this is the interior of an AT-ST from a 1998 book

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it’s even got toe flaps.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't know why you'd deploy soldiers via a AT-AT when you could deploy them via hover craft but whatever

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Everything that uses a repulsor engine in Star Wars can be blocked by shields.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >why do we have APCs when helicopters exist

            APC’s aren't five stories tall and require your little chud soldiers to repel down them

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              For now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >why do we have APCs when helicopters exist

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I know, the 90s were rad like that.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these books were the fricking bomb. homosexual disney products will never compare

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars military tech is so gay. A major WWII military would have no problem beating the Empire or the Rebels. There are WWI biplanes with a faster top speed than Tie Fighters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let's see a Sopwith Camel fly outside an atmosphere

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > …Let’s see Grand Moff Allen’s card.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Blows up earth from orbit
      Heh, nothing personal kids

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Death Star is the only thing that can do that.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where do they shit?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the Lego UCS AT-AT was true to scale, you can't fit that many stormtroopers in there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't the UCS nearly crumble under its own weight to begin with? You just can't make something that big out of lego.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish the Lego UCS AT-AT was true to scale, you can't fit that many stormtroopers in there
      its completely in scale and has 40 interior troop seats which is how many seats the cross-section books states (top middle of ops image)
      the reason it doesn't necessarily look like its in scale is because the lego models legs are too wide/thick and stick out further than the hull

      Doesn't the UCS nearly crumble under its own weight to begin with? You just can't make something that big out of lego.

      no but you can't bend the legs much or its too unstable

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do they eat?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >top speed of Star Wars spaceships is 2c
    >top speed of Star Wars aircraft is 200 miles per hour
    >top speed of Star Wars combat vehicles is 8 miles per hour
    The USS Enterprise NCC-1701 could kill every military vehicle in the entire Star Wars galaxy by itself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >top speed of Star Wars spaceships is 2c
      What benefit do you derive from acting moronic other than a couple of pity (You)s?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the Starfleet consists of like 80 ships the star wars has tens of billions

      a single sector in star wars could ram into the entire Starfleet and Starfleet could do nothing about it

      phasers have cooldowns and torpedo's are limited

      if all of Starfleet popped into the star wars universe they could not re-arm ect and would die from attrition

      a single star destroyer could overwhelm any starfleetship with fighters alone

      if starwars popped into startreck with just ets say the empire (billions of ships) they would own a massive portion of space and be the largest military force in the universe

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all that space
    >all those soldiers
    >only four guns
    >all in one spot

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where's all the diversity?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It seems laughable that they need to rappel down in order to deploy the troops. How do they quickly remount?

    This was a great book and had loads of cool little drawings and details. The reissues by Disney are identical drawings with loads of interesting small things removed and replaced with dogshit blurred stills from the nu movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's an all around moronic design.
      Anything walking is a waste of time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        steep hills block your path

        small trenches stop entire armoured columns while bridges are deployed

        lmao mines become completely ineffective ect ad nauseum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what shitty books are you reading, even the disney movies got detailed drawings of their vehicles

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I actually think the Supremacy makes a fair amount of sense IF the writers and world-builders know what they're going for. It's more of a combined capital city and shipyard that is mobile.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, giant super structures where always a thing. I think the Wheel is about the same size as the Supremacy, maybe a little smaller

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I actually think the Supremacy makes a fair amount of sense IF the writers and world-builders know what they're going for. It's more of a combined capital city and shipyard that is mobile.

        Yeah, giant super structures where always a thing. I think the Wheel is about the same size as the Supremacy, maybe a little smaller

        Damn shame how she gets split.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's even the point of making a craft that large? The Star Destroyer being dwarfed just ruins what a SD was supposed to be.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >What's even the point of making a craft that large?

          "OT thing but BIGGER" is easier for creatively bankrupt Disney reptillians to come up with for their shitty movies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >What's even the point of making a craft that large?

          "OT thing but BIGGER" is easier for creatively bankrupt Disney reptillians to come up with for their shitty movies.

          >What if we had a SUPER Star Destroyer
          >What if we had a SECOND Death Star

          you act like one-upping itself in scale and recycling familiar imagery hasn't been Star Wars' game from almost the beginning. But wait you watched those movies as a toddler so it was SOVL

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            big destroyer look cool doe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >What's even the point of making a craft that large?

          "OT thing but BIGGER" is easier for creatively bankrupt Disney reptillians to come up with for their shitty movies.

          [...]
          >What if we had a SUPER Star Destroyer
          >What if we had a SECOND Death Star

          you act like one-upping itself in scale and recycling familiar imagery hasn't been Star Wars' game from almost the beginning. But wait you watched those movies as a toddler so it was SOVL

          big destroyer look cool doe

          Scale is a important part of science fiction.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no it isn't you moronic Black person

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >digital illustration

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I took a look at the TFA one when it came out and the drawings look like ass. Ugly smeary digital look which doesn't compare to the old books at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How do they quickly remount?
      They are expected to complete the mission or die. There is no remounting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why would they need to remount?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eu canon suggests they used to kneel down which let everybody mount/dismount relatively easily but left the walker immobile and vulnerable
      but troops could also rappel in combat to save time
      think of it like a transport helicopter - it can land or guys can rappel
      wildly impractical compared to even something like a space huey but walkers are cool

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How do they quickly remount?
      How do paratroopers get back in the airplane?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pants on head moronic design

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where do they pee and poop?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post more cutaways from anything. It's my fetish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should get that book. It costs peanuts in second hand.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That is an AT-AT not an AT-ST

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love the arc 170 so much bros. Its my favorite star wars ship in the entire franchise. Its criminal that it gets so little screentime considering its the predecessor to the X-wing

      stuff like this pleased my autistic ass when I was a kid
      still does

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't see shit, Mark.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pilot & gunner
      that sounds awkward as frick

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love the arc 170 so much bros. Its my favorite star wars ship in the entire franchise. Its criminal that it gets so little screentime considering its the predecessor to the X-wing

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >AT-ST
    Get on my fricking level. I was a Star Wars fan back before it was cool.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if you can frick AT-AT in the ass

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did Star Wars manage to cram so many iconic designs into 1 movie? A sci-fi movie is lucky if even 1 ship design is memorable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them were'nt instant classics, it's just Lucasfilm spent the next four decades cramming them into merchandise and EU material..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i had either this book or a similar book and i loved it
        i don't know if this kind of kino worldbuilding will ever be recaptured i just can't see kids flicking through a book about the detail of vehicles in nu star wars or even dunc or anything and in no small part because the culture has just completely changed
        my toy atat was sick

        lots of series try to force it but star wars really does have iconic designs
        >tie fighters with their noise
        >storm troopers
        >at-ats
        >at-sts
        >even r2d2
        there is just so much character and personality in every single design like

        at-sts really have a face and, just like storm troopers, they look menacing and sinister
        walkers are impractical but star wars doesn't care because it's about being cool and distinct not tedious realism which manchild spergs ie the contemporary market don't realise even while they're still obsessed with old designs from their childhood

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > i just can't see kids flicking through a book about the detail of vehicles in nu star wars or even dunc
          They watch youtube videos breaking down details like that. Ask an alt looking teenager about five nights at freddys and you'll see that nerds still obsess over their favorite media.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            true but it's still very different
            the modern equivalent would be these books being about dunc helicopter things, harvesters, and houses not creepypasta and fnaf
            it's obviously a subjective values question but i really would compare slenderman and shit like that unfavourably to the world building in star wars, lotr, or even dunc
            the difference between videos and games and books and toys explains it to some extent, although not entirely, because a video or a game is a rollercoaster whereas a non-story book is more like food for imagination and toys are instruments of creativity and play - they don't play with themselves and show you battles or dramatic moments without your input

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Most of them were'nt instant classics
        Name any that weren't instant classics. Then compare their counts to those that were. You're just plain wrong.
        X-wing
        Tie Figher
        Aluminium Falcon
        Death Star
        Y-wing bomber
        land speeder
        star destroyer
        jawa crawler
        all the robots
        lightsaber
        laser pistols
        And that's just the first movie.
        The only thing that maybe wasn't instantly iconic was Chewbacca's slingshot.
        fys

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Chewbacca's bowcaster anon, it is a bowcaster.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the y wing is not remembered by most people

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Drooling moron

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you're autistic
              the average person who saw star wars remembers
              >darth vader
              >light sabers
              >the cast
              >the droids
              >storm troopers
              >the falcon, x wings, and tie fighters
              and even x wings is a stretch
              they don't remember y wings which were in the background and piloted by literal nobodies and they don't remember luke's car unless you prompt them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That star wars homosexual rekt you. Just accept it with grace

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're autistic
            the average person who saw star wars remembers
            >darth vader
            >light sabers
            >the cast
            >the droids
            >storm troopers
            >the falcon, x wings, and tie fighters
            and even x wings is a stretch
            they don't remember y wings which were in the background and piloted by literal nobodies and they don't remember luke's car unless you prompt them

            The Y-wing was certainly an instant classic. Even if it wasn't, we have Y-wings + Chewbacca's crossbow vs literally everything else, not to mention Dark Helmet that anon added to the list that I forgot, also Leia's bunz, old kenobi, stormtroopers. Come to think, I'm trying to come up with anything that was NOT and instant classic, at least in the first movie.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that's because you're a fan
              go ask your mother to name stuff from star wars or any random person on the street and see how far down the line y wings are
              if the films hadn't blown up into this then even fewer people would remember them
              lucas absolutey is amazing at creating iconic and still consistent worlds which feel genuine despire being so fantastical but to pretend that the average person who saw star wars in 1977 remembered y wings, gonk droids, the emperor's transport, and han's blaster is just delusional
              these elements add to the whole because without them the world would feel much more empty and they are all remembered fondly now but you can't disentangle that from how much has built upon it for example i wouldn't really even recognise han's blaster or even the troopers' were it not for extensively playing jedi academy because it was just there as part of the world seamlessly blended with the rest

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are a total homosexual. Why are you effort posting a non argument?
                >yeah sure george lucas makes iconic imagery, but it's not iconic because I like to argue
                You absoultely act this way in real life and people know you are a loser. And no, I'm not the sw nerd you're arguing with. I hate star wars yet I can immediately recognize everything he mentioned without seeing images. If you walked down the street showing people a picture of a x wing you would be hard pressed to find anyone who doesn't know it's from star wars.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it cannot be classic unless people who don't like sw approve
                What a dumb yardstick.

                >still clinging to y-wings
                You've yet to offer even one not-a-classic. I even gave you the crossbow.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      god it's incredible how much better Star Wars looked when every special effect existed in real, tangible space

      the prequels were a mistake

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not just Star Wars, every movie and TV show. Despite all our fancy computer technology we still haven't topped the simple act of making a model and filming it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking love to see a real model explode on an old TV show or movie, like when the Enterprise-D blew up in that one episode or all the fighters in Star Wars. Somehow it's just more satisfying than the biggest most elaborate CGI explosion.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just wait until the AI becomes more advanced soon we will be able to generate the most detailed intense modelling and images of better quality than what hand animation does and with infinite fractal detail not limited by a camera.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How did Star Wars manage to cram so many iconic designs into 1 movie? A sci-fi movie is lucky if even 1 ship design is memorable.
      Lucas has 'the eye'. his 'eye' for world building is probably the most interesting thing about star wars that attracts so many people to it. he created a world that made sense within its own aesthetic which is something that makes or breaks a fictional mythos or not.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a few years later and jar jar is the key of it all.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love cross sections like yhu woullndn/t believe

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they should have a built in movie screen so that the troops can watch kino

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where do they poop?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      out the ass

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most moronic device in the history of the universe.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the interior of an AT-ST from a 1998 book
    >an AT-ST
    >AT-ST
    >-ST
    It's an AT-AT you dumb illiterate frick.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where’s the glory hole?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hnnnnnng
    These books were the best, I used to love the ones that featured historical ships and structures

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a y wing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A fighter/bomber made by Koensayr Manufacturing. Several variants exist. Typically armed with two proton torpedoes in two launchers, two forward mounted lasers, and two forward mounted ion cannons. Some variants had a rear gunner with two lasers mounted on a movable turret. Slow, not very maneuverable, and easy prey for Tie Interceptors but superior to Tie Fighters and Tie Bombers. Typically escorted by X-Wings or A-Wings. Generally considered obsolete after the introduction of the B-Wing.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had this book
    The TIE Fighter page folded out into the Death Star page.

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