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i'm faster than that
in bed
Can he beat regielki though
doubt it
>Can't even avoid paper in the wind.
now punch the flash
The Flash is probably the worst character ever in terms of how much his abilities fluctuate.
He'll take a boomerang to the face in the same story that he runs faster than light to time travel.
Reading over old stuff, it appears he was really just a street level guy with some silver age nonsense on occasion. Until the late 90s, then for some reason he became the most powerful being in the multiverse that can alter realities and create matter out of speed.
The best way to put it is that comics gained an unhealthy sci-fi boner. So it's about all the things Barry's speed could theoretically do when the Speedforce magically removes all the actual drawbacks.
It just highlights the problem with writing a character for a shared universe + a never ending story. Wally’s progression in his own book works fine for a solo hero’s journey type story. At the start of his Flash run it takes him hours just to run across the US, and he unlocks his potential over the course of the story to end up as practically invincible. But the story doesn’t end there because >comics so he has to be debuffed so you can write a story again. This is why i’m looking forward to the new ultimate-type universe, I want to see that DBZ style power creep for Flash but with a story that finishes once he reaches the top.
Does it really matter when Flash is always jobbing in every movie and show he appears in.
Anybody have “A Franking Attosecond”?
>Flash engages his speed mode
>one second passes in real-time
>Flash is now lying catatonic on the ground after experiencing false-time equivalent to 3 billion years
It's longer than you think, Dad.
Right up there with "X can lift in excess of 100 tons" which just means X can lift whatever we need them to lift.
I think the panel where Batman claims everyone else on DC Earth is only alive because he lets them is the worst fanboy writer power wank.
>drops a nuke on Wayne Manor at 2PM (batman doesn't come out during the day)
Yeah...
And this is the guy that is threatened by 25mph boomerangs
why doesn't flash just instantly defeat an enemy
I swear to god Cinemaphile is caught in a loop where the same handful of shitposters spam the same 10 topics
It's been like this for like 8 years and you're just now noticing?
Why do you keep replying? Go make threads instead.
Eh, it's better this than the fricking e-girlgays again.
It's probably the Flash's fault for fricking with time. We all know we're in the wrong timeline anyways
Flash should normally operate around Mach 1, and only be able to approach or exceed light speed with extreme, exhausting effort.
something something bullshit speedforce gives no drawbacks
That's basically what Wally was like back in the day, and it was so draining he could only go speed mode for like 5 hours before needing a 16 hour power nap.
A FRICKING BATTOSECOND
They had the
BALLS
TO GIVE THE FASTEST SUPERHERO OF ALL TIME
A FRICKING
BATTOSECOND??!?!??!?!?
it's the smug grin that makes me burst out laughing at this pic
>he posted it
yeahhhhhh
A fricking ACKosecond
The creepypasta about a guy given mind-quickening pills is probably the best way to torment the Flash. Run as fast as you can and think as fast as you can, but the simple physics of momentum means you won't be able to physically react in time
>Done.
careful, if he comes over here to argue about it the gamma ray bursts caused by air moving out of his way at those speeds will kill us all and everything within a couple of light years
not to mention he'll microwave a baby to fuel up for the journey over
Wouldn't there an extensive sonic boom every place he moved through that would the ear drums of the people he passed? Or wouldnt people be sucked up by the air vacuum from him running?
I guess we do need speed force physic-magic to handwave that shit away.
Speed force lets Flash decide if he affects matter while moving or not. So usually no, he's passing right through the air particles while he moves, causing no disturbance at all. Sometimes he leaves a wake for the sake of style, but typically nondestructive. If he wishes, he could selectively create sonic booms and light booms (yes that's a phenomenon apparently) to frick places up, but that would be unheroic.
thank god he's still missing
Don't stop to talk.
Don't stop to talk.
Don't stop to talk.
>this is pants on head moronic not to mention unnecessary power wanking
yeah, that's flash for you.
the text shouldn't be in the nothingness are they moronic
>Death ceases to exist even at a conceptual level.
Why?
>Why
Comic book nonsense you realistically can’t beat the concept of death it claims everyone eventually. Flash needs to recuperate himself with large amounts of food but Wally needed to win the day.
I see the logic, it's the execution I don't get, death can't exist without life and Wally is alive, once it kills him it'll be in a time where nothing else can die meaning it'll be erased.
My problem with that is that it happens anyway even though Wally is alive and in the same time as death.
Maybe it'd make more sense if he ran back to the past before it could catch or follow him, leaving it alone in a time where death has already claimed every life it can, but he doesn't do that, so this is just dumb speedster slop.
Even then, what's stopping this thing from just respawning once he gets back to the past where death still exists?
>Maybe it'd make more sense if he ran back to the past
This makes me think: I kinda understand that if you move faster than light then you can frick with causality and stuff, but it doesn't really make sense to me that you could take a shortcut into the future by that same method.
>but it doesn't really make sense
Really now, a capeshit concept that doesn't make sense. I'm shocked.
Because it's cool
This doesn't make a lick of sense if you think about it for more than an attosecond
>the sonic boom is followed by an optical Nagasaki
That term is complete nonsense but it also wraps around to being the only cool phrase in those pages.
There's no reason why Flash couldn't just eliminate the problems of everyone in the Multiverse throughout all of time in the time it takes to blink an eye
there's no reason for Superman to let rapes and murders happen either
and yet, Gotham City, right over the water
Sure there is. Batman would murder his ass if he gets involved.
Over the water from what? Metropolis? Depends on the continuity.
I don't know if Gotham has ever been anywhere other than on a barrier island in South Jersey, near Atlantic City and the Delaware Bay but Metropolis has been in Ohio, New York, North Jersey and Delaware. Delaware is the only location where Metropolis could possibly be over the water from Gotham
If it helps, "Gotham City" just means NYC. Extrapolate from there.
But that's wrong. Gotham is in South Jersey.
Man, my boss is a real fricking butthole. I swear tomorrow I'm just gonna take a big knife, walk right into his office, and just sta
the person who made this image thought about it more than any DC writer ever did. if this was really true the flash wouldn’t ever lose any fight.
It's inevitable when characters have decades of history, writers have to keep upping the ante to out him in danger. However, there is the problem of a speed arms race in DC thanks to him. Similar to what Charles Xavier did with Marvel psychics.
flash bros.. oh noes
Unrealistic, he'd be too busy exploding
This entire thread. The AT LEAST 50 other threads that are also about it are all based on the fact that the writer said "atto second" instead of "blink of an eye".
You are all boring losers who couldn't fricking think of something to have fun with discussing a series about the most fantastical and colorful of events. You would rather nitpick about a single word because you are addicted to outrage.
>nitpick a single word
It's a writers job to pick the right words. Pick the wrong ones and you are a shitty writer. This is also far from the only case of Flash being overpowered and using moronic logic to save the day. Which you would know if you actually read the thread. homosexual.
this is why i hate "wow so fast" characters, because then in the shows they have to show them tripping or getting punched or some stupid bullshit to keep them in line with basically normal dudes. like in what fricking universe does this flash that can apparently circle the entire known universe before you have time to finish blinking get punched by some normal ass dude in the same comic
The Term is "OP in Solo/Balanced in Teams". The Flash can literally do ANYTHING in his own book, but he does shit like slip on special anti-Flash Teflon when he makes Batman mad in a Batbook, or stupidly run into a sword wielded by someone without super speed if it's a JLA book
Amazing how Flash is acting and what he's saying in the top and bottom halves of a single page can be in so much paradox with each other.
no you don't get it anon Batman only touched him because he let him
Same way Boomerang touched Tim Drake's dad because Flash let him
Bruce blames him more because Wally literally didn't pick up the phone when Oracle called to try to get him to stop Capt. Boomerang. I can't remember if the tie-in explain where he is, but Wally's just GONE for these entire chunk of Identity Crisis.
Which is Wise because Frick Identity Crisis and Dan Didio's boner for Barry Allen
>He lost his father to a guy named Captain Boomerang
>oh like losing him to two face or Joker would be more dignified?
>well yes , my rogues are cool
Sorry Flash, but all the speed in the world isn't gonna save your anus from a horny gorilla.
They should just call him Rape-Ape.
To get the obvious joke out of the way, that's how long he lasts in bed.
Welcome to New52 Barrywank
At least Wally is free of that because he is One with the Force and shonen hero bullshit is his specialty.
I thought they had made Barry God of the Speed Force because it was created with his every step now and forever amen?
The correct answer to all of this is that they gave the Flash all of Silver Age Superman's wacky speed shenanigans
It turns out, Barry is out of question and Wally is the Chosen One, since he does something that Barry never fricking agrees and slows him down.
He sees the Speed Force as Science and always interprets as that and never understands, Wally on the other hand sees it as a natural force, something that he understands on a spiritual level to a point he feels it as the other forces in the universe.
Wally is never scared of going beyond to save those he loves, while Barry retains himself every fricking time and always backfires hard when he does it because he keeps failing to understand how it works, unlike Wally and his kids, and now Wallace, Avery, Jay and his daughter.
Even Thawne and Zolomon knows how the speed force works like Wally.
Comics are useless. Batman is a shit character, Flash is dumb, Superman is gary stu, Wonder Woman was never good…etc.
The weakest iteration of Robin could still beat you up, let that sink in
Robin doesn’t exist, wake the frick up schizo homosexual.
Not if I call 1-(900) 720–2666 on him
Superman being worshipped as a god by other leaguers in the first live action Justice League movie to be created is 10x worst than this.
They will ignore this because people like to pretend that Superman wank doesn’t exist.
We will never get Silver Age Superman ever again, because DC Writers also hates DCAU Heroic Superman being heroic as Silver Age Superman, they want the soulless monster from New52 that looks like Ryu from street fighter
The only reason Pietro never tapped into it is because universal rules, though he probably tapped into the speed force when Both DC and Marvel Merged in JLA Avengers.
Biggest crime is that writers teased that for years and can't do that due to Californian laws bullshit and the Editorial higher ups following Quesada's orders even after he left.
>quicksilvergays be hatin
post the one where deathstroke stabs him because he's quicker where it counts
At least Upload the full meme
Is Flash the most incompetent character in all of fiction? It’s the only way any of his stories could make sense.
none of this makes any sense. because if the Flash's awareness was that fast, that would mean that when he runs around the earth in less than a second from our perspective, it would take him more than year from his perspective.
Life would be fricking hell for him.
He can speed up his perception and slow it down as he chooses to. It’s like turning on the slow mo in red dead redemption.
k but if he's running through a city or long distance he needs to slow his perception so he can dodge everything
bump
Who the FRICK cares? No really why even care about what some butthole wrote in a shit niche book that doesn’t sell?
1. It affects the canon
2. It's not a lone example of Flash being a glass cannon because no one knows how to scale him to anything
>Canon
Comicbook readers are so fricking stupid.
>it's a "thing old Cinemaphile was fine with is now problematic for no reason" episode
I guess this board has nothing better to do but create problems where none existed before.
who the hell considers this fine? It's shit writing and deserves to be called out.
capeshit is all shit writing. this is where it belonds
>it's a "thing old Cinemaphile was fine with i
No it wasn't moron people always laughed at this shit
Banana peel
Doesn’t really matter when Flash’s actual power is super inconsistent
Why didn't Flash go around the sword?
Because Sladewank is strong unless Deadpool is around to sabotage him
Also Wally is literally THE DC and Comics Shonen Hero, for him not even retcon stops him.
Just outsource him to Sorachi now that Gintama is over and have him write a story and go nuts after it.
His chest went around the sword
Well most of it did anyway
imagine how boring all of that must be.
is he actually taking each step like a regular human so that he needs 6 gorillion strides to run around the globe or does he take 7 miles steps?
The reason of why The Flash is good is because only his Rogues are insane enough to tackle with him and be creative, and even act like a Thieves Guild of sorts, while others like Batman sucks at it, even the Joker himself quit the moment he tried to bring his shit to central city, only to end in a few instants with him tied to the Bat Signal calling him, not funny at all.
Even Batkek had problems with Wally.
There was a whole damn arc where Riddler walked into Central City and btfo Flash and all his rogues
Powerlevelswank only makes Flash stories suck more and more
Barry and New52 anon, that alone can be considered non canon at all since Barry sucks at being a Hero outside the OG Crisis, which is even meaningless since he stopped his own death.
>ye'll never get me lucky charms, Flash!
Riddler is like Aquaman where he's such a joke that writers sometimes try to overcorrect him into being cool and badass but it never sticks (movie Aquaman notwithstanding)
okay but why did you quote me? this has nothing to do with what I said
Batkek didn't have any problems with Wally lol he was way faster. Wally needed the entire Flash family to sacrifice themselves to save his ass (and even then Batkek only LET him run away on purpose)
Anyone have the comic "It was me! I shit your pants!"
I remember that shir coming up in Wally Vs Archie Sonic
Good times, funny times, great times especially because of how fricking shitfricked Archie Sonic was that day, and the following salt from fanboys.
ono
Lobo is a toon force version of illogic beyond cape shit. He shouldn't count.
Still can't beat full wank wally.
Stepping aside the idiocy of Flash getting caught by it, how is he alive with a hook in his head?
argh
These ones are my favorite. The holy trinity of Flash fails.
it just keeps happening
If he thinks at the speed of light, what can he do about events that last less than an attosecond, other than perceiving them? Wouldn't it be like saying he can see the window for frame perfect inputs but lacks the reflex speed to land them? What's the point then?
It seems kind of pompous for Flash to have his own museum but then you remember he will take his time to move hundreds of thousands/millions of people out of harm's way one by one and rebuild the city when it's destroyed. If anything, a museum is lowballing the worship he deserves.
>Barry comes back during Wally's run and is the source of the speed force and is the fastest man alive
>actually Wally is the fastest and is a better more natural hero
>Wally's design in Rebirth is peak and fits his more dramatic side
>give him his old nose costume
>it fits his dorky dad side
>try to ruin the character completely with HiC
>gets one of the best redemption stories later on and is exonerated both in universe and among the fans
Name a character who wins as hard as Wally. You can't.
Wally is the Western Shonen Hero, Peter used to be but OMD ruined that.
That is Barry and he was stupid enough to let the Riddler play him like that, Worse is that Wally would had solved that without barry's frickups.
This is why I hate The Flash. He was boring before so they made him as busted as possible in an attempt to make him matter. It didn't work
What do we think of the Rogues?
speed is too powerful of a force and it's really hard to make conflicts when the hero has that kind of power. The slowed perception or fast processing is the most busted aspect of DC speedsters so they have to constantly ignore it just for plots to take off
Speedsters all have the same weakness of slowing down to communicate with normies. Evil one need to gloat and Flash would rather talk his enemies down.
I love the Flash cause he's so absurdly fast that he can save everyone but sucks at fighting. Capeshit went bad cause theatergays and shonentards pushed their autism into everything.
Shonen is better than anything DC and sales have proven that.
Shonen is fricking dying, jjk, bnh, and Chainsawman are such shit. It's like all these newer mangakas took the wrong inspiration from Dragon Ball and said "you know what was great about DBZ? When Yamcha fricking died while shitting his pants! I'll fill MY manga with jobbing morons!" All these shits living off the clout of the publisher are going to have a reckoning once One Piece ends. The same stupid ideas are becoming more prevalent in American comics with frickers having the whole Justice League job every other issue.
>The same stupid ideas are becoming more prevalent in American comics with frickers having the whole Justice League job every other issue.
That’s always been happening.
>sales have proven that.
Sales only show what the moron masses are into. It's not the final word on anything. That's also why capeshit and Scholasticshit are the best selling comics.
Pretty much. Even shit like Bleach and Naruto is considered normie garbage by animegays but it;s 10x better than the way capeshit does things. I was not prepared for how moronic Superhero comics were.
10x stronger too.
Pretty much anyone can beat Wally at this point.
I actually hate broken power scales. Shit like this should only ever be a temporary boost instigated by some other power-up factor and there should be consequences to this kind of overload. He'd probably go insane three times over
I feel obligated to bring this one up, because it's exactly the same bullshit with extra steps of bullshit.
The difference is this story doesn't take itself nearly as seriously and is based
Capeshit writers suck so much ass.