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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >space ak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's weird is they replaced the whole dust cover and rear sight block with some strange tubular thing. Seems like a lot of effort to go through to end up with a gun that still looks like an AK at first glance. To be fair though, it's in keeping with SW tradition to have "blasters" that are still clearly recognizable as real guns.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but the old guns at least removed the magazines-with this you can even see the damn bullets.
        Frick SW it's dead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like some kind of custom short mag with ribs on it rather than actually seeing the cartridges inside.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In any case, it looks like a piece of shit that reminds of an AK, not something I want to think of if I'm going to watch a mogaygin space fantasy.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So space MG42 is okay but space AK isn't?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would be okay if they used a short straight magazine with like a red light on the side.
      Why would the magazine have to be curved if it's just full of tibanna gas? Oh, wait that's because it's not a Star Wars magazine, it's a real-life magazine (or a replica of one) meant for bullets that stack in a curve.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stormtrooper blaster has a curved one. Ever looked at it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          things that aren't discernible in the movie are irrelevant. otherwise the whole story falls apart because there's no rooms behind the doors in that corridor set

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >things that I personally don't notice but are right there on the screen to be seen don't matter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Is not visible in the side silhouette
          >Rarely visible because it's on the left side of the gun
          >Barely curved looks more slanted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's a literal AK tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that actually loons like a space ship fricktard

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im so sick of star wars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone with any taste has been for a while

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >some weirdos in the woods
    pottery

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how every Disney planet is just desert or forest. Make something cool and different like Utapau or Bespin.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a prequel of a prequel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More of a sidequel.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone care to explain were the space Black folk got their space ak's? Including mags for bullets?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Space Soviets who dumbed their space AKs for spaceBlack folk brainwashed by space commies to commit a space revolution

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what a plot twist, space lenin and space hitler come out of hiding. it was them all along since ww2 and now they rule over the galaxy, hail the third empire

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the fricking Quake logo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A show about a literal who
      for whom is this show?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ANDOR
        "and or"
        >when your Disney Star Wars TV shows is literally a troony in joke about pronouns

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It makes sense why Star Wars gays like this shit, they are genuinely moronic

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why can't shit just be a fun adventure anymore?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like a Stargate clone if you remove all of the charm and charisma that made SG1 watchable.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is the lighting so shit in every one of these new shows? Boba, Kenobi and this look so incredibly bland (because of so many other things as well of course but the lighting looks like it's from a fanmade YT video)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're going for that cheap syfy show look.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're going for that cheap syfy show look.

      Unironically the entire idea behind the volume is you can have naturalistic lighting that matches the environment that you can't pull off with green screen without a lot of work and yet they make shitty lighting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally not cinema

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least it isnt on tatooine. I still wont watch it, havent watched anything since season 1 mando, and i couldnt even get through that.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick are all the cool aliens in these fricking shows

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too expensive, just get some hobos with guns in woods or sand and call it star wars.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thought it was a new walking dead episode

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They turned HK-47 into an AK-47

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >20 million sentient races in star wars lore
    >every show the cast is 100% human

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are superior and do almost everything important. The Empire did nothing wrong.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know, somebody used to want a "dark and gritty" star wars and this is the result. Guess you're happy now.

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