This is the stupidest thing i've ever seen. The protagonist for the director's cut is even different. So....

This is the stupidest thing i've ever seen. The protagonist for the director's cut is even different.
So.... there's literally different takes of the same scenes in the Snyder Cut of Rebel Moon????

YOU DELIBERATELY MADE A WORSE VERSION OF YOUR MOVIE EDITED WITH WORSE TAKES FOR RELEASE FIRST?!?!?!

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this shit combined with hearing him on Rogan last month, I finally realize why people hate Zach Snyder. bro legit sounds like an ADHD-addled schizo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > ADHD-addled schizo
      This is far too eccentric an excuse for the simple fact that he is unintelligent.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont care, will still watch it for her

    (when the real cut comes out)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not even the protagonist, bro.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I need a Boutella wife so bad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's at least 4 sex scenes she did that were cut out of the released version.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I should really like this, I love Sofia Boutella and some of the artwork/promo stuff looks right up my alley. I love gruffy scifi grunge, but everytime I see a webm from the show it looks like utter trash. Also Snyder's name is attached to it so that's a huge red flag. RIP.

      I just wish Sofia would stop getting casted in absolute dogshit projects all the time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >generic brown woman

      christ, can you people at least cling to waifus that are cute or unique looking? can find 10 of this c**t at any socal walmart

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he said that Netflix wanted a version that wasn't as R rated to be released first but they would fund his own director's cut version which I think is the way he really wanted to make it.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just found out rebel moon is its own thing and not a star wars spinoff

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was meant to be but Disney could see what warner and Netflix couldn't that he's a moronic hack

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Disney thought he was a moronic hack, they definitely would have hired him for Star Wars

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a moronic hack, but he wanted full creative control so he's out of any star wars project.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They want moronic hacks that do what they're told. He's the other kind.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's what Snyder gays want, the big fancy director's cut oh so better than those silly studio execs wanted

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s what most directors would want but they can’t get a deal like this in a million years.
      I have no idea how Snyder gets away with it but presumably it’s 200 million SAAARS from INDIA constantly screaming he’s the best director and they’ll watch any slop he makes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        NETFLX recently ignored a David Lynch's project and Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis, but for Zack Snyder they give everything.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but all of his director's cuts have been universally agreed upon to be better than the theatericals, what a moronic strawman you've set up lmao

      this shit combined with hearing him on Rogan last month, I finally realize why people hate Zach Snyder. bro legit sounds like an ADHD-addled schizo

      his points on rogan about superhero characters stagnating was entirely right though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but all of his director's cuts have been universally agreed upon to be better than the theatericals, what a moronic strawman you've set up lmao
        The difference is that this time Zack Snyder filmed two movies TWICE. Just because. Once for the PG-13 cut that Netflix asked, and later for his own director's cut.
        He's saying that the cuts are so different they might take place in different universes. They focus on different protagonists, the scenes that can be similar have different takes - like speaking roles, framing, length, and so on -, and the other scenes are completely different.
        Why film do all that? Specially when the PG13 cut got tons of flak?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The bottom line is Netflix gets moronic with their money. They increased the subscription price so Snyder could make some nazi tentacle porn.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            I'd understand if Zack Snyder made a long movie that was edited down for the PG-13 rating, like with Watchmen, BvS, and ZSJL. But filming the same movie twice is just wasting money. That's some Terrance Malick.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He's saying that the cuts are so different they might take place in different universes. They focus on different protagonists, the scenes that can be similar have different takes - like speaking roles, framing, length, and so on -, and the other scenes are completely different.

          You realize he is simply full of shit, because even with Sneeder cut he claimed that 90% of the cut is new footage, which was a blatant lie.
          The homosexual is just that shameless and self-centered and always was that way.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He never said that.
            Not to mention there are a lot of new scenes. Specially the ones featuring the villains of the movie. Even the ones present in the normal release had new context and look to them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >filming doesn't record to actual film
            >HDD space is basically infinite and free
            >DURRR THERE'S NO WAY COULD HAVE 90% MORE FOOTAGE
            Take a fricking class on cinematography, zoom-zoom. We're 25+ years into the digital era where there is very little cost in doing many many many extra takes per scene.

            If you don't think filming on digital affords one this opportunity then you're gonna need to scrape the rizz or jizz or whatever from your broccoli cap cuh fr fr deadass

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >We're 25+ years into the digital era
              And yet Snyder cannot focus his camera..

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the digital era where there is very little cost in doing many many many extra takes per scene
              Surely you understand that time is money. The longer you spend shooting, regardless if its on digital or film, the more expensive it will be? You have to pay for cast and crew overtime, equipment and location rentals, etc.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just because. Once for the PG-13 cut that Netflix asked, and later for his own director's cut.
          You literally gave the reason why he made two movies twice, moron. It was part of the Netflix deal, the pg13 cut was the condition he had to meet so he could make his director’s cut.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >superhero characters stagnating

        Yes, mainly because of him since he had stranglehold on DC ip for more than a decade.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He stopped making superhero movies back in 2016, dude. It's just that people won't stop talking about his movies.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >stopped making superhero movies back in 2016

            And yet I had to suffer his incompetent 4 hour drool in 2021.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          DCEU Phase 1 was more profitable than MCU Phase 1, they only started flopping when they fired Snyder.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they only started flopping when BvS came out

            Ftfy homosexual. Reminder Aquaman was the most profitable DCEU movie and yet Snyder took a shit on James Wan, who is much better and honest filmmaker than Sneeder.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >universally agreed upon to be better than the theatericals

        Yeah, by absolute drooling mongoloids.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He bought his own hype

        Josstice is better. Cry harder Snydroid.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >em Zack whats the deal with rape?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > em Zack whats the deal with rape?
        I have a free ticket to a London screening next week with him and some cast introducing it and it’s tempting to ask

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That actually sounds fantastic and makes me want to see the full cut version more.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people make fun of the avatar movies but this is actually what it looks like when a franchise completely fails on every conceivable level.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see Zack Snyder remake To Boldly Flee and Atop the Fourth Wall the Movie into one movie
    That's already a three hour movie and a two hour movie, let's see if Snyder can turn it into a six hour movie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >starring Ezra Miller as Linkara and Michael Shannon as Doug Walker

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit was written by the John Wick's guy. Now i understand why Netflix is wasting tons of moneys banking on this. They're probably thinking this will do business just like the John Wick movies did.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so fricking stupid that I can believe Snyder did this on purpose, I just wonder why.

      They think Snyder has an open line to us. Little do they know "release the snyder cut" is our meme, NOT Zack Snyder's. Yes they astroturfed it, but we picked up because it was funny. NOT because Batman v. Superman is a good movie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Snyder become the man of 4 worlds
      BIGGER BETTER STRONGER

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's basically saying the extended cut is the official movie and the PG-13 cut is the "demanded by Netflix" version.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really feels like that.
      "Yeah, i filmed a version of my movie for Netflix that i didn't put much effort into."

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so fricking stupid that I can believe Snyder did this on purpose, I just wonder why.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is one of the worst films ever made. It's story is basically a very amateurish writing.
    The entire movie is about summoning a team, with some shallow background to each of them that sounds like an american dad roger's character or south park parody.
    Plus the infinite slow motion, if the slow motion scenes were real time, the movie would be 30-40 minutes long.
    Also, the robot tells a whole story then never shows up again. It was very moronic

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's shit.....BUT NOW IT'S SCRAMBLED

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was shocked by just how much like Star Wars this. I know that's essentially what it is, but it really does feel like serials-filed-off fanfic. And pathetic, amateurish, edgy fanfic at that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it’s a constant stream of edgy “what if the space nazis were dressed even more like nazis and their long ships are dicks, fricking space?”, “what if when they come by to murder someone important to the protagonist on the dirt farmer planet, someone also nearly got gangraped?”, “what if Han Solo actually fricked them over at the end and then got shot in the head?”

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >“what if the space nazis were dressed even more like nazis
        literally soviet russian uniforms.
        the rest is spot on but I had to set you straight.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile told me we would get AI generated movies by this year but Rebel Moon came out in 2023.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What this movie needed was more piss jars and two guys homoerotically feeding each other jolly ranchers.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...who is the protagonist in the hentai cut then?
    the farmer guy?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The director's cut of the first movie apparently have an entire new opening dedicated to the evil admiral guy, so it might be him but who really knows.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Possible, reviews are saying he becomes a badass fighter in the second one.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        weird, usually the farmer guy starts out without a beard and grows one when he becomes a badass warrior, this guy starts shaving?
        my subversions were expectated

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's Mr. Gimmick Man. Cutting room floor takes are pieced together, ones anyone else with any sense would leave there, and resold to morons as the extra special better edition, with more slow-mo and black and white sequences

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching capeshit ever
    >watching capeshit adjacent things ever
    >watching anything by a director or producer that had anything to do with capeshit or capeshit adjacent ever
    you homosexuals do this to yourselves.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    morons are eating it up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They always do. Here’s one praising him for basic continuity

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They always do. Here’s one praising him for basic continuity

      Zaddy has done it again sirs!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        These people need to be studied.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snyder Cut went to his head and now he has to pull some other nonsense to try and replicate it. Obviously the real trick they need to pull is having Whedon do an awful cut of Rebel Moon first.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having Whedon do an awful cut of Rebel Moon first.
      did you actually watch Rebel Moon? it would be hard to do worse than Sneeder.
      Geoff Wheedon could only improve it.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bae Donna bigger in the poster than Mantuela
    based

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Directors cut
    Well, well, Dc**ts told me Hack Sneeder is a saint and all of those Directors Cut was guilt of Warner Bros. The rat is show his true face again. Dc**ts, what is your excuse now? Using bots again like in 2021 to beat SpiderMan NWH and forcing JLSneederCut

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snyder is ahead of his time

    He's bringing the gaming concept of "early access" to movies
    Now he'll edit his movies in real time until making a fairly good kino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next is movie DLCs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Snyder is ahead of his time

        He's bringing the gaming concept of "early access" to movies
        Now he'll edit his movies in real time until making a fairly good kino

        CATS already did it. The first or second week got changed cgi afterwards.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >criticized the theatrical cuts of Watchmen and Dawn of the Dead
    >claims that Sucker Punch was butchered by the studio
    >blames the studio for cutting Batman v Superman
    >was ousted on Justice League because he wanted to make a 4 hour movie after the previous one failed
    >now claims Rebel Moon is supposed to be hours longer and Netflix made him trim the movie down into a totally different product
    guys I'm starting to think that Zack Snyder is actually the problem

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone kill him already

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's already killing his own career. After netflix I don't know that anyone is gonna want to work with him if the best he can promise is a bad movie then an equally shitty but slightly different cut of the same bad movie 6 months later.

      The guy has turned getting booted off of justice league into his entire personality and style.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does the director's cut come out? I've been holding off watching it waiting for the true cut.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why? for me the enjoyable part will be comparing the two cuts just to see how fricking moronic Sneeder is.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think I would be able to watch this shit twice so I'd rather wait for the true version

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