I was one of the five people to see it in theaters.
It's exactly what you'd expect based on the premise, and the cheap title logo.There's a million better movies you can watch, probably they're on Netflix too.
I saw ads for it before it came out in theaters so there was some marketing.
Maybe they knew it would get big on streaming, but then I'm not sure why they even bothered putting it in theaters in the first place. The poster looks like it's designed to bait people into watching it after deathscrolling on Netflix for hours.
You can totally tell that the original ending was going to have them stay and become Adam and Eve until someone realized it would be weird to have Adam Driver knock up some 13 year old lol
No you're right. JP had a great concept and everything else just can't compare. There's also not a whole lot you can do with dinosaurs tbh. You could try and delve more into horror territory but you'd then risk alienating the younger audience, which might not be too smart if you're making a movie about dinos...
It was OK until the end credits scene showing that they were on Earth. Which doesnt make sense if we dig up fossils and see fricking space ship debris...
Why are they putting this mulatto girl in EVERYTHING these days? I just saw her in D&D then she's in this too? Is she going to be the new "we need an ambiguously mixed race girl as the daughter for a white or black man or woman"?
It was okayish, not very memorable. It felt a lot like a movie from the late 2000s/early 2010s. Reminded of After Earth and Burton's Planet of the Apes at times.
Teleporting people and props: the movie. Like seriously, you can make a drinking game out of every time something or someone just vanishes or reappears.
It was alright, 6-7/10
Adam Driver is cringe at times (whenever he has to show emotion) but the action sequences are good, his costar is mexican child who will grow up to be a beautiful actress some day (god willing).
I couldn't bring myself to care enough about Dinosaurs vs Guns 65 to watch it.
At least it wasn't Jurrasic Park 16: Girlboss and Black take down the white man.
I thought it was fun.
It felt like a Syfy original film. Take that as you will.
It's a movie designed to be watched in a long intercontinental flight.
That’s what The Usual Suspects is for, I swear it’s on every single airlines media playlist
thats a low key great insult
first day?
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only things on netflix worth watching are:
bloodhounds
daredevil
devilman crybaby
daredevil hasn't been on nf for a long time buddy
The Highwaymen was decent too
You forgot Extraction 2. Its the best pure action movie in years unironically.
True, also I want Persian sadfu gf
it's so fricking bad. i actually encourage you to watch it so you can marvel at how shit it is
aw c’mon man there’s way worse shit out there. you’d rather watch a marvel movie than this?
I slept trough it
It's background noise to watch while doing something else. Like talking with friends or fingerblasting your gf.
I was one of the five people to see it in theaters.
It's exactly what you'd expect based on the premise, and the cheap title logo.There's a million better movies you can watch, probably they're on Netflix too.
I saw it in theaters too but had never once seen any marketing for it lol, they sent this out to die
I saw ads for it before it came out in theaters so there was some marketing.
Maybe they knew it would get big on streaming, but then I'm not sure why they even bothered putting it in theaters in the first place. The poster looks like it's designed to bait people into watching it after deathscrolling on Netflix for hours.
Honestly no. I went in expecting fun crap and it was still lame.
It's okay one time.
You can totally tell that the original ending was going to have them stay and become Adam and Eve until someone realized it would be weird to have Adam Driver knock up some 13 year old lol
He had to wait til she was 27
I watched. It's not good. Might be worth watching just once if you really like dinosaurs.
The part with the parasitic worms was hot
I hate dinosaurs but love scifi, what would I think?
Is it just me, or does it feel like Jurassic Park handles the Dino movie genre and any more movies just seem boring?
No you're right. JP had a great concept and everything else just can't compare. There's also not a whole lot you can do with dinosaurs tbh. You could try and delve more into horror territory but you'd then risk alienating the younger audience, which might not be too smart if you're making a movie about dinos...
It's a fricking waste of time. I pirated it and felt ripped off.
It was OK until the end credits scene showing that they were on Earth. Which doesnt make sense if we dig up fossils and see fricking space ship debris...
It literally had a caption over the planet that said Earth in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
Didn't they say it was Earth at the beginning of the film?
yeah they literally tell the audience and then put it on a giant title card because they made the film for morons
Why are they putting this mulatto girl in EVERYTHING these days? I just saw her in D&D then she's in this too? Is she going to be the new "we need an ambiguously mixed race girl as the daughter for a white or black man or woman"?
It was okayish, not very memorable. It felt a lot like a movie from the late 2000s/early 2010s. Reminded of After Earth and Burton's Planet of the Apes at times.
Teleporting people and props: the movie. Like seriously, you can make a drinking game out of every time something or someone just vanishes or reappears.
deja vu
yea its fun
Throughlut the movie I kept thinking "would".
What the FRICK was this homies problem??
Still mad about getting mogged.
It was alright, 6-7/10
Adam Driver is cringe at times (whenever he has to show emotion) but the action sequences are good, his costar is mexican child who will grow up to be a beautiful actress some day (god willing).
I wanted dinosaur and I got a bunch of black people for the first 30 min.
It's nice enough for what it is.
It wasn't as good as Adam Driver 58 but it's still way the frick better than Adam Driver 63.
I couldn't bring myself to care enough about Dinosaurs vs Guns 65 to watch it.
At least it wasn't Jurrasic Park 16: Girlboss and Black take down the white man.
It had a low budget, you won’t see as much of the dinosaurs as you are hoping
If you keep this in mind and expect a b-movie you can watch it and have a good time