This isn’t what girls wanted. Girls want to see their self inserts get with chads, not ugly looking geeks.
No wonder this show has been forgotten.
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This isnt what girls wanted. Girls want to see their self inserts get with chads, not ugly looking geeks.
pointy boobs are nice
Non HRT boobs are nicer
i dont want to know how you know what those look like.
Girls want to femdom dorky guys they got exactly what they wanted with this pairing
You have never talked to a woman have you?
Clearly you haven’t they always go on those power tripping fantasies
Anon women like big dicks. Ron does not have a big dick. It's not rocket science.
Speaking of rocket science, Kim's dad is a bigger cuck than even Ron.
don't bother, OP has a massive Oedipus complex and has been making these threads for years
it's actually kind of sad how mentally ill he is
>don't bother, OP has a massive Oedipus complex
So he's Ron?
Or Kim's brothers?
I’m well aware about this discord group’s raids pretending to be a schizo, still going to post
I wish we could have a Kim Possible thread that wasn't about this gay. I actually really like KP.
>Rongay self inserter is into KP
Why am I not surprised?
>Oedipus Complex
What? OP didn't mention Ann Possible.
No they didn't. gay.
can confirm.
Dorky semi-Chads, yes, the 7+/10s who don't act like they know they're attractive. Less than that and the dorkiness is a turnoff.
That's hot.
Hey. Ouch. What the frick, anon?
>t. Beta male with daddy issues that doesn't know any women
Now post the results of a real chad
name one
>implying paheal results mean anything
How much you want to be half of it is gay porn?
It isn't, the vast majority of Ron's pics are made by self-inserts where he fricks Kim, Shego, and that other cheerleader. Sad, Ron was made to take jock's dicks every day.
Based
Ron’s dork butthole was made for penetration
Do you just want to frick Ron or something? You're giving off some weird vibes that this is just all about you wanting to frick Ron.
Chill out Will Friedle. This isn't like what happened to Drake Bell.
So yes, then, this is just about you wanting to frick Ron and you're going to deflect like a b***h because you're a pussy ass. Gotcha.
That's not paheal.
Other than that, yes.
Yeah, totally drawn by women and not self-inserting moids.
This. Ron self inserters are pathetic.
You guys are being creepily aggressive over a self insert but you're right in that girls don't really care for him, fanfiction is a better test for female popularity and despite the shows popularity it's got relatively little.
Well, the show is over 20 years old (frick).
Means nothing, lots of shows from around then are fanfiction fodder.
Literally has more fanfic than SU and AT
It's top ten on FF.net, how's that very little?
>AO3-
Again, 20 year old show.
It also has a whole subsection dedicated to it on Adult Fanfiction.
>but you're right in that girls don't really care for him
I don't know why this is hard for Cinemaphile to understand.
>fanfiction is a better test for female popularity and despite the shows popularity it's got relatively little.
Meanwhile SU and GF have a shit load. What does that tell you?
>You guys are being aggressive over a self insert
welcome to Cinemaphile newbie, now frick off
Rongays when KiGo becomes canon
Oh no no no no no Roncucks we got too wienery!
actually looks more like boys are the ones who wanted this
sef inserters deserve the rope
Boys suck. Kim deserves to be with a Chad instead of a mediocre white dude.
You're not a chad and never will be.
>white
Not by /misc/ standards.
oh please, like that guy's girls even remotely resemble their originals
well yeah, Im not saying otherwise, girls are not bimbos but ron is not a jojo character with a ridiculous horse dick and all the girls in the multiverse calling him master for not reason either
his entire character is being a loser in every aspect, you are the one being delusional
>for no reason
aren't they brainwashed by nanomachines or some shit
did you even watch the series? It's straight up shown how he exceeds Kim in many areas and how formidable he can be when he gets serious. Hell one of the major points of their partnership even before hooking up was how he managed to keep up with her
>implying that any more than 1% of those were drawn by a woman
About 1700 of those is Ron taking it in the ass. And mostly not even from hot futas.
>hot futas
Wasted on a piece of shit character. In fact futa on guy pisses me off.
Oh, please. He's probably got enough VPNs to last him for the next decade.
Lmao this shit is crazy there's no way this is true
Because it isn’t
homosexualron
>Today was the day! Dipper was finally going to make his move on Mrs. Possible and prove he was a milf fricker to his friends.
>He was walking to Kim's house, dressed up in a bow tie and carrying a rose. He was sure Ann would be all over him.
>After all, he was young, heroic and good looking (thank Alex Hirsch for his good looks). Mr. Possible was a nice guy but let's face it; he was old, scrawny, probably impotent.
>In stories like these, he was the one who'd get cheated on. Dipper felt bad about it but that's just how it went.
>Dipper confidently strolled up to the townhouse, ready to knock on the door when he noticed something at the window.
>Sneaking by to get a closer look, what he saw shook him to his core.
>It was Kim's parents in the same room together. But rather than coldly sitting on the couch with distance between them, the two were involved in a hot, passionate make out session.
>Their hands were all over each other, clothing in disarray. Ann's blouse was completely flung off, her heaving bosom straining against her bra. James' shirt was unbuttoned, revealing that James was surprisingly lean and muscular underneath his clothing.
>Dipper was horrified; moms weren't supposed to be in loving relationships with their husbands! He was supposed be the hero who saved women from sexless marriages!
>"It wasn't supposed to be like this...it wasn't supposed to be like this..." was all Dipper could mutter feebly.
>Suddenly, James stopped tongue wrestling with his wife and got up from the couch.
>This gave Dipper a ray of hope; James was old, he had probably didn't have the stamina and had to call off their heavy petting early.
>The boy's hopes were dashed when James proceeded to slide his pants off. Standing his white briefs, James revealed a circus sized tent poking out, to Ann's delight and Steven's mounting mortification.
>Just as Mr. Possible started pulling down the elastic waistband, Dipper turned away and fled, unable to look at the scene anymore.
>As he ran from the contemporary home, tears started stinging his eyes, threatening to roll down his face.
>He had come to do the cucking but somehow he felt like he was being cuckolded.
>Steven
nyoh ho
>Today was the day! Stan was finally going to make his move on Mrs. Possible and prove he was a milf fricker to the internet.
>He was walking to Kim's house, dressed up in a suit and a carrying a bouquet of roses. He was sure Ann would be all over his pine tree.
>After all, he was big and daddy. Mr. Possible was a nice guy but let's face it; he was smaller, scrawny, probably had a small dick.
>In stories like these, he was the one who'd get cheated on. Stan felt bad about it but that's just how it went.
>As he walked up to Ann's house, Stan saw Dipper run away from the contemporary house.
>"What was Dipper doing here?" Stan wondered, before shrugging and carrying on.
>As he got to the door, he looked into the window; what he saw would shake him to his core...
So who goes after Kim and sees her happily with Ron?
Shego and Bonnie, obviously
Shouldn't it be a Gravity Falls character to match?
I don't think Robbie or Soos would be much of a step up from Ron in Industrycuck's mind
Her brothers.
It should be Marco, because IC was in those dog shit Marco harem threads where he fricks Disney girls.
With dick girls, there's no need for icky men.
They are icky men. Trannies, to be specific. Anything with a penis is male (and you are gay for lusting after it)
Sigh…this again
https://web.archive.org/web/20081223222400/http://stories.wwoec.com/jackrabbit/jr_dg.html
Kigo sexo
This is the ship that should have happened. Frick Ron and Drakken.
I could stomach Ron x Kim but Draken x Shego thing happened just to spite people, I swear. That ship has zero fans.
>That ship has zero fans.
How fricking new are you?
I love this. I can hear it in his voice and everything.
WE WERE ROBBED
Shego literally thirsts for big Draken wiener though.
Yuri shippers and Rongays like to ignore canon which is why there’s so much porn with her and Ron like they’ll actually frick. Sad!
Shego is for BBC (Big Barkin wiener).
>t. Will Friedle
Don't have pedo friends to hang out with?
I’m sorry for bringing this failure into existence.
>Yurigay still seething after all these years
Yuri rules
Rongays are on the same tier as dipper/Ben/marco/Lincoln gays. It’s pretty sad. They’re the western version of Naruto or self insert harem gays. The more beta or cringe you are, the more they pretend that they’re studs.
Based Bonnie won in the end anyways.
>ended up dating a gay
Every single woman lost. It's almost impressive really.
Cope gay. He’s a flamboyant Latino stud and he’s currently matting pressing Bonnie while they make plans to get their nails done.
He's a hyper rich, clearly meant to be attracted guy who probably can paint Bonnie's nails better than she can. OP doesn't realize how much that actually appeals to women because he's never actually met a woman besides his mommy.
Bet he eats pussy like a champ
You know it, anon.
SSJ gays this is your mindset
Ben Tennyson? Finn makes more sense, in terms of personality.
Yes, but female self-inserters think that it only applies when it works in their favor; that's why media complains about the normal/looser guy getting the hot chick but not when Plain Jane is asked out by the popular man.
Yeah Ben feels more like something in the Peter Parker mold than the self inserts Cinemaphile likes
Stoppable wasn't ugly or a geek.
In fact he had to fight both Shego and Kim simultaneously and managed to survive.
Ok Ron
nobody watched the show for kimmy or rat boy
If anything, they watched for the actual rat. EVERYBODY was marketing Rufus.
please, we all know who the real star of the show was and it certainly wasn't that glorified rodent
Shego?
Really the only mainstream ship I just can't get behind is Drakken and Shego. I just don't see it.
because it's borderline nonsensical
Holy cope.
COPE. COPE. SHEGO IS GETTING DRAKENED. COPE COPE. COPE.
Made for Big Blue wiener
20 years later yuri pedo kigo shippers still seeth. is it that hard to believe? they clearly cared about each other, and it only ended with them recognizing they have deeper feelings. go back to gooning over fanfic that''ll never happen.
I think it's an interesting development that KP's current fandom is currently for over 50% propped up by Drakken/Shego shippers/found family trope lovers.
I'm extra glad since that means Kigo is going down. Although that's probably because pearl clutchers these days are focused on the age gap lol
Fitting since ironically enough KiGo would sperg about the age gap with Drakken and Shego.
The big difference is that emotionally speaking, their age gap is reversed. I used to not care about Drak/Go but damn if there aren't some great fricking fics about them
Could an anon get a link to some of the good ones? I actually like drak/go a lot but there wasn't as much content for it back when I was into the show.
The go-to one is Maslow by Ninnik Nishukan. It's on FF. At first it shows what happens before/after episodes they appear in, but it's a slow burn that goes past the finale. It's the one that convinced me on Drakken/Shego
There is also a giant fricking bible-thick fic called Random Tales of Drakgo that goes on wayyyyyyy too long, but it's a fun read. Although the love switcheroo gets fricking tiresome.
>Wait seriously? I've never seen that before. KiGo gays can't seriously be sperging over the age gap for Drakgo if they ship a grown ass woman with a teenager, can they?
Age-wise, Kim and Shego are at most 10 years apart, while Shego and Drakken are about 15-20 years apart.
>age gap for Drakgo if they ship a grown ass woman with a teenager, can they?
>Age-wise, Kim and Shego are at most 10 years apart, while Shego and Drakken are about 15-20 years apart.
Shego is somewhere between 25-35, Draken is likely in his forties
Age gap in romance is fricking delicious. Besides, the whole age discourse is fricking null because Kim is an adult by the end of the last season. And complaining about age difference between two adults is absolutely braindead.
Wait seriously? I've never seen that before. KiGo gays can't seriously be sperging over the age gap for Drakgo if they ship a grown ass woman with a teenager, can they?
I don't understand the way a lot of shippers act, though, so who knows.
It's lesbians so it's different
yes its infuriating, they prop their own ship by the fact that its two girls making it progressive there for righteous or whatever, while conveniently ignoring that they ship an
adult and a kid.
the age gap nothing confirmed it was left open according to creators for shego and drakken age qoute "they purposely never committed". but ep director saidin early years shego just from his mind she was mid late 20s. while character artist stephen silver envision someone in their 30s in mind when making her.
series creator said they had also Nicole Sullivan in mind to play her before the show started and she was like 29 so that prob played a part psychologically what her age was too.
Its more like some people are against Kigo because of the age gap while also not minding Drakken/Shego despite it being age gap as well.
Personally, I dont hate Draken/Shego because of the age gap I hate it because Drakken is an ugly pathetic homosexual and I prefer Kigo.
>I hate it because Drakken is an ugly pathetic homosexual and I prefer Kigo.
Of course Yurigays have the worst taste.
Kim was a minor for most of the run so it makes Shego look like a groomer. Both Drak and Go were at least both adults but somehow you still see KiGo gays still call ick on that.
So? My father met my mother when she was 16 and he 24. That's how real life works, and no amount of screeching will change that.
Your father is a groomer anon. We look at as wrong even if it were common back then.
Cope.
Same with Kim and Ron
nah Kim and Ron makes sense. Shego hates Drakken.
>the class clown getting with the giga stacy
>makes sense
lol okay
>opposite gender best friends who spend 90% of their time together already start dating
yes
Even if that was a problem (it's not) they "fix" that by making him a football star immediately after they start dating.
That's not fixing anything. He's still a loser in the end; that's his whole character.
She doesn't really hate him that much.
Muh tsundere.
>Shego hates Drakken.
No she doesn't. They clearly care about each other, just not romantically. They're like bickering siblings or something.
I think it's supposed to be like Cheers or something
Funny that it's obvious shego would probably never date drakken but we are meant to accept a very similar ship between Kim and Ron with the only differences between the pairing is that Drakken is technically smarter than Ron and Ron and Kim are nicer to each other. Like niceness some how makes up for Ron being a bafoon.
Ron should have had more character growth before she became attracted to Ron but there was no real way to do that without reducing his bafooness. So instead they just gave him money ninja powers making him over powered in a show not about him. Giving him monkey powers is also kind of superficial for growth.
I don't envy the writers. Clearly viewers wanted romance but it's hard to write a good one when you have made all your male characters as buffoons or comedy characters. How do you make them attractive without fundamentally changing who they are?
Itl a woman like Kim would end up with someone like her dad but the show did not have any young men kim's age that were smart, stern and kind like her dad.
Drakken has a leg up in being a dumbass like Shego's brothers, he's just not strong enough to be on her radar. Which funny enough she fixes in the future where she wins.
Thing is, Ron had character growth, but they torpedoed that in S4
I mean they made a conscious effort to have Ron step up his game during the fourth season
With magical plot devices like monkey powers
The issue was his ability to win fights. He was just less mature than Kim. It's hard to believe a talented woman would date a guy with less ambition than her, less in shape, and less mature.
I don't envy the writers though. I can't think of a single comedy buffoonish male character that matured in a realistic way. Not in the US anyway. I'm sure some anime managed it across 25 seasons
>With magical plot devices like monkey powers
Uh no anon. Ron being good enough for Kim was something he agonized over and sought to improve, by getting a job and getting on the football team. The monkey powers didn't even come in clutch until the final episode.
It's weird how people forget these moments to rag on the buffoon male character.
She fell for him because he's loyal and always there for her, not to mention coming in handy when it was less expected.
Women like someone they can rely on versus being the best fighter.
>Itl a woman like Kim would end up with someone like her dad but the show did not have any young men kim's age that were smart, stern and kind like her dad.
Kim has an Electra Complex? I mean James x Kim is pretty hot.
Anon, all humans model some of their relationship preferences on their childhood and the people they lived with up to the age of five
There was definite incest subtext between the two thoughbeit
Why was he blue anyway? That one episode where Ron becomes a villain implied it's his evil, but there's lots of evil people in the show and none of them are blue.
He chewed the full course meal gum before they could fix the blueberry pie part.
Ron Stoppable is for getting blacked
*riced
Back off that israeli bussy is mine!
The both of you are getting this AmDrag dick, know what I'm saying?
What Ron needs is a girthy wiener from a latin chad.
Why, yes, I'm a fat, latin manlet, how could you tell?
By the way, there is bleached; blacked, and priced, but how do you call it when the top is latin?
Beaned.
I think that would obvious especially since there's already riced.
Jab is the only good thing to come from this show.
Fricking Possible and Ron being a gay should have been the finale.
Like
said a Reddit post said they were an animator on the show
>a Reddit post
Real credible source you got there
Reddit? You mean the website where industrygay pretended to be a main writer on a show during an AMA he created?
Frick off
Someone should ask Jan then. Kims va saying that is true though. Tata strong had her on a podcast and asked if she saw anything dirty and how shego helped awaken girls too. Shego is drawn better than kim but and Bonnie didn’t get any shots like that
Who's Jan?
Jab an r34 artist someone said they were a show animator. Also shego ate a whole strawberry even the top there
I'm going to need a better source than "someone said so".
my uncle said so
he works at Nintendo you know
So why didn't he make Fricking Possible canon
>show has been forgotten
Meds
NOW!
Who give a frick what girls want?
This is a girl's show. Girls are the audience.
>Steven is either getting cucked or is a background character. He's not an ugly fat bastard.
Why am I not surprised that namegay is an actual gay, for Ron of all things.
>Breaking character
You can post your discords server link now
they need better material, the appeal of the og ic is he said batshit stories about his childhood like shitting himself to Own his aunt
I liked it when he tried pitching his shows with kindergarten tier art.
that was fun, i wish he kept posting diabetes girl stuff she was cute
>This isn’t what girls wanted
Who fricking cares?
OP, Ron is a israelite. He's hung like a horse.
You know his dick is little
black hole thread
Wasn’t a big plot point in So the Drama was that yeah Kim is kinda out of Ron’s league but that shouldn’t matter. They’ve been friends for a long time, have a lot in common and clearly care a lot about each other and that’d it would be really stupid to throw away a relationship like that just because Ron’s kinda dorky. When it comes down to it love is what matters in a relationship and too many people are hung up chasing something better that doesn’t exist instead of appreciating what’s right in front of them. I know all of this is gonna just get drowned out because is this a schizo thread, but it’s worth reiterating anyway.
If more people listened to the moral of the movie, incels and people like OP would not exist.
why do people ignore that Ron was actually talented, funny, and sociable? He'd probably get further in life than KP just because of his personality. KP would let somebody run her into the ground
He was also the Chosen One for an ancient prophecy, too. Ron is goofy as frick but as far as his talents and skills go, the guy is basically a shonen protagonist in an early 2000s nerd skin.
Because Cinemaphile can only handle characters like him in two aspects; amazing giga chad Gary Stu who can do know wrong or a complete loser cuckold who fails at life. There's no room for nuance.
Case in point
projecting too much
look like you never watched too much
Non argument and non argument.
Wow you suck at this.
take meds
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he's literally just Eric Mathews.
nerdy sure but doesn't get embarrassed or emotionally upset by anyone and does what he wants.
>he's literally just Eric Mathews.
That...makes too much sense, actually.
except that guy is handsome, ron isnt
Cool a kp thread that lasts awhile. I just saw a Reddit post saying an r34 artist called jab was an animator on the show. Kims va even said she’s looked at some and some of it looks good like it’s from an ex animator but criticized how her body is drawn sometimes. It is pretty questionable how a shot like this and this obvious was made and approved
Frick off you autist
What’s wrong with that. They’re pointing out an odd shot
It's the underwear guy
Jesus how many autists are attached to this specific show
They've been popping up ever since the 20th anniversary and it started getting more mainstream. Shit sucks.
That's not underwear.
>It is pretty questionable how a shot like this and this obvious was made and approved
because she's in a cheerleader outfit and they are literally designed to do that?
If I remember right, it isn't even underwear and most cheerleading suits are designed like skirt swimsuits. Built in bottoms. That might qualify as underwear, though, I dunno. I'm just talking to talk when I know damn well that anon pretty much just wants to talk about panties.
It had to be kind of odd making that though. Another thread someone said the animators had to add shorts for showing too much leg one scene
How do you know, are you a girl?
I talk to women unlike most of this board
your court-mandated therapist doesn't count
Girls wanted to see Kim get with Shego actually
What did femanons think of Kim herself?
I wish this show explored the world it set up just a bit more. Like they have that S.H.I.E.L.D. knockoff and the Henchman Company and stuff, but drop them after a single episode. I'm not saying it should have become a loregay show or ditched the episodic structure, but getting a little more use out of some of the worldbuilding elements they had set up would have been nice.
>I'm not saying it should have become a loregay show
Nah, this is why SU and AT are superior shows
SU has even worse worldbuilding
> SU Superior to anything.
It's only better than Star vs by comparison.
The SHIELD ripoff actually popped up in other episodes actually. Same with HenchCo.
Thing is it was a comedy first and foremost and the focus was worked at the moment. They had Kim fight an Egyptian jackal man and ghost pirates.
The vast majority of western cartoons at the time didn't do that. At best you'd have a new villain introduced partway through the series and have their future return reference their earlier appearance.
>This isn’t what girls wanted
True (Kim Possible was a cartoon)
degenerates like you all belong on a cross
The consequences of industrycuck and his imitators being allowed to roam free have been disastrous for this board.
We just need to kidnap Ron Stoppable then we can all take turns using his ass and mouth
YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT
Anon, the showrunners released the emotionswitch episode to test the waters and it ended up being the most popular episode of the entire series by an overwhelming margin.
The fans did not just like this ship, they LOVED it. Maybe some 40 year old cat ladies who are terminally online and lusted after Shego hated it, but that's it.
>Source: My self insert fanfic
Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20160603000634/http://www.toonzone.net/toon-zone-interviews-bob-schooley-amp-mark-mccorkle-on-kim-possible-season-4/
>CHOOLEY: Disney Channel a few years ago did an on-line poll where kids could vote on their favorite episode, and overwhelmingly the favorite episode was one called “Emotion Sickness,” where, through various reasons (chuckles), Kim is acting out a crush on Ron, but it’s not genuine. So we sort of took that as a sign, and the reaction to So the Drama when they kiss was, like, huge. So we took that to mean it’s OK to push this a little bit further than we have before without getting crazy with it. Hopefully, we won’t lose any of them and we’ll even gain a few from it.
I'm shocked you didn't know this already.
It was even repeated verbatim in the 20th anniversary AMA.
Fake news
This isn't about what fans in general like, it's what girls like, of course male fans will like their self insert getting the girl and I'm not saying that as some autistic weirdo that cries about self insertion being bad. Just that the discussion was about what girls like, they don't really care for characters like Ron.
That's some cope right there.