When I was young I didn't think the world would be this way. Either growing up sucks the soul out of you or there's no soul left in society. Let all this shit burn. Modernity is trash.
kek had something similar happen to me. This was much later, in my college years, but we had a party at my friend's dorm. Some people I didn't know were there and it's theorized that one of the girls hid pretzels everywhere, I'm talking under the kitchen sink, window frames, behind the couch, in the microwave, even on top of the shower dome. I still think there's some hidden around after all these years after he moved out.
Worse, it'll most likely be plastered all over social media by nostalgia junkies and before you know it, your childhood sleepover picture will have became a modern cliché.
Everybody thinks their childhood was special, I don't have anything against someone reminiscing about the time when they were young, but please don't embarrass yourselves by claiming your childhood was the ultimate experience and how we all missed out on the coolest decade; to put it simply, boomers feel the same way millennials feel about gen z, congratulations, you've turned into your parents.
>please don't embarrass yourselves by claiming your childhood was the ultimate experience and how we all missed out on the coolest decade
Todays world is full of horrors, mass multiculturalism and wars and bad shit. I feel bad for kids today with all the forced anti-white, lgbtq+ and god knows what else.
We used to sneak out at like 1pm and think it was really cool to walk around the town. Would never let kids do that today, too many third world rapists around.
That's funny considering the 70s, 80s, and 90s were rife with crime and drugs, but what do you expect during the baby boom where people were having children that most of which ended up being raised in broken homes or just down right neglected.
I was born in 1998 so I have nostalgia for the 2000s and 2010s, but according to some moronic millennial on the internet I had a terrible childhood because once he grew up the world stopped being cool, shocker.
>sleep over with the only cousin I have >she is 3 years older than me >At night in her room, she would make me kiss her and put my penis inside of her >I was so little I didn't even know what sex was >she would get mad if my pennis didn'T ger hard
The fricking prostitute gave me a fetish of being raped by older women. She ruined my life
damn, no fake sleekness in sight
we cant go back but im glad i was there
all that needs to be said
You know what's NOT comfy about this? The sun is going to come through that huge window at 7am and wake you up or make you hot and sweaty. And then if you wake up before your friend you feel weird.
I'm always the last one asleep at any event and i fricking hate it
Somehow that is the most alone and depressing feeling in the world.
Last one asleep and first one awake. Always made me feel like the adult of the group.
stop making me remember that butthole
hey shut the frick up man
>watch some kino with your bros
>pizza from your local place
>TMNT style cheese pull as you laugh and at whatever you're watching
>talk about whatever Stacy or nerdy girl you have a crush on and give your bros encouragement on going for it
>boot up vidya afterwards and play until you pass out
yeah, this was peak kino. Life was all downhill from there, you just didn't realize it.
I still live like this alone and instead of cheese pulls i do whiskey shots
Bro we can be buddies and do this all night long 🙂
sorry to intrude on your cope but for the lurking youth, life in fact does get much better than this if you don't give up
Lurking 35yo man here, to counter cope. Life will in fact not get better if you weren't born Chad, because you will be excluded from everything in life.
Gaming would have been a comfy distraction but it was destroyed by women and trannies and homosexuals and Black folk and israelites.
The only way life will ever improve is when the next Hitler comes around.
>sorry to intrude on your cope but for the lurking youth, life in fact does get much better than this if you don't give up
How so? What is better than unlimited free time and energy to be spent with your friends and no responsibilities?
Born in 1994 so I caught the tail-end of this, and yeah, sad that it is gone but happy I experienced it.
1994 is too late. You don't understand.
Anything after 1991 and really it was too late.
mario 64 came in 1996, buddy
you failed
A lot of this depends on what country you grew up in, city or rural, religious background and income. Born in '85, in a small rural place. Christian. A lot of the 60's and 70's was popular when I grew up in the nineties, plus the new stuff from the nineties.The eighties got memoryholed and mocked as the pinnacle of shit, cocaine and poor taste it was only later 'The Eighties" got reinstated as a legit part of pop culture. I travelled South America in 2008 and I think I got a legit feel of what the eighties must've been like in Western countries. Which isn't an insult, like I said, my part of the country,we were still living in the 60's to 80's when it was already the nineties.
The whole thing to put generations in a bracket by year doesn't work.
trips of truth
American men revere pizza & vidya hangouts with their bros in the same way the Japanese romanticize their high school days, I wonder why that is.
Lol i always hated these ”stay up all night gaming and watching movies” nights. You always felt like shit about halfway through but still had to force yourself to stay awake so you wouldnt be labeled a wuss. Also frick halo. What a piece of shit game
>t. loser
>t. loser
You're an absolute homosexual
go leave homosexual
imagine the smell
Least he has a hand towel for warmth.
For me, I always had to lay on my own arms for warmth at sleepovers
truly a man of survival
I was also too pussy to complain sometimes. Just fell asleep and my friend didn't bother to throw me a blanket or something. What an butthole in hindsight, I always felt like bad host when the people weren't max comfy
same
I always was the one taking care of the others in a sleepover
finding a pillow, or a blanket for the one dropping on the floor
>Sauropod the most kino of dinosaur
for me it's waking up to the sound of your neighborhood waking up in the summer, not some alarm clock
Used to have this all the time with my friends. Do kids not do this anymore? I remember going with my mom to Blockbuster and searching through the anime section with my friend looking for the goriest shit that’s most likely to show breasts. We’d get two movies, a game, and some pizza, then get home and watch that kino and play some games. I’ll never forget one specific night we got Ghost in the Shell and Crash Bandicoot. Came for the breasts, stayed for my first introduction to philosophy, ate some stuffed-crust Pizza Hut and got Crash Bandicoot purely because of the commercials on it.
We played till we fell asleep. I remember waking up to the sounds of kids playing baseball in the field outside, the occasional clank as the ball popped off and the smell of the fresh-cut grass.
Sigh…
You can. You can sit on the floor, and play mario on a crt. You can do it today if you really want to.
Wrong board, but I agree
It's not the same man, as much as I wish it were. The child like excitement isn't there. We know all the Mario 64 levels, the new games aren't interesting. We're all getting old, and my friends have back and joint problems.
that's so fricking disgusting
why are americans such manchildren, is it because of their tap water?
>why are children such children
they're like 20
14
Had one of my friend whose upstairs was entirely in carpet. Peak comfy. We had cork, which was cold af when you would hop out of bed during winter.
Used to suffer from migraines really badly as a kid, getting 2-3 hours sleep or not getting any sleep at all was a guaranteed migraine for me the next day so images like this are traumatic.
I'd always be that kid who had to get picked up first thing in the morning because my head was killing me and I was throwing up.
>that one kid who's parents came to pick them up before the night was through, even though he told them it was a sleepover
that kid was me and its the worst fricking feeling. wasnt even for any good reason either. just had to pack up and go home at like half past 7 while all my friends have fun...FRICK!!!
your dad was probably diddled as a kid man. boomers dont talk about that shit.
We got a prolific pedo arrest this week in Australia and the five minute fame MSM experts are saying something like one in three or one in five people have been molested as children. Even the lower figure is awful. I'm lucky to be a virgin at 38.
I had a similar feel, the friend who had the good house and all the consoles and videos would usually have the sleepovers in our group, I lived in the same village as him but all the other friends came from farther, sleepover friend was only allowed 3 to stay the whole night and there were 4 of us so I would always have to go home instead of stay over because I was within walking distance.
>I lived in the same village as him
based romanian
Oh man used to do this every other weekend in high school at my buddies place. His sister worked at pizza hut and would bring us tons of pizza and Pepsi. We would tear through some mass effect and halo.
>Room is lower than the floor.
Kino. But I agree, the windows kinda suck.
Why did you post the exact same picture as OP?
wtf why do americans wear their shoes in their homes???
Because the floor is dirty
>he never had severe anxiety and had to leave the sleepover early because he got homesick and wanted to sleep with his mother
>if he did sleepover he wasn't able to sleep because of the homesickness and when he tried to sleep all he did was think about how he needs to sleep before his friends and then his anxiety would grow as he realises his friends are asleep and snoring and it is now 3am and he feels like the loneliest person in the world
WOW EVERYONE LOOK HOW PATHETIC I AM LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!!
Shut the frick up you whiny b***h. You're anxious cause you indulge it like a little gay this post makes it very obvious
>autist doesn't recognize satire
Maybe he should've put some emoji's
I never had friends, so I have no clue what you people are talking about.
But you are in this thread, communicating. You seek communication.
I'm wasting time with people that may or may not actually exist. That's completely different from friends.
It is still possible. I experienced this in 2018. Me and my bros, playing CSGO/Pubg or watching a kino till late night, then going for a midnight snack and sleeping at 2:00. I hate kungflu so much
don't ever let your daughter go to slumber parties.
they're gonna get raped by some male in the house.
>tfw everyone thought i was gay in high school so i would go to female slumber parties with my gf and her friends
I have the height and chest hair of the left one but the face of the right
guitar
niche metal music
>>Live comfortably and respectfully from streaming revenue after a few years
Shave Black person
The 2010's is the perfect male, anything else looks like shit.
This isn't true at all. People are getting taller on average.
the picture comes from a BLACKED fetish forum
the nostalgia
Imagine just leaving the Mario 64 title screen on to lull you to sleep all night
>all the furniture styles of the time, 1980s, 90s, mixed together, you could only recognize it if you lived through it and saw it yourself
kino
What's the zoomer equivalent?
Zoomers have nothing
That’s why there are so many school shootings
Do zoomers not have sleepovers? Everything is online now I guess?
They all have sleepovers over Discord Voice Chat!!!!! They all watch in a movie in the discord together.
>Do zoomers not have sleepovers? Everything is online now I guess?
zoomers aren't even allowed outside, I don't know if you have been out recently but there are no high school kids anywhere.
My kids have sleepovers and it pretty much looks like this.
They pull all their bean bags from their hands bedrooms into the living room, I order a few pizzas, my son goes to the store for takis (we live in Europe so we have to get them at this special foreign goods store), and they spend all night playing fifa or windjammers or whatever.
This shit still exists for a lot of people, it’s just our time that passed.
But even I did this not too long ago.
I was on a business trip stateside, and crashed with a friend of mine who lives the bachelors life.
Dude made some steaks on his big green egg, we had some shrooms and we fell asleep laughing our asses off to tropic thunder.
Picrel is living room with bean bags where kids hang out
Soulless. But the sofas look very comfortable and it looks easy to clean.
It's a room... With some furniture... And a few cushions...
There's no fricking "soul" in an empty room you mouthbreeding moron.
What's that shitty painting and empty bookshelf?
It's a shitty painting and a bookshelf (that's not empty making you both blind AND moronic)
The bookshelf is already too small on its own and you already had to fill it up with a picture, some pots, and two fat books. Where's the history, where's the soul?
Painting is some local artist. An older guy who hung his shingle.
I don’t know much about art but he was in his 70s or 80s and aside from liking how it looked, I was impressed by his initiative.
The shelves are decorative. Not many books there. You can’t see from this angle but it’s all baby pictures of the kids and family pictures. The fat bindings on the bottom are more baby pictures and wedding albums.
Most of our current friends were at our wedding and they’ll often ask to browse old pictures when they visit
I feel better about the picture now.
>my son goes to the store for takis (we live in Europe so we have to get them at this special foreign goods store)
Why are zoomers obsessed with these? They're not even that good. My son loves them too and will pay like ten euros for a small bad, four times as much as any regular chips.
I think when they have friends over there’s an element of exoticism and prestige from having foreign or hard-to-procure treats.
The drink of choice requested is prime because it’s $8 a pop over here, even though it tastes like shit.
I’m on a business trip stateside right now and the only things my son asked for were takis nuts (don’t have those back home), a Messi jersey and the limited edition KSI prime.
You can find much better and much cheaper foreign treats at Asian stores.
Marketing. Kids are moronic drones, and they stay that way unless they have good parents who smack the shit out of then for being moronic
Probably true. I'm raised by pop culture. Only reason I'm better than zoomers because I was born in a different era, that held different values. If I had been born after 2005, I most likely would've been equally moronic.
But it's not an old vs young thing. Our generation had to learn how to look after themselves and fend for themselves. Nowadays you file a complaint or get your sex changed and you receive gibs.
Frick I haven’t thought about windjammers in years.
How do you play it? Not on neo geo?
Is that a robot vacuum cleaner? My brother had one of these. 750 euros. High end is double that. But the room was too complicated for the moronic droid. Money well spent.
Yeah. Prices are stupid. That’s an old one I got on sale.
My wife picked a new one up from some indigogo but it took too long to arrive so she cancelled her pledge but it showed up anyway.
If we lift the kitchen chairs up before we go to sleep and run it overnight it does a decent job
My brother sent me a picture which was an overhead view on how the droid mapped out the room for the first time. Can't find it, but it was pretty cool to see and follow the line. But yeah, you have to remove chairs and anything that's on the floor and the dust receptacle is pretty small. It's good for empty rooms and that's it. Not a viable alternative to regular cleaning. Yet. Forgot to ask him if it finds its own way back to the docking station. For now, it just looks like a quirky, fun thing. But maybe there is some future in it.
Zoomies literally just tiktok all day. They have nothing else. Even shit like minecraft, youtube, and all other forms of social media are rapidly dying out. They shovel down fast food and occasionally take drugs inbetween browsing tiktok.
They are the most asocial generation in history. Inviting friends over has stopped being a thing since at least 2012-2014 but with zoomies it's 1000x worse
give it a rest
They do, but instead of eating pizza, they eat onions, and instead of playing video games they play buttplug
zoomers wern't allowed to leave their rooms for nearly 2 years. there were tons of news articles about zoomicide and even them shooting themselves in the head on Zoom class meetings.
https://www.abc10.com/article/news/local/lodi/woodbridge-elementary-student-suicide/103-c322c7b2-b150-415b-8213-fa6baf4dec9f
Seething millennial. The highlight of your life was playing shitty video games in a room with a few other sweaty dorks. You can't cope with the fact that you're getting old but will never grow up. Meanwhile, zoomers are attending church in record numbers, getting married and having kids in their 20s, advancing their careers or finding side gigs. The mere thought of ending up as a useless fragile millennial seemed to have scared zoomers straight lmao.
Probably on their phones mindlessly scrolling, no social interaction
now post the real version
Nta, but her you go
>he doesnt swipe with his thumb on the phone and use his hand for the ipad
Stupid lil shit
no you just forget that as a kid you have stubby little useless fingers that lack dexterity.
I used to play halo reach split screen with my friends
I'm 26 now. Not sure if I'm a zoomer.
You're a zillennial, aka the last good generation.
moron
‘96/‘97 is peak zoomer
Nonsense term made up by zoomers that desperately wish they weren’t zoomers
>t. seething zoomie jealous of his zillennial elders
holy shit i thought this was some guy's gamer den so i was shitting all over it, then i saw the birthday cake and realized somebody's parents loved them enough to try and set this thing up for them, i started crying bros
then the redditor parent posts that they did all this for their kid and no one that was invited showed up
Man..
i know my stomach would feel like shit the day after
Honestly this is based and I hope he had a lot of friends come over.
pretty cool
shit game though
Contemplate the aroma
I puked a little bit, there's 0 real food in that room.
Americans are disgusting creatures.
To be fair it's party food (for kids probably).
Nice pedoden, anon.
Outrageous stomach churning decadence. If you don’t have natural revulsion to this scene you are lost to the cult of consumption.
A bunch of zoomies watching pregnant Elsa videos on their iPads.
Hanging out in discord til you pass out.
Twitch chat
frick off zoomie I've made friends from twitch chat since before it was called twitch
Cod splitscreen and watching pirated movies off a thumb drive. At least thats what me and my friends did.
It's' Disord movie night or Pokemon Go at the local gym spot/mall ratting at best.
>these gays were doing LAN parties post elementary school
>was busy sneaking out at night to fool around with gf in the park
Inviting your buddy to a goon sesh
Why are people so depressing nowadays?
Short answer: social groups collapsed
super short answer: the internet
>Why are people so depressing nowadays?
They actually aren't. Those who were around for the stupid piece of shit that was the "grunge era" know just how terrible that shit was. Everyone was dressed like they were homeless and everyone thought they were going to get AIDS. The "hairband" guys and girls from the 80s were already burned out by 1993, and if you think crime on the streets is bad now; well just ask anyone that was around NYC and Los Angeles in the early 90s just how the crime was. Sure, we've got drug deranged homeless people now, but back then we had THAT and we had street gangs on every corner, and that was just in the big cities. Rural communities that relied heavily on manufacturing saw their jobs go overseas and crackheads were waaaay worse than the fent heads roaming those areas now.
And then one day a movie called Clueless came out and suddenly everyone was happy again. It was short lived, and 9/11 definitely dealt a blow to the party, but we managed to hold on even past the great recession, but ultimately around 2015 we sank back into a depressive state.
Somebody make another Clueless, and while you're at it bring back Brittany Murphy somehow.
>Somebody make another Clueless
That’s Barbie
Interconnectivity through lack of connectivity. I am talking to you now. You’re reading my thoughts: do you know me? Will you ever know me? No. I might as well be a thought in your head. Hell, some things you “know” might be posts you read but forgot, yet remember their contents as fact, like a building left after the scaffolding has disappeared. You don’t really connect with me, it’s impossible. That is how today’s relationships are, ever connected but at a distance. So personal, yet skindeep. It is a fault of technology. Millennials were the last nation which were more or less forced in youth to associate with one another and develop some vestige of social gathering. In some ways I lament younger kids today cannot experience what I did, but more than that I am sad I cannot experience those same years again. Not to wax philosophic, but I fear I’ll be the prole Winston happens upon in 1948, an old man pining forever for days long past and beyond help, incapable of appreciating the present.
You think kids don't get together and sit together in the canteen anymore? They do they just laugh at internet shit now
They certainly do not, in the most literal sense. The absolute youngest when forced will play when electronics are pulled away from them, same as when I was a 10-year-old I suppose. But 10-year-olds? 12-year-olds? Teenagers? Frick no, they don’t just hang out anymore like that, they’re always connected to the outside world, it’s always a distraction. It’s not the same, not in the least. I’m not just being a boomer about this, you lose the presence of the now with modern technology.
I remember even back in 2009, when I’d go out to party texting was a fricking pain in the ass. You didn’t have long conversations, you didn’t frick around looking at social media. You either got some drinks and interacted with the people there or you left and returned home. It was your own thing, you were insignificant but so important since it was all you were cognizant of. You know how many younger people —but especially chicks— get randomly depressed because they saw or read something on social media while at a social gathering? I can’t even describe it appropriately, it’s so fricking annoying and I have to be nearing the character limit rambling about this bullshit
Will I ever know you? No. But I’m still your buddy. Slightly off-topic, but I have this idea that I could argue with one guy in one thread and be friendly with the same guy in another thread. What are the odds?
Social media
The only people who are depressed at the ones who aren't mindless NPC's and the reason is because we realize there is no more hope for this society or our future.
Dumbass, take a step back, look up some history and connect more dots. What you wrote is not wise.
From the thumbnail, I thought this was that one doomer incel image.
This is actually a good satire of tradcucks and how they will always whine about some bullshit forever
>that one kid that wanted to jerk off together
You mean you?
kind of glad this never happened to me
everyone was ugly where I grew up
I went to a sleepover once and one of the girls suggested we show each other our boobs. I was with my little sister and it made me extremely uncomfortable. So they then decided itd be smart to just turn off the lights and dance naked. It ended pretty awkward and it was the only sleepover I ever went to.
>missed out on teenage scizzoring
you fricked up sis!
(im trans btw)
I know my truth
You're going to get a lot of hate over the next several hours for being a woman.
I feel for you. Hold it together! You can beat them. Do NOT succumb to their vile tactics.
They are going to try and break you.
Source: I've been here all summer and have cracked the code!
Its a damn shame being born with a pussy fellow pussy haver
jk get the frick away from me troony
Ywnbaw
damn you've been a troony since you were a kid? your parents are fricked up
shitty bait, go back
>they will never know what truly happened
Same sister, once I fingered my pussy and it was so tight, all I could think of were the random anons reading this right now. Crazy huh teehee
You wish you could reach between your legs and feel a tight warm hole that isnt your butthole. cope.
That hurts my feelings anon teehee, but I’ll forgive you and show you my huge breasts if you just say sorry
Your ax wound is literally falling apart as you type this.
Uguuu don’t call my super wet ultra real pussy that anon that’s almost not hot you’re hurting my feelings
you weirdt cuz. weirdt.
>>that one kid that wanted to jerk off together
I had a similar experience. friend was asleep on the couch and I was playing mortal kombat game where they over sexualize the female players. I was idle in some mode and Frost just kept shaking her ass back and fourth and I couldn't take it anymore. I whipped out my wiener and jerk offd to a virtual woman. I kept looking at my friend to make sure he didn't wake up though.
My friend wanted to watch porn and drink with me for some reason... I guess he thought it was cool
It backfired because I got horny and went to his bathroom to fap and he realised and started knocking on the door and calling for me to get out lmao
my friend had hundreds of porno mags flowing out of his closet
never thought how weird it was that his mom and dad just didnt care about it and walk right by it when coming in
He also shared a room with his sister
>my friend had hundreds of porno mags flowing out of his closet
>never thought how weird it was that his mom and dad just didnt care about it and walk right by it when coming in
>He also shared a room with his sister
that sister is definitely very familiar with the brothers wiener, without a doubt.
Yes, I remember that.
I went to 3 sleepovers when I was between 13 to 15. Before that, my mom didn't let me and after that, I already knew how to drive and preferred to go home instead.
>Sleepover #1
It was only my friend and I. He just stole his father credit card and we were looking at porn. Honestly, it wasn't great, it was super fake and found some "18" student that looked like 30. He told he needed to fap and so he kicked me out of his room and I stood in the living room watching tv. After he was done, he asked me to do the same, and since I was kinda horny, I also fapped on his computer (I turned around the webcam) and that was it.
>Sleepover #2
It was on the house of another friend, it was him, his cousin and I. Also his little brother was having a sleepover too with his friends, but since we were a lot, we were sleeping instead in his sister room. His cousin told him we should look for her panties and we did a panty raid. I remember it was the first time I saw a thong and some cute panties but they were stained in period blood (we thought it was poop). The cousin grabbed one and went to the bathroom to fap with it. The next one would be my friend and last it would be me. Suddenly, her sister appeared and kick us out of the room, but the cousin was able to steal the panty. We went to the living room and we didn't fap since there was a fight between my friend and his little brother. The fricker ate our pizza and broke the Sonic Adventure 2 disc for Gamecube.
>#Sleepover 3
I was invited but my mother didn't let me go. I went the day after in the early morning. We had breakfast, play some smash melee and MK64 since MKDD didn't exist yet. I remember it smell like semen, feet, sweat and farts. They started to talk about what they did yesterday, one of the cousins of one my friends was able to grab a hardcore porn movie and they decided to jack off together, also they had a fart contest.
>all three sleepovers involved jerking off
millennials being raging homos suddenly makes more sense now
The #1 and #2 it was a solo thing. #3 was super homosexual and it was good that my mom didn’t allow me to go to that one.
>broke sonic adventure 2 disk
This is the worst part and you should have beat up that little shot brother
>wake up at a friends house
>have a brief moment of confused terror seeing a ceiling you dont recognize
Haha, that's such a weird one. Worst one for me lasted like a full minute. I was so disoriented and scared lol.
I've lived in a small town my whole life and freaked the frick out after waking up in my friends apartment, on the top floor of a towerblock in London
>wake up 2 hours before friend
>nobody else is awake
>lay there doing nothing for 2 hours because you were raised to not touch shit that wasnt yours without asking so you dont dare turn on a tv or anything
I honestly would just leave when that happened. Never slept well at other peoples house anyway, in grade school I could just walk home and in highschool I would drive home hungover. I ain’t waiting around for these homies to wake up
>Never slept well at other peoples house anyway
Yeah I was never big on the sleepovers. I would just stay late until everyone started to fall asleep and then go home in beauty that was 3AM in my small suburban town.
>Never slept well at other peoples house anyway
That's normal, it's called the first-night effect. It's a survival instinct for being in new environments.
I would usually wake up first and just walk home. Friend that lived the furthest was like 3 miles from home so I’d still be home when everyone was getting up and get breakfast.
>This happens
>Also the DVD menu from last nights movie is on loop at max audio
>Too polite to turn it off
This happened to me when I watched End of Evangelion at a sleep over when I was 13, I woke up at like 3 am still high from smoking weed for the first time and I think it basically turned me into an MKUltra victim
>>lay there doing nothing for 2 hours because you were raised to not touch shit that wasnt yours without asking so you dont dare turn on a tv or anything
fricking go home, npc
>friend stays over at your house
>He wakes up before you
>wake up
>go downstairs
>he's hanging out eating breakfast with your mom
Yeah he was fricking your mom.
she liked him more than you
low iq problem
>low iq problem
it's a real biological interaction actually. your body acts differently for a couple days or weeks if you're sleeping into an entirely different area.
i never freaked out from waking up in my friends basement
trouble falling asleep? sure. terror? never.
>sleepovers make zoomers shit and piss themselves in fear
Where was the part he mentioned his age/generation?
Why every time I go to Cinemaphile there’s some sad millennial posting this.
great thread
Still do this, watch action movies, play MGS and talk about conspiracies. The only thing changed is now there's whiskey involved.
>friend ditches in the middle of a sleepover to hang out with his gf
I mean I get it since we were teenagers but that shit was pretty gay. Especially when they brought them back to hang out
>friend ditches in the middle of a sleepover to hang out with his gf
That boy was not your friend. But I can see where he was coming from. I was in a similar situation like that and I told my girlfriend to come on over and make my friend something to eat because he was going through "stuff." It was pretty based. She and his mom spent the night baking cookies and they made a homemade pizza which we devoured while playing Goldeneye.
I certainly hope you're still not friends with that dude.
>they brought them
have a nice day immediately
>as a kid never use public bathrooms or any bathroom except my house's
>pee in the morning
>go to school, all day no pee because it's school, normal for me
>friend invites me to his place after
>stay there overnight, no peeing because it's not my house
>go to school the next day, no peeing because it's school again
I went 40h without peeing? Now im 36 i cant imagine going 5h kek
bro I pee like every 2 hours. I'll admit I did the same as a kid I hated peeing in school and was afraid of catching a glance at some dudes willy. Always peed immediately after I got home from school, go like 6+ hours no pee.
Urgh. I remember my share of sleeping on friends floors
That shit sucks. Nothing worse than being stoned and having to sleep on a floor/uncomfy couch
>not a counter strike/ runescape session
Now that would have been KINO
We never watched movies only played video games. The only time I remember watching movies is when my parents didn’t know what to do with me so they would sit me in front of The Secret of Nimh for 500 hours
>images that cause mass nostalgia
I WANT TO GO BACK
*Click*
Kudos to my brother for showing me the best flash game site as a kid
(also Cinemaphile)
>being like "tf does tone do" and ruining everything
I have a pair of altec Lansing's , from 1998
Still going strong today and better than any modern computer speakers, the sub is awesome
>call incoming
when they get old, wear off and crackle extremely loud when you turn the volume knob
Playing Fate (2005) the shitty WildTangent Diablo clone until 6am and forming little strategies on what do next with your bros
this song still plays in my dreams
>sleep over at same friends house every weekend
>never has food
>starve for like 24 hours
I used to ride my ass house on my bike at like 7 am so I could fricking eat finally, I would have loved to spend the rest of the day chilling but frick I NEED FOOD homie, GIMMIE SOME GOD DAMNED FOOD
why didn't you learn and just bring some snacks in a backpack?
Because my dad was a dick
Probably why I slept over my best friends house every weekend
homie gave me 5$ allowance in 1999 money to clean a whole apartment buildings front parking lot and rake all the leaves around the apartments and pull weeds and clean our apartments tubs and sinks and vacuum
>5$ allowance
look at Mr Big Bucks over here
>friend invites me and our other friend over for a sleepover
>scrounge together like $10 between the three of us
>buy two bags of chips and a gallon of chocolate milk
>watch Jeepers Creepers
>finish at 10pm
>the night is young
>go wandering around the neighbourhood
>friend leads us to the house of a girl he has a crush on
>throws his shoe at her bedroom window
>"Psst! Come hang out!"
>girl sneaks out
>go to the playground behind her house
>sit on the swings and talk until 1am
never been happier or more free
this story is a lot more cynical when you realize that the director of jeepers creepers is a pedophile
You mean like every movie?
>I NEED FOOD homie, GIMMIE SOME GOD DAMNED FOOD
i slept a lot with a friend like this. his mom didn't even cook and only gave him ramen noodles (that he cooked) for food. i'd have to call my mom to drop us off some hot n spicy mcchickens so we could survive. once I had to hide a couple in a dresser drawer because I thought someone might steal them if I put them in the fridge, makes me laugh thinking about it now.
Yeah he ate dry spicy ramen he would crush the ramen in the bag it comes in with the spice and eat it that way
I had some times like this with friends but I feel like they were a lot fewer or farther between than they should have been and overall my childhood was pretty lonely.
The town I lived in was kind of poor and kids were constantly moving out. I had to keep establishing myself in new friend groups and eventually I just kind of gave up and kept to myself/ image boards until I went to college.
I have good friends now but this probably fricked up my social development more than I realize.
>that kid who would freak out at midnight and call his mom to pick him up
>that kid who fell asleep before the sun went down and was tortured with cold water and whip cream
>that kid who started watching porn on the family PC
>that kid who drank 3 cans of Monsters so he could beat 100 Man Melee and finally unlock Falco
>that kid who microwaved marshmallows, then mixed it with fruit loops and chocolate syrup and put it on ice cream
>that kid who got his ass whipped by his mom while you stood awkwardly in the corner waiting for it to be over
>that kid who stole your Yu-Gi-Oh card but it was okay because you nabbed his Pokemon cartridge as revenge
>that kid who got decked in a pillow fight and got a bloody nose all over the carpet
>that kid who got his ass whipped by his mom while you stood awkwardly in the corner waiting for it to be over
This happened to me.
>friends talks back to his awful mother
>she takes him into her room and beats him with a rod or something
>comes back
>"i hate that fat b***h"
>continue gaming
One of my friends would have these screaming, ear-piercing yelling matches right in front of me and other guests. Nobody ever acknowledged them after they happened. They were a very well off family but those arguments were more extreme than what you’d see on daytime tv.
>that kid who stole your Yu-Gi-Oh card
frick that was me
Those were the days, playing Mario and GoldenEye64 multiplayer and Twisted Metal
>that kid who would freak out at midnight and call his mom to pick him up
I did this once at a kids house, I was dressed as spiderman and his room stank and was dirty. I pretty sure his mother was moronic, the house was disgusting.
>that kid who got his ass whipped by his mom while you stood awkwardly in the corner waiting for it to be over
I saw a friend get slapped in the face by his mother after we'd played twisted metal on playstation and he was acting like a moron screaming at his mom to get something. I thought it was really hot but didn't really understand the feelings then but I remember hoping she'd make him lick her shoes for some reason.
based goy room
Yes, well, it was the fight between brothers here
My friend punch him on the face and his little brother bite him back. The cousin, the friends of his little brother and I were looking around, the mother came around, punished my friend and the little brother was just crying in his room. We put a movie and after a couple of hours, they came back, it was pretty awkward
Cool, but that should be in the video games board Wrong board
>that kid who played till sun rise
Do kids even have sleep overs anymore?
>be whatever year halo 1 released on the Xbox
>be 13 years old
>best friend moved out of our shitty apartment complex to a wealthy people's home in the suburbs
>get invited to a sleep over there and go
>most fun sleep over of my life
>me, my friend, and 5 other kids he know
>pizza, food, drinks, ping pong, Xbox, n64, ps1, snes all there and all hooked up to different TVs at once.
>basement we were in was frick huge and had a big ass king bed sized mattress on the floor
>7 kid king of the hill matches on the mattress, we legit just fought to the death to be the only one on the mattress by wrestling each other and throwing each other off.
>get tired and play vidya
>get hungry and eat
>doing this until sunrise
>7am goto sleep
goddamn I miss being young.
Go to friend's house for backyard sleepover. Four or five of us in a tent while our parents had a firepit nextdoor. Neighbour comes into the tent and tells us a scary story. None of us can sleep. Start messing around. Friend's dad has to come out at 2am to tell us to shut the frick up.
>Grow up in developing Spanish fishing village
>Born in the 90s
>Completely safe, played outside, had PCs, etc
>Lived through this
Fricking based as hell times. Playing PS1/PS2 games, eating pizza, doing shit like this. Just like you 'Murcans.
No, this is
playing old VG in a dungeon crap setting is really fun
my old room was in an attic and I set up a crt and a PS1 in the crawlspace and would hide all my weed and shit in there it was a good time
That's what mario 64 did to me too when i played it on release in 1997 in australia - dead fricking bored and passed out.
Choose
One of these is just a picture of Alice from Twilight
Bottom right
I'll take the black one. Less likely to randomly stab you because she had a bad dream about you cheating on her
>you'll never play a game of Buzz with the boys again
why even lvie
what the actual frick, i have that exact same dinosaur poster
i remember in year 2 or 3 going to a sleepover with two other girls.
i saw one of the girl's vegana and the other one's ass that night, not bad.
>put tent out in the garden in the summer
>Have friends over
>Parents can't hear you making noise in the house and tell you to shut off the nintendo and go to bed
>Freedom
>One friend heard from a friend how to get free coke from a coke vending machine (just stick your arm in)
>take our bicycles to go check out the Coke vending machine and try it out.
>Only manage to get one free Coke
>In the morning mom brings breakfast to our tent.
It doesn't make sense. They went to the start menu then all fell asleep? Why?
>Friend puts in a one player game
>You have to take turns
Ffs.
>that kid that would only play single player games and make everyone watch
I bet he's either homeless or a streamer now.
*Sovlmaxxed
just gave me memories of the time i beat borderlands 1 in one sitting with some bros
Take me back. When I was young I didn't think the world would be this way. Either growing up sucks the soul out of you or there's no soul left in society. Let all this shit burn. Modernity is trash.
>fell asleep early at a sleepover once
>woke up and my pants and asscrack were stuffed with pretzels
never fall asleep first
kek had something similar happen to me. This was much later, in my college years, but we had a party at my friend's dorm. Some people I didn't know were there and it's theorized that one of the girls hid pretzels everywhere, I'm talking under the kitchen sink, window frames, behind the couch, in the microwave, even on top of the shower dome. I still think there's some hidden around after all these years after he moved out.
I have a picture of me and my brothers like this but I am afraid that if I post it people will use it to farm replies
Worse, it'll most likely be plastered all over social media by nostalgia junkies and before you know it, your childhood sleepover picture will have became a modern cliché.
you don't want this moment to live again and again forever in the head of millions of people?
Why is there a bunch of sad millennials on this thread?
Everybody thinks their childhood was special, I don't have anything against someone reminiscing about the time when they were young, but please don't embarrass yourselves by claiming your childhood was the ultimate experience and how we all missed out on the coolest decade; to put it simply, boomers feel the same way millennials feel about gen z, congratulations, you've turned into your parents.
> congratulations, you've turned into your parents.
that's life
>please don't embarrass yourselves by claiming your childhood was the ultimate experience and how we all missed out on the coolest decade
Todays world is full of horrors, mass multiculturalism and wars and bad shit. I feel bad for kids today with all the forced anti-white, lgbtq+ and god knows what else.
We used to sneak out at like 1pm and think it was really cool to walk around the town. Would never let kids do that today, too many third world rapists around.
That's funny considering the 70s, 80s, and 90s were rife with crime and drugs, but what do you expect during the baby boom where people were having children that most of which ended up being raised in broken homes or just down right neglected.
You're so pathetic dude. Get your head out of your ass
the cope of all copes
I was born in 1998 so I have nostalgia for the 2000s and 2010s, but according to some moronic millennial on the internet I had a terrible childhood because once he grew up the world stopped being cool, shocker.
>that one friend without a pillow or blanket sleeping next to the smelly shoes
We know who wasn't invited but stayed anyway
>sleep over with the only cousin I have
>she is 3 years older than me
>At night in her room, she would make me kiss her and put my penis inside of her
>I was so little I didn't even know what sex was
>she would get mad if my pennis didn'T ger hard
The fricking prostitute gave me a fetish of being raped by older women. She ruined my life
I'm drunk and just ordered a ton of food. I like thrillers. what should I watch Cinemaphileros
Post food and tell me your weight. I'm 260 pounds at the moment
30 days of night
wtf why is there no cartridge in the N64 but mario is on screen
two n64s. The other one is right next to the kid's back.
There is a second, smaller TV as well.
oh frick thanks i'm a little moronic and was always bad at those ispy books
>he thinks they are poor
check again my man, 2 n64