This is the one time Cartman really deserved to get the absolute shit beaten out of him. Too bad it was Wendy who did it.

This is the one time Cartman really deserved to get the absolute shit beaten out of him. Too bad it was Wendy who did it.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Too bad it was Wendy who did it.
    It was always bound to be Wendy. Kyle as well, but never as expected as Wendy. Kyle learned to roll with the punches from the deranged and brain damaged Cartman, but Wendy is no such person. Wendy takes action.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wendy is an Objectivist
      did not realize this until much later in life

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah he deserved to get his shit rocked plenty of times. But it has only happened a handful of times. Sadly yes this is the one time he got his ass beat justifiably and it was Wendy. PC principal went harder on him but for nonsense reasons that didn't make it very satisfying.
    Tolken has beaten his ass a few times but not enough compared to how much shit Cartman has given him over time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tolken
      Don't you mean Tok-
      >Tolkien Black, formerly known as Token Black and Token Williams, is a fictional character in the adult animated television series South Park.
      But why?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damned richers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        makes the joke more subtle so it makes it less bizarre when he is a featured character

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What you seriously thought he was named Token? Hahahahahaha it was obviously Tolkien this entire time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol they really changed that wtf

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy who wrote SP is a literal cuckold with a half black wife's son.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Token Black Productions remains in the Honey Boo Boo episode (S16E09 "Raising the Bar").

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Butters knew how to keep those b***hes in line do you know what I am saying?

      Butters finally snapping and kicking Cartmans ass would have been a better choice then Wendy. Cartman has really not had all that much interaction with Wendy beyond 2 or 3 episodes over the shows entire run. Cartman and Butters however seem to have at-least one episode together every season; Episodes that typically result in Cartman really fricking over Butters.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wendy is a shit character because she's a one note "Girls can do stuff too" character. She can't have any flaws because then all girls have those flaws.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wendy is the girls' straight man. Like Stan. No coincidence they were boyfriend/girlfriend for a while.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wendy is a schizophrenic character. Remember when early on she had the substitute teacher killed because Stand had a crush on her?
      More recently she became a moralgay, but in some episodes they used her for "woman moments" that leave Stan befuddled.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah they pretty much turned her into "girl Kyle" later on

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wendy is a schizophrenic character. Remember when early on she had the substitute teacher killed because Stand had a crush on her?
        The Wendy from then only looks the same, but her voice and behavior are entirely different. Keep in mind that they don't remember or deliberately ignore anything that happened in episodes before season 6 or so

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Keep in mind that they don't remember
          I mean, if you wrote the episides per week its like remembering a conversation you had 20 years ago with your coworker. Its not like they ever cared about "lore"

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you write an episode per week it's easier to remember, not harder

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >its like remembering a conversation you had 20 years ago with your coworker
              The conversation with your coworker wasn't previously written, recorded, animated and released on TV and internet for the world to watch over and over. They aren't expected to remember details of their episodes, but the characters' behavior and actions should be easy to stick with

              They write, voice and animate these episodes in the span of 5 days, probably high on coke. I'd be surprised if they remembered even half of them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, I understand forgetting episodes, but a character's character is not something you can forget. Those are the ones that have only been the same in appearance, but nothing of their old behavior has remained

                >Wendy
                >Lianne
                >Kyle
                >Garrison

                Others have changed as well, but not as much, or are no longer used in the episodes as much, like Jimbo & Ned, Mefesto, Jesus

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick is Lianne

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cartmans mom

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >its like remembering a conversation you had 20 years ago with your coworker
            The conversation with your coworker wasn't previously written, recorded, animated and released on TV and internet for the world to watch over and over. They aren't expected to remember details of their episodes, but the characters' behavior and actions should be easy to stick with

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That one girl who got eaten by a bear was way more based than Wendy, pillow biters. Too bad she got eaten by a bear.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    cartman is based and i can never remember one moment on the show he was ever in the wrong

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Wendy cucks Stan with Cartman episod
    Uhhh... Based?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Butters knew how to keep those b***hes in line do you know what I am saying?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know what you are saying, you don't have to keep asking

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cartman canonically beats Saddam Hussein with electricity powers
    ITS A SILLY WORLD ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN GIRLS ARE SUPER STRONG NOW AND MEN ARE WRONG AND SILLY

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the one time Cartman really deserved to get the absolute shit beaten out of him.

    The ending of Christian Rock Hard where Butters farts on him and says "frick you, Eric" is probably my favorite Cartman comeuppance moment.

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