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we don't want him
the first gay batman? nah I don't think so lol.
also he's too old to have longevity as batman for 15 years to prop up a cinematic universe.
>muh cinematic universe
Brainrot
Movies can be made without a 15 year plan
Warner brothers wants a cinematic universe, whether you do or not.
This is a multi multi billion dollar potential franchise, Jake is an unstable schizo who shouts at people on set, is closeted and doesn't have the commanding presence that Batman needs.
Comics are designed to have these characters crossover, Batman elevates Superman and vice versa if the interaction is done correctly. If you aren't a fan of the source material then why are you even talking about it?
Source material has nothing to do with my post. Movies can be made without a 15 year plan, not everything has to be in a cinematic universe
not everything, sure, but comic book films using the big 2 comic universes should be made with a cinematic universe in mind.
source material has everything to do with it, trying to make a cinematic universe out of star wars is moronic because it is stretching out what little intrigue the setting has as a ensemble piece with high stakes to some weird grift with half baked characters getting fleshed out into something they are not.
the source material for comics is so wide and intended for cross-overs that it demands it.
I want to jerk off to buff men like Cavill and Affleck but Gunn only hires homosexuals and Black folk
Getting sick of all these actors wanting to play time as Batman. Its been done.
>Why do so many actors want job security and millions of dollars for 2 months of work?!?!?!
>job security
look how well that worked out for kang kek
Maybe don't hit women?
You say that as if it’s easy.
I don't want to see a sleepy eyed israelite as Batman though
He doesn't have the batman voice
Donnie Darko should be proud that he got picked to play Mysterio
I like ya bois take on batman where everybody basically knows bruce wayne is batman but goes along with pretending because they dont want to be killed by him.
>they dont want to be killed by him.
this homie wont even kill the joker.
He cant kill the joker because without the joker there is no reason for batman to exist.
maybe they could make the gay gyllenhaal angle work for them.
Batman and the Joker refuse to kill each other because they're secretly in love.
Surely that's been done before.
At least once metaphorically like in the 50s and probably literally and very graphically in the last 10 years.
This doesn’t even make sense. The whole “You’re not batman without me to stop!” never made sense at all and is so melodramatic. Joker’s just another b***h in a whole city of crooks, maniacs, and supervillains.
>remove joker
>Batman now no longer exists
>all those other villains now take over the city because no Batman
Your argument is possibly the dumbest shit I've ever read.
Not that anon and I completely agree with you, I find it so frickin dumb and cringey when Batman games/toons/movies/comics/whatever pull this card. It doesn’t make sense at all.
>Co-Writer's Top Choice
Means co-writer is a friend. Jakey too crazy for Batman, villain only. There's probably a Marvel hero he could do but he's like a little boy. Bruce Wayne is not a little boy. Kinda insulting but he'd be a good Nightwing?
He's too old man
He could've been Mr Fantastic if only he hadn't played Mysterio already
>Lost out on incest kino in Dark Knight
Frick Nolan
>Ben Affleck, notoriously shitty actor, is Batman at 44
Everybody cums their pants
>Jake Gyllenhaal, a fantastic and superior actor to Shitfleck, is Batman at 41
NOOOOOO ITS SUCH A BAT CHOICE HES TOO OLD AMMMMGGGG MY CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
t. donnie darko
Haven't seen it
You don’t watch your own movies, Jake?
t. Jake
Ben is an imposing chad with a huge jaw. Jake is a small framed 6 foot manlet. Wouldn't look the part at all. Would have been another bale/pattinson gayfest.
>Ben Affleck
>Chad
You're braindead
He's the quintessential chad actor. Jake will always be a beta israelite at heart no matter how much he bulks up.
There’s something that just screams “insecure” about gyllenhall that I can’t put my finger on. He reminds me of a white Simu Liu, always trying to prove himself.
He gives off tryhard vibes in his dramatic performances for sure. Aspiring for a level of respect that's just out of his reach.
He's a fricking moron and a shit actor that is only somewhat in the game because he's friends with Matt Damon
Jake will always be forever-mogged by him. Height and jawline > Intelligence/acting talent
Are you the person who officially understands the codified doctrine of Hollywood?
He would have been a good scarecrow
This guy’s still chasing the superhero train after being in that spiderman movie kek, he must know the only people who watch his slop now are teenage girls.
Jake has forsaken kino. He was on a good run about 10 years ago.
the dark nightcrawler