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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .....delimeattree...right the next one

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ages ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah, olden times? 1970s?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buy on ferry

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was his best anecdote?
    >Auntie Nora's wind
    >Horse in the house
    >Little Donkey going off a storm
    >Wheelie bin
    >Joined the crusaders
    >Choked on a popsicle
    >Manhole cover on the nuclear bomb
    >A baby who had a baby
    >Kid born with two knobs
    >Kid born with knob and a minge
    >Auntie Nora's tennis ball

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The hose one always makes me laugh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which one is that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oops I meant “horse” one . Where the horse was in his neighbors house

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Getting a haircut in a railway shack and getting told he had the hair of a Chinaman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's the manhole cover

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think Steve's joke about square tins and meatballs which came immediately after was funnier than the manhole cover anecdote.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not an anecdote but when he compares stephen to the men in black alien. great delivery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Parrots blood.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wheelie bin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's man-moth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me its stephen merchant falling in love with a girl on the train

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe he got away with saying this one on radio
    >He doesn't like women, yet he's got a couple of kids. That's a bit weird innit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remember his confusion over the man-woman? Ricky took the piss out of a troony as well, he would be roasted alive today if anyone on twitter found out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's so bad about that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was for Rockbusters PD Poof Daddy (puff daddy)

        Poof = shortened form of poofter which is a homophobic slur

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Karl takes the piss out of Steve for going to stay with his mam and dad while he's ill
    >weeks prior Karl took the day off because he put on some wet trousers and got the sniffles

    Karl comes off as a proper dick in this episode. It's also the same ep we find out how badly he treated Ricky's mate Robin just because he was a bit too high energy for Karl and how he doesn't want real friends because they might ask him for a favour one day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Karl is definitely an butthole and it shows at the end of series 2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Karl was pretty rude to his sister if I remember because he didn’t want to see a photo of her kids since all kids look the same

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          After seeing that documentary on his brother I can understand why he wouldn't want to be in contact with his siblings.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I watched that too, felt really bad for him. He looked like a standup guy even though he was a bum. He apparently had a fall from grace if Karl was correct. I wonder what did it. Too bad he is dead now.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He was funny and charismatic yes, lot of wasted potential. But being closely related to someone like that is exhausting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly I doubt Karl even processed it as being rude , he's rude and whinging 90% of the time mainly because he's just so stuck in his own little world. That's kind of his charm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't want real friends because they might ask him for a favour one day
      Based sigma male Karl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it wasn't the illness that he mocked him for, it was being a 30 year old man getting nursed to health by his mother like an 8 year old.
      There's a clear class divide between Ricky/Karl and Steve. The former two grew up on shithole council estates and seem to have had pretty cold, straight talking parents while Steve clearly had a cozier childhood.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's also a dick for not passing on the voice acting message to Steve

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't want real friends because they might ask him for a favour one day
      literally me

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >goes to any foreign country
    >inevitably ends up visiting a Ripley's
    What the frick is his problem?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FAT BABY FAT BABY FAT BABY ON TELLY

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So solid poo

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot stand ricky and steve talking to carl. Carl says some profound shit that literally anyone could grasp, but ricky and steve have that midwit attitude so its just passed off as karl being dumb.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      congratulations you read the script and now understand why it is not a funny show

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The statistician who calls up and tells Ricky its not a mathematical certainty, because although infinity would bring it so close to certain that the odds of it not happening is neglijible, its still not certain
    THEN WHAT DOES NEGLIjABLE. mean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ricky really explained the infinite monkeys thing extremely poorly. All he had to say was that Monkeys were used in the model because the idea is the monkeys would randomly press buttons which would in essence potentially lead up to a work being written.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But.... Infinity sorts it out for you

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That woman's got her husbands gloves and a pair of her own

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her Mitts

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My
    NEIGHBOUR
    had
    a Horse
    In a house~~

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NEVER GONNA
      STOOOOOOP
      robin
      from
      teeeelephooooone
      BOXBOXBOXBOXBOX

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GALLILEO
      don't talk to me about
      SCIENCE
      pleaaase
      make me
      TELEVISION

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