What is Star Wars about? Beyond the battle between good and evil and lazer swords and all that bullshit, what is it really about? I'l tell you what it's about, it's about a democracy trying to keep a young man from going gay.
So it's like, it's like, the Chancelor is telling Anakin "come to the dark side, come with us, come to the gay side" because Anakin is conflicted, he wants Padme. So Padme is like "I got keep this guy on the straight side, I gotta make him a jedi" so what does she do? What does Padme do? She disguises. She covers her face, she puts on makeup to look more like an android prostitute from Anchorhead, where, by the way, Luke often visited to "pick up power converters", than a real woman, to trick Anakin. And that's the only time she manages to get him to bed. But then, THEN, Anakin decides to join the Sith, to join the gays, because he cannot hold back any longer. And then the Chancelor has his army of clones and sends Anakin to cut the younglings and the Republic is getting fricked and the jedis are taking the hits, the gays are winning the incels and what does Sheev tell Anakin at the end? What does he tell him? That's right "the dark side is a pathway to abilities some consider UN-NATURAL!"
Palpatine actually arranged for Anakin to be assigned to protect Padme so that he could break his commitment to the Jedi and take a step toward the dark side
>Should have been Wookies
The ground battle itself is the problem. It's unnecessary, or should have been done very differently. The three-way action cutting in the third part of the film is too much.
I this sentiment has always seemed a little forced to me. And I think it's because of when one of them died. This is just a defense mechanism to keep from feeling.
You know OP, it's a kids movie franchise. Don't you have friends to hang out with rather than analyze shit that was literally made for 10 year olds to be amazed by. Fricking losers.
no, the entire jabba's palace segment earlier in the movie was fricking moronic and incoherent. rotj just sucks dick in general and the ewoks are actually one of the less bad things about it.
>Luke as a confident jedi master with a cloak was kino >Jabba was a great character >ending was the best and most rewarding end to any trilogy of movies >Leia, Han and Lando have all become respectable members of the rebellion >speeder bike scene on Endor >Wedge fricked shit up and that entire space battle >Emperor was menacing as shit, "oh I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive" >ITS A TRAP
thats wicket not a shark
Jumping a midge doesn't sound as impressive though.
It's just continuing the midget theme began with the Jawas.
Star Wars is about midgets.
What is Star Wars about? Beyond the battle between good and evil and lazer swords and all that bullshit, what is it really about? I'l tell you what it's about, it's about a democracy trying to keep a young man from going gay.
So it's like, it's like, the Chancelor is telling Anakin "come to the dark side, come with us, come to the gay side" because Anakin is conflicted, he wants Padme. So Padme is like "I got keep this guy on the straight side, I gotta make him a jedi" so what does she do? What does Padme do? She disguises. She covers her face, she puts on makeup to look more like an android prostitute from Anchorhead, where, by the way, Luke often visited to "pick up power converters", than a real woman, to trick Anakin. And that's the only time she manages to get him to bed. But then, THEN, Anakin decides to join the Sith, to join the gays, because he cannot hold back any longer. And then the Chancelor has his army of clones and sends Anakin to cut the younglings and the Republic is getting fricked and the jedis are taking the hits, the gays are winning the incels and what does Sheev tell Anakin at the end? What does he tell him? That's right "the dark side is a pathway to abilities some consider UN-NATURAL!"
>high fives
Palpatine actually arranged for Anakin to be assigned to protect Padme so that he could break his commitment to the Jedi and take a step toward the dark side
*yawns*
Should have been Wookies
>Should have been Wookies
The ground battle itself is the problem. It's unnecessary, or should have been done very differently. The three-way action cutting in the third part of the film is too much.
Da Woo!
I this sentiment has always seemed a little forced to me. And I think it's because of when one of them died. This is just a defense mechanism to keep from feeling.
Ewoks were based
Ewoks were kino
Ewoks were based
Ewoks were kino
Ewoks were based
Ewoks were kino
Ewoks were based
Ewoks were kino
Correct
The problem was they didn't go far enough, showing Ewok's mastery of the moon they inhabited.
Based. Star Wars went to shit with Clone Wars 3D.
Wicket was unironically my favourite Star Wars character when I was a kid.
Why do you think that?
Same, he's the only figure I still own
You know OP, it's a kids movie franchise. Don't you have friends to hang out with rather than analyze shit that was literally made for 10 year olds to be amazed by. Fricking losers.
Read the books if you're too much of a big boy for Ewoks. Fricking homosexual.
>t. Dulok level pleb lurdo
Lanky furry good
Midge furry bad
C3-po was always worse. Yoda was pretty bad in his intro. Luke reacting to Yoda in the intro was horrible. Worst acting of the movies.
Any particular lines from Luke?
>Ju got di money?
>Is that a...little monkey fella?! Star Wars is RUINED!
>a bunch of primitive jungle natives defeating the most powerful military ever seen?
>pffffft so unrealistic!
Who are you quoting, moron?
thats nva anon. hardly primitive jungle native
no, the entire jabba's palace segment earlier in the movie was fricking moronic and incoherent. rotj just sucks dick in general and the ewoks are actually one of the less bad things about it.
Yub Yub motherfricker
Jumped the sarlac you mean.
ROTS is still the best movie
You mean the exact moment that it became kino from the shit fest it was before.
frick that
>Luke as a confident jedi master with a cloak was kino
>Jabba was a great character
>ending was the best and most rewarding end to any trilogy of movies
>Leia, Han and Lando have all become respectable members of the rebellion
>speeder bike scene on Endor
>Wedge fricked shit up and that entire space battle
>Emperor was menacing as shit, "oh I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"
>ITS A TRAP
RotJ was great