I love how it pisses autismos off that he's trying to do 10 things at once for entertainment purposes instead of focusing on 1 thing to make the farm profitable
kek his journey from "sorry you can't do that jeremy" to "the council is distracted, let's get our restaurant up while they're not looking" was truly something
Clarkson should have killed that cow in front of the little girl and made her eat it as steak or burger. Don't hide the cruel reality that most cows suffer.
OI BRUVS PIP PIP CHEERIO ANUDDA FOIN DAY ON THE YANKS CinemaphileS, INNIT YA? BRUVS WOT ARE YOU M8 LADS DOIN TODAY HIDING FROM OUR GUVMINT I HOPE YA. REMEMBER DONT GO GIVING OFFENSE M8 LADS JUST MEMBER STAY HERE ON THE YANKS Cinemaphile. US LADS CAN HAVE A ROIT PROPER JOLLY GOOD TIME BEING AWKWARD AND moronic, INNIT YA?
>these are the people who will be running the country in 20 years >these are the people who have been running the country into the ground for 80 years
grim times
Last season the lawyer for the council ran to the media about Clarkson being mean to him because the lawyer couldn't spell any words correctly (I'm dyslexic bruv)
Clarkson's knows the appeal of rebelling against authority, that's why Top Gear did so many bits about stuck-up Auntie Beeb telling the lads that fun is not allowed.
They tried to do the same with Grand Tour a few times but "multibillion dollar corporation giving us a blank cheque and unparalleled worldwide marketing" is harder to present as an oppressive figure that you have to stick two fingers up to.
Local government is a much more relatable target for trying to get the audience on your side.
Can we take a moment to appreciate cheerful Charlie's corruption arc? The background of this show is basically watching a man who genuinely believed in the importance and necessity of bureaucracy slowly being worn down and awoken to how corrupt and petty it’s become, and gradually turning on the system and becoming an agitator.
S1 >Jeremy, we need to fill out all of these land use documents >Jeremy, I know this paperwork on the lambs is tedious, but it's important >Jeremy, you're missing a few parts of this application, but I think it'll be okay just this one time
S2 >Jeremy, I've got a clever plan for how we can win over the council >Jeremy, I think I have a way for us to skirt these regulations >Jeremy, we can use this loophole to bypass the laws >Jeremy, the council distracted, we can get the restaurant up, but we need to go now
S2 >Jeremy, hide the bodies in the barley field, the badgers will take care of the rest >Jeremy, plant the device at the Dark Sky Ministry and get clear of the blast radius >Jeremy, we need to cook
I hate this annoying homosexual so goddamned much. This show is basically one giant indulgence of an aging multi-millionare. My blood boils when I see him trying to do farming in the most irresponsible and childish way possible. How he splurges entire fortunes on useless things just to make it look entertaining. Because why would he care about the consequences of his buffoonery? Money solves everything. While for actual farmers it would mean financial ruin. Instead of making an educational tv show about the plight of farmers or how to manage a farm in the UK he created a bonafide advertisement for his shitty nutsack-smelling candles. Frick that homosexual
He probably saved lands by buying them and making farmer work onit, stop saying shit, he love the countryside, and try to preserve it from foreign investors.
s'onthozshowzyerjustwanslippintolikbaath ha ha ha ha
FRICKIN LEGEND
>drinks beer
>suddenly makes perfect sense
whoa cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Oh yes. New season soon
Next friday in fact
Neat. Finna watch
I love how it pisses autismos off that he's trying to do 10 things at once for entertainment purposes instead of focusing on 1 thing to make the farm profitable
I liked the progressing disillusionment of Charlie.
kek his journey from "sorry you can't do that jeremy" to "the council is distracted, let's get our restaurant up while they're not looking" was truly something
Clarkson should have killed that cow in front of the little girl and made her eat it as steak or burger. Don't hide the cruel reality that most cows suffer.
Clarkson is limp-wristed rich kid, he'd never bloody his own hands.
That's what the help is for.
oh look it's another thread of moronic Bongshit
OI BRUVS PIP PIP CHEERIO ANUDDA FOIN DAY ON THE YANKS CinemaphileS, INNIT YA? BRUVS WOT ARE YOU M8 LADS DOIN TODAY HIDING FROM OUR GUVMINT I HOPE YA. REMEMBER DONT GO GIVING OFFENSE M8 LADS JUST MEMBER STAY HERE ON THE YANKS Cinemaphile. US LADS CAN HAVE A ROIT PROPER JOLLY GOOD TIME BEING AWKWARD AND moronic, INNIT YA?
>these are the people who will be running the country in 20 years
>these are the people who have been running the country into the ground for 80 years
grim times
I can tell you're not actually British because no one in that webm looks anything but underclass stuffed into ill-fitting suits
t. has never seen inbred aristocrat social events in the Cotswolds or North Wales
To say nothing of the fact that they're white so no way they'll be running your tyrannical little shithole island in 20 years.
Those are gyppos
are the people who will be running the country in 20 years
LOL
For me? It's Shafia and Anika.
>wearing brown while in town
It's over. Ingerland has fallen.
So why is the council so hell bent on shooting down his plans?
It's the tiny bit of power they have in their miserable lives.
They must have known that this would only lead to bad press and that they're hurting the local community.
Last season the lawyer for the council ran to the media about Clarkson being mean to him because the lawyer couldn't spell any words correctly (I'm dyslexic bruv)
Clarkson's knows the appeal of rebelling against authority, that's why Top Gear did so many bits about stuck-up Auntie Beeb telling the lads that fun is not allowed.
They tried to do the same with Grand Tour a few times but "multibillion dollar corporation giving us a blank cheque and unparalleled worldwide marketing" is harder to present as an oppressive figure that you have to stick two fingers up to.
Local government is a much more relatable target for trying to get the audience on your side.
They hate him.
gatekeeping your based white rural town against liberal citigays is based
>clarkson
>liberal
Can we take a moment to appreciate cheerful Charlie's corruption arc? The background of this show is basically watching a man who genuinely believed in the importance and necessity of bureaucracy slowly being worn down and awoken to how corrupt and petty it’s become, and gradually turning on the system and becoming an agitator.
S1
>Jeremy, we need to fill out all of these land use documents
>Jeremy, I know this paperwork on the lambs is tedious, but it's important
>Jeremy, you're missing a few parts of this application, but I think it'll be okay just this one time
S2
>Jeremy, I've got a clever plan for how we can win over the council
>Jeremy, I think I have a way for us to skirt these regulations
>Jeremy, we can use this loophole to bypass the laws
>Jeremy, the council distracted, we can get the restaurant up, but we need to go now
S2
>Jeremy, hide the bodies in the barley field, the badgers will take care of the rest
>Jeremy, plant the device at the Dark Sky Ministry and get clear of the blast radius
>Jeremy, we need to cook
I will now watch your show and subscribe to whatever it is you have for $14.95 per month plus tip.
You can tell that Jeremy has really rubbed off on him, and that it IS a load of bollocks.
OI M8 LADS WOT ARE YOU ROIT PROPER LADS ON ABOUT TODAY, YA, INNIT? MY ARSE AND BOLLOCKS ARE BLOODY MENTAL!
I see a wizard there, but no W in the alphabet soup sign. Fricking bigots.
Clarkson's farm makes me miss living in the country.
buy an ad
>no, you can’t talk about this tv show on this tv forum, don’t you know this is place where we gossip about celebrities?
I hate this annoying homosexual so goddamned much. This show is basically one giant indulgence of an aging multi-millionare. My blood boils when I see him trying to do farming in the most irresponsible and childish way possible. How he splurges entire fortunes on useless things just to make it look entertaining. Because why would he care about the consequences of his buffoonery? Money solves everything. While for actual farmers it would mean financial ruin. Instead of making an educational tv show about the plight of farmers or how to manage a farm in the UK he created a bonafide advertisement for his shitty nutsack-smelling candles. Frick that homosexual
He probably saved lands by buying them and making farmer work onit, stop saying shit, he love the countryside, and try to preserve it from foreign investors.