I was about to say something along the lines of “give it time” and then realized the movie came out in 2015 so uh.. yeah idk what to say. Why did this movie suddenly get re-memed in the same way that True Detective got revitalized this year? What’s the deal? Honest question
because it used to be a meme back then, but now a days many new females that were born male could actually do things like this, so the movie has suddenly became much more realistic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH STOP PUTTING MY DICK IN YOUR THROAT REPEATEDLY WHILE YOU DROOL AN INSANELY HIGH AMOUNT OF SPIT AND MAKE GACK GACK GACK SOUNDS AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
im not a glowie my gf is also much younger than me
just saying that you arent as smart as you think you are, this shit is a well known thing that has been going on for decades
not because of such super secret operation, just part of the killing of the white race
the ones mostly responsible arent glowies, its 30 year old women
im 32 and i have some collegues at work females also around age 30 and they absolutely seethe when they find out my gf is 18, first they hate you, dont wana talk to you, then few weeks later they give you that look in their eyes...
>im not a glowie
sure thing bud >my gf is also much younger than me
uh huh yeah keep going >just saying that you arent as smart as you think you are
trying to demean me for exposing your plan to destroy healthy sexual relationships between men and women isn't going to work, but go ahead. >this shit is a well known thing that has been going on for decades
No shit glowie, you and your organization have been doing this since the fricking 20s, it started with small innocuous things no one would initially notice and before we knew it, test levels were dropping nation wide, nay, globally. >not because of such super secret operation
oh sure >just part of the killing of the white race
you know the plan well, I mean you should know it well considering you people funded and pushed for it using psychology warfare and media campaigns, but anyways keep >the ones mostly responsible arent glowies
a glowie trying to absolve himself of any wrong doing, shocker. >its 30 year old women
you forget to mention that these 30 year old women now have a say in society when they initially weren't taken seriously to begin with, I wonder which organization helped get these misandrist into power...?
im not a glowie my gf is also much younger than me
just saying that you arent as smart as you think you are, this shit is a well known thing that has been going on for decades
not because of such super secret operation, just part of the killing of the white race
the ones mostly responsible arent glowies, its 30 year old women
im 32 and i have some collegues at work females also around age 30 and they absolutely seethe when they find out my gf is 18, first they hate you, dont wana talk to you, then few weeks later they give you that look in their eyes...
Isn't a glowie btw, he's just been manipulated by some.
>3rd generation feminism >women being told they are strong and need no man >women go to work >women travel alone and frick >women drink and smoke and party >women get old >suddenly realize thousands of years of evolution isnt gone like that >women suddenly panics and wants to settle down >man dont have interest anymore in 30+ year old roastie with dried up overies >women seethe and find other women that have the same problem >they start huge operation to 'shame' men for trying to frick girls 10 years younger than arent ruined
and who pushing this feminist agenda, who is backrolling them, giving them screentime, allowing them to write thousands of articles in their magazines, passes laws that heavily favor women. Like you said, its not rocket science
You need to act like you don’t want it, that makes it okay to bang 16 yos. Sociologically speaking. Keanu went overboard though. >father daughter incest
yikes banjo music >father daughter incest where the father is drugged and raped by his horny jb electra complex teen
Muh dick
Lol im 25 now but last year this girl I met at work was about to turn 18 and as soon as she did she immediately began to flirt and added me on Snapchat, some of them didn't even wait, I had one 16 year old literally rub her ass on my dick, I didn't even react but she just burst out laughing, her ass was pretty big though, not in a gross way but in a "gyat" way. Anyways, you're probably just ugly, or look older than your age.
That never happened. All teenage girls are dating guys in their 20s nowadays. That's why the rate of sexlessness is off-the-charts for young boys but almost the same for young girls.
i'm 23 and my girlfriend is 19. My friend is the same age as me, his girlfriend is 18. Nobody has anything to say about it here. I live in the UK, in a smaller city, so maybe its a cultural thing, but idk bro maybe you're just ugly
>OH SO YOU'VE TIED ME UP NOW >AND I GUESS THE NEXT PART OF YOUR PLAN IS TO FUSE INTO ONE ALIEN BEING AND REVEAL YOUR TRUE FORM AS AN INSECTOID >AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA USE MY PHONE TO CONTACT THE MOTHERSHIP AND BEGIN THE ALIEN INVASION OF EARTH, BUT NOT BEFORE TEXTING MY WIFE AND KIDS AND TELLING THEM TO COME TO THE SPECIFIC POINT WHERE THE INVASION BEGINS SO THEY'LL BE THE FIRST TO BE ENSLAVED >AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA USE ME AS A HOST FOR YOUR PARASITIC INSECTOID EGG BABIES, BUT FIRST YOU NEED A BUNCH OF FRESH TOWELS AND RAW MEAT TO FEAST ON, WHICH YOU CAN FIND IN THE HALL CUPBOARD AND FREEZER IN THE BASEMENT RESPECTIVELY >AND YOU'RE TOTALLY GONNA FORCE ME TO WATCH RERUNS OF 'MAD ABOUT YOU' WHILE YOU INSERT YOUR ALIEN EGGS INTO MY CHEST CAVITY AREN'T YOU? FROM SEASON 6 (MY LEAST FAVORITE SEASON) ONWARDS, INCLUDING THE REBOOT SEASON >I BET YOU'LL EASILY FIND THE DVDS I HAVE IN THAT DRAWER (THIRD ONE DOWN) OVER THERE >YOU COMPLETE MONSTERS >I'LL NEVER LET YOU CONQUER EARTH >OR AT LEAST I WOULD IF I WASN'T TIED UP HAHA
It's clear that he had cheated on his wife before or was having sex with is daughter and was caught. Any man who has cheated on his wife knows there is no guilt until you get caught.
vocaroo
Honestly that should always be the default first reply, if only they made fun bots instead of blacked threads.
https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
https://vocaroo.com/1egbbP8173Pn
Honestly, what was his problem?
he couldnt last longer
Damn shame.
He's loyle to his wife
He didn't have anything in common with her when he came down Ana de ama's throat
I reckon I could leave this place and come back in 10 years and it would still contain 80% of the same threads as it does now
I was about to say something along the lines of “give it time” and then realized the movie came out in 2015 so uh.. yeah idk what to say. Why did this movie suddenly get re-memed in the same way that True Detective got revitalized this year? What’s the deal? Honest question
because it used to be a meme back then, but now a days many new females that were born male could actually do things like this, so the movie has suddenly became much more realistic
Again, this is a serious response out of honest curiosity, what do transgenders have to do with it? I don’t see the relation
I used to notice a correlation between new Netflix releases and discussion of movies. Make of this how you want.
Baader Meinhoff
Probably, there just wouldn't be as many of them. Dark Knight Rises was 11 years ago and while Bane threads still pop up wouldn't say they're common.
Did he cum in the movie?
yes about 5 or 6 shots, white but still transparent enough
That's a relief. The minute they start spurting uncontrollably..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH STOP PUTTING MY DICK IN YOUR THROAT REPEATEDLY WHILE YOU DROOL AN INSANELY HIGH AMOUNT OF SPIT AND MAKE GACK GACK GACK SOUNDS AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAA
THIS BLOWJOB FROM THESE TEEN GIRLS IS SO SLOPPY I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WIPE MY ASS AFTERWARDS AAAAAA PLEASE UNTIE MEEEE
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ANA DE ARMAS
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>DON'T PUT MY wiener INTO YOUR MOIST, YOUNG, TIGHT, WARM PUSSY
>NOOOOOOOOOO
>ANYTHING BUT THAT
Which male actor would be the go to for a female perspective version of this meme? Leo?
chris hemsworth
+ henry cavill
nooo henry cavil don't suck my dick noooo
>nooo henry cavil don't suck my dick noooo
>Timothee Chalamet screams
russell brand
Keanu Reeves is dirty pervert and I'm tired of pretending he's not.
Him and the flash finished off in a crowd one time..
>NNNNOOOO NOT A YOUNGER HOT WOMAN SUCKING MY wiener WHILE HER ALSO HOT AND ALSO YOUNG FRIEND LICKS MY GOOCH NNNOOOO OHH THE HUMANITY
I'm fairly convinced this was psyop attempt by the CIA and feminist sphincters to make young men feel guilty about having sex with younger women
this shit has literally been going on everywhere online for the past 20 years moron it doesnt have to be le ebin psyop by the cia
>glowie gets triggered after I air out his secret plan
nice try glowie, but I'm still nature always wins in the end.
im not a glowie my gf is also much younger than me
just saying that you arent as smart as you think you are, this shit is a well known thing that has been going on for decades
not because of such super secret operation, just part of the killing of the white race
the ones mostly responsible arent glowies, its 30 year old women
im 32 and i have some collegues at work females also around age 30 and they absolutely seethe when they find out my gf is 18, first they hate you, dont wana talk to you, then few weeks later they give you that look in their eyes...
>the ones mostly responsible arent glowies
seems suss
>im not a glowie
sure thing bud
>my gf is also much younger than me
uh huh yeah keep going
>just saying that you arent as smart as you think you are
trying to demean me for exposing your plan to destroy healthy sexual relationships between men and women isn't going to work, but go ahead.
>this shit is a well known thing that has been going on for decades
No shit glowie, you and your organization have been doing this since the fricking 20s, it started with small innocuous things no one would initially notice and before we knew it, test levels were dropping nation wide, nay, globally.
>not because of such super secret operation
oh sure
>just part of the killing of the white race
you know the plan well, I mean you should know it well considering you people funded and pushed for it using psychology warfare and media campaigns, but anyways keep
>the ones mostly responsible arent glowies
a glowie trying to absolve himself of any wrong doing, shocker.
>its 30 year old women
you forget to mention that these 30 year old women now have a say in society when they initially weren't taken seriously to begin with, I wonder which organization helped get these misandrist into power...?
dumb moron I am literally explaining the situation and you still dont get it
sure i'm a glowie, a glowie that tells you exactly how they operate and a glowie that admits he does exactly what they dont want him to do
must be nice having 90iq
You're right. Keanu is in the CIA
Isn't a glowie btw, he's just been manipulated by some.
The problem is western world.
>3rd generation feminism
>women being told they are strong and need no man
>women go to work
>women travel alone and frick
>women drink and smoke and party
>women get old
>suddenly realize thousands of years of evolution isnt gone like that
>women suddenly panics and wants to settle down
>man dont have interest anymore in 30+ year old roastie with dried up overies
>women seethe and find other women that have the same problem
>they start huge operation to 'shame' men for trying to frick girls 10 years younger than arent ruined
it isnt rocket science you guys
Remember: The worst enemy of a 30 year old woman, is a 20 year old woman.
>the problem is the western world
Yes and the CIA are literally a part of that. A massive part infact
I would blame the people that earn money of that
and who pushing this feminist agenda, who is backrolling them, giving them screentime, allowing them to write thousands of articles in their magazines, passes laws that heavily favor women. Like you said, its not rocket science
The israelites
Women. It’s a conspiracy. Ever notice how they always group together? And what are they doing in those bathrooms?
You need to act like you don’t want it, that makes it okay to bang 16 yos. Sociologically speaking. Keanu went overboard though.
>father daughter incest
yikes banjo music
>father daughter incest where the father is drugged and raped by his horny jb electra complex teen
Muh dick
Actually you have to flirt with the girl in a way that doesn't seem obvious and eventually she'll be throwing her panties down for you
Hard to do when you’re her dad though
No Keanu just isn’t that great of an actor.
AHHH NOOOO YOU’RE SICK ANA DE ARMAS STOP HAVING SEX WITH ME AHHHH NOO
I wish they would fail that spectacularly by making all men aged 30 and under fall in love with Ana de Armas for the next decade.
an 18 year old called me a pedo for hitting on her. I'm 22. It's over
it's because you look 35, chud
Lol im 25 now but last year this girl I met at work was about to turn 18 and as soon as she did she immediately began to flirt and added me on Snapchat, some of them didn't even wait, I had one 16 year old literally rub her ass on my dick, I didn't even react but she just burst out laughing, her ass was pretty big though, not in a gross way but in a "gyat" way. Anyways, you're probably just ugly, or look older than your age.
That never happened. All teenage girls are dating guys in their 20s nowadays. That's why the rate of sexlessness is off-the-charts for young boys but almost the same for young girls.
America is cooked
I’ve had 15 year olds try and flirt with me and I’m 30, didn’t do anything though
>didn’t do anything though
gay
i'm 23 and my girlfriend is 19. My friend is the same age as me, his girlfriend is 18. Nobody has anything to say about it here. I live in the UK, in a smaller city, so maybe its a cultural thing, but idk bro maybe you're just ugly
That did not happen. I'm 30 and my gf is 18. But people say I look 23-24 so I doubt 22 and 18 would be an issue
Yes goy you shouldn’t cheat on your wife of a decade with whom you have children, that would ruin the state of Zionism!
>NOOOO don't slurp my dick!
>NOOO PERFECT TIGHT TEEN BODIES ARE PUTTING THEIR NAKED PERKY breasts AGAINST ME AHHH
They’re not teens
ana was literally perfect in this movie
Fr respectfully only other woman that comes close is Cuthbert or whatever in girl next door
Imagine if those two were nine year olds. Disgusting.
imagine if they were 20+. Disgusting
I wish it was two teenboys instead of girls molesting Keanu Reeves.
>Rape is okay when it happens to a man
Cinemaphile is nothing but immature virgins these days...
The alternate ending where he tracks them down is better
I'm just waiting for someone to post it
the character is secretly gay, and his wife is his beard.
that's why he hated it so much.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SHE'S TOUCHING MY PENIS. I DON'T CONSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT
nooooo you're too young noooo there's an age gap don't do it noooo
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
Do we need that shit thread on a daily basis?
Was this movie specifically made to be ridiculed 24/7 on this Cantonese board?
Pretty much Yes!
It's not bad that he has sex with young women. It's bad that he cheated on his wife.
>why is this movie so cringe and shit
>israelite hack
ah now i get the joke
oh no
I used to get hard as a kid reading this movies summary on Wikipedia like it was erotic fiction
YOU'RE DICKSUCKING ME
>noooooo the age difference is too great
It is when youre an autist. I can't stand anyone touching me
Why not?
Because touch fills me with dread and I instantly twist away to avoid it. If you're actually asking "why", I have no clue.
>OH SO YOU'VE TIED ME UP NOW
>AND I GUESS THE NEXT PART OF YOUR PLAN IS TO FUSE INTO ONE ALIEN BEING AND REVEAL YOUR TRUE FORM AS AN INSECTOID
>AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA USE MY PHONE TO CONTACT THE MOTHERSHIP AND BEGIN THE ALIEN INVASION OF EARTH, BUT NOT BEFORE TEXTING MY WIFE AND KIDS AND TELLING THEM TO COME TO THE SPECIFIC POINT WHERE THE INVASION BEGINS SO THEY'LL BE THE FIRST TO BE ENSLAVED
>AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA USE ME AS A HOST FOR YOUR PARASITIC INSECTOID EGG BABIES, BUT FIRST YOU NEED A BUNCH OF FRESH TOWELS AND RAW MEAT TO FEAST ON, WHICH YOU CAN FIND IN THE HALL CUPBOARD AND FREEZER IN THE BASEMENT RESPECTIVELY
>AND YOU'RE TOTALLY GONNA FORCE ME TO WATCH RERUNS OF 'MAD ABOUT YOU' WHILE YOU INSERT YOUR ALIEN EGGS INTO MY CHEST CAVITY AREN'T YOU? FROM SEASON 6 (MY LEAST FAVORITE SEASON) ONWARDS, INCLUDING THE REBOOT SEASON
>I BET YOU'LL EASILY FIND THE DVDS I HAVE IN THAT DRAWER (THIRD ONE DOWN) OVER THERE
>YOU COMPLETE MONSTERS
>I'LL NEVER LET YOU CONQUER EARTH
>OR AT LEAST I WOULD IF I WASN'T TIED UP HAHA
getting a strong suck is so good it becomes uncomfortable for me at times, like continuing after busting
It's clear that he had cheated on his wife before or was having sex with is daughter and was caught. Any man who has cheated on his wife knows there is no guilt until you get caught.
>sexting texts with sister-in-law.jpg
I never watched the whole movie but does he goes "whoa" when he nuts like in the matrix