>This is Les Grossman, who is this?

>This is Les Grossman, who is this?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DIS IS FWEI MING DUWANG UN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Framing dragon.

      Oh ok flaming dragon. Frickface

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute kino performance

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tom cruise wrote this part and created les himself when he was cast because the film didn't have a real antagonist
      he's so based
      hollywood's last movie star

      We never got the Les Grossman spinoff movie. Still broken up over it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NNNOOOO I MUST CONSOOOOOM

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it was fantastic as a surprise bit part where you don't recognize Tom Cruise. It would suck as a full movie and be very quickly played out and tired.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the character needs huge hands
          >im sorry what do you mean tom?
          >huge hands, he needs huge hands
          >w-why would he have big hands tom?
          >big? i said HUGE
          >why w…
          >shush. his hands are huge. make it happen

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I had big hands

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wannabe a Big Hand Playa

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You were great in Argylle, btw.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                hehehe

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Please sign my bussy mr Cavill I'm your biggest fan and I'm gay just like you!!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it could've worked, bro. It could have been kino.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cruise and McQuarrie were planning a TV series about Grossman. Not sure if it is still on the back burner, but it could be something Cruise could do now he is older.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correct. Always leave the audience wanting more, not praying for less.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I recognize that the creator of this webm is talented but interpolation and higher frame rates look so weird to me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Watched this with my friends in the cinema, they loved it, and at the end credits they were all "Woah that was Tom Cruise?"
          It seems so obvious it was Cruise all along though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine they were scared shitless of getting sued by Scott Rubin.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a perfect side character leave him be.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn straight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, this character and his creepy guy from Donnie Darko were his best.

      All of his other characters are literally the same guy in a different outfit/setting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are you talking about

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Darko
          I meant Magnolia,

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tom cruise wrote this part and created les himself when he was cast because the film didn't have a real antagonist
    he's so based
    hollywood's last movie star

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VUED WAGON

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Framing dragon.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did they get him to do this? He rarely does comedy especially if he's made to look like a jerk.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the whole thing was his idea.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How did they get him to do this?
        He came up with it himself.

        cruise had some antisemitic thoughts he needed to act on

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was just thinking how wild it is that he put himself in blatant israeliteface for his sleazy producer role. Based as frick.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it was based on one or two high profile studio bigwig producers at the time, with a mixture of other producers. Tom probably needed to vent.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuart_Cornfeld

            Probably some Tom Rothman and Harvey Weinstein influences as well. But Cornfeld was the main one.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              why does he look like he wants to direct me to the interracial breeding grounds?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You're gonna have to call the fricking United Nations and get a fricking binding resolution to keep me from fricking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfricker! I will massacre you!
              >I WILL FRICK YOU UP!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hangs up
                >"Find out who that was"

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thought it was supposed to be Scott Rudin.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was just thinking how wild it is that he put himself in blatant israeliteface for his sleazy producer role. Based as frick.

          scientologists have a little secret guerilla war against israelites for control of Hollywood thats been going on for a while now, although its died down significantly the last several years due to all the bad PR scientology has receievd

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            When the frick have they not had bad PR? Half a century ago?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How did they get him to do this?
      He came up with it himself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish he did more comedy instead of stuntslop for his cultists.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently he’s pretty funny irl but he plays his humor straight up so people don’t always know he’s joking.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of like Les was doing at the end of the movie. That’s fricking great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So Tom, there's this character who's a psychopathic israeli studio executive...
      >I'm in
      >But we're not casting that part yet
      >I'm in

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw scientology and Mormonism is the only defense against the israelite and its attack dogs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how about just not join a cult

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you want to work in hollywood above a certain level you pretty much have to pick one of the cults, Scientology is popular because despite all of their weird shit they don't make you and your kids frick Weinstein and Dan Schneider, which suddenly makes the whole Thetan thing sound pretty tolerable in comparison.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird how Scientology is a schizo wypipo cult in the middle of Hollyjew.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are a lot of israelites in Scientology. They even have branches in Israel.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Welcome to the Goody Room

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big dick playa.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hangin past ya kneeeeeez

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've researched that Panerai before. They didn't give it to him at wardrobe he showed up with it himself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much does it cost

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised a manlet like Cruise can wear a Panerai

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry … I was trying to call my mom …

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the things I think is cool about Les is that he may seem like a clown, but he’s also hands-down the evilest person in the whole movie. Not even literal drug-running warlords come close.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easily my fav character

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who here is a key grip?

  14. 3 months ago
    Dunkaccino

    >We don’t negotiate with terrorists

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *claps*

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lloyd grossman

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >skin the fricking bastard, go to town man

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish tom cruise did more roles like this. he's such a good character actor that it gets overlooked when he plays generic action protagonist for the hundredth time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. I also liked him in Rain Man.
      It's funny that an action hero that does stunts is actually better as a regular guy.

      >Darko
      I meant Magnolia,

      For me, it's a few good men. Courtroom kino just scratches a certain itch and you really get to see an actor's bare chops for what it is without the aid of props or set pieces. It's a shame there isn't more of it

      >LTJG Kaffee: Colonel Jessep! Did you order the Code Red?!
      >Judge Randolph: You don't have to answer that question!
      >Col Jessup: I'll answer the question. You want answers?
      >LTJG Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them.
      >Col Jessup: You want answers?!
      >LTJG Kaffee: I want the truth!
      >Col Jessup: You can't handle the truth!
      >Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall. We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.
      I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!
      >LTJG Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?
      >Col Jessup: I did the job --
      >LTJG Kaffee: -- Did you order the Code Red?!
      >Col Jessup: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        incredible scene after all the build up, makes me want to rewatch this kino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >read the best scene and hear it accurately in my head
        I guess I can't watch it for a while. Exquisite taste but you also sort of fricked me over.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon I have that speech burned into my head and have rewatched that movie so many times. It just makes you appreciate the build up throughout the movie to the final scene even more. Go and watch it tonight

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking amazing scene.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A mix of Joel Silver + Harvey IIRC?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise's best role.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. I also liked him in Rain Man.
      It's funny that an action hero that does stunts is actually better as a regular guy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. I also liked him in Rain Man.
      It's funny that an action hero that does stunts is actually better as a regular guy.

      Once Cruise retires from Action Kino due to his age, we will possibly see the greatest Cruise kino of all time. Let's hope for the best

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cruise retires from Action Kino due to his age
        It will never happen. He'll film his own death.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the resolution and file size are on point so you can't be moronic

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