>this made?

>this made Cinemaphiletards collectively piss and shit themselves

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it did and I'm tired of pretending it didn't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was kino and I loved it.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bizarre reaction. Shit's kino.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was so kino I had to step outside and contemplate

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yea it did. What’s it to you? It was a very Christian scene. It reminded me of my favorite Bible verse:
    >ye shall they rise as light as air to smite the enemies of Christ.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT HE’S JESUS!!!!!!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that was a pretty cool scene. Fun movie.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It looks great, actual cinematography. Lynchtards having meltie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >actual cinematography
      I hate when people use words they don't know the meaning of.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Never seen anything like it before.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go way the frick up on a plateau
      >get sniped
      >doesn't turn on shields because sandworms...?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, shields attract worms.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they were way the frick up on a damn plateau, worm really detects that through 50ft of solid rock?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            stop thinking about it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. Even if the worm can't get them while they're on the top of the plateau, making sure you can't go down to the sand again might put a damper on any plans of leaving.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              But they arrived via a ship. It could just pick them up from the plateau.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but that ship had to go away...for no good reason

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Everything about the scene is nonsense. Why did they even land? Do they just look randomly around the open desert on foot? Why not just scout via ornithopter? Why not land on the plateau and look around with binoculars?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its sort of an adaptation of the book chapter where Hawat watches Fremen fight the Sardaukar patrol but moronized so the tactics make no sense

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I just fricking love the Harkonnen House Troopers in DUNC 2 aesthetically. They’re the best looking goons in the films so far.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do you mean the Sardaukar?
                I prefer the miniseries. More over-the-top and full of campy design instead "realistic except when the plot says so."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah specifically the Harkonnen goons.
                Every other trooper design is ass IMO and I especially prefer the miniseries Sardaukar.
                I do like the old Harkonnens too, they’re definitely less brutal / utilitarian and more campy ostentatious villain troops which is fun.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They have shielded spaceships. It's how they got out to the desert PLANET in the first place. Call 'em to pick you up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          using a laser on a shield causes a nuclear explosion basically. so if they got shot with a shield on, everyone else dies.

          Are these things even on the movies?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And?
          >The worms go insane!
          So what? Let 'em. It's not like they can reach you on the rock-face mountain, anyway.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        using a laser on a shield causes a nuclear explosion basically. so if they got shot with a shield on, everyone else dies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn't they use laser on the fly boys during the harvester fight?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            because the nuclear explosion would probably kill them as well

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So give the lasgun to one single kamikaze Fremen and shoot the city of Arrakeen.
          DONE!

          >No! It's not allowed! There are space-rules!
          And the jihad Fremen billionaire killers obey that???

          >Stop thinking!
          Oh.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            when I read this all I could think about was that hyper space scene in star wars where the one ship slices the other into pieces

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hebertgays cannot refute this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hebertgays cannot refute this

            Using lasers and shields this way deliberately is treated like using a nuke and everyone gangs up on you for that

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The fremen were already at war with the emperors own troops and the harkojobbers

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If they start nuking they'll be exterminated by everyone. Paul takes care to only nuke a mountain because if he directly nuked the Emperor and his troops no one would recognize him as ruler, Irulan or no Irulan

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >1. Who gangs up on who?
              Harkonnen use a nuke so it's okay for other houses to use a nuke? Or the emperor? Nukes are banned, aren't they? "Stand-off" instantly fails once a nuke is used.
              >2. "Kamikaze" singular lasgun on a shield will kill that single Fremen, yeah. And nuclear bomb the entire Harkonnen house/city of Arrakeen. In fact, if they ever, EVER use a shield, just send one single kamikaze soldier and you're basically getting free nukes over and over and over.
              So off-worlders are stuck; use a shield = get lasgun nuked. Don't use a shield = get lasgun obliterated. If Frank Herbert claims Holtzman-Shields PROTECT from nukes, then an actual atomic bomb means nothing. If Holtzman-Shields don't protect from nukes, WHAT PURPOSE do they even serve? If anything, using a shield in the presence of a lasgun simply creates MORE "nukes" from all sorts of possibilities. Millions more "nukes" than ever before.
              >3. Shields protect against projectiles.
              And are banned to use on Arrakis because "insane Worm = Armageddon." Apparently. Btw, since no one uses shields on Arrakis, try nuking the Fremen, Vlad.
              >4. Nuking spice fields will cause a domino effect that kills all worms and ends spice production.
              So, the Spacing Guild, Bene Gessirit, Emperor, Houses, and all humans across the galaxy... ARE NOT AFRAID OF PAUL. They're afraid of a nuke going off on Arrakis. In which case, Paul threatening terrorism with a nuke is no scarier than that FEYD could make THE EXACT SAME THREAT and demand the same things. Anyone could. Vladimir could. Irulan could. Leto II could. Duncan 12433 could. Some criminal who stole one in some bizarre pirate happenstance could. Paul's not scary at all; 1 atomic warhead on Arrakis is. It's pure bluffing. Emperor Christopher Walken could threaten to nuke a spice field if Paul doesn't obey; the outcome is identical. And Paul doesn't want it to happen just as much as cowbell. Paul might be more afraid than anyone of it happening.

              Nothing's changed.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shields are not banned on dune, they just send about 50 or so worms at you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So what? Let 'em.

                BETTER than that, that draws about 50 worms AWAY from a harvester and all kinds of fields, too. Zero risk.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can't expect reasoning from hackbertcels
                You just gotta treat the story as pew pew big worm big

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ultimately, that's all Frank/David/Denis all could do: require you to never question why. It's not fair, to them, if you point out flaws.
                It's almost like Dune was meant more to be some sort of "Aesop's Fable" than "political warning."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Make a political/philosophical story
                >Conclude the story with a bluff and the hero wins 100%
                >Audience points out flaws in the politics and philosophy
                >"Psshhh. It's just a book."
                Thanks, Frank.

                >Adapt a political/philosophical story
                >Conclude the story with a bluff and the hero wins everything except his wife
                >Audience points out flaws in the politics, philosophy, and visuals denoting outright hypocrisy
                >Fans point out censorship, lies, and outright changing script & characters
                >"No fair! You...y-you just don't get it! I'm the one who understands!"
                Thanks, Denis.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      weee!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KINO

      Looks like they're all asked by Fatboy Slim just like their Emperor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They fly now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        had me howling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When the edibles kick in

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In my backyard enjoying the sun on edibles, can confirm

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    actually it was a cool scene
    these space marine guys using really high tech shit to chase fremen around the desert, then getting dumpstered anyways

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lisan al Gaib

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody flew in the book, right? Also, this scene made me realize that unless the fremen carried around leaf blowers they would have left tracks everywhere they went, this making it nearly impossible to move stealthily.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. In the book he had some technology to hold his fat but no one flew with anti-gravity devices.
      It's a dumb movie thing because movies are fricking dumb.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jessica mentions that she wished her and Paul had suspensors to quickly descend a cliff. No reason to think you couldn't use them to also jump higher.

        Part 2 was way more dumb plot reasons like completely ignoring the spacing guild.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's possible you're thinking of a different book or adaptation, or that this is a mistaken memory.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            “If only we had suspensors, Jessica thought. It’d be such a simple matter to jump down there. But perhaps suspensors are another thing to avoid in the open desert. Maybe they attract the worms the way a shield does.”

            You homosexual I will take a picture of the page when I get home

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was fricking sick tbqhf

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the greatest scene ever filmed yet Cinemaphile scoffs at it

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KINO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe i missed the explanation, but how did they do it? Anti-gravity tech?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They farted really hard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it cancels your weight but not completely, they can fall slower and go up with an impulse like a balloon, light but not lighter than air so you don't fly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Anti-gravity tech?
          yeah kinda, same thing the baron uses

          the Baron just floats though, he doesn't do impulse jumps or anything

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's called suspensor technology, dude can float around because he's fat as frick and can't move on his own but can do that those guys are doing in the clip.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he needs an explanation for everything to understand it
        There should be an iq warning at the beginning of all modern media

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          kek I can see a picture now of the dumb dribbling onions faces sat in a theatre with a warning on the screen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Anti-gravity tech?
        yeah kinda, same thing the baron uses

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gravity on Arrakis is really low, they're just jumping

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >explanation
        Media literacy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hovering devices called suspensors utilize the "secondary (low-drain) phase of a Holtzman field generator" to nullify gravity "within certain limits prescribed by relative mass and energy consumption." Suspensors are used in chairs, tables, and structures that are too massive to be physically sound, among other uses. In Dune, the grotesquely obese Baron Vladimir Harkonnen utilizes suspensor belts and harnesses to buoy his flesh and allow him to walk. In Dune, Jessica theorizes that suspensors, like shields, attract sandworms.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/SuFFjyI.jpeg

      >this made Cinemaphiletards collectively piss and shit themselves

      It looks so stupid and obvious that they're on wires, especially when they push themselves around. They are on a set path rather than actually acting like human balloons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was a smart move of Villeneuve to start the movie with this ridiculous scene, because you don't know yet what a mess the movie is so can't be the first one to laugh in the theater when you're expecting to see an oh-so-serious important piece of art

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was an actual cool science fiction scene in a supposed science fiction film where everything else was primitives with knives in a desert

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate you and twitter sёy gays equally.
    It was a neat scene setting the tone that's all.
    Now twitter sissies had to lose their minds screaming how it's le peak cinema and now contrarian fricks can't refrain themselves from shitposting about it furiously non-stop.
    I am getting tired of this idiotic world. Before the internet I couldn't even imagine how many stupid people I have to share this planet with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't own a mirror?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lmao, was this weak shit supposed to be some kind of epic own? gtfo the internet, fricking child.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with this scene? I don't watch TV and go to the movies 3 times each year max.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing is wrong with it. It’s just the latest designated battleground for screeching morons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It looks cool and there's a contingent on Cinemaphile dedicated to proving the movie is bad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >there's a contingent on Cinemaphile dedicated to proving the movie is bad
        I hate those chuds!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Thing good? heh nothin personnel kid but good thing... bad. TRIGGERED?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good scene. No need to seethe.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The yellow looks like George Lucas if he were in profile

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this reminds me of how not kino enders game was. anti-gravity shit should be kino.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 20 minutes in and already got bored. Fact Zendaya is ugly as a sin isnt helping...will the movie get better later on?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers were a mistake.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Zendaya is ugly as a sin
      Chuds leave

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They have antigravity craft everywhere but they also use flappy ornithopters because...?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frank wrote "dude, wouldn't it be cool if...?"

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That was the exact moment i knew i'd be in for 160 mins of pure kino

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The scene was nonsensical dogshit. Not one Villavue cultist can explain where the Fremen were shooting from. No one can explain the one soldier descended to the ground and drew his sword. No one can explain why Jessica said "Never turn your back to the open" while she had her back to the open...the same direction she is chastizing Paul for looking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is awful bait.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stop wasting asiaticmoot's server space.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know that shooting a shield makes a big explosion but why hasn't either movie explained that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cause it never happens in them.

      It only happens once ever in the book, it's almost entirely just a talking point.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kinda did. It was pretty cool.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So how long will they wait to do a third movie and why will it be about 10 years when everyone well beyond lost interest. They already did that with House of the Dragon. And they'll do the same with the Fallout show for season 2.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      About 10 years is the right timeline to make the characters aging match the books for Messiah, actually.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eh see you later then one ticket lost noone gives a frick about timelinenpassages

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They fly now?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how good it'd be to do that yourself

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not even posting the most kino scene

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I loved DUNC two but this scene made me check if I was having a stroke.
      No idea who thought that was a good take, or a good scene.
      Man Zendaya sucks in this movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Transcendent beauty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Transcendent beauty

      >She is often described as being "elfin," with youthful beauty (37.91), and her voice has "[s]uch feminine allure in [a] girl-child's voice" (34.177).
      >skinny with an elfin face and had pure, dark blue eyes with no white in them. She had long tawny-red hair.
      Tell me of your homeworld, Usul.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a neat short scene pefectly edited for brainfried tiktok gays with the attention span of a fruit fly, what's not to get. Expect more shorts like this in the future when zoomers are at the helm of movies and tv shows.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Chani's Fedaykin
    Bro what. They were Paul's death commandos in the book. Why even bother changing this?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not really, but the sand Black folk running under de sand was beyond moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bravo Denis.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So... why didn't all those flying aircraft machine gun down the slow-running sandrats as they start charging 7 miles away from the base? And it's even canon in the film that ornithopters have shields.
        What about artillery?

        No, seriously, just shoot the charging humans. A worm is going to come by and kill them all because of all that stomping and running anyway. Just fly away when it does. Or bomb it for Fremen ride it or something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of the moronic Dark Knight Rises Cops vs Robbers melee

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Entire army, fully dressed and armored, sprints across the sand to fight
        100m Olympians sprint for just 10 seconds and are physically wasted after that. What genius told an entire desert army to run a mile before starting Tae Kwon Do?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    brrrrrrrrrrrr

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Leto II bans usury
    > ~~*Historians*~~ call him a tyrant
    hmmmmm

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't know this was from dunc 2. Thought they looked like Predators.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen part 2, yet, but this webm seems dumb. Why not float around all the time like a chad instead of running up dunes like a homosexual non-floater??

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you guys are so obnoxious policing every little rule. does this not get tiring? doesnt it get tiring writing the word 'hecking' every day and copying a post from like 2016?
    herbert wanted a sci fi series where people fight with swords. it is so hilariously easy to sit down and poke holes in this that its not worth most peoples time, are you guys watching those youtube video essays on how to beat horror movie monsters?
    its so trite dude! its so gay! how about using that big brain to poke holes in actual mathematical proofs or something
    paul uses the spacing guild's prescience and risk aversion against them, the movie doesnt need to have 6 hours of exposition to nerdproof it against your awesome knowledge of nukes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you guys are so obnoxious policing every little rule
      The principle rule of Dune is "no nukes OR ELSE!" Zero indication of what "else" is.
      The story is concluded with "obey me OR ELSE: NUKES!" The galaxy submits.

      For as much as Paul "terrorist Abomination" bluffs Armageddon, he enacts Armageddon anyway.
      For as much as Paul "prophetic messiah" threatens nuclear suicide... anyone could.

      This story, and now adapted-from-book-film, announces politics and philosophy and prognostication about national futures in a condescending but hard-studied platform: a warning about what's coming.
      And yet, it shown "nope, I win," and "the end." Whenever anyone points out, "but you said..." they get instant rebuking/rebuttal of "not right now" and "no fair, my story, you're wrong." It seems less childish to point out hypocrisy than to defend fantasy. What lesson is learned from this fable? "Believe lies. Don't question me."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        chatgpt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Denis Villeneuve drops the Spacing Guild from any action in his adaptation of Frank Herbert's novel. Omits entire characters, too.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Both films I'm like why can the Harkonnen fly? I never got an answer. Denis is a hack.

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