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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have mating pressed her right then and there on the table

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He would cease to exist if he came onto his mom. Besides, it’s really not that hard to just not frick your mom.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's more than one hole in a girl

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he kudda just wore a condom and you pornhubed her

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Condoms werent invented back then

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Condoms have literally existed since ancient Rome, you fricking moron

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.inforadio.online/post/learn-the-interesting-history-of-condom

                https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3649591/#:~:text=The%20condoms%20used%20in%20Ancient,hard%20evidence%20for%20this%20exists.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Linen condom
                Lmao were these homies fricking stupid??

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It probably does reduce the chances of impregnation, probably not enough to make it worth the reduction of pleasure though.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trusting historians

                NGMI

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If he ejaculated inside her, would she actually get pregnant? Like, would the cum cease to exist after it left his body and he started to be undone?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would work perfectly fine. Doc was worrying for no reason. Later films clearly establish that the universe simply creates alternative timelines to reconcile time travel with itself.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't understand the grandfather paradox
        >Or in this literal case, the Marty McFly Paradox
        If Marty humped his teenage mom and came in her, he'd be his own father. George would just be the man who raised him.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          wouldn't that make a new timeline?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Besides, it’s really not that hard to just not frick your mom.
        are you sure

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He clearly never saw his mom's teenage photos.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let's be honest. there's something very wrong with you if you actually want to frick your mum -- young or not. i don't care how hot she is.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel weird now about watching this movie so many times with my mom

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    marty should have just absolutely pounded his mother

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are right. It would properly just create an alternative timeline without any real problems.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are right. It would properly just create an alternative timeline without any real problems.

      I wonder what their life would be like afterwards, if Marty actually decided to stay in the 50s dating Lorraine.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what would doc think

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He would consider it weird at first but I don't think he would care that much. He's a man of science. He would be way more interested in the exact reasons why Marty didn't fade away. Besides, Marty and Lorraine are like his only friends in the entire town. I feel like he'd be happy for them, in that regard.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing special, just a happier version of the original timeline thanks to more passion in marriage. Marty would stop caring about the weirdness of the situation right after consummating the marriage.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nothing special, just a happier version of the original timeline thanks to more passion in marriage. Marty would stop caring about the weirdness of the situation right after consummating the marriage.
          Damn, now I'm sad. Why couldn't they end up together? Both of them deserve to be happy.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m literally shaking rn

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that deleted scene where marty worries that changing the timeline will turn him gay

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white "conservative" mom wants to frick her white conservative son
    >good

    >fictional mermaid character black
    >bad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well clearly Michael Jordan should be played by a white man right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Das rite

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      not everything is about you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the same as a son deeptroating mom when dad is at work. Lorraine is a wholesome virgin without a boyfriend, a completely different person from Lorraine the mother.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not the same as a son deeptroating mom when dad is at work.
        Fricking kek

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is Marty might have made the wrong decision he just got lucky.

    What if it was a bootstrap paradox and he was his own father all along?

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