This is the new James Bond.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    average Kibbutz citizen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not a Christ killer

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A GUY WITH ABS? OMG HE WAS BORN TO PLAY THE ROLE

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    doubt it, he isn't a black woman, that's what the new bond will look like.

  4. 2 months ago
    sage

    >tattoo

    and... dropped

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a tattoo celebrating his geriatric wife no less. They'll have to cover that up.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sam Taylor-Johnson
        >born 4 March 1967
        >Age 57
        >He's 33
        wtf?!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Roids and tren age you hard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also has a 14 year old daughter.
          And his step daughter is 6 years younger than him.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >had a kid at 19
            b***h literally stole his youth away, what she did to him should be criminal

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >his step daughter is 6 years younger than him
            I'd marry a GILF on the condition I get her 27 year old daughter too.
            Fairly reasonable request imho

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Idris Elba

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mr bond your passport appears to have an entry stamp for israel. I'm afraid you cannot enter this country and must return home forthwith.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the new James Bond.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is Steven up to these days?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Usual. Babestation, wanking, benefits.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was he just playing a character the whole time?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, he's a very good method actor though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least Timmy will remain a constant

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    israelite bond

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gymrat body. too big delts and traps

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats wrong with that?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you look even better!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post body

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr.Bond we need you to pour cement on some wells in Palestine, and burn their crops. This is a top top secret covert op.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    foreskin status?

    • 2 months ago
      sage

      My dick also lights up when a girl does that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Think the israelites must have broke my lamp, can't turn it on or off like that.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's his chemistry with Bond girls (or boys)?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The women need to be 40+

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the name's bald...james bald

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      will they shave him and give him a rug first?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's like norwood 2 at worst
      no one aside from Cinemaphile autists would think he's balding

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That hairline type definitely would normally but in Hollywood in 2024? No, they're all on fin even if it kills their lust for women.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite being bigger and stronger than older Bonds he will no doubt be portrayed as ever more effeminate as time goes on

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is she really funny or something?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jew

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would go gay for him, t b hyrxhs

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    POST IT

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not with that metrossexual calvin klein model body. Pic related is what james bond should look like

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