>avoid conscription due to asthma >get comfy air raid warden job and get to bang all the lonely girls >get to loot peoples belongings after an air raid
infeebled chads where you at
I'm in Ukraine in frontline city. I'm just sitting at home. In worst times in the beginning, when there were even jets dropping bombs on my block, I was hiding in nearby hospital. It has a good soviet bunker. For half a year every day some American globohomosexual NGO delivered food right to my house. Pretty decent too - meat with grits, soup, salad. Also canned food was given out here and there, accumulated quite a lot. Some clothes and medicine. German mostly, good quality.
I dunno about the coming winter though. Russians hit the thermal power plant heating the whole city recently...
My grandfather (German side) was a proud draft dodger kek.
My (British side) other grandfather spent the war learning Italian from the Italian POWs he was guarding in Scotland. They made him ice cream too.
>privately owned Russian industry
You don't have to "own" it to exploit and profit from it, and just because you think you "own" it doesn't mean the socialist state can't commandeer it from you, you seething moron.
No shit, moron. None of that changes the fact that the Nazis weren't socialist lmao, they violently protected the private property of the capitalist class which owned those listed firms who profited off the Nazi war machine.
I've killed two men in my time in the army. Maybe more but two that I know for sure I tagged them. He didnt have combat training. When it comes down to it and you are getting fired at you react like you trained.
A country with plenty of manpower like America would never conscript me. I'd get out on asthma alone, let alone the obvious psychological disaster I would be under extreme stress. I work from home 3 days a week right now and that's pushing it.
No I'd be the sniper reciting Bible verses before I take the shot
I'd be the Czech volunteers getting shot while surrendering.
I live in Brazil, that shit would be a joke to me.
I'd be the guy in prison because I'd refuse to fight
>avoid conscription due to asthma
>get comfy air raid warden job and get to bang all the lonely girls
>get to loot peoples belongings after an air raid
infeebled chads where you at
I'd be some dongus in the Pacific
I'd get my ass to Argentina
I'll probably shoot a German tank with a pistol and then go Boom!
I'm in Ukraine in frontline city. I'm just sitting at home. In worst times in the beginning, when there were even jets dropping bombs on my block, I was hiding in nearby hospital. It has a good soviet bunker. For half a year every day some American globohomosexual NGO delivered food right to my house. Pretty decent too - meat with grits, soup, salad. Also canned food was given out here and there, accumulated quite a lot. Some clothes and medicine. German mostly, good quality.
I dunno about the coming winter though. Russians hit the thermal power plant heating the whole city recently...
Grim.
If this post is legit then dont give up anon, theres green frogs to post still.
You're lying, go shoot Russians.
What is your opinion of Stepan Bandera?
go fight bro wtf are you doing
>American globohomosexual NGO
Zelensky logged off his livestream?
>russia gained 160 square km when it was "winning" from june to august
>ukraine gains 2,000 square km over 2 weeks in september
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>Implying I wouldn't be sabotaging the shit out of my own side
Boy they better not draft me for WW3.
>implying you could get away with it
Nope.
He gets the final kill of the film.
upham is the audience self insert character , initially believing war has rules but then learning the truth once he experiences it.
I was never in ww2.
Ha, it's you in Ukraine two months from now, Ivan.
nah man. i would die from random shrapnel first day.
I wouldn’t fight against the good guys I’d help them.
My parents weren't even alive during WW2.
my parents weren't even alive during vietnam
my parents weren't even alive during iraq
No on even mentioned nazis you moronic troony. Your bot is gonna get banned again.
My country didn't have many casualties during either world wars but I would probably be among them.
My grandfather (German side) was a proud draft dodger kek.
My (British side) other grandfather spent the war learning Italian from the Italian POWs he was guarding in Scotland. They made him ice cream too.
>learning Italian
Getting ploughed
I'm one of those guys who gets shot even before leaving the landing crafts.
my DD tank sank like a stone right off the ramp
>Nazis
Socialists. They were socialists. Just like the Russian scum. Funny how you homosexuals always try to avoid that fact.
>Backed by Krupp, Thyssen, Farben, BASF, Bayer, BMW, Mercedes, MAN, etc.
>They were """socialist"""" brudi, vertrau mir bitte!
Hmmmm hmmm
>thinks Russian industry didn't support their socialists too
Hmmmmmm hmmmmm
There was no privately owned Russian industry, you moron.
I'm guessing youre an American who wouldn't even recognize the name Quandt
>privately owned Russian industry
You don't have to "own" it to exploit and profit from it, and just because you think you "own" it doesn't mean the socialist state can't commandeer it from you, you seething moron.
No shit, moron. None of that changes the fact that the Nazis weren't socialist lmao, they violently protected the private property of the capitalist class which owned those listed firms who profited off the Nazi war machine.
>seething socialist seethes
I've killed two men in my time in the army. Maybe more but two that I know for sure I tagged them. He didnt have combat training. When it comes down to it and you are getting fired at you react like you trained.
Nope. I wouldn't be a fricking leg.
JIDF comes running in and we havent even talked about the holohoax yet
I've fully come to terms with if I was ever in any serious US war I'd have died. Any branch, any war, any theater, you name it.
picrel is me
Is that Daniel Faraday?
why are /misc/cels so fricking moronic?
A country with plenty of manpower like America would never conscript me. I'd get out on asthma alone, let alone the obvious psychological disaster I would be under extreme stress. I work from home 3 days a week right now and that's pushing it.