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Why didn't he just wall jump?
can't get the timing right
I'd take the debris from the ground and crack tiles with it creating jagged finger grooves. I'd use the tape to make gloving around my fingers and palm to tolerate utilizing these as holds to climb out. I'd be out in about ten minutes.
I would just climb the stairs on the other wall.
Isn't there an alligator or some shit on the other side? I've never seen this movie.
There is no ladder and yes there is a cgi alligator
This, but I'm not a liar or a boastful person so it'd probably actually take me like 4 or 5 hours.
I'm trans btw
which saw movie is this? Was he being punished for shoving manlets in their lockers?
The moron knew the pool was being emptied but slept inside anyway. None of the people posting here would ever find themselves in this situation.
I got stuck in a bin once and only survived because the lorry tipped me out and I did a power rangers move and leaped out. you underestimate the level of moronation on this site
>Cant do a single pull-up to get out of a dumpster bin
What the frick where you doing in there anyway you moron
it must have locked when it closed and I don't remember. all I remember is waking up to being tossed out of it and basically doing a flip as I got tossed out. I was also quite intoxicated the night before
Was this bin in the middle of nowhere? You couldn't just call out for help assuming you didn't have your phone? And you didn't answer my question about why you were in there. You got drunk and decided to sleep in a dumpster?
>You got drunk and decided to sleep in a dumpster
most likely explanation, as I say, I don't remember how I got in. I just remember waking up in it. The last thing I remember from the night before is walking home. I probably got lost and decided a dumpster would be a cosy place to sleep. My drinking habits are quite unnatural, not many people can match them.
10 years ago I'm sure I'd give you a run for your money. I'm more of a high functioning alcoholic now and haven't had a true blackout in years.
Were you drinking at a friend's house or a bar? Alone at home and decided to go for a walk? Like when did you start drinking surely you remember that.
I went to a nightclub in town and it was on the way back I found myself in that predicament. My skills have also improved since then but I do regularly lose my memory still. I'm like a shit version of a sith lord, all my friends have stopped speaking to me and all I do is work and go to bars to chat up waitresses.
Sounds quite familiar. I had one good friend kinda distance himself from me because of my drinking, but after that I kinda started distancing myself from the rest of them subconsciously. Then I got wifed up and that kinda fixed me. I seey friends in person.. well never but I only drink a couple times a week max and I feel better and I've naturally lost weight and my dick works like I was 25 again and I have motivation to exercise.
I totally lucked out with my woman I doubted any girls like her actually existed these days but my best advice is that you won't find them at nightclubs.
there's a woman I've been talking to that's said she'll do a dress up party with me on Halloween which I've always wanted to do, firing on all cylinders is working so far
A unit is a measure of booze, there's about 2.5 in a pint
>woman
Good for you anon hope it works out
>measure
Still confused by this. So a measure is like 250 ml of drink? A "shot" is usually 1 to 1.5 oz which is like 30 to 50 ml. A beer usially comes in can sizes of 355ml 473ml (a pint) or 710ml. So a measure would be like what 200 ml? What sort of drink would you have in such an amount? Too big for a shot and too small for a beer/mixed drink I'd think..
I don't know how the unit system works, just that something like a pint is 2.5 units and a litre bottle of whiskey is 40. I usually just judge it by that measure, it's like a measure of certain drinks. I think a glass of wine is like 1.6
We just live in different worlds I guess. Litre bottles of whiskey don't exist here. There's 750 ml, 1.14 L and 1.75L. also I guess a "unit" sized bottle and then the little single shot hotel/stocking stuffer/airplane bottles
America or somewhere else? I'm bongland, I have though the rest of Europe would be the same
Did you mean 478? Anyway yeah seems our systems are a little different because when I google a pint in ml it comes up at 473 and change.
I'm in Canada btw so we use a weird mix of metric and imperial systems for no real reason.
it's 568 mate, you must just be from a gay country
568/473
metric/imperial
Even our food recipes differ for this reason.
Anyway I already said I'm from Canada but I'd rather be surrounded by gays and hardworking immigrant who conform to our culture than Black folk and Muslims who do nothing but destroy the country while the government pays and encourages them to frick the local populace in the ass and erase their culture.
*slaps you face lightly and gives you a kiss goodnight*
Wow what an effectively disarming tactic I'm gonna try that on my woman thanks bro
checked, I'm done, have fun Black folk
Thread dies with me and you I'm afraid, enjoy your evening brotha
just realised you got a pint wrong too, a pint is 568ml I think where I'm from. you can tell because if you're filling up a glass with a 500ml bottle it comes just to the tip
I think it’s a measurement of alcohol, kind of like proof. Some bong term or something idk.
Similar for me
>27 years old
>alcoholic factory rat with zero prospects
>meet 22 year old qt in my building that has her life together and she somehow falls for me
>her good sense rubs off on me and I clean up my act, go back to school, and start an actual career
The rest, as they say, is history.
>The rest, as they say, is history.
She cheated on you after turning you into the kind of guy she doesn't like?
>chat up waitresses
uhh i hope you're fricking them otherwise whats the point. i do the same except i go to shopping areas and hunt for milfs and gilfs since they're rasier to talk to and be perverted with them.
I wouldn't do it otherwise, though it's not always a success
I've been trying to break my record of 60 units of alcohol drank in one sit in but failing. I keep reading about Oliver Reed for inspiration
What is a unit?
the faces of the bin men as I leaped out is still burned into my memory. my point is just, don't underestimate people's stupidity. the film is actually quite plausible
And here I thought I was terminally moronic for getting stuck under a parked car while playing hide and seek.
>be me
>make morons on Cinemaphile happy that they're not as moronic as me
>mfw
Your story is funny, mine was just childish thinking. I like drunken antics. Got anymore?
I do but I've had half a bottle of whiskey and 3 bottles of cider. I'm just about to go watch Rock of Ages instead
I had a three way with twins once, that's the best I've got before I go away
I could make it.
DELTA P LURKS AROUND EVERY CORNER
ONCE IT'S GOT YA...
IT'S GOT YA!
Aren't pools supposed to have a shallow end? I've never seen a pool that was like 12 feet deep the entire way.
Diving pools don’t have shallow ends
>unravel the tape to make a rope
>tie it around my hands and arm
>throw it to lamp post
>pull myself out
done, 5-10 minutes, easy
wait did someone make a serious movie based off a It's always sunny in philadelphia episode?
>fartjump as hard and as high as I can
easy, out in 30 sec
always sunny did it better
DO ONE BACKFLIP RIGHT NOW PLEASE
i do a backflip every day of my life.
>start yelling
>security come because its a private pool
>???
>profit
tie a bunch of debris and random shit i can find together including my own clothes to make a rope. tie it to anchor (in this case the alligator) and toss it over and climb up. be out in 5 minutes tops
oh btw, did I mention I'm trans (MtF)?
this homosexual's going to toss off an alligator lmao
DR HAN I AM A FEMALE
He’ll need to cut those jeans into shorts if he wants to achieve the mobility necessary to escape from that pool
why didn't he just start pissing?
the alligator would have an advantage if the pool was full
>take roll of tape
>wrap myself up in it like a mummy, sticky side out
>simply jump onto the wall and worm my way up the side
Fake. No way they would actually sit still like that when there is a baby to be mauled right in front of them.
that's ruff stuff!
I wonder who was been behind this scene...
Trans representation at it's finest
Is this supposed to be a black comedy, that's a fricking slapstick gag
Yes
ACK
>asian stuck in the pool
>dog is hanging there
>white people think 'Yes! now i can climb up the chain to escape!'
>asian guy thinks 'yes! dinner' and he goes over, takes the dog for food
kek that dog's head would rip the frick off
No not really. Asian dude is probably 120lbs and the dog may be like 70. His skull would seperate from the spine but the flesh wouldn't tear
Why did she decide to run full tilt as though she were gonna jump in, just to turn back for no reason
>run towards pool
>decide to 360 at the last moment
>an hero
woman moment
Wtf how is this same movie that's clearly a comedic scene
what is this? Did they make a movie out of that one Its always sunny Episode?
Does he do a frontflip?
How does the movie end exactly?
See above webm. His pupperino sacrifices itself to save him.
the asian and the alligator eat the dog and get married
All he had to do was to crack & dislodged all the times, haul them to a corner and then climb off the pool. Like seriously, that's a frickton of tiles you can use!
I'm 6'3 and in shape, piece of cake.
I don't know what the frick this is or what movie is this supposed to be
How did this guy end up in that situation?
The guy is a genuine moron. He couldve worked as a model or something with his looks, instead he works as some errand boy. Gets stuck in a emptied pool because he decided to sleep inside on a floating mattress while knowing the pool was being emptied.
>pool
>no ladder nor shallow end
does this even exist? why would it? pools are drained and cleaned, there has to be a way out
Diving pools don't have a shallow end and when it's cleaned the use a real ladder. There no feasible reason to spend the extra money making 4-5 times the amount of steps when ideally nobody will ever be stuck at the bottom, at least in the eyes of pool builders worldwide.
>how to beat
>used to binge watch these every night before going to bed
>diabetic character takes insulin
>gets a second wind
???
But how did the couch get in the pool?
bout tree fiddy
They were filming a commercial underwater, the protagonist is the janny
This would kill everyone, even the parkour guys...
I'm 6'1 so I'd just climb out of the manlet pit.
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