This is somehow simultaneously the least and most faithful Punisher adaptation

This is somehow simultaneously the least and most faithful Punisher adaptation

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Attitude and demeanour are very Punisher like, but overall story, appearance isnt

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They kind of got the vibe right, but fricked up everything else. Arguably an even bigger problem is that every actor but one is phoning in their performance.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a shit what Cinemaphile thinks, this’s my favorite punnisher movie. I even really like the plot, he crippled the mafia to the point that the Yakuza moves in to take over. It was great and it's a movie they take liberties for sure but the changes they made weren't bad. No skull shirt who care this fricker leaves skull knoves everywhere that's not that bad of a change.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But even the blu ray cover photoshopped a small skull on his jacket.
      It just feels missing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now it looks like a fake photoshop for something like a Cracked article.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't give a shit what Cinemaphile thinks
      You say that like there is a stand worth taking. Every Punisher adaptation fricking sucks.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love War Zone and I don’t care who knows it.

        For me it’s
        War Zone>Lundgren movie>Jane movie>Netflix show

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          War Zone is too tonally confusing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Season 1 of punisher is pretty good. Season 2 is where it shits the bed

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Completely agree

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lady Yakuza boss and her mute assassin daughter are both OC but both felt very comicbook-ish, as did Frank's alcoholic thespian informant.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the weird thing.
      The movie thinks it's too dark and gritty for the skull logo, but it also has fricking ninjas

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did Frank ever fight the yakuza before this movie came out?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least once. Punisher #9 of the original ongoing.

        The lady Yakuza boss and her mute assassin daughter are both OC but both felt very comicbook-ish, as did Frank's alcoholic thespian informant.

        The informant was like something Doug Moench would have written. If you've read a lot of his work it's exactly like his style of eccentric supporting characters.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >her mute assassin daughter
      Who was an adopted white girl for some reason

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always loved the intro of this in that it's filmed like a slasher movie but it's a vigilante going after mafia goons rather than a psycho murdering teenagers.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dolph is based, did so many roids back in the 80s that he got cancer and then married a woman who's the same age as his daughter and looks near-exactly like her

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bernthal is the best Punisher.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all. If you want to argue that his performance was the best, then whatever, but that entire show was The Punisher in name only. ALL of the other 3 actors portrayed more accurate versions of the character.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Netflix Punisher show was pretty much a longer, more boring version of Punisher War Zone.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And also has the Frank's family got killed being betrayed by a close friend thing that was in the 2004 Punisher director cut

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    crashing through the skylight of an an illegal casino with an M60 with a 37mm launcher underneath is a very Punisher move

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, Dolph was good as Frank, better than he gets credit for.
    The “Work in progress” scene was pure, unbridled Frank. I don’t get why they didn’t use the skull though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was the 90s, comic book movies were still seen as kinda kiddy and campy
      and not helped at all by batman forever and batman & robin being extremely campy

      so anyone who wanted to be taken seriously needed to distance themselves as far away as possible from those just to get a chance
      and even though the punisher is already one of the most grounded comic characters, the use of a logo at all was probably seen as a step too far already

      the attitude kinda persisted all the way up to the 2000s, when cyclops felt the need to mock the use of brightly colored yellow spandex
      spider-man was pretty much the exception

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it was the 90s

        Dolph's was like 1989.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick do you call 125 murders in five years?
    >Work in progress.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most entertaining ones

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    punisher living in the sewers doing acupuncture to himself was like a fever dream

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that part was fricking weird.

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