>intro of Barbie movie >Barbie follows Ken outside from building >she calls out "Where are you going? What are you doing?" >Ken gets in comically barbie-sque car and holds up his hand as a "I'll catch" gesture >Barbie throws him the keys >he starts the car and looks up at her (which is staring straight into the camera due to the shot/camera POV) >"I drive." >pop/nightcore cover of Nightcall starts playing as B A R B I E appears in pink neon on the screen, Ken driving away
They're using Goose to double their ticket sales from real human beans. Any Goose fan with a gf will gladly take them to see this for him. They've broadened their demographic so much just by having him in it.
Did anyone really actually do this? For at least a year after seeing drive I used to walk around with a toothpick in my mouth and my hands in my jacket pockets, expressionless and stoic (until someone actually talked to me and I'd lose my spaghetti). I'm not even white, I didn't care.
the goose is loose anon it does not really matter weather the meme'rs do what they say or say what they mean only that they meme
I was in a nightclub about 6months ago and a guy had a toothpick,i heard somebody say who does he think he is gosling,and his friend said you mean litterly me and bought him a drink
just asked the barmade to buy him a whisky coke and not tell him who it was from,i then bought those guys a drink doing the same thing
Gosling is going to be the openly in the closet gay character looking like that. Cinemaphile should hope that the other two Ken characters will be as gay looking as gosling's character.
I ripped the sleeves off of everything I own.
Based.
Same.
including the trench coat & the scorpion jacket??
had to
Fr fr no cap
How does a black guy pull this look off?
this meme was made by a woman,
what a tragic and misguided meme
keked a little
Sleeveless scorp jacket on Ken would be kino
>intro of Barbie movie
>Barbie follows Ken outside from building
>she calls out "Where are you going? What are you doing?"
>Ken gets in comically barbie-sque car and holds up his hand as a "I'll catch" gesture
>Barbie throws him the keys
>he starts the car and looks up at her (which is staring straight into the camera due to the shot/camera POV)
>"I drive."
>pop/nightcore cover of Nightcall starts playing as B A R B I E appears in pink neon on the screen, Ken driving away
I blew my sweater sleeves off with a shotgun no joke. Looks great
Since this patch dropped I've been bleaching my hair, working out and sucking dick nonstop. Am I literally me yet?
only if you make another thread
Come on Barbie let’s go party
They're using Goose to double their ticket sales from real human beans. Any Goose fan with a gf will gladly take them to see this for him. They've broadened their demographic so much just by having him in it.
>Any Goose fan with a gf
>he actually thinks loving goose is a real thing normal people with relationships do
converting the Klein in my Calvin Klein underwear to Ken right now
why does ryan gosling always have the best jackets in movies? does he do it for the fans? what a chad
because the movie is being made by a middle aged roastie israelite
Sup goose
when are you working with David cronenberg
So Me.
3 Tickets for BARBIE please.
>"three tickets for Oppenheimer please"
>sneak into the Barbie screening instead
keek
holy mochachino
Kester, not bad look for Summer.
>don't be pooped bongo
Never change Cinemaphile
you dont have a penis? just a smooth glossy bulge?
happy for you
Guess it's hot glue summer
>fixed
>you wanna go for a ride? hop in
Why did he chose to take this role?
he's returning to his roots
but we need to go all the way back to The Believer
Did anyone really actually do this? For at least a year after seeing drive I used to walk around with a toothpick in my mouth and my hands in my jacket pockets, expressionless and stoic (until someone actually talked to me and I'd lose my spaghetti). I'm not even white, I didn't care.
the goose is loose anon it does not really matter weather the meme'rs do what they say or say what they mean only that they meme
I was in a nightclub about 6months ago and a guy had a toothpick,i heard somebody say who does he think he is gosling,and his friend said you mean litterly me and bought him a drink
just asked the barmade to buy him a whisky coke and not tell him who it was from,i then bought those guys a drink doing the same thing
literally me bros we cant stop winning
Sorry bros gonna have to skip this personality and wait for the gray man
>he thinks the updates are optional
First lie in the thread
>Literally
RYAN? OMG I LOVE YOUR MOVIES CAN YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN MY vegana PLEASE
breasts or get out
SHUT UP I WAS SPEAKING TO RYAN
I am Ryan oOoOoOo take your breasts out
OMG CAN YOU NOT FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS!!! GOOGLE BOOBS YOUR HORNY WEIRDO! YOU'RE WELCOME~~
oOoOoOo Gosling wants yours oOoOo
take ya breasts out luv
>YOU'RE WELCOME
No I'm Ken.
Wait, I mean I'm Ryan Gosling.
Show me your breasts.
He didn't work for 5 whole years before this role. What the hell was he doing the entire time?
........Driving....
The next bruce willis
OK. I just ordered my sleeveless denim jacket, but is he wearing booty shorts,anon's i need an answer here!
Also i feel like i'm going to get ALOT of male attention on this patch,holy shit bros.
GIVE male attention too
preppy jocks are so peggable
ITT: Fat, ugo fedorwearing incels think they look in any way shape or form close to gose.
>muh fedora
Dumb christcuck we only wore scorpion jackets until now
this honestly
A new personality already dropped?
WTF, I just got this one
I've been coasting on Jared Vennett for seven years now.
Might be time for a change.
Of all the people, why pick Goose? His face isn't even symmetrical
hes anatomically correct
It was never about the looks
This movie will fix a generation of men
Bros, I'm not sure I can self insert as the goose in this one. The autistic driver is more my level.
>inserting as an autistic driver instead of an autistic actor NGMI
Neon Demon is better for literally no other reason than “Literally Me” not being in it and Jena Malone’s breasts.
I have two personalities.
>hate Windows auto updates
>love the goose auto updates
Funny how that works.
Gosling is going to be the openly in the closet gay character looking like that. Cinemaphile should hope that the other two Ken characters will be as gay looking as gosling's character.