This is your Bond? He looks like a serbian war criminal on the way to the Hague.

This is your Bond? He looks like a serbian war criminal on the way to the Hague.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He looks like a serbian war criminal on the way to the Hague
    yeah I'm thinking that's kino

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    they will do something to try to recapture the "becoming bond" vibe of casino royale with this

    like maybe bond gets the swordfighting scar / Otto Skorzeny scar he has in the novels in the final battle

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mi scusi.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He looks like a serbian war criminal on the way to the Hague.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Posts the one frame where you can't see the red Speedos and he's not wearing the bandoliers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget his kino as frick purple cavalry boots.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He can shave the moustache lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A moustachio'ed Bond would be the perfect troll.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Serbian and he does not fit the mold at all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm Serbian
      my condolences

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's ok I have 2 other passports

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are they other Serbian passports under a false name and unsed for the purposes of criminality?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, my mom is a foreigner and I was born in the US so I lucked out and got 3 at birth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      right, he dosent have the 1980is tito style hairdo or the chetnik beard, either one would do

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Neither of those are particularly common nowadays. Most guys have super generic short haircuts or buzzcuts and not particularly long or bushy beards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how tall?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a pedophile israelite rapist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can just say israelite.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes, because he's a superspy and is currently undercover as a serbian war criminal on the way to the Hague.
    see how good he is?
    also
    >pic-related is the new James Bond
    kek

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he'd wish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      handsome frickers, the lot

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    his voice and accent are horrible

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bonds a British agent, he IS guilty of crimes against humanity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They need to make Bond a villain one of these days. Not for "subversion of expectations", but because it's just more true to life

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they are going to have bond fight against the actual enemies threatening uk they are going to have him kill muslims anyway.
    Either that or have him machine gun fugees of the boats coming ashore

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous Magnate

    Has he ever been in anything that isn't dogshit, besides kick ass?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bullet Train. Next.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dogshit film

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was kino. Admit it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Avengers

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wheeler brief him

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