This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be on the Council and not be a Master?

This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can you be on the Council and not be a Master?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's completely right and I'm tired of pretending like he's not being entirely reasonable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not, he was literally forcefully put there because of Palpatine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Jedi knew the entire time what was happening and were trying to use him as bait. Instead of simply explaining to him what was going on, they decided to use him. From my point of view it's the Jedi who are evil, not the duly elected executive of the Republic.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OMG I DIDN'T GET MY BLACK BLET IM GONNA MURDER SOME KIDS

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have a seat young skywalker

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did those morons not realize this was just going to force Anakin further from the Order

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How did those morons not realize this was just going to force Anakin further from the Order
      Based, he was a bad egg from the start and everything after this proves windu right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lets treat this slave child like shit and let his mom die for no reason, surely he'll grow up to be a normal well adjusted jedi soldier

        anyone who died during order 66 deserved it for not bending the knee

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't irredeemable. All he needed was a father figure. Not a bunch of overly strict hypocrites.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These people believe in determinism and prophecy. It literally doesn't matter what decisions you made in a deterministic worldview. If you sit at home wanking to wookie porn all day, that's what you were meant to be doing. Wouldn't have made a difference if they'd set Anakin up as the council mascot. He was always going to be evil.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're zealots who're out of touch with normal people. Anakin's a normal person being forced to act like a zealot. Of course he'd snap.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >normal
        >kills his wife
        >kills kids
        >tries to kill his best friend and master

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Things he was only willing to do after having dealt with them for so long and being manipulated into siding with Sheev, disingenuous post is disingenuous.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How did those morons not realize this was just going to force Anakin further from the Order
      Based, he was a bad egg from the start and everything after this proves windu right.

      >lets treat this slave child like shit and let his mom die for no reason, surely he'll grow up to be a normal well adjusted jedi soldier

      anyone who died during order 66 deserved it for not bending the knee

      The PT turned the Jedi Order into some weird cult run by morons, completely destroying the mythos of the OT. If modern writers pulled this kind of subversive shit you'd be seething, but somehow Lucas gets a pass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        except he's not, virgin freaks are seething to this day that their headcanon "mythos" got destroyed by the actual creator of the sw universe

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what about the droid attack on the wookies?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sneed him!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl, I think this would've been a cool introduction to the Mustafar duel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dude get it because he’s darth Vader!
      This shit was so gay

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grandmaster Luke watched the entire prequel trilogy through the eyes of R2D2 btw. He had to meditate after that.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't anyone tell Anakin about Force healing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In legends funny enough, His descendant Cade Skywalker has the unique talent to heal people even at the very brink of death.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't heal the dead.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I've already had a padawan and everything!"

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you respond without sounding mad?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You want me to call you master, is that it? "Oh yes suh, I'll get right on it, suh, yess massah, Mace will pick that cotton for you, massah, he a good obedient Black."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would be far too good prose for the prequels. God damn the dialogue was dogshit trash. kek

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boo hoo, homie

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be a war hero
    >get offered a promotion
    >turns out it's all the responsibility of a job but without the pay or recognition
    >they keep treating you like a weirdo loser incel for reasons they won't explain because he doesn't actually have the job title of the job he has
    Yeah I'd kill everyone in my office too

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mace Windu is equally a villain as Dookie

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Anakin attains the rank of master, he has unrestricted access to the Jedi Archives.
    Anakin has unrestricted access to the archives, he has unrestricted access to the holocrons.
    He has unrestricted access to the holocrons, he has unrestricted access to the Sith Holocrons which contain ancient Sith knowledge.

    It was too risky and the council knew it. Was it justified? No, it wasn't. He literally have his arm and almost his eye fighting on the front and risking his life daily in a three year war.

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