This is one of those shows where everything about its message is wrong and the creator is too stupid to be able to properly take criticism about it

This is one of those shows where everything about its message is wrong and the creator is too stupid to be able to properly take criticism about it

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aw you were close that time, hon.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the message wrong? Explain in detail.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anti pornography, anti nihilism, anti hedonism, pro chriatianisty

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The message is more moderate than that

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do I need to bring up the fricking George Carlin bit again? Zach doesn’t like atheists. I don’t know how else to make it clear. He’s childish and petulant about his beliefs and knows he is, he just doesn’t care.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do I need to bring up the Einstein discovering pig physics bit?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            George Carling is not funny

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zach has terrible opinions about everything and I’m pretty sure he has Covid brain rot because his bits on Oneyplays are only becoming less funny and more unhinged.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not the message.
        The message is that Pim kisses his dad on the mouth.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And those are bad, how? I'm confused.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He asked why the message was wrong, not what the message was.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        christianity bad, blackrock good, successful creators should not step down and give their positions to poc
        a tale as old as time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anti pornography
        How so? I don't recall any mention of pornography being inherently bad...

        >anti nihilism, anti hedonism
        How is this a bad thing? Both are negative behaviors that are destructive to one's self and society.

        >pro chriatianisty(sic)
        Because they depicted a generic faceless God and generic hell/Satan? Does this mean Evangelion is a Christian anime for using religious imagery and nomenclature?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is made by an atheist, it isn't pro-Christianity at all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do I need to bring up the fricking George Carlin bit again? Zach doesn’t like atheists. I don’t know how else to make it clear. He’s childish and petulant about his beliefs and knows he is, he just doesn’t care.

        Zach has terrible opinions about everything and I’m pretty sure he has Covid brain rot because his bits on Oneyplays are only becoming less funny and more unhinged.

        Zach is by his own words an agnostic and he mocked christianity several times. And the show message is that nihilism is a valid philosophic view but it's not a reason to be depressed, you can still have a healthy and happy life with a job that you like and friends that support you while knowing that nothing matters in an objective point of view.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do not be fooled by OP. This is what he actually believes in detail

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But Shrimp had a girlfriend.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i’m so happy they talked about this on the show

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Link?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            more or less here 12:20, specifically mention him at 12:50

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Op in the earlier threads then claimed those were made as a long joke to troll Cinemaphile and Zach and that we're all idiots for talking him seriously.

        Now he's pretending he never said those things when we have ARCHIVES.

        Which is it, OP? Are you just trolling us again with this moldy old joke or were you just lying?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this aint social media what are you talking about

          we are all anon here

          alot of people watched this show and even more use Cinemaphile

          why assume its op who made that and that op is still even here talking?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You've already proven you don't have the intelligence to lie convincingly, OP

            Go ahead, post your shitty bingo card again

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              wow you fellas that just live here really are skitzos. sorry i just came here passing by to see you frickers whine about nimona and its really pathetic to see more confident accusations in things you have no proof for then there being a god.

              so your telling me that nobody on staff is a christian and they never bring it up?

              why lie like that buddy?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >skitzos
                spell better
                >whine about nimona
                nobody here is doing this
                >see more confident accusations in things you have no proof
                We have a lot of proof

                >nobody on staff is a christian and they never bring it up?
                Show us the christian imagery and propaganda in this show

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because if it's anyone else, they wouldn't come to the exact conclusions that only OP makes. The context of his ramblings is ftom that episode where Satan is depressed. And surprise surprise, it has nothing to do with porn or Christianity for that matter. It was about how Satan lost joy in anything because he sat around ordering Uber eats and playing games all day, while procrastinating getting the stuff he needs done. That's it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, anon, you see, my interpretation of the art is correct, meaning I’ve caught OP in the act and the neopuritan diaper gobbler has been caught once again

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              and what makes you think that? Every one of these moron threads has the exact same arguments repeated again and again

              He's posted enough that people can convincingly imitate him by now. Of course they're going to be posting the same arguments and the same types of opinions. It's basically a small (forced) meme now, my guess is there's a small group of people repeating this stuff for fun now. Of course it could be one person still, but with the way Cinemaphile and the internet in general works that's unlikely.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do you know they're not doing it because they actually believe the shit that's spewed?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                its most likely both

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So is this actually correct or not?
        I'd like to hear from the most degenerate people possible on this issue, not the people the image is talking about.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its not. In the thread that appeared after Zach and Chris mocked this guy in their livestream, people actually went and analysed this claim and searched through the archives. And surprise surprise, its all bullshit. "Neo-puritan" is a completely forced meme. Someone even said its likely that the guy who made this was new to Cinemaphile at the time and didnt know that there were off-site archives that lasted years and thought that Cinemaphile was big anbd fast enough that he could get away with this

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon, if you haven’t gotten the fact that “””neopuritangay””” is like 20 different people engaging in the same hobby, you’re fricked.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Uh huh, sure. And it could also be one samegay. You words are as good as mine are. The only one who knows for sure are the mods. And last time I checked, you're NOT a mod. So frick off with that claim.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              and what makes you think that? Every one of these moron threads has the exact same arguments repeated again and again

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"Neo-puritan" is a completely forced meme.
            That doesn't answer my question. What about the actual details? It doesn't matter whether people identify as "neo-puritan" or not if the beliefs are the same.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I did answer your question Black person. He claims that "neopuritans" have been "astroturfing" and "gaslighting" Cinemaphile into liking this show, but if you search the archives for proof of that, you'll instead see that he was the only person astroturfing anything

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you realize that a group can be applied with a label by outsiders, right? Sometimes said group even hates the label. Cinemaphile of all places is no stranger to that sort of thing.
                Whether or not the label itself is "astroturfed" is not relevant to the validity of the claims regarding their actual beliefs.
                The fact that you are being evasive just makes me more skeptical.

                It's semi real. But it applies OUTSIDE of the thread regarding this show. Meaning it has frick all to do with Smiling Friends, and that guy doesn't give a frick about anything BUT Smiling Friendsm

                So you're saying it's just some of the fans on here who have those beliefs and not the actual creators?
                Does someone have a link to that livestream that everyone keeps talking about?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Whether or not the label itself is "astroturfed" is not relevant to the validity of the claims regarding their actual beliefs.
                I was never talking about what the creators of this show believe, I was talking about the pamphlet guys claim that "Cinemaphile is being invaded by neopuritans who are astroturfing this board"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, but I'm more interested in the actual claims being made by the image regarding the show, and not the conspiracy angle. Obviously there are a ton of schizos on this site.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's semi real. But it applies OUTSIDE of the thread regarding this show. Meaning it has frick all to do with Smiling Friends, and that guy doesn't give a frick about anything BUT Smiling Friendsm

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I watch porn every day and the guy forcing the idea that smiling friends is """neopuritan""" is either mental or a very dedicated troll
          the show is not religious or anti-pornography in any way. I don't think pornography was even mentioned... and there was supposed to be a blowjob scene in the series but it didn't get in

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zach is anti-porn. It doesn't overtly come up in the show, but his moronic essential oils beliefs about the human brain come up multiple times. Dopamine is the big one.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Zach is anti-porn. He never once mentions porn in the show but he mentions this other unrelated thing therefore he is anti-porn

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The neopurittan guy isn’t just one guy, it’s a bunch of posters who like to antagonize Zach fans or are just genuine schizos. I know cause I’m one of them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what is YOUR beef? Why do you and you ilk flood the thread with all this garbage? Do you hate him that much that we don't get to have a proper thread and that they now exists as your personal playground? And for those of you who actually beleive this, wgy don't yountake it to Twitter. They'll listen to you there. Why spreas your screed pn Cinemaphile, the places no one cares about?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t have any beef I actually like Zach. I just think the neopuritan thing is a funny meme. Anyone who really believes that shit probably only spreads it here because it gets eyeballs, gets engagement from posters like you, and has actually been seen and talked about by Zach and Oney. Why would some schizo stop when he’s getting the attention he wants?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I just think the neopuritan thing is a funny meme
              Neopuritan is not, and was never, a Cinemaphile meme.
              https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134272393/#134277022
              https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/138107081/#138117326

              This type of bullshit is part of why Cinemaphile doesn't nearly as much OC any more. This isn't fun. This is fricking lame.

              And then when we actually do get fun memes like The Pincher, meme-forcing c**ts get competitive and try to claim the real memes are forced to monopolize Cinemaphile's attention.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when we actually do get fun memes, meme-forcing c**ts get competitive and try to claim the real memes are forced
                RIP toon threads
                as soon as they started catching on and producing OC, people demanded they be stopped for being "forced and reddit"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a lot of drawgays in the ice threads.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *ics
                Damn autocorrect.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So its all a joke and you dont actually believe in what your pushing?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t. I’m sure most don’t. Some do I’m sure.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              So why continue it then if now people know it's all bullshit? OP pretends he never confessed that it was all a hoax.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't think those thoughts, that's neopuritanism and broscience, and that would make me a meathead jock

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can porn be this important to someone's life?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok I might get banned for this but I have to get this off my chest, I am the real "I hate Smiling Friends" anon. I am the one that started the whole "Zack the Hack and Micheal Nutsuck" meme and the hatred for this show, from what I know, there is 5 other anons including this "neo puritan" moron here that's been using my original name that I have started. I don't know what's this morons beef is with Zackary here but for me, I personally know him and his oneyplays gang from the early days because I was like the 5th Beatle if you catch my drift, Anyways I started this whole shit because I think Zackary ego can be fricking obnoxious and thinks everything he says is like fricking Noam Chomsky and I hate how the oneybros think that he is "the last bastion of animation" just because he got some fricking show on adult Swim that has literally had 300k views, where a video on YouTube can get within 2 minutes, like calm down, I get you like the dude but hyping him like he's the last animator around can get really obnoxious. I don't like coomers, I don't care about Christianity, I think nihilism is fricking moronic propaganda, I don't know what hedonism is (didn't know if it's a real word), if you want to know the real "I hate Smiling Friends" anon, just ask about what new drawing he made, I live drawing, I think this neo puritan dude is just some fake homosexual that probably is fricking with you like how I fricked with you guys, no way this dude is genuine.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          none of what you said is true, Zach said that there are a lot of indie animators far more talented than him and his main goal is to be able to help them join the industry

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Listen I get you're a fan of this dude but this guy is fake as frick, I don't want get too into it but the persona that he show himself in streams and videos is fake as frick, I seen it, he goes like, "Well uhh I think my video I made wasn't really good, it's a rush jobs as you say" then you go behind the scenes he would ask others if he looks humble enough for people to think he's a good person, he wears a mask anon, stop falling for it.
            There's a reason why alot of new grounds artists and Twitter artists always have a knife behind thier back to defend themselves because Zack would always try to get dirt on random people to do his bidding, he's becoming a Nixon you see?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Zackary here but for me,
          >because I think Zackary ego
          Why are you calling him by his full government name lmfao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            he doesn't want you to think he's talking about Zachael Hadel (also goes by psychopebbles)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Do you guys think he's talking about Zach Hadel (/ˈheJdəl/ HAY-dəl; born March 4, 1993), known by his pseudonym psychicpebbles?

              Perhaps he is actually referring to Zacharias Hadelson, sometimes called psychoticpebbles?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah typical Oneybros, never taking shit seriously like Zachary, that's his real name you buffoons! Bunch of boneheads! I'm trying to make piece and you guys try to troll me like the bunch of bullies you are, You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the frick do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You talkin to me?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            he doesn't want you to think he's talking about Zachael Hadel (also goes by psychopebbles)

            Do you guys think he's talking about Zach Hadel (/ˈheJdəl/ HAY-dəl; born March 4, 1993), known by his pseudonym psychicpebbles?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here. That's what you wanted, right?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Zack or Michael actually had slap fights on social media? Or is this head cannon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      head canon

      Anti pornography, anti nihilism, anti hedonism, pro chriatianisty

      I'm pretty sure they are the biggest coomers. If they're anti pornography it's only to prevent their own downfall, and it's not something they've directly addressed in the show.
      Anti nihilism and anti hedonism is a message. It's not necessarily right or wrong, it's more like an opinion.
      And I'm pretty sure Zach is the classic kid that was very catholic and turned into a fedora wearing skeptic at some point, that eventually came back into religion.

      Good bait.

      Do I need to bring up the fricking George Carlin bit again? Zach doesn’t like atheists. I don’t know how else to make it clear. He’s childish and petulant about his beliefs and knows he is, he just doesn’t care.

      The George Carlin bit is funny.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ooooh, little israelite angry that Christianity was right all along and hell exists. Booo hooo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its possible to be an atheist you know, not everyone has to be israelites

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP. I thought you said your accusations against Smiling Friends was just you trolling and that we're all idiots for falling for your troll.

    So why this again? Was it all a lie? Which was the lie?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    best part of being a Cinemaphile tourist is seeing autistic people frothing about whether smiling friends is trad, but knowing the year of buildup that got you homosexuals to this point. the smiling friends guys need to see this shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they did lmao, and they mocked it in their Forespoken livestream. Then OP backpedaled and went "its all a joke you guys are the real morons for believing me". Now hes pretending it never happened

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and they mocked it in their Forespoken livestream
        Which video?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Link?

          Its in one of the forespoken livestreams I cant find the link

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buildup
      Everything you're seeing in this thread was astroturfed day 1 and has just been repeated over and over on loop like a broken record. The only new development was the gay responsible claiming it was all an elaborate troll. The truth is, it's just an attention prostitute who has spammed his shitty meme to death hoping people like you would eat it up and think he was ever relevant.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I remember watching this and thinking we'd get Mr Frog threads or "this isn't blackface" threads all the time and imagining those would be annoying.
    Silly me.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No they were right about the helium thing, I looked that up it's true, like, 100%, everything they said was true, it's all gonna be gone

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to know ome thing. What's your problem? Not even Helluva Boss get THIS treatment. Eveytime this show gets brought up, that guy keeps bringing up stuff unrelated to the show to justify his hate and rage.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did season 2 of this show come out yet? I remember seeing some meme episode about flying to brazil and then I stopped paying attention

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people are focusing on the schizo angle and avoiding talking about the actual claims being made
    Honestly starting to think the schizo is right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is there to say beyond "it's all bullshit?" If you said the world is flat, and I mock you for it, it doesn't mean you're right. We're not hiding anything.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the schizo believes in what he claims. Besides have you even watched the show?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neopuritan, eleuthromania, cheesecake, anti-porn, anti-atheism, anti-nihilism, Oikiophobia, whatever the frick.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, looks like you have some visitors, OP. You’re gonna answer the door, right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie from the front is always so cursed.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite thing about this is that despite i’ve openly denied i was doing it seriously and that there’s ample evidence that it’s all a play, people will still consider me as the dude with the chart who is a total unhinged schizo and divide that off from all the shit i’ve said to the contrary, literally considering me a different person just to shit on me
    it’s excellent

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people will still consider me as the dude with the chart who is a total unhinged schizo
      A good chunk of that was you calling yourself an unhinged schizo. You're just an underage who desperately wants our attention.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao "I was only pretending to be moronic" okay homie

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was just mid. Some good episodes and bits but I firmly believe the only reason why it seems to have a fandom is because the creators already had one going in. Otherwise I think it's nothing special.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of the episodes produced were as funny or well-written as the pilot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My exact thoughts. It had some iconic moments but it wasn't as consistently great.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of the episodes produced were as funny or well-written as the pilot.

      yeah the pilot id the best episode but i realy did enjoy the rest of the episodes. im hopeful a lot of the bumps are just growing pains from moving into actual production and the second season will be a lot smoother because of it, especially now that cusack has had a few shows under his belt

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The show as a whole was apparently very cheap to produce because you have the same two people doing most of the animating and voice acting themselves so I hope we get more
        Anything could happen though

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plus a lot of the cast were just their friends.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah it was pretty good and I'll gladly watch the second season
      but I do agree that it wouldn't be anywhere this popular if not for the ecelebs involved, mostly Zach
      I honestly thought Cusack's other cartoon, YOLO was just as good and yet it hasn't had anywhere near this much buzz

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smiling Friends is basically just western Cromartie.
    >Really good opener everyone references
    >Some good bits here and there
    >Somehow considered flawless by its fans

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be the one brave enough to publically say that the woman doing the Mr Frog live action segments was oddly attractive for an oldie.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woah, dude.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jokes that aren't recycled
      >no eceleb shitty VAwork
      >season-themed episode that fricking sticks with the seasonal theme and doesn't dump it when it becomes work
      I'm tired of acting like this wasn't the best of the series. People just associate the other episodes as different from the pilot as they watched one as a one-off and the others in a binge, conflating the shittier episodes with the good shit

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this what you're doing now instead of working on your comic, darkgamer/

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    still mad about being called a porn addict I see

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