This is no longer canon since baby Luke saw Reva’s lightsaber.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you missed the memo, Disney Wars is not canon.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you are fully allowed to disregard anything outside of the original 6 movies and ignore them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      original 3 movies*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sure you can do that too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >original 3 movies*
        2. ewokgay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based. Han also was turned into a pussy. Just throne scene is worth something.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Original from 77, Empire shit isn't canon newbie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            just watch literally ANY western instead of your cheap “star wars” reskin, zoomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Anything outside the
      >OT
      >PT
      >Genndy Wars
      >KOTOR
      should not be considered canon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Clone Wars is pretty kino, and the Fallen Order games acknowledge and understand character

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Clone Wars is pretty kino
          opinion immediately disregarded

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only five minutes of TCW could be considered kino. Fallen Order is a waste of time. An actual good game would be The Force Unleashed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The force unleashed was such a mess of a game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Genndy Wars is only good if you were under 12 years old when you saw it, actual mindless garbage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >actual mindless garbage

          Shut up, Dave. Genndy Wars' top notch action setpieces are yet to be matched by any of the SW shows that came after it or before it, both animated and live action. The series even won several Emmy awards for outstanding animation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The quality of the animation itself is outstanding, I don't discredit it for that. What I don't like is that excellent animation went into something so dumb.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gendy Wars foreshadows Anakin's fall better than TCW and more congruently fits in with the canon of the movies.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why did all of those Jedi that could solo a droid army in Genndy Wars job so hard to basic Clones that Genndy Wars treated as useless canon fodder during Order 66?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why's that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You dont know? A troon trooper is canon now. I shit you not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got my closure and more through some EU material. Wish some of them got adapted. Like. Labyrinth of Evil is a great prologue to episode 3. Dark Lord while not as good had a neat ending sequence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 movies. The prequels constantly fricked with the canon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1 movie. ESB constantly fricked with the canon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 movies. The prequels constantly fricked with the canon.

      I guess you missed the memo, Disney Wars is not canon.

      https://i.imgur.com/8LlIVPf.jpg

      buy the toys and shut the frick up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No thanks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >standing orderly in line
            >no fire
            No, it's not, obviously

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is more wizard than the model plane you bought me 10 years ago!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bravo Disney

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Disney trash isn't canon. End of.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's holding a real lightsaber. I've seen lightsabers on screen for decades, but if I had a real one in my hand I'd be in absolute awe of it just like him.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Think they were careful to make sure he never saw it. He's halfway out of the window when she storms in and then is knocked out when she ignites it again. It's still all moronic though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      was gonna say they at least tried.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god, this thing sounds like that buzzy electric noise i've heard in my nightmares for the last ten years after that black lady came to kill my uncle and aunt. *falls to floor crying hysterically&

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >media from 50 years ago should still be canon

    according to whom, exactly? Most moronic take I've ever seen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1/10 b8

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being such a homosexual, couldnt be me, please have a nice day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      canon is canon you moronic fricking dickwipe

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watch the episode again. He didn't see it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn't see it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing i didn't want to happen is for them to taint iconic scenes from anh but THEY KEPT FRICKING DOING IT REEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They fricking made Owen and Beru into action heroes who fought off a Force User then died to Stormtroopers a decade later after promising Obi-Wan that they would protect Luke from anything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They knew Reva was coming, maybe the stormtroopers ambushed them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess they just forgot they had perimeter sensors and knew how to use them

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did he tho? First time she ignited it, he was leaving through the roof, second time he was unconscious

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People seem to take things that happen in SW way too seriously and can't seem to have any kind of imagination to events that aren't shown on-screen. Yes: There was an insane woman hunting Luke with a lightsaber in the middle of the night. Yes that happened. But he's 10. He fell on his head and woke up the next day safe in his house. What do you think he thought about all of this? Owen and Beru probably told him it was a nightmare and handwaved it away as if it never happened and he just forgot about it, he's a fricking 10 year old, he'll believe it

    you would think holding one of these things is incredible even if you saw one in a faint memory as a kid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Owen and Beru probably told him it was a nightmare
      A child won't toss under the rug gunfire and screaming in his peaceful desert house and thinking his caretakers got murdered as if it was just a nightmare.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of Luke on Tatooine is nothing interesting has ever happened to him and he is completely sheltered from any excitement.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not true you moron, you have the screaming jihadis in the literal first 30 minutes of the franchise
        Moreover, he was told that this was a tusken raid, he woke up with everything being alright so he propably just dismissed it as a nightmare

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you have the screaming jihadis in the literal first 30 minutes of the franchise
          That doesn't mean he was getting attacked by Tuskens every day of his life you double moron. He only met Tuskens because of going to look for R2-D2 who was trying to get to Obi-Wan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He's a fricking 10 year old, he'll believe it
      You don't have kids do you? moron.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Luke was out cold for that though.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>I think these droids were stolen, they belong to someone called Obi-Wan Kenobi
    >get their memory cleaned up, they're ours now
    What a fricking butthole. Weren't they good with each other? What a dick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats been a problem since the prequels right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The prequels introduced a lot of problems.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He just thought that the jawas stole it from the old prick and he took the chance to make his life miserable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were not. Owen didn't like the jedi, remember
      >damn fool crusaders
      That was his opinion of them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that was before the pt and disney

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > thinking Disney is Canon
    it's just consoomer content, you got 6 films by G.L that is "Star Wars", the rest is just fan fiction.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My brother in Christ, do you honestly think that Disney/Lucasfilm writers even do research anymore? They go off of what they vaguely remember and then fill in the rest.

    Frick Disney. Return to the original continuity and EU

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was fine with Leia meeting Obi-Wan, because of the message she sent him in episode IV. Because she specifically reached out to him, it makes sense that she knew he was a powerful Jedi master. But the whole point of Luke is that he's this regular, innocent farm boy, who doesn't know anything beyond moisture farming, who learns he's destined for greatness. Frick these writers

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why she was going after Luke in the first place?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the force is female.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did he really saw the lightsaber? Maybe he saw a red glow but he was out the window when Reva appeared.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Luke saw Reva’s lightsaber

    The scene is literally Luke more than half way up a ladder with his back to her.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he literally didnt see it though

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