The 90s Static cartoon was pure kino though, and that's because it wasn't really about race.
Couldn't be remade today without being shit unfortunately.
I always laugh when I see blacks cling to the Wakanda thing. My response is always “It was created by a couple of israeli guys over 50 years ago, and none of you gave a shit about it until it was put into an easy-to-consume movie that the filmmakers basically pre-chewed for you so you didn’t have to do any pesky reading, and despite Disney marketing is an argument for why segregation and racially-homogenous ethnostates are a good thing”
>their ancestry is heroic
What the Inca/Aztec/Mayan/etc empires did down there wasn't "heroic" and neither was what the Spanish conquistadors did.
Or do they mean the squat jungle goblins who just kinda hung around, over-bred and got ceremonially gutted?
This. There's gotta be better options, right? Even the shit about being "the original owners of the US/LA/TExas regions". No you weren't. That was the Spanish. The seconds their empire failed all that shit ended. Go take it up with them.
>"Papa, why you no leave me anything!!?" >But we left you Mehico? >"Nooo, ees sheety."
there all nepo babies from wealthy parts of mexico and shit
Also this. All the old bloodlines fell for the same Hollywood faerie-glamor shit as the normies and see being Pop and TV and Movie stars as the ultimate status achievement.
Especially when you look at the actual number who where involved in toppling shit like the Aztec, it was only like a couple hundred Spaniards vs. thousands of savage aztecs, (they had some allies who where sick of the aztecs as well)
Someone make that shit into a movie, couple hundred conquistadores in armor just ruthlesslesly slaughtering hordes of savage bloodthirsty Aztecs who want to rip the heart out of everything they sea
>muh smallpox
it's a moot argument in this situation. It wiped out like 40% of the natives in the area, but it affected both the Aztecs and the Cortez's native allies alike. So it's just a general reduction of numbers across the board, Spaniards where resistant, but still lost some, but where only 200 guys.
The incas and other andeans were pretty cool cultivating a bunch of neat plants for us though like potatoes and chocolate and tomatoes and maize and other shit.
Especially when you look at the actual number who where involved in toppling shit like the Aztec, it was only like a couple hundred Spaniards vs. thousands of savage aztecs, (they had some allies who where sick of the aztecs as well)
Someone make that shit into a movie, couple hundred conquistadores in armor just ruthlesslesly slaughtering hordes of savage bloodthirsty Aztecs who want to rip the heart out of everything they sea
except the spaniards were basically used by the Tlaxcalans to overthrow their neighbors. The army was mostly Tlaxcalan, the majority of slaughter of the aztecs was Tlaxcalan doing.
>third worlders are so desperate for validation they lose their fricking minds if you even say the name of their country
Seeing TACOPACO MENTIONED and a bunch of people freaking out about it is legitimately the saddest thing. The fact they have no self awareness about it is pathetic.
World breakdown. >America is Brazil >Brazil can't sustain an economy >You are here >Import/export collapses >BRICS (Russia and China really, India's done for at this point) takes food-producing nations >Africans head north
Then it's anybody's guess.
in a few centuries people will think about the white race like medieval peoples thought about rome. Everyone will be larping as white and try to claim themselves as the heirs to the white race but it will take them millennia to do what whites did a few hundred years.
If they have a history by then. Not to be racist, but the intelligence drop when you remove whites from the equation...
...Look up African intelligence statistics and cross-reference with colonization. After whites are gone, the average black IQ will regress to ~55 if they are very, very lucky.
We'll be responsible for conquering America by doing absolutely nothing other than having lots of sex and kids while whiteys pay for our welfare. That's more than you can say your people accomplished.
Am I moronic because seeing someone who looks like me on screen never changed my life or stirred some monumentous emotional reaction? Maybe I'm just not poor or dumb enough.
>Representation is important >Except when is about of removing original white characters and turning them brown/black, then representation doesn't matter is not important, why do you care? why does it matter to you? let people have fun
israelites aren't white. If you claim otherwise you are accepting onto your own genetic line (for all eternity) all the disgusting, trumped-up bad karma laid on whites during the current anti-white culture (with additional interest backdated by at least 100 years).
You reminded me of an old Jessica Alba interview where she did a DNA test and got disappointed and defensive when it turned out her DNA is mostly Spanish instead of mostly native American.
Did he mean to write "You're all superheroes, cabrones! ese!"?
I must be wrong, right? is not like he fricked up both English and Spanish in the same sentence
Cortez had like 200 men with him and Teotihuacán had an army of 10,000. The only reason Cortez was able to conquer the city was because the Aztecs pissed off all the other natives who joined Cortez and eventually made it 10k men vs 10k men. It was less like Cortez won and more like he was on the winning side.
Yes.....
but in the film adaptation, we will overlook those numbers.
downplay Cortez's allies, ramp up the aztecs savage army numbers.
It'll be Cortez's 200 armored conquistadores (and native sidekicks) BTFO out of hordes of screaming savage aztec warriors
Why won't the studio's make my movie?
Then why did the homosexual indians wait for Cortez to show before stomping the aztecs? Oh because they COULDN’T nad Cortez was a fricking chad who made all that happen
The best weapons the Spaniards had were actually their swords made of refined toledo steel. The most advanced Aztec weapons were clubs with bits of glass stuck in them.
>had his dudes like massacre the limbs of the people holding up the Chieftain's carrying chair
No, that was Pedro de Alvarado. The first time they fled the city, they took all the gold they could carry. This led to some of the troops falling and drowning in the canals. Alvarado used their bodies to run across the canal. And that is why there is/was a street named Puente de Alvarado (Alvarado's bridge)
>all those leftists calling israelites israelites and showing swastikas due the hamas/israel war
It really is funny how they're literally the same thing they complain about
What does a symbiotic suit from an alien race have to do with Mexican ancestry? Is it because of the papier-mâché dolls they have been trying to pass of as legit extraterrestrials? Do they see themselves as aliens invading other nations and enriching the inhabitants? Wouldn’t Zorro, who has been played multiple times by Latino characters, already fill that role in a historically relevant and much more dignified manner, instead of relying on another israelite owned creation designed to sucker money out of gullible idiots?
But making him Zorro wouldn't be as appealing as degrading and shitting on another culture instead. It's not about giving minorities (if they can even be called that anymore) more roles, it is about eradicating and removing said roles from white people.
>spaniards >white
No way, Jose. Sorry being an Arab rapebaby Moorish mutt doesn't make you white. You're as white as a Slav is. In other words: not at all.
Because the point is removing Dan Garret and Ted Kord from the reader's/viewer's mind. That's why all "elevating" media is about replacing a previous white character
>There is [...] no tweet, [...] that can quantify the feeling side [sic] a child who sees their ancestry is heroic. >posts an Instagram post quantifying it instead.
Mexican people didn't show up because it's a shitty Hollywood Americanized pandering to Latinos.
Maybe a few American born people were into it but obviously it wasn't enough.
If they did an El Chapulín Colorado movie it would sell like crazy among Spanish speakers.
Some random D tier superhero no one but comic nerds know of isn't going to cut it.
>Wouldn't have accomplished anything or even tried if it wasn't for the alien super weapon that fell into his lap and even then he was what held the super weapon back from accomplishing anything and in doing so endangered everyone. >My ancestry is so heroic!
>Dlo
Is that it's full name? wtf, blacks should just be assigned names at birth, they are the one race that routinely fricks up naming there kids with gibberish names.
I never really noticed the fricking races of people in films much when I was a kid (maybe having like 3% of kids in my school be white contributed to this). I don't know what these people are on about.
also just another excuse for non whites to be allowed to exercise their own form of tribal nationalism that whites would get demonized for.
>This is why representation is important.
Representation wasn't necessary for the actor to get the role, from viewing latinos as heroic, or from depicting latinos as heroic. Every reason they give for the importance of representation is garbage.
I've literally never seen my people explicitly depicted in film or television, and in the implied representations my ilk are all statistically all monstrous, and in many of those cases literally monster-like. Weird how I didn't need to be represented, at all, ever.
I’m not even against “representation” as long as the characters are actually original and not some raceswap. Make your own heroes and legends, then there’s no problem other than filling seats.
>btw we're MEXICAN!
the mexican backdrop would've been cool if they didn't beat you over the head every chance they get by stating that they are, in fact, mexican. made the movie completely insufferable.
It goes the other way, too. LMWF couples are also pretty successful.
The incas and other andeans were pretty cool cultivating a bunch of neat plants for us though like potatoes and chocolate and tomatoes and maize and other shit.
[...]
except the spaniards were basically used by the Tlaxcalans to overthrow their neighbors. The army was mostly Tlaxcalan, the majority of slaughter of the aztecs was Tlaxcalan doing.
Why did they put wheels on toys but didn't create carts or anything?
>Why did they put wheels on toys but didn't create carts or anything?
no suitable beasts of burden for pulling carts were native to the new world. The lack of horses really fricked over the continent compared to Eurasian civilization in technological progression. I'm just happy about the plants they cultivated. Imagine lasagna with carrot sauce instead of tomato sauce. gross
>quantify the feeling inside a child who sees their ancestry is heroic
How long have you been in the country, you can't learn to speak the fricking language?
WB really doesn't know what to do with Booster, they even gave the CW a chance to use him As a Black dude, of course and the CW canceled the show where it appeared for 1 episode kek.
>white >only time anyone in the past 50 years of tv or movies has looked or acted like me is pic related
I DEMAND MORE REPRESENTATION FARTKNOCKERS!!!11!
I've never understood this obsession non-Whites have with people that are not them. Is it that their lives are so shit that they need to live vicariously through celebrities? Why don't they just go home if they hate it here so badly?
all iberians are just latins who lost their culture to muslim conquerors. Your languages were twisted and perverted by arabic, your mothers were raped and bred by arabic men. It took the French to save you from being completely conquered. Never forget Iberian, you are not a true latin.
No, that's catastrophic. Whites are going away, every statistic supports this. Building races up on white legends only serves to bury their pride like weeds when the whites finally leave.
It'll be great for Asians/Slavs though. They'll have their slave races all set up and ready- broken, historyless, de-cultured mongrels ready to adapt any identity the remaining races are willing to give. >Work this field.
...Somedays I think it's all intentional.
its sad the wetbacks had no culture or history or heroes in the hundreds of years since we uplifted them and the hundreds of years prior. im glad some israelites made up some magic alien bug parasite to give them a hero to look up to.
nonwhite "people" are so pathetic. talking about muh heritage in a White country, in English, via White mediums etc etc. As a White Man I am the direct descendant of the closest thing the world will ever have to super heroes, I don't have to see someone put on a cape and play pretend
OG Blue Beetle wasn’t even a superhero, he was just a white guy with a flashgun that he used to blind people before beating the shit out of them. He was basically Batman on a budget.
FLOP BEETLE
wtf is blue beetle?
racist anti white iron man,
but utterly cucked to any female in sight
>not in Spanish
imagine being part of such a useless loser race that white anglo homosexuals drawing you in superhero suits causes a sense of ethnic pride.
Every popular BIPOC superhero was made by whites or israelites, it's hilarious.
Static used to be popular.
The 90s Static cartoon was pure kino though, and that's because it wasn't really about race.
Couldn't be remade today without being shit unfortunately.
Please show on the graph where the tweet hurt you
What graph?
miserable attempt at a turnaround
Rebdit moment
You're such a tool.
wait till you hear about the black panther movie
It's sad but funny at the same time.
They haven't done anything beyond being conquered, tokenized and be nothing but window dressing for the white man's life.
when you have no accomplishments you hold yourself to lower standards
This is very true. Like being rejected for an average job in accounting or police work.
That's just US citizens, the rest don't care
Nice cope taco
I always laugh when I see blacks cling to the Wakanda thing. My response is always “It was created by a couple of israeli guys over 50 years ago, and none of you gave a shit about it until it was put into an easy-to-consume movie that the filmmakers basically pre-chewed for you so you didn’t have to do any pesky reading, and despite Disney marketing is an argument for why segregation and racially-homogenous ethnostates are a good thing”
>white anglo homosexuals
Good goylem
>their ancestry is heroic
What the Inca/Aztec/Mayan/etc empires did down there wasn't "heroic" and neither was what the Spanish conquistadors did.
Or do they mean the squat jungle goblins who just kinda hung around, over-bred and got ceremonially gutted?
This. There's gotta be better options, right? Even the shit about being "the original owners of the US/LA/TExas regions". No you weren't. That was the Spanish. The seconds their empire failed all that shit ended. Go take it up with them.
>"Papa, why you no leave me anything!!?"
>But we left you Mehico?
>"Nooo, ees sheety."
Also this. All the old bloodlines fell for the same Hollywood faerie-glamor shit as the normies and see being Pop and TV and Movie stars as the ultimate status achievement.
>neither was what the Spanish conquistadors did
Stopping sacrificial killings and fricking primo bean pussy is pretty based and heroic.
Especially when you look at the actual number who where involved in toppling shit like the Aztec, it was only like a couple hundred Spaniards vs. thousands of savage aztecs, (they had some allies who where sick of the aztecs as well)
Someone make that shit into a movie, couple hundred conquistadores in armor just ruthlesslesly slaughtering hordes of savage bloodthirsty Aztecs who want to rip the heart out of everything they sea
uhmmm chuddy it was smallpox that did most of the work.
>muh smallpox
it's a moot argument in this situation. It wiped out like 40% of the natives in the area, but it affected both the Aztecs and the Cortez's native allies alike. So it's just a general reduction of numbers across the board, Spaniards where resistant, but still lost some, but where only 200 guys.
Its pretty insane when you think about it how many light skinned latinos there are and its all because of rape
can't rape the willing, buddy. those hairless brownettes probably were orgasming at the sight of actual men for the first time in their lives.
The incas and other andeans were pretty cool cultivating a bunch of neat plants for us though like potatoes and chocolate and tomatoes and maize and other shit.
except the spaniards were basically used by the Tlaxcalans to overthrow their neighbors. The army was mostly Tlaxcalan, the majority of slaughter of the aztecs was Tlaxcalan doing.
jews are white now?
Your mom sleeps with Black folk
>the africans will create a religion around wakanda in our lifetimes
>white anglo homosexuals
Kek those losers either aren't working or work for a israelite
>third worlders are so desperate for validation they lose their fricking minds if you even say the name of their country
Seeing TACOPACO MENTIONED and a bunch of people freaking out about it is legitimately the saddest thing. The fact they have no self awareness about it is pathetic.
Blue beetle was pretty mid
But The Flash...that was sovlful
What happens when they become the majority
World breakdown.
>America is Brazil
>Brazil can't sustain an economy
>You are here
>Import/export collapses
>BRICS (Russia and China really, India's done for at this point) takes food-producing nations
>Africans head north
Then it's anybody's guess.
in a few centuries people will think about the white race like medieval peoples thought about rome. Everyone will be larping as white and try to claim themselves as the heirs to the white race but it will take them millennia to do what whites did a few hundred years.
If they have a history by then. Not to be racist, but the intelligence drop when you remove whites from the equation...
...Look up African intelligence statistics and cross-reference with colonization. After whites are gone, the average black IQ will regress to ~55 if they are very, very lucky.
After the internet collapses and the great famines begin, white people will be seen as something like Atlanteans or extraterrestrials.
America would be improved by morphing into Brazil. America is turning into Venezuela.
This. I watch 99% Japanese shit these days. Seeing a token whitey brought out makes me want to turn the fricking thing off, it's always moronic.
I cannot imagine how dumb you have to be to get excited about seeing "someone who looks at you" in a show or something.
when i saw wakanda i cried knowing that martin luther king couldnt see his dream come true while he was still alive
speak for all the latinx-americans, real latinos dont give a frick about that israelite fantasy made for the goys
>white anglo homosexuals
you mean israelites, right?
I like my representation in team fortress 2 🙂
We'll be responsible for conquering America by doing absolutely nothing other than having lots of sex and kids while whiteys pay for our welfare. That's more than you can say your people accomplished.
Except Europeans
well yeah, that's a given
Why do people speak in hyperbole now? It's so hysterical.
These are hysterical times
Any society that only pays attention to cry wolf scenarios is going to be hyperbolic.
wtf is that esl even saying?
?t=216
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I like the guy in Karate Kid. In fact I like him so much I was willing to watch Blue Beetle but I don't know anymore because he feels woke.
Why do all hispanics being pushed right now by zog have weird names like Xolo, Xhichi, Xiotlxz
What's wrong with Maria Gonzales
there all nepo babies from wealthy parts of mexico and shit
the poor ethnicities don't give a frick about hollywood.
trying to emphasize LatinX. it's subtle psychological association.
their parents are chicanos who cant speak spanish so they compensate with naming their kids with the most indio of names
Am I moronic because seeing someone who looks like me on screen never changed my life or stirred some monumentous emotional reaction? Maybe I'm just not poor or dumb enough.
that's not even a sentence
>his ancestry
>an american fictional character
the absolute state
They want to play the Wakanda card but with a real existing culture.
Blue wienerroach
>you're all superhero's cabrones! ashe
>Representation is important
>Except when is about of removing original white characters and turning them brown/black, then representation doesn't matter is not important, why do you care? why does it matter to you? let people have fun
Whites are overrepresented already
israelites aren't white. If you claim otherwise you are accepting onto your own genetic line (for all eternity) all the disgusting, trumped-up bad karma laid on whites during the current anti-white culture (with additional interest backdated by at least 100 years).
>Whites are overrepresented in the entertainment they created for themselves.
Theyre of European descent. Their ancestors slaughtered the indigenous populations of South America. Thats heroic lol
You reminded me of an old Jessica Alba interview where she did a DNA test and got disappointed and defensive when it turned out her DNA is mostly Spanish instead of mostly native American.
Yeah she was like 90+% Spanish, it was rather funny
Was it on Finding Your Roots? Cause that shit is great. Skip Gates loves telling Latinos that their family is rapists and slavers
you can't pander to use like that, ese'
we don't really care about that shit
I got blue beetles at the house beneath my fridge, homie, you ain't shit
Hell yeah brother, white power n'shit.
Oh... you didn't mean those children? Oops.
>a child who sees their latin ancestry is heroic
NOOO NOOO this ancestry
>a child who sees their latin ancestry is heroic
KEK, it's even more funny because 99% of beaner morons cry about colonization
Did he mean to write "You're all superheroes, cabrones! ese!"?
I must be wrong, right? is not like he fricked up both English and Spanish in the same sentence
NOOOOO not this ancestry!!
>those armors at that time
Fake news
Theres a reason why you beaners speak Spanish and Portuguese
>THE GREAT JAGUAR SPIRIT OF MY ANCESTRAL WAR GODS PROVIDE ME WITH-ACK!
>Str vs Dex builds
Cortez had like 200 men with him and Teotihuacán had an army of 10,000. The only reason Cortez was able to conquer the city was because the Aztecs pissed off all the other natives who joined Cortez and eventually made it 10k men vs 10k men. It was less like Cortez won and more like he was on the winning side.
Yes.....
but in the film adaptation, we will overlook those numbers.
downplay Cortez's allies, ramp up the aztecs savage army numbers.
It'll be Cortez's 200 armored conquistadores (and native sidekicks) BTFO out of hordes of screaming savage aztec warriors
Why won't the studio's make my movie?
>ywn rack up a 1000 killstreak with sword and lance on horseback
Why even live?
Then why did the homosexual indians wait for Cortez to show before stomping the aztecs? Oh because they COULDN’T nad Cortez was a fricking chad who made all that happen
Was Cortez the one who used guns against them and had his dudes like massacre the limbs of the people holding up the Chieftain's carrying chair?
The best weapons the Spaniards had were actually their swords made of refined toledo steel. The most advanced Aztec weapons were clubs with bits of glass stuck in them.
>had his dudes like massacre the limbs of the people holding up the Chieftain's carrying chair
No, that was Pedro de Alvarado. The first time they fled the city, they took all the gold they could carry. This led to some of the troops falling and drowning in the canals. Alvarado used their bodies to run across the canal. And that is why there is/was a street named Puente de Alvarado (Alvarado's bridge)
Aztecs got fully rehabilitated while spainards are stuck with the Black Legend.
>IT'S A CARTOON ABOUT SPACE WIZARDS! WHY DO YOU CARE?
>Except when we are in it, then it's important and powerful and relevant
I too enjoyed La Beano Azul
Yet another brown-washed hero. Why can't they come up with original characters, anon?
I like how if you're even slightly brownish you can be as rampantly and arrogantly racist as you like and leftist and woke morons will celebrate it.
>all those leftists calling israelites israelites and showing swastikas due the hamas/israel war
It really is funny how they're literally the same thing they complain about
What does a symbiotic suit from an alien race have to do with Mexican ancestry? Is it because of the papier-mâché dolls they have been trying to pass of as legit extraterrestrials? Do they see themselves as aliens invading other nations and enriching the inhabitants? Wouldn’t Zorro, who has been played multiple times by Latino characters, already fill that role in a historically relevant and much more dignified manner, instead of relying on another israelite owned creation designed to sucker money out of gullible idiots?
But making him Zorro wouldn't be as appealing as degrading and shitting on another culture instead. It's not about giving minorities (if they can even be called that anymore) more roles, it is about eradicating and removing said roles from white people.
Also Zorro is technically white.
Only if you consider Spaniards white, which all leftists do mind you
>spaniards
>white
No way, Jose. Sorry being an Arab rapebaby Moorish mutt doesn't make you white. You're as white as a Slav is. In other words: not at all.
NTA but you can't have the "Spaniards are Moors" and "Spaniards genocided Moors and israelites with their inquisition" at the same time
You can't "genocide" 800 years of moor blood from you José.
>No way, Jose. Sorry being an Arab rapebaby Moorish mutt doesn't make you white. You're as white as a Slav is. In other words: not at all.
All Europeans are White.
Iberians, Meds, Sicilians, Greeks, Balkans, Slavs & Finns.
All of them are White.
frick off burger mutt
Because the point is removing Dan Garret and Ted Kord from the reader's/viewer's mind. That's why all "elevating" media is about replacing a previous white character
But they mention Ted and Dan a lot in this movie so you're wrong. They even have jaime use one of their bases with Ted's tech
I'm Latino and the only DC movie I plan to spend my money on is Batman 2
>There is [...] no tweet, [...] that can quantify the feeling side [sic] a child who sees their ancestry is heroic.
>posts an Instagram post quantifying it instead.
MOMMA HE LOOK LIKE ME
Was the character even heroic or was most of the heroism being done by gay chicks who kept him in line the whole film?
>no tweet
Uh they're called x's now, chud.
>that can quantify the feeling side a child who sees their ancestry is heroic uwu
????
No one else thought so
Latinos are not burgers, we dont care about representation.
Surely they think it’s ok when whites see their ancestry as heroic right?
Chicanos (americans) were a mistake
Hispanics solemnly ignored Blue Beetle. They didn't grant it any representation legitimacy
Mexican people didn't show up because it's a shitty Hollywood Americanized pandering to Latinos.
Maybe a few American born people were into it but obviously it wasn't enough.
If they did an El Chapulín Colorado movie it would sell like crazy among Spanish speakers.
Some random D tier superhero no one but comic nerds know of isn't going to cut it.
Copity cope. It flopped and Latinos didn't give a shit about it
>Wouldn't have accomplished anything or even tried if it wasn't for the alien super weapon that fell into his lap and even then he was what held the super weapon back from accomplishing anything and in doing so endangered everyone.
>My ancestry is so heroic!
Feeling the side of a child?
Pedo
This worthless fricking Hispanic doesnt even speak the language
He cant even give himself a real hispanic name
Puto hijo de puta se merece morir
Blue beetle is the gaygiest of them all. Mexico is full of actual superheors like El Chapulin Colorado. This gay is a fricking nobody.
every blacks has many lookalikes
I feel really uncomfortable when I see someone who looks similar to me in a movie or show. I am autistic so I don't know if that's a normal reaction.
>Dlo
>Dlo
Is that it's full name? wtf, blacks should just be assigned names at birth, they are the one race that routinely fricks up naming there kids with gibberish names.
This is genuinely nothing to be proud of if you looked like this. If anything it just means you deserve the playground bullying
So they need to do 7 billion movies, each with a different looking protagonist, so everyone can feel included?
I never really noticed the fricking races of people in films much when I was a kid (maybe having like 3% of kids in my school be white contributed to this). I don't know what these people are on about.
also just another excuse for non whites to be allowed to exercise their own form of tribal nationalism that whites would get demonized for.
>This is why representation is important.
Representation wasn't necessary for the actor to get the role, from viewing latinos as heroic, or from depicting latinos as heroic. Every reason they give for the importance of representation is garbage.
I've literally never seen my people explicitly depicted in film or television, and in the implied representations my ilk are all statistically all monstrous, and in many of those cases literally monster-like. Weird how I didn't need to be represented, at all, ever.
I’m not even against “representation” as long as the characters are actually original and not some raceswap. Make your own heroes and legends, then there’s no problem other than filling seats.
Any time I hear the word of Mexican, I think of Cartel and Aztec human sacrifice.
Poor hispanics -- can't you give them this -- this small victory? They have to have SOMETHING.
Let it be representation in Blue Beetle -- even if no one saw it.
Spread a little bit of love.
>btw we're MEXICAN!
the mexican backdrop would've been cool if they didn't beat you over the head every chance they get by stating that they are, in fact, mexican. made the movie completely insufferable.
How did people 100+ years ago accomplish anything without seeing themselves in superhero movies?
Do beaner bois ever feel the embarrassment they should for existing?
shoop
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It goes the other way, too. LMWF couples are also pretty successful.
Why did they put wheels on toys but didn't create carts or anything?
shit sticks
>Why did they put wheels on toys but didn't create carts or anything?
no suitable beasts of burden for pulling carts were native to the new world. The lack of horses really fricked over the continent compared to Eurasian civilization in technological progression. I'm just happy about the plants they cultivated. Imagine lasagna with carrot sauce instead of tomato sauce. gross
>quantify the feeling inside a child who sees their ancestry is heroic
How long have you been in the country, you can't learn to speak the fricking language?
>quantify the feeling inside a child
Not even the people who they were pandering to watched it. lmao
We could've had a movie about Ted Kord Beetle and Booster Gold playing pranks and saving the day.
WB really doesn't know what to do with Booster, they even gave the CW a chance to use him As a Black dude, of course and the CW canceled the show where it appeared for 1 episode kek.
there is no fart smelly enough for actors to sniff
>white
>only time anyone in the past 50 years of tv or movies has looked or acted like me is pic related
I DEMAND MORE REPRESENTATION FARTKNOCKERS!!!11!
I've never understood this obsession non-Whites have with people that are not them. Is it that their lives are so shit that they need to live vicariously through celebrities? Why don't they just go home if they hate it here so badly?
>mexican superhero
>name's Blue Beaner
c'mon
Xolo did fine, it's just the plot was shit.
SPANISH IS THE DEVIL'S LANGUAGE. UGLY, HALF-COMPLETED, QUICKLY MUTTERED. DEATH TO SPANIARDS AND THEIR COLONIES.
t. Portuguese CHAD
all iberians are just latins who lost their culture to muslim conquerors. Your languages were twisted and perverted by arabic, your mothers were raped and bred by arabic men. It took the French to save you from being completely conquered. Never forget Iberian, you are not a true latin.
i went to costa rica on vacation earlier this year and like every other block had a giant advert for this movie.
>my ancestor 🙂
I refuse to believe anyone thinks like that.
Someone post the "literally me" Goku with a bunch of kids from different races.
How do you pronounce Xolo, is it "zolo" or "cholo"?
Ecks-oh-low
No, that's catastrophic. Whites are going away, every statistic supports this. Building races up on white legends only serves to bury their pride like weeds when the whites finally leave.
It'll be great for Asians/Slavs though. They'll have their slave races all set up and ready- broken, historyless, de-cultured mongrels ready to adapt any identity the remaining races are willing to give.
>Work this field.
...Somedays I think it's all intentional.
>Who do we push as the next big Latinx star?
>Solo Marijuana
Ethnonationalism for everyone but white people!
Blood and soil revanchism is based when Mexicans do it!
And latinx people didn't show up for the film. So frick representation. It killed capeshit!
We just want our white heroes back and you know you do too.
its sad the wetbacks had no culture or history or heroes in the hundreds of years since we uplifted them and the hundreds of years prior. im glad some israelites made up some magic alien bug parasite to give them a hero to look up to.
so glad this movie flopped but i know it won't be long until the next movie with ugly casting
I can't believe he chose this crap over Cobra Kai.
Why did this succeed massively but Blue Beatle flopped?
We can make our own movies. Our heroes carry a FAL.
nonwhite "people" are so pathetic. talking about muh heritage in a White country, in English, via White mediums etc etc. As a White Man I am the direct descendant of the closest thing the world will ever have to super heroes, I don't have to see someone put on a cape and play pretend
OG Blue Beetle wasn’t even a superhero, he was just a white guy with a flashgun that he used to blind people before beating the shit out of them. He was basically Batman on a budget.
Reminder.
Female Blade.
>says this
>notices all the white males portrayed as failures, burnouts, or villains across literally all media
hmm
Should have stayed with his sensei instead of doing this.