THIS IS WHAT PREQUEL FANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

THIS IS WHAT PREQUEL FANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the prequels. I don’t care what some sad gen xer who’s mental fan fiction got shit on has to say about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I like the prequels. I don’t care what some sad gen xer who’s mental fan fiction got shit on has to say about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based CW03 enjoyer.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What prequel fans?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PREQUELS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SORRY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SORRY

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels are always mocked but this scene right here really encapsulates Anakin's reason for wanting to learn a new power in order to save Padme after he was unable to save his mother from dying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anakin's face morphs into a different pose at 1:26

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never noticed this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He looked left, who cares?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lucas was known to edit together different takes of an actor's performance and stitch them together into a single shot. It's "fix it in post" taken to the absolute extreme.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            an example of how he does it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MOM! OP is being a gaslighting homosexual again!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest mistake Lucas made was not having Hayden in the first movie, young Anakin with Jake Lloyd should have been a short 10 or so minute bit. For a man who appreciates poetry he should have realized Anakin should have begun his journey in his late teens like Luke does. We could have seen a more emotional Anakin who isn't trying to suppress himself like once he joins the Jedi.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His acting was shit because George Lucas is a terrible director. The acting was hot garbage by everyone in the prequels except the veteran actors.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Prequel gays actually believe this
    LMFAOOOOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There truly is no wiener like horsewiener.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Redditor gobbling up any corporate garbage without any vision because his nostalgia is being pandered to also admitting his movies are bad
    What did he mean by this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pretending the prequels isn't corpo garbage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Disney, a soulless corporation, is the same thing as George Lucas, who was genuinely enthusiastic about his movies
        You are a moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >genuinely enthusiastic about his movies
          Oh yeah, he sounds real enthusiastic making those films
          I don't understand you morons, the movies are garbage, but for some fricking reason they're better because they're not Disney, like, the most important thing about the film is that it's made by LucasFilms.
          It's so monumentally stupid. Indy 4 was made by Spielberg and Lucas, homosexual. Is it good because of it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >W-Why are you looking at things with nuance instead of like an underage moron who thinks everything is corporate so you have to suck it up
            Lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >looking at things with nuance
              Kek. You're doing the precise opposite. You established an arbitrary line where anything Lucas is good and anything Disney is bad. It's beyond moronic
              >like an underage moron who thinks everything is corporate so you have to suck it up
              Holy shit, you get more moronic by the word. You were the one whining about hoe the new films are corpo, newsflash homosexual, so were the old ones. First ones were funded by Fox and the others by a billionaire.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yo, Revenge of the Sith was straight-up one of the best things we got after the OT

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally not socially awkward though, he's the exact opposite of this. What did he mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is not what prequel fans want you to think

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why should I care about what the bottom bell curve of the population thinks?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bad acting unable to read dialogue =/= being a young angsty teen. Zoomers are too moronic to realize this

        his face what the frick happened ?

        This scene was a cool idea but they fricked it up, just like everything else in Disney Star Wars. It should have been shown in full at the beginning of the episode with ONE flash back near the climax. The show runners here clearly have no concept of juxtaposition and don’t respect their audience’s memory. Also, while Hayden looks too old, Ewan looks fricking NOTHING like Obi Wan does in any of the prequels. He’s completely emaciated and his hair is thinning and cut entirely wrong. That’s fine for washed up tattooing Obi but it looks awful alongside Anakin in Coruscant. Also, theres no fricking subtlety here with Anakin’s dark sidedness. It basically seems like he’s just trying to kill Obi Wan and nobody in his shoes would not sound the alarm on Anakin being evil. More prequel tier moronation.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his face what the frick happened ?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Disney Wars is worse by a considerable margin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Daisy Ridley was charismatic as hell
      THIS IS WHAT DISNEY WARS FANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

      >prequel defense is just saying disney is worse
      I hate both of you gays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It appears that you're criticizing the prequel films, so that makes you automatically a Disney shill.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Daisy Ridley was charismatic as hell
    THIS IS WHAT DISNEY WARS FANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like how she made all the :O and :F faces over and over again, she looks really great in a deepfake vid at least. Too bad Carrie Fisher vids are still better.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > OH NONONONOOOO
    Prequel bros, you are just as bad as Marvel fans but probably worse, to this date, zoomers are still overanalyzing prequel scenes and onions out every time an actor is actually acting or when souless GCI becomes le "cinematography". No amount of excuses can make these movies good, even if you use fancy words like "literature", "Shakespearean", etc. Also ring theory is cringe too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spending so much time on reddit doesn't seem healthy for you, underage anon.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reddltors are bottom-of-the-barrel brainlets who encourage each other's delusions and justify each other's mindless fanboying. They simply can't handle the fact that something they enjoy can be objectively bad, all that matters to them is their subjective opinions.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The prequels are operatic. Nothing Disney has put out is even close to being operatic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he prequels are operatic
      My favorite scene in Pagliacci is when Canio holds Tonio's tongue to stop him from eating

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >operatic: extravagantly theatrical
        extravagantly theatrical sums up pretty much everything in the prequels. so yes even jar jar at his worst is a prime example of extravagantly theatrical.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >operatic
      This is a joke right?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars fans get what they deserve.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Before the PT I always imagined Anakin as having become Vader in his 20s or even 30s after he became a full Jedi Knight for several years, and with Obi-Wan already significantly older in his 40s or 50s.

    I also thought the PT would cover at least one full adventure of Anakin and Obi-Wan fighting bad guys in the Clone Wars that had nothing at all to do with the force.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's so weird that the second Anakin puts on the suit he sounds like an old black guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's another thing. I assumed Vader's injuries were much worse than they were in ROTS. Somewhere I got the idea he had fallen entirely into a source of molten lava or metal yet had survived due to the incredible technology available in the SW universe.
        Now from what we've seen the story would have to be that Vader is intentionally handicapped more than he needs to be since there are so many other stories in the Star Wars universe showing technology that could make life better for him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This. Bacta cures burned skin and we've seen with Grievous that cyborg limbs can be really light, quick, and flexible

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was supposed to be an awkward but earnest teenager in AotC. He isn't like that anymore in RotS.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say amazing, but Anakin is a socially moronic kid with a savior complex. He should be pretty awkward.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to see more of human vader. There should have been a time leap between two movies where he turns to Vader at the end of one, then years pass, and then he gets in the suit at the end of the PT.
    Then we could have EU stuff and interquel movies with human Vader.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mystifying Darth Vader was the worst thing about the prequels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you mean demystifying?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they took the emperor's muscle and turned him into a Shakespearean tragedy hero archetype who was the most important most powerful prophecy child in the entire galaxy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But they had already done that in the OT other than the prophecy part.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nah in the OT he was just a flawed man who betrayed his friend and fell to the darkside but was brought back to the light and redeemed with the help of his son before he died. His power came from his own skill of the force and surpassing Obi Wan and betraying him.

            In the Prequels he was born from a miracle of the force, had the biggest midichlorian count ever recorded, was said to be the prophesied savior to bring balance to the force. His skill as a jedi came from mystical space magic making him into some kind of supernatural big bad boss man from a video game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is the tragedy is done terribly in the prequels. Anakin is a whiny butthole and he falls for the dark side due to being a moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think the reason he falls is pretty reasonable, but it feels rushed. His whole thing was wanting to save Padme from his visions and redeem himself from failing to save his mother. Jumping straight into killing the entire Jedi temple is a bit off from his original intentions, they could have led up to that more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, there’s no real gradual progression. His whole turn to Vader happens in just 30 minutes

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels sucked and nostalgia doesn't change that.
    But they're still enjoyable because they're unapologetically cringe.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aside: prophecies ruin a lot of fiction because fans get obsessed with it and it gets in the way of telling a more interesting story. See also: ASOIAF.
    Star Wars was better when it didn't have prophecies associated with it.

    They're kind of hokey, too.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anakin should’ve been an older man in revenge of the sith. Starting the trilogy with him being a little kid in phantom menace was a terrible idea
    >15–16 in the phantom menace
    >20-25 in attack of the clones
    >30-35 in revenge of the sith

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Revenge of the Sith is STILL the best Star Wars movie

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based image. The prequels suck and the Disney wars suck also. I will say this, at least the prequels have some SOVL to them thanks to Lucas’ unrefined autism. The guy is clearly on the spectrum and never coming down. Disney shit is too corporate to even be interesting in that regard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this. i miss when shitposting about the prequels was still a thing. now you cant have it without election tourist zoomers coming in and saying youre a RLMdrone and to beg for lucas' forgiveness

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Turning Anakin into a remorseless child killer was the worst decision Lucas ever made. Takes away from the tragedy, makes Anakin look like a total psychopath that was always destined to fall to the dark side. Betraying the Jedi order and his best friend was enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Blows up a planet, on which there would have been millions of children
      >Murders underlings in cold blood at the slightest hint of insubordination
      >Attempts to kill his teenage son
      >Tries again
      >Is implied to have personally hunted down and wiped out all of the Jedi
      >Killing the younglings of a monastic order who have been brainwashed into following what you yourself have been brainwashed into thinking is an evil way of life is suddenly too far

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that its autistic sad fricks like OP that made sequels happen

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Anakin should have been older" is such a braindead take, the main for his fall to the dark side is his attachment issues, specifically because he was taken away from his mother a such a crucial time during his formative years and was unable to save her, leading to him becoming obsessed with power and saving Padme. If Anakin was like 15 when he was taken away from his mother she would have either died pretty immediately or when he was even older, in both cases it wouldn't have had such a profound effect on him. Also, Padme is attracted to Anakin's naiveite as someone younger and more idealistic than herself. This is accentuated in Attack of the Clones when they talk about how Padme is getting tired of politics and the reality of how things are run, while Anakin has a much more naïve "somebody should just fix everything" viewpoint.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    In these people's minds, does the prequels being bad somehow make Kenobi good? (That's disregarding the image being obvious bait made in bad faith.)

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