This is the only X-Men movie I haven't seen. How is it?

This is the only X-Men movie I haven't seen. How is it?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barely remember this one tbqh but remember thinking it was average. I only watched it for Jessica Chastain and I think I enjoyed the train(?) scene.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty good on god no cap

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember how much you hated Phoenix the first time?
    >Well get ready to prefer that one!

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was better then apolocpyse

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boring and pathetic

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like x-flop

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was suppose to be two movies. But the studio was about to be sold to Disney, so they cut it down to one. It shows. The villains are spooky but barely explained. Jean Grey suddenly exhibiting the Phoenix is barely explained. In the end you at least get Magneto being a chad among mutants again.

    Overall its a pretty meh ending to the First Class set of films.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's worth it for Fassbender.
    And an underappreciated Hans soundtrack

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's bizarre because there's almost a watchable movie here. I feel like they should have just left jlaw out entirely instead of killing her in the first half an hour. There's some weird pacing. The second act ends and it goes right into the finale with no time to breathe. Also Sophie Turner was a horrible casting choice back in Apocalypse. If those three things were addressed, I think it would be viewed more favorably.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jean displays the Phoenix force as if it's something she was born with, and defeats Apocalypse with it
      >Jean somehow has to get the Phoenix again, separately, from space, in the next movie
      >...

      >weird pacing
      They knew it would get bad reviews and stuff, and that the franchise was going out with a whimper, so their scheme to try and salvage some box office returns was to edit down and shorten the movie to allow for more screenings per day

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really shit, but in a baffling way. If Apocalypse was excess, this feels like the reverse.

    >Lighting is shitty, feels like a low budget direct to streamer
    >Villains are exceptionally vague in their appearance, goals and overall presence
    >Set pieces include: Fight in a hotel lobby and fight in a singular train car.

    Like it somehow feels smaller than the original X-Men movie, and just nothing happens that's vaguely interesting. Feels like Bird Box tier.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright, nothing special, but a solid 3/5. You can tell the butchered the ending in editing though after Disney bought Fox and wanted to do their own version of X-Men.

      They changed the ending and opted for the train set piece because the original thing was too similar to Captain America Civil War's third act, where the scale is reduced and it's just Cap and Bucky and Tony.
      Would be neat to see whatever that was- something like just Jean and Xavier and Magneto fighting, I guess

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright, nothing special, but a solid 3/5. You can tell the butchered the ending in editing though after Disney bought Fox and wanted to do their own version of X-Men.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely one of the worst movie posters ever concocted how the frick did that get approved?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not even the worst x-men poster

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >watching Legion
        >they start talking about the main dudes father
        >cut to the X rims spinning
        I fricken died

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. More than some X-Men films.
    How to explain? Well, a lot of these X-Men films have a character, "this is my power", show it once, and then maybe again at the end of the film.

    When you watch these films, you just want to see mutants fight eachother. Frick the plot that always revolves around Wolverine or Mystique. I just want to see 90 mins of full on mutant porn!

    Dark Phoenix scratched that itch for me, better than most.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jean and magneto screaming and grimacing as a helicopter wiggles around in front of them
      anon, you're too easily appeased

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't talking about that scene. But I'm sure fans preferred a telekinetic vs magnetism battle over Storm hitting Frog with a lightning bolt. You're too easily appeased if you disagree with me.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're both shit and you know it

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the one with the space scene at the beginning and a train scene at the end?

    That was kino.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    So bad I couldn't finish. Sansa and Cyclops are just, fricking awful. Watching them try to be romantic was enough for me.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when people thought Jean and Cyclops were generic in the original cast?

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would have liked some payoff for this.
    But instead, nope, Quicksilver gets injured and vanishes from the movie, and he and Magneto never even share a scene together

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Quicksilver doesn't play a main role in it I'm not interested.

      Get a room.

      But yes, WandaVision dropped the ball with "Ralph Boner". He's returning in Wonder Man. So there's hope you'll see Fox Quicksilver yet.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Quicksilver doesn't play a main role in it I'm not interested.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good scene in X-Men Apocalypse:

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dismissed this scene before as trying to catch the same energy as the Time in a Bottle scene from DoFP but it actually has a lot of personality and that's worth a lot with how bad things have gotten since 2016.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great first 2/3, pathetic limp noodle of an ending. I wish I could see the version without whatever studio shenanigans happened

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lady Sansa can not act

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't this bad in GOT before I dropped it, couldn't tell if it was her or the director
      She wasn't this bad in Apocalypse either

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't this bad in GOT before I dropped it, couldn't tell if it was her or the director
      She wasn't this bad in Apocalypse either

      >can't act
      That's why she married rich. What other skills does she supposedly have?

      But here's the twist: Cinemaphile forgets what a child actor is. Leo was one in a million. And he actually went to acting school. Arya, Sansa, Bran... they never learned the trade. Never had to.

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