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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You really wanted Disney versions of these stories? Even after seeing what they did over the past eight years?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What, a poster?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The post-ROTJ EU was shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the EU was shit, people just remember the good stuff

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most of the EU was shit, people just remember the good stuff
        Wrong. Most of it was amazing, people focus on the bad stuff until they realize Disney stole that shit too then they go quiet.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wrong.
          >somehow Palpatine returned
          >luuke
          >the vong
          >IG-88 hijacking the death star 2
          It was full of moronic shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't take it though, still on my hard drive. They can cancel continuation of it but they can't erase what was already made.

        Eh, its about 50/50. They kept taking stellar 3 book series and padding them with a frick ton of filler nobody cared about to milk them as 9+ book series. But even the bad 50% is still better than anything Yidsney has put out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I know Disney Wars have largely been a failure but it's annoying that gays now use that failure as an excuse to rewrite history about the EU. It was mostly shit and people just remember the good stuff now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Luuke Skywalker
        People fricking defend this shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucasarts was absolute Kino, and then disney killed it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucasarts was incredibly poorly run, George would torpedo entire projects on a whim, there was no oversight on developers (Free Radical was embezzling funds given to make Battlefront 3 to make Haze instead), the company basically folded long before Disney bought Lucasfilm.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also eat a plate of turds every day btw.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those turds are called the Star Wars Expanded Universe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of the stories were overall shit, but as a collective setting, it has its charm.
      I certainly enjoy playing Thrawns Revenge

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was fun and comfy. Frick you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kyle Katarn is a self-insert mary sue and if you unironically like him you have no business getting asshurt over Rey

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The main character of a fps videogame that you play is a mary sue self-insert

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is true but you have to understand that most of this board is 90s kids who were born and raised on the Star Wars multimedia push of the late 90s and early 2000s. Your opinion is not compatible with their mindset, ever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Making any content post ROTJ outside of the occasional small scale stuff is a meme. Legacy’s existence only further cements this. It’s cancellation leaving the galaxy still fricked is well deserved. If your last hope in the galaxy is either some shitty character that ruins the skywalkers, Rey or Cade, then it absolutely deserves to be obliterated and ruined by an empire.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The entire fixation with the Skywalkers post-ROTJ annoyed the frick out of me in the EU, but Cade in particular took the cake.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think that's part of the reason why KotOR became such a smash hit back in the day. The Star Wars universe for you to explore, but without any Skywalkers&Friends wankery.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The prices of Star Wars CCG cards are at the rock bottom because of Disney so I've been buying them in bulk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks it will ever climb up

      How's your NFTs collection going?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The card market fluctuates wildly for the smallest reasons, you can sell a baseball card for 500% of its value if the player has three consecutive good games.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this piece of paper is worth $50000 because a guy hit a ball with a stick
          i hate consooooomers

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    women too beautiful to ever put on screen and no diversity kangs and muds

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could post ROTJ-eu content ever be condensed into a trilogy? I feel like it would be really difficult. I think another thing that would be lost is tone. Star Wars had lots of inspiration from pulpy media and serials, which had inspiration from theatre and radio plays, and this is something that is lost in a lot of modern Star Wars content and I’m not sure how to adapt this for a modern day trilogy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forcing yourself into a trilogy
      Why do they do this? We are seeing now the 'safe' hollywood equation imploding now with 'blockbusters' following that formula bombing left and right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You couldn't condense the entire thing into one trilogy, you'd have to pick and choose. And with the age of the OT actors when TFA was made, you would have had to have started after the Vong shit.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Black folk or ugly women, just attractive whites and aliens
    I just don’t know why it all had to be ruined by soulless boards of directors who all happen to be by pure coincidence israelites or women

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why it all had to be ruined
      Because story of Luke Skywalker is not only Hero's journey story, it is quintessential father/son story in the movie arts. It had to be torn down by the ideologues, it is unironically target number one of modern times.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        See:

        The EU was never canon and Lucas wanted Luke to be a hermit who gave up as a Jedi.
        Deal with it.

        Deal with it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The EU was never canon and Lucas wanted Luke to be a hermit who gave up as a Jedi.
          Deal with it.

          See:

          Eat my shit communist troon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Almost every mythic hero suffers hardship in old age.

        >King Arthur's Camelot falls into ruin and he dies in battle against his incest bastard
        >Beowulf dies against the dragon and the Geats quickly go extinct because the Age of Heroes has ended
        >Paul Atreides becomes the worst mass murderer to ever exist, his prescience can't save his wife from dying, he's blinded, and is eventually murdered as a blaphemer against his own Godhood

        Luke Skywalker being sad over seeing his achievements ultimately come to naught is entirely on brand

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right but Luke fanboys will still cry and pretend there's a conspiracy made by evil feminists to "destroy" the character despite the fact fricking Lucas wanted Luke to be a sad hermit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The EU was never canon and Lucas wanted Luke to be a hermit who gave up as a Jedi.
            Deal with it.

            Lucasarts was incredibly poorly run, George would torpedo entire projects on a whim, there was no oversight on developers (Free Radical was embezzling funds given to make Battlefront 3 to make Haze instead), the company basically folded long before Disney bought Lucasfilm.

            Holy shit stop obsessing over space flicks made for 12 year olds
            Grow up

            Which of you posters are israeli and which are democrats who were raised by single mothers?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              There wasn't a single good Star Wars game from 2005-2019, that's a full 7 years of LucasArts completely mismanaging the brand before the Disney purchase

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry that was a rhetorical question. I already mentioned israelites so I figured people would make the logical jump from my post to yours, but yes you are correct

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit stop obsessing over space flicks made for 12 year olds
    Grow up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat my shit communist troon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        Which of you posters are israeli and which are democrats who were raised by single mothers?

        >NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SHIT ON MY SPACE FANTASY MADE FOR CHILDREN!!! I WILL NOT GROW UP!
        Keep coping homosexuals. The israelites want to make you infantile.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude you saved so many western civilizations right now, it is time to restart third reich, find non-white allies and attack some white nations.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ironically enough it's mostly non-whites that enjoy slop like Soi Wars

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >muh slop
              One more western civilization saved, there will be statues of you everywhere

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry that you're upset about being called a non-white manchild

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being called a non-white manchild
                That is so stunning AND brave. Really resisting le system there.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1000 Luke clones and zombie stormtroopers
    eu was a bunch of bullshit and I'm glad it got offed

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The EU was never canon and Lucas wanted Luke to be a hermit who gave up as a Jedi.
    Deal with it.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i accidentally a star wars book in the late 90s or early 00's, i think it was lukes kid, and a girl, and they went on an adventure. luke was some teacher/master at a jedi school.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Luke a pedo?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Legends wasn't very good. A lot of it sucked ass. Some of it was really good. The best case scenario would've been Disney hiring talented people to redo the good parts of Legends. Make Thrawn trilogy line up with canon, take the idea of a foreign invasion and make it not shit, take the kids and not fricking kill them off, make Force like George Lucas intended instead of some Yin Yang shit, end the Empire instead of allowing them to linger on forever undoing the great work of our heroes, get rid of Dark Empire trilogy and what not. Literally had the benefit of hindsight and they chose not to use it. Like you had Jaina be a great female lead if that's what you want. Why in the living frick would you not use her? Or Mara? Or any of the storylines. I'll never understand the peabrains at Disney who managed to frick up such an easy win. The stories were right fricking there. Un-fricking-believable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Legends
      stopped reading there

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't take anything from me, Anon. The series ended in 2005 and that should have been sufficient for anybody.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made the awful books not-canon? Oh no, woe is on me!

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jaina Solo and Zekk did not end up together

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank god, it looks like shit.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked republic commando.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made their own continuity, at least it's safe.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clone Wars is the only Clone Wars.

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