>her face is cute >she has decent genetics >she gets nude a lot
I GUARANTEE YOU she will be the next /ourgirl/ after Cinemaphile gets tired of Emma Stone.
Is Ethan Hawke /ourchad/? >Working actor and always gives his best no matter the project, but generally has a good picker >No celebrity gossip bullshit about him >Fricked and impregnated Uma Thurman
Ethan was ALWAYS a good looking brocel. He legit looked like a 9/10 male model in Gattaca
Unironically mogs his wife Uma who seems like a barely 6/10 girl
best she's ever looked
I have a suspicion since steve is in fact /ourchad/ that the actor fell in love with her in that scene and now he's tragically in love with his co-star
a bit like jenna with john
i was going to ask if he was a hapa but it seems like parents are CEO's and a lawyer and neither of them are asian. i notice rich lawyer kids have weird faces.
Do my fellow chrissybros have more? She's a Sylvia Plath and Mazzy Star fan definitely /ourgirl/
any Cinemaphile gays here? how the hell did she get the effect, can't be polaroid, bit too bright and not murky enough
i might just post this on Cinemaphile
>Bush says stupid shit >everyone makes fun of him, everyone shits on him >look up Biden frickups >he's not just saying stupid shit his brain is literally shutting down because he is clearly senile >yep this is a fine president
Well I don't think Biden will physically make it to a second term. It's almost like everyone knows he's senile and they're trying to be polite as to not upset him. But he's in charge of the US. Great.
Maybe Americans are just prudes but I found it odd that she was topless around her brother and mother so casually.
Also, what the frick was the point of her character in Once Upon a Time? The real chick she was based on didn’t flee with the car, and they were already going inside so it’s not like Tarantino needed the car to be gone
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10516433/Maya-Hawke-packs-PDA-new-boyfriend-Spencer-Barnett-NYC-Valentines-Day.html >Spencer is the son of Shaklee Corporation CEO Roger Barnett and former Manhattan district attorney Sloan Barnett
He's attractive AND has rich parents!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!? IT'S NOT FRICKING FAIR!?
>WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
It's a mathematical eventuality
It's almost like being attractive is a genetic gamble and having rich parents is also a gamble >Ugly and poor >Handsome and poor >Ugly and rich parents >Handsome and rich parents >The Global Wealth Report says that the total number of millionaires in the US is 20.27 million
%50-%50 for the ugly, and then it's a %6 chance of being born rich.
Out of 334 million people in the us, there's 10 million that are rich, AND handsome.
10 million people.
Out of those, 5 million women.
There's, RIGHT NOW, 5 million women that are rich and beautiful.
Genuine lesbians? More on the ugly-ish, chubby side where you almost suspect their lesbianism is due to their general unfrickability for men. Lesbians on the hotter side tend to be more of the bisexual variety in my experience. I've never met one that didn't at some point go for dick and I used to live in a neighborhood that was homosexual central.
Really makes one pissed that proper scientific research into homosexuality/bisexuality/etc is basically verboten because you can't do it without unwittingly pissing off at least one of the LGBTWTFBBQ brigade.
The hilarious truth is many femcels do turn to lesbianism. Like that blonde fat monstrosity from the “I’m 19 too” meme who complained about not getting hot guys, then not long after dyed her hair and “came out”
>>Genuine lesbians? More on the ugly-ish, chubby side where you almost suspect their lesbianism is due to their general unfrickability for men.
Dude I'd marry a "lesbian" like that right now. Got one for me?
i have a feeling she's going to join the California crew. They put way too much emphasis on a random ass side character for her and dude weed to not have story significance.
robin was turned into a bumbling assburger this season. on a side note, i sucked ona girls breasts once and the taste was awful. i cant even properly describe it, but the taste wouldnt go away even when i rinsed my mouth. i imagine it was sweat from wearing the bra
She really got the best of both her parents. I've never seen such a perfect 50/50 blend of a child in my life.
She looks like Uma and Ethan equally. It's pretty impressive ngl
She was the hottest, more charming and likable than most of the cast, with more development, all in a single fricking episode. Did we need to spend so much time on the basketball American or Will or the ruskis?
she wasn't in season 3 but for some reason she is now
brilliant duffer brothers character switching once more
after hopper goes from hard boiled big city cop that finds something to live for in s1 to overbearing socially blind deaf and mute father in s2 to teenage schoolboy giggly comic relief character in s3 (along with joyce)
they can't create conflict/tension in a serious manner so mostly they create it through le wacky character quirks that come out of nowhere from one season to another
reminder that best stranger things waifu (not counting the actresses because that is boring i am solely counting the fictional women of the stranger things universe) is objectively season 1 eleven
She isn't really a lesbo. She is gonna end up falling for the nerdy metalhead guy.
They made her fall in his lap when the earth shook and they cuddled for a minute.
If anything, ketamine would have made Chrissy even worse. Imagine seeing the world around you distorted and with mo sense of distance while Vecna is walking towards you.
Worse still if she ends up in a k-Hole and can't move at all.
>Nepotism? More like nepoJIZZM because I'd love to spray a giant load of several thick ropes all over her titteroonis and face. >Lol so you're talking about nepotism here huh? More like nepoTITm because her jugs are huge and I would love to suck on her nipples if you catch my drift... >If you ever find yourself in texas you can frick my wife while i cook ypu a steak
I literally was Eddie in Highschool and the preceding years. Besides living in a shitty apartment instead of a trailor park almost every detail of Eddie was me including having the exact same face and eyes. I'm bald now though so I can't return to Eddie.
If they do a 5th season Eddie and Steve should move in together. Also season 4 plays in 1986 (?), so they can keep his look for years now. Change the ACDC shirt to a Slayer and you even get a new satanic panic plot for free.
why did her personality change so much from S3? She went from devil-may-care le epic badass to goofy uncoordinated talks-all-the-time weirdo band geek.
are duffer brothers just moronic?
Its called character development. She didn't have and friends and had to lie about being a lesbian to everyone so she acted like a b***h.
Steve helped her come out of her shell.
This show has too many fricking characters now. That scene in the psych ward was cringe. When are they gonna kill a main cast member already? I vote they get rid of Mike, Will, the black kid, Sadie, Jonathan, or Robin since they’re all useless.
Maya looks so smug here.
your skeleton b***h needs to put on some weight
Now I get it why WEG is so ugly.
>her face is cute
>she has decent genetics
>she gets nude a lot
I GUARANTEE YOU she will be the next /ourgirl/ after Cinemaphile gets tired of Emma Stone.
I like how she's a perfect 50/50 mix of her parents
and oddly enough it's ethan hawkes features that are most beautiful
based rocco
I noticed in this season especially that she delivers her lines in a very "Uma Thurman" way, can't explain it.
Is Ethan Hawke /ourchad/?
>Working actor and always gives his best no matter the project, but generally has a good picker
>No celebrity gossip bullshit about him
>Fricked and impregnated Uma Thurman
She should get on the same diet as Natalia
I don't know if I would say all that but I am looking forward to his new horror flick
she has her dad's face, but shes got her mom's eyes
Ethan was ALWAYS a good looking brocel. He legit looked like a 9/10 male model in Gattaca
Unironically mogs his wife Uma who seems like a barely 6/10 girl
Stone only got nude once though, Maya's giving it away for free on beaches.
>Emma Stone
Is it 2020?
She's hot, but I have to inform you guys that her breasts aren't as nice as they look here.
How do you know that
shes ugly in an hot way
Absolutely mogging stickfu. Robin best girl.
would prefer the girl on the right sucking my wiener
both good but I prefer Natalia, especially with the messy 80s hair
right is cuter, honestly
Skele mogs her hard here. Looks like Maya is already WALLED.
I want to see them scissor!
Actually no
best she's ever looked
I have a suspicion since steve is in fact /ourchad/ that the actor fell in love with her in that scene and now he's tragically in love with his co-star
a bit like jenna with john
yep she looked absolutely fantastic in that episode
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She has a cute face but she's way too skinny, looks extremely unhealthy.
just how I like em
She was so fricking hot that episode
Which episode?
she's gotten skinnier every season. she was only cute the first 2 seasons
>she's gotten skinnier every season
just how I like them
AHHHHHHHHH
That's not sadie
This, I claim sadie as my waifu.
That's not Chrissy
rico
Kino hair
Isn't she a lesbo? What a waste...
She's only a lesbo in the show, she's straight irl.
Although her boyfriend does look like a lesbian vampire.
i was going to ask if he was a hapa but it seems like parents are CEO's and a lawyer and neither of them are asian. i notice rich lawyer kids have weird faces.
any Cinemaphile gays here? how the hell did she get the effect, can't be polaroid, bit too bright and not murky enough
i might just post this on Cinemaphile
see how her hips do this
||
/
Mine do that but I'm a dude. Why?
Too much oestrogen when growing up, maybe hip problems later in life
Sad4u
Weak chin and jaw
I'm so fricking lonely and that is why I hate women
checked
Bros...
LMAO
She always reminds me of my ex gf
sounds like you fricked up anon
this is the real best girl. i think she looks better without makeup though
~~*They*~~ really went all in dressing that child as a prostitute.
>child
she's fricking 20 you clown
agreed
Imagine yanking that thing that barely functions as a top and fricking her as it flops under her breasts
based
Did she ever get nude
She got BLACKED
Redheads creep me out
>sex arms
what a fricking bawd!
imagine licking those eyebrows...
nnngggghhhhh
she monke
She's a Biden cuck btw
how old is she? she doesn't even look 18. kids are moronic she'll probably grow out of it.
Women don't grow up, and they NEVER should make important decisions. modern men not understanding this is what leads to reckless loose prostitutes.
She's 20 right now so probably 17 at the youngest you goofy ass simp
I wouldn't say I was simping. Those breasts look prepubescent.
>Those breasts look prepubescent.
How would you know
>Bush says stupid shit
>everyone makes fun of him, everyone shits on him
>look up Biden frickups
>he's not just saying stupid shit his brain is literally shutting down because he is clearly senile
>yep this is a fine president
I don't understand americans.
Slave morality, unironically
Did you forget the part where despite everyone shitting on Bush, he still got elected for a second term?
Well I don't think Biden will physically make it to a second term. It's almost like everyone knows he's senile and they're trying to be polite as to not upset him. But he's in charge of the US. Great.
Phone says Biden good
This isnt winona ryders hollywood clone
damn she should get that checked out I don't think that kind of nipple is normal
Absolutely kino tummy
based, tummychads will inherit the world
Get killed
Why isn’t he indian?
A reasonable response, anon:
https://streamable.com/wei6ib
https://streamable.com/qp6b2q
https://streamable.com/ljfcpb
honestly I would rather take these threads over the chink and troon spammers
looks like a pretty based guy to me
anyone like this is a closeted gay
like in the pic or like the pic ?
no one even mentioned porn you braindead israelite
Maybe Americans are just prudes but I found it odd that she was topless around her brother and mother so casually.
Also, what the frick was the point of her character in Once Upon a Time? The real chick she was based on didn’t flee with the car, and they were already going inside so it’s not like Tarantino needed the car to be gone
The movie clearly doesn't stick to history. Tarantino just wanted one of the people to have a change of heart
wtf i thought they were big
She's doesn't look very Aryan to me.
who's fricking her?
me
show proof, sfw is ok too
>>just be yourself bro
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10516433/Maya-Hawke-packs-PDA-new-boyfriend-Spencer-Barnett-NYC-Valentines-Day.html
>Spencer is the son of Shaklee Corporation CEO Roger Barnett and former Manhattan district attorney Sloan Barnett
He's attractive AND has rich parents!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!? IT'S NOT FRICKING FAIR!?
You should have invested in your future instead of investing in ero figma.
He’s rich and looks like a more feminine Ezra…
>WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
It's a mathematical eventuality
It's almost like being attractive is a genetic gamble and having rich parents is also a gamble
>Ugly and poor
>Handsome and poor
>Ugly and rich parents
>Handsome and rich parents
>The Global Wealth Report says that the total number of millionaires in the US is 20.27 million
%50-%50 for the ugly, and then it's a %6 chance of being born rich.
Out of 334 million people in the us, there's 10 million that are rich, AND handsome.
10 million people.
Out of those, 5 million women.
There's, RIGHT NOW, 5 million women that are rich and beautiful.
Who is this cutie?
Chrissy
I love nepotism now
Liev Schreiber's son.
How can breasts so small still be so perfect? Based Chad Van Chad's chadnetics.
Flatish but round with more tit surface area to chest surface area is peak breast
They are the same age
Damn, she looks super good with long hair and this is coming from a short hair enjoyer
someone shop toast in her mouth
kek
Well if there's a k on live adaptation we've found Yui. Cast the rest tv
What does the average lesbian look like? Sorry but Maya hawke just doesn't give off lesbian vibes at all
Genuine lesbians? More on the ugly-ish, chubby side where you almost suspect their lesbianism is due to their general unfrickability for men. Lesbians on the hotter side tend to be more of the bisexual variety in my experience. I've never met one that didn't at some point go for dick and I used to live in a neighborhood that was homosexual central.
Really makes one pissed that proper scientific research into homosexuality/bisexuality/etc is basically verboten because you can't do it without unwittingly pissing off at least one of the LGBTWTFBBQ brigade.
The hilarious truth is many femcels do turn to lesbianism. Like that blonde fat monstrosity from the “I’m 19 too” meme who complained about not getting hot guys, then not long after dyed her hair and “came out”
>“I’m 19 too” meme
?
>>Genuine lesbians? More on the ugly-ish, chubby side where you almost suspect their lesbianism is due to their general unfrickability for men.
Dude I'd marry a "lesbian" like that right now. Got one for me?
>myah hawk
>my uh wiener
Can someone post the webm/gif of her breasts bouncing in the ice cream store outfit?
shes fukken nekkid innit
Kill Bill 3 when?
Kill Bill 3 would be about the black assassin's kid
for me? chrissy if course
Starship Troopers remake/reboot when?
Why would anyone spend their free time shilling for nepo babies ?
Mother is Uma Thurman. Looks like Ethan Hawke—sad!
Uma is weird af looking
Lucky she got Hawke chad genes
Who is the cutest and funniest stranger things girl though?
she's absolutely best girl
hope she's having a good life
this is the same girl right?
yea
Bros... I love white girls with flowers in their hair.
Fricking bootleg Uma Thurman. All the girls in Stanger Things are where's and will never be known for anything else.
prostitute
story?
She just learned she got the part after meeting with the producer. *wink wink*
Cute. Weird looking girls are kino and cute as hell.
the new shelly duvall
Is there a version with sound? She looks like she is at a radio station.
What an attention prostitute
B-bros, we've all seen beach photos
Do siblings really skinny dip together?
Wrong
Still think it's Millie
based 🙂
t. Drake
Not with her disgusting bimbo lips
She hated kissing the black. Why lie?
if she hated kissing someone then they wouldn’t have a relationship in this season dumbass.
Non sequitur fallacy
talks too much
dont care post more nancy
Sorry Robin, but no.
OH FRICK! I havent seen the new show yet, who is this goddess????
Suzie's sister.
DUDE WEED
looks like my ex
you fricked up
my type of girl
where is her chin?
snogging my nuts
Ally Sheedy?
The character is literally modeled after ally sheedy
Wish the Breakfast Club was better and reached the kino heights if Ferris Buller and Fast Times. But it's just weirdly cynical and cheap feeling.
I was about 16 when the breakfast club club came out. Ally Sheedy made me itchy and horny all at once. I still wanna take a bath with her.
I never realized how erotic a bath could be
Childhood was liking goths
Adolescent was liking Latinas
Adulthood is liking blondes
this but the exact opposite.
Either way redheads are endgame
My gawd. Is that Chrissy?
Honestly might be in the top ten most aesthetic women to ever live
Makes sense when her father is an Aryan Gigachad.
He's Dutch right?
No, just a run of the mill white argentinian =)
looks mexican
There a picture of her that looks like a failed clone of jcon. Google it
I'd like to pass my dutchie on her left hand side if you know what I mean
>give the dude weed side character a love at first sight interest because...?
Why not dude, lmao
i have a feeling she's going to join the California crew. They put way too much emphasis on a random ass side character for her and dude weed to not have story significance.
with longer hair she'd look better but she's basically perfect
I only learned yesterday that she's Uma Thurman's daughter. I can see it now
Well I can think of 2 reasons you may be right
Lesbian sex scene when? Or a threesome with Steve and Nancy?
Never
Wow those are huge knockers
robin was turned into a bumbling assburger this season. on a side note, i sucked ona girls breasts once and the taste was awful. i cant even properly describe it, but the taste wouldnt go away even when i rinsed my mouth. i imagine it was sweat from wearing the bra
based
Boobs ahoy!
>>post blowjob face
bros we'll never have that
she could play Sharon Tate
She really got the best of both her parents. I've never seen such a perfect 50/50 blend of a child in my life.
She looks like Uma and Ethan equally. It's pretty impressive ngl
She left so fricking soon
She left at the right time, what would they even do with her character?
Frick the SHIT out of Eddie
She was the hottest, more charming and likable than most of the cast, with more development, all in a single fricking episode. Did we need to spend so much time on the basketball American or Will or the ruskis?
This. She's the only legit good looking female in this show.
>teasing lesbian storylines constantly
>still no girl-girl kissing
COME ON DUFFER BROTHERS YOU'RE GIVING ME BLUE BALLS
I still miss her bros
I member
Even her voice was annoying...
Bump
Tell me they kill her off? She just looks so uninterested to be there and it takes you out of already rebbit show.
she is going to have neck & back issues when she gets older
Yes, she should get them chopped off right now.
What the frick are you talking about?
They're just pushed up C cups, her breasts really aren't that big.
Its called a push up bra moron those boobs are mid sized
Maya got great booba but I still prefer stick waifu. Both are good choices though
Bump
For frick's sake she would be great with a little architecting, just eat a bit more. She is not dangerously thin but god damn what a waste.
Is her character autistic?
Unironically yes
Yes
she wasn't in season 3 but for some reason she is now
brilliant duffer brothers character switching once more
after hopper goes from hard boiled big city cop that finds something to live for in s1 to overbearing socially blind deaf and mute father in s2 to teenage schoolboy giggly comic relief character in s3 (along with joyce)
they can't create conflict/tension in a serious manner so mostly they create it through le wacky character quirks that come out of nowhere from one season to another
It goes Nancy the her but thank you nonetheless
this chick looks like this girl maya i went to school with i’m pretty sure her parents where actors haven’t seen her in a long time tho
Vecna best girl.
She has shaved legs, pits, and waxed arms now, so no.
And she's not Sadie either.
Suzie's sister is who?
Eden
Her voice is very attractive as well
oh look another "actor" who is in the business because her parents kicked in some doors
Any pics of Audrey Holcomb (Eden)'s hairy arms?
her mom was way hotter than her at her age
she makes my stranger thing tingle if you know what I mean
I'd put a stranger in her thing if you know what I mean.
Do my fellow chrissybros have more? She's a Sylvia Plath and Mazzy Star fan definitely /ourgirl/
who is that and what is that picture from?
she looks 15 and we can see her breasts
Chrissy and she's 26 now
reminder that best stranger things waifu (not counting the actresses because that is boring i am solely counting the fictional women of the stranger things universe) is objectively season 1 eleven
She isn't really a lesbo. She is gonna end up falling for the nerdy metalhead guy.
They made her fall in his lap when the earth shook and they cuddled for a minute.
i only know this girl from the nepotitm thread two years ago
god i wish i saved that thread
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/154027548/#154027595
I want to create a screencap but idk how
If anything, ketamine would have made Chrissy even worse. Imagine seeing the world around you distorted and with mo sense of distance while Vecna is walking towards you.
Worse still if she ends up in a k-Hole and can't move at all.
>Nepotism? More like nepoJIZZM because I'd love to spray a giant load of several thick ropes all over her titteroonis and face.
>Lol so you're talking about nepotism here huh? More like nepoTITm because her jugs are huge and I would love to suck on her nipples if you catch my drift...
>If you ever find yourself in texas you can frick my wife while i cook ypu a steak
to skinny
BIG
FREAKY
wiener
Who here's going Eddiemode
I literally was Eddie in Highschool and the preceding years. Besides living in a shitty apartment instead of a trailor park almost every detail of Eddie was me including having the exact same face and eyes. I'm bald now though so I can't return to Eddie.
F for the hair. I wasn't too far off myself
he is cute
If they do a 5th season Eddie and Steve should move in together. Also season 4 plays in 1986 (?), so they can keep his look for years now. Change the ACDC shirt to a Slayer and you even get a new satanic panic plot for free.
After Nancy died this season Eddie Steven and Robin can move in together and going hunting for chicks together.
I'd watch a show like that. I bet having a non-woke lesbo friend would be fun
A bi punk girl Eddie knows for Robin.
He's got that 80's rockstar face which works really well with long hair.
Could definitely replace Steve Souza as frontman of Exodus.
Zoomer women were built for BIG EIGHTIES HAIRSTYLE
I can't wait until zoomers find out Kate Bush is a TERF
why did her personality change so much from S3? She went from devil-may-care le epic badass to goofy uncoordinated talks-all-the-time weirdo band geek.
are duffer brothers just moronic?
No, she was fronting. These alt edgy chicks are usually just nervous spergs at the end of the day.
everyone gets flanderized after the season they get introduced
Its called character development. She didn't have and friends and had to lie about being a lesbian to everyone so she acted like a b***h.
Steve helped her come out of her shell.
>Stranger Things
more like Danger breasts
Dangler
This show has too many fricking characters now. That scene in the psych ward was cringe. When are they gonna kill a main cast member already? I vote they get rid of Mike, Will, the black kid, Sadie, Jonathan, or Robin since they’re all useless.
Angela is the best and it's not even a debate
just imagine..
Undoubtably, why do they work so hard to make her look ugly though!
I miss him