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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still waiting on the sequel we deserve.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. It's a shame it barely made a profit. Writer/director says he had a script ready for 2 but there was no way he'd get the greenlight again with such small margins. Gosling and Crowe are too expensive.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very enjoyable movie

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just rewatched it. It's so fricking good.
    >What the hell are you doing here!? You're supposed to be at Jessicas?
    >Sorry, Mr. March, my sister has a guy over and kicked us out.
    >YOUR SISTERS SUCH A bawd
    >Yeah... I know...

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    has pedophilic vibes throughout the whole film. the writers need their hard drives checked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'm not even a pizzagay and it was too much for me. But for some reason very few anons even mention it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets mad at writers because he wants to have sex with undersge Angourie Rice
      Sure bud. It's totally Shane Black that is the pedo and not you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Want to see my wiener

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He literally had a big dick and was proud of it. He also thought Holland and March had something to do with the porno guy so he was shooting his shot to get in a film. That line was also hilarious. I saw this opening weekend. Everyone bursted out laughing when he said that. No one got offended. Fricking pedo. You only found it uncomfortable because if he'd asked you, you would've said yes. I bet you also squirmed when Leo had scenes with Julia Butters in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the more you explain it the worst it sounds bub.
            >I cant be guilty because lots of other people like it too!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >n-no, I'm not the pedo! Everyone in the packed theatre was a pedo!
              Pedo logic everybody. Project and deny. Repeat Project and Deny until it doesn't work and you go to jail.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are the one in denial right now. I am saying the film is for nonces, and you are the one denying it, despite all the evidence saying otherwise.
                I am sure when you eventually go to prison you can talk about how much you love the film with everyone else there. maybe start a little fan club for the blonde girl.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                People who like the film enjoyed the pacing, dislogue and comedy. Meanwhile you
                >omg little girl said RIM JOB
                >omg kid said wiener
                >omg kid watching PORN
                Are the one hyper focusing on this shit. Seek help.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay I have to go to work now so I will just be honest I like this film and I was messing with you the whole time I do think angourie rice is cute though but more like a daughter.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a compliment.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pervert.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't understand, I NEED to have kids hanging out with porn stars and talking about sex and porn
                Ok Jeffrey

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need your harddrives checked, you fricking weirdo projectionist. Reminds me of that weird shit that Video Game Journalist said about Anime and how it's "for pedos" and then was arrested for having Child Porn on his computer.

        what kind of a sicko writes a film and says "you know what would be funny? a 12 year old girl hanging out with porn stars watching their porn".
        im not projecting anything because that would mean I wrote the film and projected how much of a nonce I am. the writers did that, not me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was hanging out with them to help her Dad solve the case, moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need your harddrives checked, you fricking weirdo projectionist. Reminds me of that weird shit that Video Game Journalist said about Anime and how it's "for pedos" and then was arrested for having Child Porn on his computer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you thought of pedo shit while watching that movie you probably need your hard drives checked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you a pedophile?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Out of 10

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mediocre pedo bait but with le literally me guy and funny quips
    This board overrates it for obvious reasons. It's mid at best

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, don't do this, you don't want to do this, you're not a shitposter.
      >He just admitted to shitposting in this thread
      Yeah but I mean deep down!

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. Everything came together perfectly but it came around the wrong time.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they say that they had an idea for a sequel in which the two of them pretended to be Mexicans?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's child abuse to have a child say the word 'rim job'.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's only a movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was all right. Had its moments here and there with good casting but I don't think that many of us are into watching it again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've watched it several times. It's a perfect popcorn flick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's good but I don't know, anon. Cute little Angry Rice subplot with pornstars part makes me uneasy. Ryan should be doing more comedies of course. He's better at it than his usual stoic, mopey schtick.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cute little Angry Rice subplot with pornstars part makes me uneasy.
          Just a movie, anon. Stop taking shit so seriously.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the goose fits all boxes, and can play any genre.all he needs now is a bio pic to wrap his legacy into a bow.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >all he needs is a bio pic
            Nobody tell him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen it about 4 times since 2016. Once in theatres. Twice when it came on TV. Once on streaming. I enjoyed it thoroughly each time. It never gets old.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't think of it much during my first watch a month ago

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angourie Rice was so bad in this movie. I hate most child actors so bad it hurts.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    comfy kino, I'll just put it on when I get bored some days

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Took a while to get going but when it did it was good

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not funny and the 'story' is moronic.. crowe is a fat mong and goose's character is interchangeable

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i would give her a rim job if you know what i mean

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't smell anything?
    >yeah i hit my head a few years ago and it just turned my nose off
    >you're a detective and you can't smell anything?
    >...yeah?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too pedo for me. First few quips is alright, some shock effect laugh. Then it gets weird. Then it gets creepy. Not surprised the local nonces here like it though.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The two leads had incredible chemistry but the movie itself left me wanting more for some reason. I think the story/mystery was lacking.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story gave me Big Lebowski flashbacks.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too quipy.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You might also enjoy Kiss Kiss Bang Bang by the same director, similar type of movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He also did The Predator which was completely moronic. I think he just got lucky with one movie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it was shit, but Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is good

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i enjoyed it.

    I hope we see crowe and gosling work together agian.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a weird amount of child-related sex talk in this movie. And too many Hitler jokes.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A very unfunny film for something billed as a comedy, but that's not unique nowadays. Weird it has a cult following though.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love this film, dunno why anons are freaking out over the kid content, when it's probably the best family film that's come out in 10 years that's not marvel. Also kids irl say way worse shit they don't understand to get a reaction from you. It's why this film and IT were the most realistic about kids growing up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's just a single schizo with nothing better to do, just report and close the thread

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