This is the second biggest midwit filter I've ever seen in a movie. Everyone below 110 IQ always gets hung up on "muh love" and "muh bookshelf" even when the movie spoonfeeds you explanations through exposition.
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What fricking dope would shill a movie 8 years later you Black person moron
Black person, what? Sub 110 IQ people don't rate this movie.
Everyone that I know that didn't like it, just can't follow nonlinear stories in general.
I mean interstellar wasn't even non-linear.
The story itself wasn't but causality within the story was
found the roast
Stupidest science movie of all time.
Thats what you get when you hire Black Science Man as a consultant.
2001 exists.
2001 was made before science.
>"THE MAKERS OF THIS FILM CLEARLY DON'T UNDERSTAND ASTROPHYSICS LIKE I DO"
Just fricking enjoy things you basedfaced redditor homosexuals.
the wormhole is literally a paradox unless it was made by aliens otherwise its a great movie
Proof. Midwits can't conceptualize reality without time. They think it's impossible or assume actions cancel themselves out. They don't bother trying, they just call it moronic and go back to jerking off.
>dude its like what if the plot revolved around something we cant explain and you just have to accept
yeah no shit its possible but when you go so far to try and make it realistic and include science why just say frick you at the end?
If you're a time traveler and you make an action that doesn't prevent you from making that action, you've only ensured that the action takes place. God could easily create himself. Humans could easily save themselves. If you'd lay off the fricking drugs, booze and porn for TEN FRICKING MINUTES you wouldn't have to dudeweed all over a thread and embarrass yourself..
>Humans could easily save themselves
except they couldnt via the fricking plot, earth was doomed, professor brands theory was unsolvable and the only solution was colonization or retrieving data from inside the black hole which wouldnt be possible without the wormhole which they couldnt have advanced far enough to create without going through it the first place
this is literally via the plot its ironic you call other dudeweed but have to create headcanon outside of the plot that doesnt even make sense
you have one post to explain how future humans placed the wormhole if they had to go through the wormhole to begin with to survive extinction
(you)
explain how its not a paradox within the realm of the plot
time is linear but because they succeeded in the future the wormhole existed, if it wasn’t there then they never would have been able to try to save the earth
Lets "pretend" you have 6 fingers on each hand(Which you probably fricking do) and your father left before you were born (which he probably fricking did) and your mom said you were born from rape (which you probably fricking were).
If you went back in time to rape and impregnate your own mother, then immediately jumped back home, what exactly have you changed you dumb inbred motherfricker?
>if you suddenly gained the ability to time travel for no reason at all
outside the plot, next
im also more than likely taller, and more fit than you
>if it wasnt there then they never would have been able to try to save the earth
outside the plot, professor brand said the earth was doomed, unless somebody else figured out a way to save them which would make the whole plot of the movie pointless with the space missions, no one ever mentions in the movie "oh no somebody figured out another way to save earth without the earth without you guys its cool" they save the earth with the data retrieved from black hole via wormhole paradox
This is bait. It has to be. Someone this dumb wouldn't even be able to string together sentences.
>cant disprove the wormhole paradox within the realm of the plot
its okay i didnt mean to completely shit on your head canon
>quantam mechanics
yeah let me go do an hour of studying so i can understand the plot instead of just writing a movie that make sense
might be worth spending an hour researching what treatment options are available for someone with brain impairment issues
>ur a big dum dum head!
its okay little timmy, run along and let the adults speak
You've been disproven. You just ignore it with a non-sequitor. You're a Black person, brown hands type your posts. See you next thread when anonymity kicks in and we forget how embarrassing you are.
the projection is too strong
yes i feel a fool from the argument that is no where in the plot only way works discredits the entire plot of the movie
>im also more than likely taller, and more fit than you
Lol wow. fricking cringe
Fricking midget
post selfie next to door
bet you wont homosexual
Height being a major part of your identity makes you no different than a homosexual in present amino domino
holy short cope, post driver license
>im only 6'3
pretending to be tall online, does it get anymore pathetic?
i'm not tall though
Only a nerd manlet boasts on the internet about how tall and fit they are.
I'm only 6'3 which is short for my family so I'm not gonna bragYMXMMK
>nooooooo you cant just have things happen that doesnt make any sense im going insaaaaaaaaane help me kubrickman
holy shit ngmi
I am not saying it's bad. I'm just saying the movie isn't chronologically non-linear like Memento or Dunkirk.
I’m sure you also think every time travel movie is a paradox too
>future humans placed the wormhole even though without it the earth was destined to die and they wouldnt have been able to advance far enough to gain the ability
explain how this isnt a paradox without using insane hypothetical non linear time logic that wasnt in the movie and would just be lazy writing
time can’t be changed, that’s the whole point of the movie, filtered
How can anyone be this fricking dense, go play with your blocks
In quantum mechanics sometimes effect proceeds effect & its kosher because it happens so fast.
But once you can do it all, its not too hard to imagine scaling it up with future hypertech.
>babbies first time paradox
Movie was not kino. The robots were cool and some nice effects.
Something seems very wrong with the physics if you weigh 30% more on a planet but somehow lose 7 years/hour.
I'm hung up on the fact that the time-dilation planet is impossible.
Well outside the photonsphere at 3r/2 (r being the swartszchild radius) there is a minimum stable orbit for matter, below which even a planet traveling at 0.99c will see orbital decay & quickly fall into the black hole. Since the planet has a stable orbit, its time dilation factor can't exceed sqrt2 (1.41 - nowhere near the 10^4-10^5 necessary for decades to pass in hours) unless the planet's orbit was incredibly irregular - in which case they had incredibly bad timing, but could just wait for it to orbit back out to flatter spacetime. (Assuming any planet could even survive such a crazy orbit)
With this mindset how can you enjoy any sci-fi film? Replicants are magic and so is space travel in Dune.
Soft scifi is fine, it's just space fantasy.
Speculative sci-fi is fine, once you introduce currently-undiscovered physics you can play with them however you like.
Hard scifi commits to playing by the rules as we understand them. I don't have any issue with the speculative quantum time looping, but cheating on the basic black-hole stuff is lame.
>Hard scifi commits to playing by the rules as we understand them.
Interstellar is soft sci-fi. Better yet, why pigeonhole films into categories where one has to adhere to near impossible standards of scientific accuracy? The climax of Interstellar would not even be possible because at that close range to the Blackhole your electronic equipment would start malfunctioning. I'm fairly certain Blackholes that emit visible light like that don't even exist. Time Dilation in Interstellar exists for dramatic effect and some philosophical musings.
Name any hard sci-fi that sticks to your rigid standards of scientific accuracy? Anyone can pick it apart like you did.
It was orbiting a black hole you brainlet
I love when nolan enjoyers out themselves so I know never to talk to them about anything ever created or experienced by science or nature
Interstellar is an awesome movie.
>muh love
That's how women think. To the them the world is a rom com or some fricking k-drama
I'm a duderino, and I think romcoms tend to be the best movies.
>I love when nolan enjoyers out themselves so I know never to talk to them about anything ever created or experienced by SCIENCE! or nature
>accept me please fellow basket-weavers
outed
>first biggest midwit filter is The Witch
many such cases
The film is enjoyable but anyone who thinks a sci-fi movie is some big brained groundbreaking psychic thesis that only fellow 200iq 4chinners get is moronic
Tldr it's way better than Tenet
It's like pottery
The movie loses all value at the point they they exit the wormhole. Nolan gets so hung up on "cinematic moments" (Cooper crying watching his children grow up via videolog) that he has to write the most backwards moronic sequence of events to get there (80 IQ astronauts deciding to land on the water planet)
Easily the dumbest astronauts in any movie.
Anne Hathaway with short hair is a qt. Was surprised when a dainty girl like her took such a massive shit.
>Was surprised when a dainty girl like her took such a massive shit.
wtf?
She was lactose intolerant but indulged herself in two years’ worth of astronaut ice cream in an hour. This is probably the most famous scene in the movie, by the way.
Woah
I recognised matt damon and then i cheered in the theatre and everyone joined in!
midwit brains can't comprehend the 4th dimension
This is Nolan’s only good movie.
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I don't think I have ever enjoyed a Nolan film (except Memento). His films are all trash, he himself is a fricking midwit.
You're a dimwit. Not mid in the slightest. Dumb as rocks.
You're a dimwit. Not mid at all. You're one of the dumbest people alive. have a nice day.
Does anyone remember the Space 1999 episode where the crew turn into cavemen after passing through a mist on some planet? Well, that show is more scientifically plausible than the science in Interstellar.
No and you're wrong. You're also a moron.
also TARS literally saves the day over and over in miraculous fashion.
>the solution to the greatest mystery in science was LOVE
sorry bro, it was some gay shit
>greatest mystery in science
It's was an equation involving gravity. Pay attention to the movie next time.