>gf nabs your shit >try to get it back >turns into a game of keepaway as she tries to get you to chase her >ends with a tugawar and your shit all stretched out.
It's not a battle you can win, anon.
>Where did the initiative go
It's right there with their ability to move out of their parents' house, buy a house and enjoy a pension when they retire.
>gif
உங்கள் குப்பைகளை ஸ்பேம் செய்வதில் நீங்கள் எப்படியாவது நியாயப்படுத்துகிறீர்கள் என்று நீங்கள் நினைக்கிறீர்கள், அதைப் பற்றி பெருமையாகக் கூறலாம் நீங்கள் எவ்வளவு வெறித்தனமாக இருக்கிறீர்கள் என்பதை ல்லி காட்டுகிறார் முழு உலகத்தையும் உங்கள் குப்பை ரசிகர்களாக மாற்ற முயற்சிக்கிறேன். முழு உலகமும் MLPயைத் தவிர வேறு எதிலும் நிறைவுற்றதாக இருக்க வேண்டும் என்று நீங்கள் நினைக்கிறீர்கள். உங்களைப் பொறுத்தவரை, மக்கள் அதை விரும்பாதது கூட போதுமானதாக இல்லை, அதை விரும்பாதவர்கள் அதைத் தங்கள் விருப்பப்படி மற்றும் அவர்களின் விருப்பத்தின் மீது கட்டாயப்படுத்த வேண்டும் என்று நீங்கள் நினைக்கிறீர்கள் அவர்களுக்காக ஃபோட்டோஷாப்கள் பெருகின அவர்களின் எஞ்சிய வாழ்க்கை. இதைப் பற்றி நீங்கள் எப்போதாவது நினைக்கிறீர்கள், இதுவே நீங்கள் எப்பொழுதும் இருக்க வேண்டும் என்று விரும்புகிறீர்கள், உங்களுக்கு எல்லாம் MLPயைச் சுற்றியே சுழல வேண்டும், உண்மையில் வேறு எதுவும் இல்லை. எவரும் எப்போதும் பார்க்க வேண்டிய ஒரே விஷயம் இது என்று நீங்கள் நினைக்கிறீர்கள். இந்த நிகழ்ச்சியை விரும்பாதவர்கள்தான் உலகின் மிக மோசமான மனிதர்கள் என்று நீங்கள் நினைக்கிறீர்கள். நீங்கள் எப்போதாவது பெருமைப்படக்கூடிய ஒரே சாதனைகள், இந்த குப்பையை மற்ற நபர்கள் மறுபதிப்பு செய்யும் இடத்திற்கு பரப்புவது, மேலும் நீங்கள் இதை ஒரு வாழ்க்கையின் ஒரு வழியாக விளம்பரப்படுத்துகிறீர்கள். உங்கள் இருப்பு ஒரு தீங்கிழைக்கும் துரோகியாக மட்டுமே சுழல்கிறது, மேலும் நாளை ஒரு விபத்தில் நீங்கள் இறந்துவிட்டால், அது நடக்கும் என்று நம்புகிறேன், நான் கண்ணீர் சிந்த மாட்டேன் JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH
https://derp.ibooru.org/2065473
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/6/14/2065473__suggestive_artist-colon-art-dash-2u_sunset+shimmer_twilight+sparkle_equestria+girls_arm+behind+back_barefoot_blindfold_bondage_breasts_comic_crossover_.jpg
The zoomer men who were able to move out of their parents house have a future of providing for a single mother with a bodycount much higher than theirs, at least they’re not incel.
It is sadly the dating scene you're going to be living through. Just like how a lot of your friends or acquaintances probably have debt from college. Just a little bit of systemic deceit can demonise your entire cohort to the point you can't bring yourself to associate with them anymore.
>Where did the initiative go
It's right there with their ability to move out of their parents' house, buy a house and enjoy a pension when they retire.
Sorry, I forgot what the original image was long ago.
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judgeing by the beans it looks like iskra
but I couldn't find anything from 2015 or earlier of their work that matches that pic
someone said it was naylor's but his style doesn't match that in 2015 or earlier and he doesn't draw beans like that
found it, it's by carot and I feel stupid because someone from the archive gave source and I missed that somehow
was really certain that it was iskra's
https://e621.net/posts/187429
judgeing by the beans it looks like iskra
but I couldn't find anything from 2015 or earlier of their work that matches that pic
someone said it was naylor's but his style doesn't match that in 2015 or earlier and he doesn't draw beans like that
>Human goes to dimension with human-equivalent intelligence anthro animal people >THEY'RE ALL SO CUTE! THEY'RE LIKE THE HECKIN' CUTE ANIMALS ON EARTH! EVEN THE OLD PEOPLE ARE CUTE! >"This human is so affectionate to our kind. The human enjoys petting all of us and scratching behind our ears. It's weird and feels a little degrading, but it feels very nice. We like this human!"
It'd be like if a cute looking furry came into our dimension and started hugging and petting every person they see, and most people end up enjoying it because they like the pure joy and affection or even crave attention that they rarely receive in their day to day lives.
Anon, dogs do that naturally if you don't train them to not bark at strangers. That's why the mailman or electrician asks that you put your dog away before he does his work.
where do you think we are? it's Cinemaphile. the number of horny threads outweighs serious discussion, and what, you were expecting better from a furbait thread?
It's not co having a meltdown, it's a leebait image designed to trigger a bot. It's a gif with a hidden 2nd frame of mlp that doesn't play until you wait a very long time.
some kind of smug adventurer cat and the guy who tried to kill her for the bounty on her head but only wound up helping her get a israeliteel she was after
If you’re interested in the, like, six minutes total the cat girl exists for, she’s from Daystone by Vanripper
He stopped production entirely. Fell completely off the radar.
5 months ago
Anonymous
He didn't want to spend months to years animating Daystone all on his own, but he didn't kickstart it or anything. Patreon paypigs throw their money away for next to no benefits.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>it doesn't count!
You ran with the fricking money.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Don't hate the player, hate the game
5 months ago
Anonymous
>it's their fault for getting addicted to crack
Your nose is showing.
5 months ago
Anonymous
What kind of Black person logic is this!?
Yeah, of fricking course it's their own fault for getting addicted to crack. Just don't do crack, you dumb Black person.
How fricking hard to understand is this!?
5 months ago
Anonymous
There's no mistake. I must be talking to Seth Rogen right now. Has your car been broken into lately?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>patreon
If you don't like whats he's doing now just stop supporting him?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>just don't give him your money >this will stop everyone else from giving him money
Seriously. I bet you could poke someone's eyes out with your nose.
If people had actually treated me like a human being over the course of my life, maybe I wouldn't be so desperate for species-affirming care. But it's too late now, gimme a tail already. Kemono ni naritai, mofo. Especially that dekai karada.
If people had actually treated me like a human being over the course of my life, maybe I wouldn't be so desperate for species-affirming care. But it's too late now, gimme a tail already. Kemono ni naritai, mofo. Especially that dekai karada.
Do I look like I want to become a fox or wear a gay suit? Or like sparkledogs? Liking non-human women is as furry as liking star trek alien girls is xenophilic.
>pic
missing some fortnite characters, there are some characters in that game that is literally the next generation's krystal, maid marian, and renamon
YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION
There's nothing more unattractive than a girl who dresses like a dude.
Truth. I want a giant fur gf who dresses like a chick.
The frick there isnt. Yeah they're not as pretty as sundresses but I can think up a dozen things far fricking worse than 'wearing masculine clothes'
Just date a man already, homos
Your dad won't return my calls anymore.
>women can't wear hoodies
You will die unloved and alone.
That's a man, baby.
A girl wearing your hoodies or oversized shirts is the hottest shit ever
>Letting your girl wear your shit
Sissiest shit ever
>Sissy to let a girl wear your clothes
Clearly one must enforce their masculinity by wearing her clothes then
Only if I could wear her used panties.
>gf nabs your shit
>try to get it back
>turns into a game of keepaway as she tries to get you to chase her
>ends with a tugawar and your shit all stretched out.
It's not a battle you can win, anon.
>Punch her in face once
>Force her to buy a new one
>She doesn't steal your shit anymore
You've never touched a woman.
>There's nothing more unattractive than a girl who dresses like a dude.
>Cinemaphile
Bro...
Having girlfriend that's your best bro is one of the best options you can have, bro.
Your partner is not your bestie.
this. this is why relationships don't last now.
I don't see reason why your partner can't be your friend/crush/soulmate.
Wouldn't it make a relationship healthier?
>soulmate
You need to be 18+ to post here
No u
So many fragile dudebros itt...
fpwp
best post
How is a hoodie dressing like a dude?
Yes! I want cute not homoerotic goddamit!
We've found him. A man so gay he literally breathes cum.
They hated him because he spoke the truth
yeah
>The amount of seethe this causes Cinemaphileumblr
You can try harder than that, anon.
You accidentally said unattractive
theres this whole demographic of embie girls who dress like dudes, since this signals that they are not participating in the dating market
Isn't that just… dressing conservatively?
lmao, they're on full freak out
fpwp
>one hoodie is all it takes to dress like a dude
yes, women should wear frilly pretty pink dresses and sunhats and carry parasols
Unfunny.
>he thinks it was a joke
>he isn't joking
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don't bump this worthless furry thread again you fricking loser
Ok, sorry.
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>gif
உங்கள் குப்பைகளை ஸ்பேம் செய்வதில் நீங்கள் எப்படியாவது நியாயப்படுத்துகிறீர்கள் என்று நீங்கள் நினைக்கிறீர்கள், அதைப் பற்றி பெருமையாகக் கூறலாம் நீங்கள் எவ்வளவு வெறித்தனமாக இருக்கிறீர்கள் என்பதை ல்லி காட்டுகிறார் முழு உலகத்தையும் உங்கள் குப்பை ரசிகர்களாக மாற்ற முயற்சிக்கிறேன். முழு உலகமும் MLPயைத் தவிர வேறு எதிலும் நிறைவுற்றதாக இருக்க வேண்டும் என்று நீங்கள் நினைக்கிறீர்கள். உங்களைப் பொறுத்தவரை, மக்கள் அதை விரும்பாதது கூட போதுமானதாக இல்லை, அதை விரும்பாதவர்கள் அதைத் தங்கள் விருப்பப்படி மற்றும் அவர்களின் விருப்பத்தின் மீது கட்டாயப்படுத்த வேண்டும் என்று நீங்கள் நினைக்கிறீர்கள் அவர்களுக்காக ஃபோட்டோஷாப்கள் பெருகின அவர்களின் எஞ்சிய வாழ்க்கை. இதைப் பற்றி நீங்கள் எப்போதாவது நினைக்கிறீர்கள், இதுவே நீங்கள் எப்பொழுதும் இருக்க வேண்டும் என்று விரும்புகிறீர்கள், உங்களுக்கு எல்லாம் MLPயைச் சுற்றியே சுழல வேண்டும், உண்மையில் வேறு எதுவும் இல்லை. எவரும் எப்போதும் பார்க்க வேண்டிய ஒரே விஷயம் இது என்று நீங்கள் நினைக்கிறீர்கள். இந்த நிகழ்ச்சியை விரும்பாதவர்கள்தான் உலகின் மிக மோசமான மனிதர்கள் என்று நீங்கள் நினைக்கிறீர்கள். நீங்கள் எப்போதாவது பெருமைப்படக்கூடிய ஒரே சாதனைகள், இந்த குப்பையை மற்ற நபர்கள் மறுபதிப்பு செய்யும் இடத்திற்கு பரப்புவது, மேலும் நீங்கள் இதை ஒரு வாழ்க்கையின் ஒரு வழியாக விளம்பரப்படுத்துகிறீர்கள். உங்கள் இருப்பு ஒரு தீங்கிழைக்கும் துரோகியாக மட்டுமே சுழல்கிறது, மேலும் நாளை ஒரு விபத்தில் நீங்கள் இறந்துவிட்டால், அது நடக்கும் என்று நம்புகிறேன், நான் கண்ணீர் சிந்த மாட்டேன் JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH
https://derp.ibooru.org/2065473
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2019/6/14/2065473__suggestive_artist-colon-art-dash-2u_sunset+shimmer_twilight+sparkle_equestria+girls_arm+behind+back_barefoot_blindfold_bondage_breasts_comic_crossover_.jpg
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kys
Bald Legoshi?
Is the zoomer dating situation that bad that even guys want to be treated like girls now? Where did the initiative go
>now
Name one movie from each decade in the 20th century where the romance focus is on a guy wanting to be swept away by a girl
Name one from this decade. This is a niche fetish image on a sub-mainstream site.
Usually when that trope happens the girl wants to sweep the guy away and the guy doesn't want any of it. It's how yanderes are made.
Okay now THAT is cheating
Too bad.
The guys that want a mommy dom gf are just insecure homosexuals who want someone to feed into their self victimization.
I just want a big monster girl capable of inhuman cuddles.
This
>internet psychoanalyst
reddit detected
Weak/subby men have always been like this
I'm 6' 3" Cinemaphilecel and I want to be treated like this by my anthro gf
Listen, I'm an equal rights supporter. If she wants my cute bubbly butt she gotta work for it.
Something like 80% of zoomer guys are virgins, the girls are getting laid just fine but the guys are fricking shambles
I get the sex/dating thing, but how does this translate to eventual marriage considering those enforce a 1-to-1 pairing?
The zoomer men who were able to move out of their parents house have a future of providing for a single mother with a bodycount much higher than theirs, at least they’re not incel.
>tfw friends/relatives wanted to match me with a single mother
Frick that. I'm starting to realize they have even less idea about dating than me.
It is sadly the dating scene you're going to be living through. Just like how a lot of your friends or acquaintances probably have debt from college. Just a little bit of systemic deceit can demonise your entire cohort to the point you can't bring yourself to associate with them anymore.
>Where did the initiative go
It's right there with their ability to move out of their parents' house, buy a house and enjoy a pension when they retire.
>Where did the initiative go
Died after MeToo and #Believewomen.
Too many betas.
perhaps
prepping for the black world order
homosexual
have you seen the state of the world right now?
>Where did the initiative go
They're too worried of being branded a pervert or rapist for life by twitter mongs.
She's cute, straight up.
never trust dingos
Hoodies aren't even that masculine wtf
Furry "fandom" goes on
So, she's crazy?
crazy for YOU
>no cute doomer wolfgirl to trade for gas and bullets in the nightmarepocalypse
You still got a sexy gilf that can get you yummy mushrooms.
Real life catgirls when?
>Humanity will never be a pleasure/companion species for larger aliens who are 1.5x to 2x our size who all find hairless apes
What a sad life we live
>Anti psychotics on the shelf
Now wheres the part where she snaps and fricking kills him?
There's actually a lot of species that are plantigrade like bears, rabbits, rats, beavers, raccoons, etc. It's not a thing exclusive to humans.
source?
Sorry, I forgot what the original image was long ago.
found it, it's by carot and I feel stupid because someone from the archive gave source and I missed that somehow
was really certain that it was iskra's
https://e621.net/posts/187429
You at least gave me a new artist.
Don't feel bad, I was waiting in this thread hoping someone would source it because I missed that too, thanks buddy
How are you able to detect this type of stuff? I wouldn't have even expected that Kermit was somehow Bronie related.
Ok
Beauty and the Beast only it's about a human guy and a tomboy beast.
her big
judgeing by the beans it looks like iskra
but I couldn't find anything from 2015 or earlier of their work that matches that pic
someone said it was naylor's but his style doesn't match that in 2015 or earlier and he doesn't draw beans like that
>by the beans
My new catchphrase.
>judgeing by the beans
Fluffy tail. Need it.
In what world are jeans and hoodies cute? Dresses are cute, this mannish shit isn't.
>Human goes to dimension with human-equivalent intelligence anthro animal people
>THEY'RE ALL SO CUTE! THEY'RE LIKE THE HECKIN' CUTE ANIMALS ON EARTH! EVEN THE OLD PEOPLE ARE CUTE!
>"This human is so affectionate to our kind. The human enjoys petting all of us and scratching behind our ears. It's weird and feels a little degrading, but it feels very nice. We like this human!"
It'd be like if a cute looking furry came into our dimension and started hugging and petting every person they see, and most people end up enjoying it because they like the pure joy and affection or even crave attention that they rarely receive in their day to day lives.
lol no said furry gets shot on sight
>one wrong person notices the affection they got is devalued because everyone is getting a hug
>said person kills furry
wouldn't last long
Yeah there's always one butthole who has to ruin a nice thing for everyone else
>has never seen videos of wild animals being pet, and realizing that they actually like it
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They're still wild animals, anon. It takes years of selective breeding to make something as pettable as say, a dog.
Your furry waifu would be a disloyal bawd just like any regular woman
Then I guess your only option is to be gay
I wish you the best gay anon
Why? Dogs are loyal.
Let's see your dog refuse pets and treats from a random stranger
>his dog doesn't uncontrollably bark at every single stranger
>just mistreat your pet then they'll be mistrusting of everyone but you
You can do that with women too
>>just mistreat your pet then they'll be mistrusting of everyone but you
Who are you quoting
Anon, dogs do that naturally if you don't train them to not bark at strangers. That's why the mailman or electrician asks that you put your dog away before he does his work.
least unhinged timberwolves brasil fan
why are hmfa relationships so toxic?
They're silly critters
Sauce?
Disaster fox Kuzure chan
Imagine how bad she smells
Would...if she were turned into a giant 12 ft blueberry
>search artist
>first result is /ss/ doujin
Never change, Cinemaphile
I think some of you guys might be closet homosexuals
What dynamic?
This dynamic
more of this before the thread dies?
Nothing I'm willing to eat a vacation over, lol
Both sisters are just great
The Katswell girls are peak waifu material, man.
I like his series about the clingy tomboy stepsister.
Rabbits are always the worst girls. There's only 1 example that comes to mind where that isn't the case.
Frick Beastars Frick that prostitute
counterpoint: they are short, terminally horny by design and are perfect height for rubbing my wiener on their face
>horny obscene reply
Disgusting.
>they are short
That's a negative thing.
where do you think we are? it's Cinemaphile. the number of horny threads outweighs serious discussion, and what, you were expecting better from a furbait thread?
The image that broke Cinemaphile
It's not co having a meltdown, it's a leebait image designed to trigger a bot. It's a gif with a hidden 2nd frame of mlp that doesn't play until you wait a very long time.
What happened to the bot anyway?
It used to fill the thread with messages to the poster to kill them self
Who?
some kind of smug adventurer cat and the guy who tried to kill her for the bounty on her head but only wound up helping her get a israeliteel she was after
If you’re interested in the, like, six minutes total the cat girl exists for, she’s from Daystone by Vanripper
I like Helltaker, but I wish he'd go back to his roots and finish what he started.
Didn't he run with the money?
What money?
What do you mean?
moron
He stopped production entirely. Fell completely off the radar.
He didn't want to spend months to years animating Daystone all on his own, but he didn't kickstart it or anything. Patreon paypigs throw their money away for next to no benefits.
>it doesn't count!
You ran with the fricking money.
Don't hate the player, hate the game
>it's their fault for getting addicted to crack
Your nose is showing.
What kind of Black person logic is this!?
Yeah, of fricking course it's their own fault for getting addicted to crack. Just don't do crack, you dumb Black person.
How fricking hard to understand is this!?
There's no mistake. I must be talking to Seth Rogen right now. Has your car been broken into lately?
>patreon
If you don't like whats he's doing now just stop supporting him?
>just don't give him your money
>this will stop everyone else from giving him money
Seriously. I bet you could poke someone's eyes out with your nose.
I don't want to live in a world of furries if they can't turn me or I can't be one.
Thank you for your reaction and attention. :3
Begone, TFtroony
If people had actually treated me like a human being over the course of my life, maybe I wouldn't be so desperate for species-affirming care. But it's too late now, gimme a tail already. Kemono ni naritai, mofo. Especially that dekai karada.
Maybe if you weren't a pathetic pedo weeb people would like you more.
Chicken, egg. People like me more as a weirdo tf coomer than when I pretend(ed) to be normal.
homosexual.
imagine needing a giant woman to be around in order to pass a fat log
Then stop living
I always thought oodies were unisex before this thread.
Who the frick drinks coffee with a plastic straw?
Women.
>everyone wants to be a human in furry land
>nobody wants to be a furry in furry land
Why is this?
Plenty of people do. But there's also something interesting about being the only one of your kind. Kind of like a mary sue self insert OC.
I'll do either, or furry in human land, or a land where both furries and humans are common (this one is my favorite).
Why would you ever not want to be yourself?
Most people don't actually want to be someone else, its just a fun fantasy.
Because I don't like furries, I like women, and I like them regardless of whether they're human, alien, or anthropomorphic.
Sure, but that makes you a furry.
Do I look like I want to become a fox or wear a gay suit? Or like sparkledogs? Liking non-human women is as furry as liking star trek alien girls is xenophilic.
>Liking non-human women is as furry as liking star trek alien girls is xenophilic.
Thank you for admitting you are a furry.
He's not a furry.
Samegay
No. He's still not a furry, by the way.
Ok furgay
what I wouldn't give for more /hmofa/ media
>Kiichi/Miyubi
based
They are hard to come by
I just want a cute, goofy rubberhose toon girlfriend. Don't care if she's human, cat, dog, cow or whatever.
They cute
>that one joke where a character gets kissed a lot and has cheap lipstick marks all over their face (hearts optional)
Imagine.
Quitter talk
I will drag humanity into the new age. Kicking and screaming if I must
>pic
missing some fortnite characters, there are some characters in that game that is literally the next generation's krystal, maid marian, and renamon
Then how come I haven't heard of them?
Don't destroy a magic which comes with it.
>mombod vixen
fricking love Trish
So you're a furry who hates other furries, that's common enough.
Based.
>but that makes you a furry!
Cope furgay.
I like big girls
YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION
>see two people close to each other
>PORN PORN PORN
I think you are the one with a porn addiction anon, go get some help
What the frick does that even mean in this context? There's no porn in this fricking thread
They believe the only reason people like hmofa has to be because of porn addiction
>ඞ
Amongus
>tfw no kitty gf to spend Christmas with her and her family with
Is this a Kitty thread now?
Katswell have their share of pretty good hmofa art
Harems? Okay.
There's not nearly enough with her specifically.
Ok