This lightning in the bottle will never be recreated

This lightning in the bottle will never be recreated

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was lightning in a bottle that was done 3 times, then 3 times again for the extended editions
    Sucks it won't happen again but god damn I'm happy it did

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only it could've happened to The Hobbit. With all of the same people involved it should've been a certainty.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        tb h it did. The Hobbit was still really good. I would say the first two Hobbits were as good or better than the first two LOTRs. It was just different but the action and storytelling were on par. It's just a meme to hate on it because it was lower budget and less flashy and grandiose

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a tasteless cartoonish shit show, and you're a shit eating subhuman. Please have a nice day.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you....you actually LIKED the hobbit?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please refrain from posting my robot wife again, thanks.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The extended versions are kino, the theatrical versions cut away a lot of scenes that add to all the characters and makes everything seem kind of out of place

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You might be the first human, online or not, I've ever met who thinks like that.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I would say the first two Hobbits were as good or better than the first two LOTRs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have never seen anything on Cinemaphile.orgCinemaphile that is even half as disgusting as this post. And this is by far the most vile subreddit I frequent.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >extended edition
      big yikes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off homosexual enjoy not watching 12 hours of hobbits Black person

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was a different time
    every big movie has to go down a political checklist now, both in its script and casting and behind the scenes when it hires incompetent parasites for important roles

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right or left?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      left

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      right was proved already to be more close to the 35mm original colors, while left was warmed for home release

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      right

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rivendell looks better on the right but everything else left

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      left because i'm a warmchad
      coolkeks get the rope

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right looks way better if you are going to watch it on a big screen
      Left looks good for 2000’s CRT monitors and old dvd watch-a-longs

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even the cast hated everything past Fellowship
    /tv/eddit really is the only place that cannot grow out of it's nostalgia manchild phase

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultra hyper mega bait

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He called production a mess, which it was. If the final product is good its irrelevant how messy production was. What a stupid post.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He called production a mess, which it was. If the final product is good its irrelevant how messy production was. What a stupid post.

      actors only care about production coz that's literally their lives for multiple years. a shit production means a stressful life.
      it's not like they get to see the final cut until literally when the editor finishes rendering - by which time they've likely spent years in shit situations.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    deeply mediocre shit aside from soundtrack

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't watch these because it makes me want to game and i'm too old for that and anyway gaming sucks now

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    unless Riot writers and Fortiche animators decide to put an eye on it...

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    only Fellowship still holds up

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghastly garbage
    slop for brownoid iq
    go clap for your diseased lgbt actors

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DaC is so fun bros

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats dac?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Divide and Conquer, LOTR mod for Medieval 2 Total War. OP's pic is a loading screen in it.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People will soon realize those movies were the representation of our civilization peaking.

    It is all downhill from here.
    It will not be long now until they CGI the moves to inject blax and women.

    They will never let us have our movies.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It is all downhill from here.
      >It will not be long now until they CGI the moves to inject blax and women.
      How stupid do you have to be to post something like that?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is in fact all down hill from there and everything going on in reality shows that to be the case.

        They are priming to do the very thing I am talking about, they will push it out for the 30th anniversary etc..

        I have not idea why you choose to be in denial.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only fellowship is good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i suppose you parrot this tired Cinemaphile opinion because you can't think for yourself

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad that I've seen them in the cinema back in the day.

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