NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH LE HECKIN CHILDHOODERINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T USE Cinemaphile CORRECTLY ERGO IT'S ACTUALLY YOU AND NOT ME WHY DONT YOU GO BACK SINCE YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>No meme arrow therethough you look like that and say that
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T USE Cinemaphile CORRECTLY ERGO IT'S ACTUALLY YOU AND NOT ME WHY DONT YOU GO BACK SINCE YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If by “they” you mean cellphones. Then you’re right. People checking phones, talking, and coming in near the end is why I went from three movies a week to none. The last film I saw in a theater was Joker at 3:15 on Veterans Day at Ipics. Only four of us were there.
>the giant trash bags full of popcorn from all the machines at the end of the night
i used to take them home and use them as bean bag chairs and when they'd pop we'd just eat the popcorn out of it. my basement was a fricking mess
one time this kid i kinda knew was really drunk in one of the theaters and he didn't like the movie so he got up and cut a big hole in the screen with his knife and I tried to act like a tough guy at the time because I knew his older sister and she was like a year younger than me and she was kinda uggo so I straight up snitched this kid out but fricking century theaters just let him go and i didn't get a raise or a promotion or nothing they just told me b***h ass haters don't get paid and then fired me now i live on SSI, i never got it together. but that kid's sister was ugly af
>CLEAN IT UP
I like to sit in the back and squeeze out a little doody through the hole I cut in the bottom of my trousers 🙂 it usually slides right up the spring loaded folding seat, boom, gone, not my problem
>sticky floors >c**ts on their phones >c**ts and their c**t friends laughing >c**ts that walk in at the last second and sit beside you when you think you're in the clear >c**ts that bring their screaming children
Yeah take me back I really miss the experience sovl etc
I hate the modernist style of movie theatres. The one I go to in the big city close to me is clean, modern, kind of curved and modernist/futurist and not the good kind. No more comfy liminal spaces, no more comfy anything. Clean, sterile, soulless. The way of the future.
Who are you talking about here OP? Is it the pig ignorant subhumans who can't shut the frick up, or turn off their mobiles, or start fights over nothing, or generally do anything which attracts attention to themselves over the film which a paying audience just wants to enjoy amongst similar minded, respectable and conscientious peers?
If by "they" you mean society, yes, I agree. "They" fricked it. Why are "they" so uneducated and animalistic?
Good, stuff anon. Just you keep living in that darkness, with all the tiny ant people who are devoid of morals and societal standards. I'll be here getting a cold one out the fridge whilst my luxurious and paused 4k home cinema setup awaits my return.
same i hate going out but cinemas are usually fun. it's only bad if you are watching some disney shit. of course some downsie child will be screaming and speging out. If you go see an actual good film it's just a few people sat there chilling
why did we move from things being whimsical and garish to everything being the same grey vinyl false wood paneling? i feel like western society takes itself too seriously. we don't want to admit we are in a crummy movie theater eating palm oil and drinking HFCS. so instead we continue that behavior but sit on faux leather reclining chairs while we do it.
apartments look like taco bells look like grocery stores look like dentist offices and so on. i want off globohomo's wild ride.
It is somewhat lamentable about the death of theatres but they did it to themselves. Not only is Hollywood pumping out shit for theatres to not be able to justify $50 a person for the experience, but filmmakers now no longer have the ability to showcase their work on a big screen with as many people enjoying it at once. That's gone now. One could say the Chinese bung lung has a lot to do with it, but all it did was speed up a process of dying ten years faster for theatres.
Growing up it was matinee only, no concessions, coupon / dollar menu fast food either eaten in the parking lot as quickly as possible before showtime, or after showtime. Either are equally as bad because on the one hand you can't enjoy your food because the clock is ticking, or you have the agonizing wait until you can eat after.
Anyone ever participated in the embarrassing move where you are dropped off in the fast food lobby while your parents use the drive thru, so you can use two "one per customer per order" coupons at the same time?
They took:
1.kino
2.tv
3.vidya
4.music
5.women
6.men
7.freedom of speech
I'm sure that you not paying attention or even not realizing that they won. We're obsolete in this age and it's going to get even worse with each decade. Our love for quality and sanity will be deemed as mental illness. We will become absolute outcasts.
I love you all, my fellow remaining men and women. We had a good run.
That's clearly a cinema in 2022 though given the posters
check & mate
And I'll take away your right to watch movies if you keep endulging in capeshit, sir. You're an embrassment to the Kino community
>Remember... no singles
what about doubles?
I wouldn’t see movies in the theaters anymore anyway since the shit that comes out now fricking sucks
whoa there was a morbius movie in the 90s?
its was a different time
a morbin time!
Kino carpet. I miss going to the kinoplex but there's frick all on that I want to watch until late this year.
Thanks doc
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH LE HECKIN CHILDHOODERINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS BUT UNIRONICALLY
>Voyager the Arcade Game
>get robbed and Disruptored by Benkarans
>children get fingered by Talaxians
>leave the game a super-evolved salamander
God I’d jerk off in that so hard. Thinking about janeway or maybe neelix
>that carpet design
>squished popcorn on the floor
>heavy smell of popcorn in the air
SOVL
Where do you buy that crazy carpet? I want that it my house.
for me it's Cruis'n USA
CRUISN
No meme arrow therethough you look like that and say that
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T USE Cinemaphile CORRECTLY ERGO IT'S ACTUALLY YOU AND NOT ME WHY DONT YOU GO BACK SINCE YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how big is your soijack folder?
go back to soijack party numb nuts
AI generated soijacks are cool
Yes
You had Morbius and Lightyear during your childhood?
'emmy
checked
Fpbp
Too fricking dirty things I used to fricking love are gross now
If by “they” you mean cellphones. Then you’re right. People checking phones, talking, and coming in near the end is why I went from three movies a week to none. The last film I saw in a theater was Joker at 3:15 on Veterans Day at Ipics. Only four of us were there.
What's with kinoplexes and migraine-inducing ugly decor?
the frick are you talking about. that's just my job when i was 15 back in like 2004, frick that, they can keep it
Is there a reason movie theatres use carpet?
Imagine a busy day at the theatre with hundreds of hard shoes on linoleum. That shit is going to be noticeable.
actually the kinoplex near me uses tiles and isnt that bad besides the marks from dirty shoes, which can be cleaned easily
Keeps the brothas honest since they can't sprint on it.
makes stains less noticeable
same reasons bus use moronic carpet patterns, to hide stains
Can't slip and sue on coke spilled on carpet.
>the giant trash bags full of popcorn from all the machines at the end of the night
i used to take them home and use them as bean bag chairs and when they'd pop we'd just eat the popcorn out of it. my basement was a fricking mess
The theater needs an upgrade.
one time this kid i kinda knew was really drunk in one of the theaters and he didn't like the movie so he got up and cut a big hole in the screen with his knife and I tried to act like a tough guy at the time because I knew his older sister and she was like a year younger than me and she was kinda uggo so I straight up snitched this kid out but fricking century theaters just let him go and i didn't get a raise or a promotion or nothing they just told me b***h ass haters don't get paid and then fired me now i live on SSI, i never got it together. but that kid's sister was ugly af
I'm pretty sure I've been in that theater. Do you happen to live in Texas?
>This is what they took away from me
Thank god.
>CLEAN IT UP
I like to sit in the back and squeeze out a little doody through the hole I cut in the bottom of my trousers 🙂 it usually slides right up the spring loaded folding seat, boom, gone, not my problem
Clean it up wagie
>St Louis movie theater
I'm more concerned about them taking away good movies than the overpriced cinemas in which to screen them.
>No meme arrow therethough you look like that and say that
That’s tinsel town. I have one in West Monroe, Louisiana.
It looks like a ship from the side, with 3 large smoke plumes
>zoomers will never know the pleasures of eating crab legs in the shower during admission
Red Pill me on the Unrelenting Star of Pain
Hm? People say they think its the past. But this is today
In retrospect I think the only reason I ever liked movie theaters was because of the arcade in the lobby
>eye blistering carpet patterns
>overpriced food
>massive crowds full of rude people and minorities
>an ever present stench of soda soaked popcorn
They can fricking keep it. I'll stick to pirating shit in 4k and playing it in my living room on my overpriced tv.
>sticky floors
>c**ts on their phones
>c**ts and their c**t friends laughing
>c**ts that walk in at the last second and sit beside you when you think you're in the clear
>c**ts that bring their screaming children
Yeah take me back I really miss the experience sovl etc
I hate the modernist style of movie theatres. The one I go to in the big city close to me is clean, modern, kind of curved and modernist/futurist and not the good kind. No more comfy liminal spaces, no more comfy anything. Clean, sterile, soulless. The way of the future.
check this out
feels like fricking O'Hare
Unironically looks like a fricking train station
looks like a DMV kek
that's what's known as a Flickplex
Who are you talking about here OP? Is it the pig ignorant subhumans who can't shut the frick up, or turn off their mobiles, or start fights over nothing, or generally do anything which attracts attention to themselves over the film which a paying audience just wants to enjoy amongst similar minded, respectable and conscientious peers?
If by "they" you mean society, yes, I agree. "They" fricked it. Why are "they" so uneducated and animalistic?
Kinoplexes invited in the N factor. Bad move.
no, THIS is what they took from you
Danke Herr Doktor.
>checkerboard tiles
whew took me back
Movie theaters are comfy, I'll never understand the antisocial misanthropes who say they only want to watch things streaming at home
Good, stuff anon. Just you keep living in that darkness, with all the tiny ant people who are devoid of morals and societal standards. I'll be here getting a cold one out the fridge whilst my luxurious and paused 4k home cinema setup awaits my return.
same i hate going out but cinemas are usually fun. it's only bad if you are watching some disney shit. of course some downsie child will be screaming and speging out. If you go see an actual good film it's just a few people sat there chilling
looks like a Shining set
Holy shit movies 12?!?!?? I was just there a few weeks ago. Small world.
> you will never watch a movie in a Masonic theatre
Is this in Ames, Iowa? It looks exactly like Movies 12 there.
I’m in Canada I thought movies 12 was a Canadian thing kek
OH NO IS THAT A LIMINAL SPACE
gracias doctor
We have to go back.
WE HAVE TO GO BAAAAACK
Does your local theater print tickets on thicker cardstock? Everywhere I go now, post-pandi, print them like receipts. Not worth putting in a shoebox.
>tfw you've been a recluse for so long (and haven't gone to the theater in years) that going into a place like this wouldn't seem 'retro' at all
why did we move from things being whimsical and garish to everything being the same grey vinyl false wood paneling? i feel like western society takes itself too seriously. we don't want to admit we are in a crummy movie theater eating palm oil and drinking HFCS. so instead we continue that behavior but sit on faux leather reclining chairs while we do it.
apartments look like taco bells look like grocery stores look like dentist offices and so on. i want off globohomo's wild ride.
>going to the movies as a kid
>feel like royalty
>going to the movies as an adult
>feel like a peasant
all those moments gone
candy hit different at $5 a box no cap
It is somewhat lamentable about the death of theatres but they did it to themselves. Not only is Hollywood pumping out shit for theatres to not be able to justify $50 a person for the experience, but filmmakers now no longer have the ability to showcase their work on a big screen with as many people enjoying it at once. That's gone now. One could say the Chinese bung lung has a lot to do with it, but all it did was speed up a process of dying ten years faster for theatres.
Growing up it was matinee only, no concessions, coupon / dollar menu fast food either eaten in the parking lot as quickly as possible before showtime, or after showtime. Either are equally as bad because on the one hand you can't enjoy your food because the clock is ticking, or you have the agonizing wait until you can eat after.
Anyone ever participated in the embarrassing move where you are dropped off in the fast food lobby while your parents use the drive thru, so you can use two "one per customer per order" coupons at the same time?
My tv is literally better than my local theater's screen so oh well.
Why don’t movie theaters let people pay $15 for a ticket to watch a movie at home? I never understood why they’re so behind the times.
I have never been in a cinema since 10 years ago
Theaters are shit anyway, they haven't offered complementary hawks for years
WE HAVE TO GO BACK LADS
They took:
1.kino
2.tv
3.vidya
4.music
5.women
6.men
7.freedom of speech
I'm sure that you not paying attention or even not realizing that they won. We're obsolete in this age and it's going to get even worse with each decade. Our love for quality and sanity will be deemed as mental illness. We will become absolute outcasts.
I love you all, my fellow remaining men and women. We had a good run.