This is one of the worst films Ive ever watched

This is one of the worst films I’ve ever watched

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't have watched many films then can you

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up Manoj. Everybody knows you stole the screenplays for Sixth Sense and Unbreakable. Your daughter's movie looks like shit too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stole the screenplays for Sixth Sense
        It was an Outer Limits episode, wasn't it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not that I can remember, unless it's from the old one. It could certainly have been written as one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm jogging my memory right now. I almost think Slumdog wrote the episode under a pen name. But it wasn't Outer Limits.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a anthology series called "Night Visions". The episode called "My So Called Life and Death".

              Had all the same story beats as the Sixth Sense, but again, I think Slumdog wrote it, later turning it into the film.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was indeed pretty fricking bad. Interesting premise but it never really took off and the ending was stupid.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2024: hold my beer

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >retroactively ruin one of your most liked films
    Shamalam is such a self destructive ego maniac moron

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it, pretty relevant to the times with shrinks trying to convince people they're fricked up and that cutting off their dick is fine etc.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino trilogy
    Every film sucks on its own though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. Unbreakable and Split are great. Glass is a total abortion of the concept and everything is so bad and phoned in.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess the twist he was going for was "I got this whole final showdown planned for you at this cool ass construction site - oh well, I guess we'll just have the fight in the parking lot outside some dull, bland government building. Watch out for that puddle!" Conceptually it's a somewhat amusing inversion of the grand final showdown trope but it was pretty ham fisted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only part I really didn't like, it promised an epic ending and then nope. What a twist.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was good until Bruce died of dementia and then the Black person grandma and pals pretended they knew how to post videos on the internet.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was the weakest of the trilogy because it was a rushed wrap up of the story because Bruce was losing his fricking mind. Still decent tho

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its one of the only movies i've almost fallen asleep to and i've watched a lot of shitty, boring movies.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unbreakable was great. Split was somehow great. Glass was fricking baffling. How did he screw it up so badly?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best of the trilogy by far but could have used a satisfying ending.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M Night and Zahler the only two homies I respect

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The real twist is at the end Glass wakes up his limp dick in his hand semen all over his hand and pants and the Japanese comic he was just jacking off too. The police are wheeling him out of the comic book store. He never found the comic to inspire him about the water weakness everyone has normal lives after.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you jerk off so hard you break your hand

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I remember is Willies drowning in a puddle or something like an alzheimer patient

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, I just really liked the whole secret society/new world order thing. Kind of ties Elijah's whole life's mission together in terms of him proving that people have super powers, and for a moment I actually thought that maybe they WERE just crazy and at that point I didn't really know where it would go, but then when it's revealed that there's a "secret" society that's essentially trying to do exactly what Elijah was doing from the beginning (trying crude but effective ways of finding superheroes), only they were trying to stop them; Elijah was trying to empower them....no matter the cost, it was kind of cool.

    Also, when Dr. Staple shakes David's hand and we see the flashback of the whole room going quiet once they know it's just the secret society in there, was pretty eerie

    It was a good movie but I'm sure it would've gone in different and more interesting directions if Shyamalan wouldn't have had to report to Disney every like 5 fricking seconds since technically Unbreakable was a Disney owned movie.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw no ptsd Ana Taylor Joy gf

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