>1999 >mysoginist moron
Peter was just a well-meaning yet airheaded dad back then. He only ever acted mysoginistic once, and it was on accident.
These days the shit he does is out of malice to everyone around him, regardless of being male or female.
>show me the real Keanu
>320 gb
I still remember when even just 50 gigs was impressive to me.
>I still remember when even just 50 gigs was impressive to me
I remember when I bought a 1TB HDD and didn't know how to install it so asked on a forum I used to frequent at the time. Only reply I got was from some "tech junkie" telling me a HDD of that size didn't even exist.
What good times.
>Brian
in 1999, Liberals were the voice of reason, but now they're just douches >Lois
Women are so privileged that they no longer have to be hardworking. They just occupy space >Peter
eventually we realized that the """"misogynists"""" were right. Feminism is a joke because none of them even support equality >Chris
Zoomers are morons now thanks to modern progressive schools >Meg
Shut up, Meg >Stewie
lol he's gay XD
I'm not a big Steve Martin fan, but Parenthood is one of the greatest comedy-dramas of all time. An ensemble cast, with very well written characters, with interweaving storylines that supplement or clash in exciting ways.
Todd isn't even really a deadbeat - he's a young guy trying to find his way into adulthood, being pulled in different directions by his girlfriend, his buddies, and his career. Even though he makes a few mistakes, he ultiamtely reveals he is a good soul underneath, and that his priority is taking care of his loved ones.
>Todd: "A few days ago, Gary got his first boner! Ah... Uhh.... You know what that is?" >Mrs. Buckman: "If memory serves."
>be me >like Keanu >like action films >even liked gun kata bullshit in Equilibrium >can't get interested in John Wick films >anyone else have this problem >gun fights seem totally unrealistic and bore me >all the other shit with the assassingays is even more dull to me and don't care >watched 'best scenes' from sequels >meh
Anyone else have this problem?
Maybe it has just been the prefences of old people all along, trying to hide their bigotry with the pretense their old favorites are somehow better than the new stuff they don't get.
For me, it was actually Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
John the Bastard Keanu is best Keanu.
he's barely in that movie.
Best Keanu is Johnny Utah
Yeah, but every second he is, he's awesome:
Evil Keanu rules!
more like much ado about Keanu
Best part of this movie is where he pulls out an auto-load crossbow and starts loosing bolts into motherfrickers faces at Claudio's wedding.
Purists said it departs too much from the source material, but I thought it was a great moderisation and an acceptable adaption.
>Fun fact for Zoomies: This was one of the first movies to ever use an old multi-camera technique known as 'Arrow Time'.
I too watch Red Letter Media
This is so true lmao
>2009 was 14 years ago
>hardworking housewife
>1999
>mysoginist moron
Peter was just a well-meaning yet airheaded dad back then. He only ever acted mysoginistic once, and it was on accident.
These days the shit he does is out of malice to everyone around him, regardless of being male or female.
>320 gb
I still remember when even just 50 gigs was impressive to me.
>I still remember when even just 50 gigs was impressive to me
I remember when I bought a 1TB HDD and didn't know how to install it so asked on a forum I used to frequent at the time. Only reply I got was from some "tech junkie" telling me a HDD of that size didn't even exist.
What good times.
Shit like this was true for the simpsons also, the become caricatures of themselves over time because shitty or lazy writing
Well, it is called Flanderization. It's literally named after a Simpsons character.
Stewie is gay now?
>Brian
in 1999, Liberals were the voice of reason, but now they're just douches
>Lois
Women are so privileged that they no longer have to be hardworking. They just occupy space
>Peter
eventually we realized that the """"misogynists"""" were right. Feminism is a joke because none of them even support equality
>Chris
Zoomers are morons now thanks to modern progressive schools
>Meg
Shut up, Meg
>Stewie
lol he's gay XD
Johnny Mnemonic for me.
I'm a huge movie buff but I never heard of Matrix. Is it good?
Point break
>show me the real Keanu
>329 gb
I have more porn than that
unironically this
i've past 5 tb recently, those damn javs..
>JAV
Weebs are unequivocal homosexuals.
jav is only 1.4 tb tho
JAV is the only "good" studio porn. Women are more attractive when you can't see them fully nude.
mfw we have to hack ur own brain
i liked it, decent flick. if it didn't have an adhd music video director at the the helm it possibly even could have been kino.
I WANT ROOM SERVICE!
>Pairing the great wooden action hero against one of another wooden action hero great.
Genius or insanity?
Literally everyone knows the matrix, while john wick is reddit the movie
>Point Break
>Speed
>Jonny Neumonic
>Bill and Ted
>Constantine
OP is a homosexual as usual
god, I love Point Break so mucking much it's unreal
was watching this dilf show with my girlfriends. Turns out he was a boxer in the 80s. omg that's so hot.
Yeah he won the boxing gold Medal against Russia
He was boxing in the 70s. He also served in the war in Vietnam.
do they talk about his dead son and moron son?
Why do those bawds all look like they are related to the Kardashians?
A scanner darkly actually
Casual movie fans know Sasha Gray through her Twitch Stream
Cult cinema lovers know her since Feeding Frenzy 9
I know her from Would You Rather
What is Elijah's expression here conveying?
For me it was The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down
barbie
la la land (hidden gem)
actually Stay is the hidden gem
literally me
I know him from Drive
t. Cinema Expert
I've known him since Jumpstreet.
That was Johnny Depp, stunad
For me, it's Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
Tommy Lee Jones:
Casual fans: Known him since "The Fugitive"
Hardcore Fans: Known him since "The Package"
Remember when ironic shitposting was still shitposting?
>not Woodrow Call from Lonesome Dove
REAL kinophiles know him as the deadbeat boyfriend in Parenthood.
I'm not a big Steve Martin fan, but Parenthood is one of the greatest comedy-dramas of all time. An ensemble cast, with very well written characters, with interweaving storylines that supplement or clash in exciting ways.
Todd isn't even really a deadbeat - he's a young guy trying to find his way into adulthood, being pulled in different directions by his girlfriend, his buddies, and his career. Even though he makes a few mistakes, he ultiamtely reveals he is a good soul underneath, and that his priority is taking care of his loved ones.
>Todd: "A few days ago, Gary got his first boner! Ah... Uhh.... You know what that is?"
>Mrs. Buckman: "If memory serves."
Man, I've known this fricker since Bill and Ted.
REAL kiBlack folk know him from My Own Private Idaho
>Matrix
*Speed
>Since Matrix
I know him since Bill & Ted's you fricking zoomer.
It's ironically childish to be faulting people for being younger than you.
Also, Keanu is frickin' Speed for me. I was a toddler when it came out but it's one of those movies I just love even though it actually kind of sucks.
Zoomer homosexual.
Nah, the true Kinnoisseur knows him from The Lake house.
>be me
>like Keanu
>like action films
>even liked gun kata bullshit in Equilibrium
>can't get interested in John Wick films
>anyone else have this problem
>gun fights seem totally unrealistic and bore me
>all the other shit with the assassingays is even more dull to me and don't care
>watched 'best scenes' from sequels
>meh
Anyone else have this problem?
Isn't that the breathtaking guy from Cyberpunk?
Speed
OP has made me doubt good old movies exist.
Maybe it has just been the prefences of old people all along, trying to hide their bigotry with the pretense their old favorites are somehow better than the new stuff they don't get.
I've always remembered him from Bill and Ted.