This is the worst movie ever made.

This is the worst movie ever made. In 2007 I watched every single movie that was released that year and it took me 12 attempts to watch the whole movie. I dare you to come up with a worse movie.

I wouldn’t recommend anyone watch this movie. You will feel cheated of your time.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know who directed this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uwe Boll directed one decent movie, Rampage (2012) and that's it. Tell him he sucks ass and it's fricking that he is obssessed with video games as someone over the age of 18.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Postal was decent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't give a shit about video games. If he did he's have made more faithful adaptations. He just recognized they were easy licenses to secure to have a recognizable name when pitching to investors covering the cost beyond the grants from the Canadian government he exploited. He's not a gamer or an artist, just a hustler with a gift to pay his way another year.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't give a shit about video games. If he did he's have made more faithful adaptations. He just recognized they were easy licenses to secure to have a recognizable name when pitching to investors covering the cost beyond the grants from the Canadian government he exploited. He's not a gamer or an artist, just a hustler with a gift to pay his way another year.

        No, Uwe Boll is just a hack director. A common mistake nerds make is thinking that if you understand source material you'll make faithful adaptations. Faithful adaptations are for people with no vision.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mortal Kombat and Silent Hill are the only good video game movies because they stayed true to the spirit of the source material ..well maybe with the exception of the Mario Bros movie which I unironically love in spite of it being nothing like the games.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Silent Hill is not true to the spirit of the source material in the slightest. Christoph Gans didn't care about the plot of Silent Hill. He just used it as a vehicle for his own ideas.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Uwe Boll directed one decent movie, Rampage (2012) and that's it. Tell him he sucks ass and it's fricking that he is obssessed with video games as someone over the age of 18.

          Someone PLEASE post his based as frick Letterboxd reviews.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get why people call Rampage decent. It has a funny shooting scene and that's it, 80% of the movie is boring as frick and it's like Boll doesn't understand what a handheld camera is normally used for.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this at the cinema. I was so curious how they would make a movie based on a game with no plot. Dungeon Siege

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also how Boll was able to get Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, Ron Perlman, Matthew Lillard, Burt Reynolds, John Rhys Davies into an obvious piece of shit from a director who only made pieces of shit. Uwe must have had the best coke & hooker parties in the film industry.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Out of all his movies this one definitely had the most star power and I too wonder how the frick do he get all these actors in this movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jason Statham is the only one who was actually on set for any appreciable amount of time. The rest just showed up for 1-2 days of shooting.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was worse
    as well as the Garbage Pail Kids Movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original TCM is one of the greatest horror films of all time. What kinda crack are you smoking?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a no-taste homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shitty bait.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a Dungeon Siege tale
    >There's no dungeon, no siege, the final battle is in the woods

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I watched every single movie that was released that year

    This is literally impossible. Even if you watch 10 movies per day you wouldn't be able to finish all films released that year, even if we exclude shorts.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It can't be that bad anon, its got jennifer lawrence.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dare you to watch it.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uwe Boll's video game films are great, and I hate people who say otherwise. They're hack films that are fun and entertaining. They wear their schlock on their sleeve, and they're proud of it.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to watch this with a buddy for our "haha I bet this movie is lame, let's drink and talk shit about it" evening, but it was so fricking awful and boring that we turned it off halfway through. People like this wienersucker itt who say "they're fun and entertaining" are out of their damn minds.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watch more movies

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats so bad about this movie? its pretty fricking boring but it isn't bad.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was great.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a pity cuz the game was pretty rad back in the days

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