I think you might have missed my point. It didn't go viral because it's "funny", it went viral because it was novel to see something like that at the time.
>Inspirational comedian
How the FRICK was that meant to be inspirational or comedic? Some balding 40 year old failing to balance on once foot is the exact opposite of that.
>It's not really a "haha" sort of viral video
what did he mean by this
youtube went downhill when this was no longer the most watched video
You people fail to see the SOVL. Talent shows don't feature some sort of elite level talent but rather average folk earnestly showing their unique skills. In this case seeing a balding middle-aged man cook up dance moves from the past couple decades is endearing. This type of sincerity is missed in modern culture.
I look better at 30 than I did at 22. The trick is to give a shit about yourself. Time will still win, of course; but you don't have to age like Gary, there, with his "Bingo!" flabs and rental-condo-carpet beard.
I'm in my late 30s and while I don't look bad, especially compared to people my age, I came across some photos of me in my early 20s the other day and it looks almost like a different person. I used to be extremely fit though, I just don't have the dedication to work out so fanatically anymore.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I guess it helps if you didn't peak in your 20s, as I didn't. I looked okay, but I didn't work out and just ate whatever so I had a "young" look I won't get back, but everything else was worse than now.
I'm getting way more attention from chicks and I'm not as spastic when I speak to them as I was back then. Things only got better, really, but again: you have to give a shit. It's "easy" to throw your hands up in defeat and just be a slob, but some part of you knows you're digging your own grave with nobody to blame but yourself. I've done this, and "easy" is in quotes because while it requires doing nothing hard, it destroys you. I'd actually find it hard to go back to that lifestyle.
Maybe you don't have to work out fanatically again, but more than you currently are, and just start caring more about skincare or something. You'll figure it out, anon: never give up completely, you can always improve on something, stay strong.
4 months ago
Anonymous
none of this happened btw
4 months ago
Anonymous
It's actually happening right now, anon. Your inability to accept growth as a possibility is on you, not me. Be better.
>Inspirational comedian
How the FRICK was that meant to be inspirational or comedic? Some balding 40 year old failing to balance on once foot is the exact opposite of that.
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You people fail to see the SOVL. Talent shows don't feature some sort of elite level talent but rather average folk earnestly showing their unique skills. In this case seeing a balding middle-aged man cook up dance moves from the past couple decades is endearing. This type of sincerity is missed in modern culture.
this isn't a talent show, this is him doing a bunch of dances after his inspirational talks
This. EU/US combined barely has a total population of 1 billion. The other 7 billion are thirdies and something like 300,000 of them are gaining access to the internet for the first time every single day
>your generation
You mean the one proceeding yours? Would it not be entirely on "your" generation that such a video has so many views given the context of the video?
The frick are you trying to say?
>No wonder Gen Alpha/Gen Beta kids are fricked.
FTFY. You think zoomers are bad now, but nothing will prepare us for the sheer moronation these eternally dopamine-fried youths will impart onto the world 20 years from now.
>FIRE ZE MISSILES
xDD OH MY GODDDD AHAHAHA HE SAID IT IN A SILLY FRENCH ACCENT OH MY GOOODDD I'M LOSING IT AHAHAHAHA IT'S SO FUNNY AHAHAH WOW I'M GOING TO REPEAT THIS EVERY DAY FOR 20 YEARS IT'S SO FRICKING FUNNY!!!!
>Still queen of /b/.
You are the cancer that killed Cinemaphile. I'm not even saying this in a joking or ironic way. You are the cancer that killed Cinemaphile.
Yeah I'm disgruntled because newbie boxxy worship was the same kind of simp shit that's ruining the internet today. A woman gave the board a crumb of attention and it completely consumed it
Riiiight, boxxy threads were totally the reason Cinemaphile turned to dogshit. Nothing to do with Reddit and Tumblr refugees, or MLP autists shitting up every board, or moot bending over for the authorities, or selling the site to a asiatic, or getting a bunch of deranged trannies with a bone to pick to be jannies. Nope, none of that. It was all boxxy threads.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yes. Boxxy killed /b/. That other cancer came later but it was already downhill.
4 months ago
Anonymous
You know damn well the nail in the coffin was the conscious effort to scrub CP from the board.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Pedogays were a necessary evil. I mean just look at the state of each board, there are normies every where. People with gfs and jobs and 401ks don't belong here imo.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Pedogays are why I didn't blab about Cinemaphile to my friends that didn't already know. I didn't want them coming here on the off chance they decided to do it on a Wednesday and got the wrong idea.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I told all of my friends because I thought posting on /b/ made me a bad ass.
>Myspace the movie
dude everyone needs to watch this if you are under 20... fricking angles and duck face are kinda of a thing again and its annoying as shit
>john cena prank call
Not very old but hella funny
>Reminds me of Gears of War
Frick I remember there was a summer in high school when I would stay up late and play Gears of War with this Australian couple in their mid 20s, back when you could talk to everyone on online play.
It was so much fun. I remember when they died and I was by myself and somehow managed to take out the entire other team alone in a long match. They were so fricking hype for me. I always felt cool that they would let me play with them since they were older. I wish I knew their names and could've met them.
>Frick I remember there was a summer in high school when I would stay up late and play Gears of War with this Australian couple in their mid 20
Did the husband always host? And there was a guy Nwah something often in their games?
fricking kek this video >back when people had a sense of humor >back when even women had enough of a sense of humor to participate in a video like this
zoomers would shit their pants and start a tiktok trend to "cancel" everyone in this video if they could
I’m nostalgiaing HARD right now. Unfortunately I am not an early adopter so even though I was the prime age for a lot of these videos I just didn’t watch yt until much later.
Look young blood you need to shut you fricking trap and stop shitting on real comedy. You got some fricking nerve when your generation biggest claim to fame of comedy is skibidi toilet you fricking homosexual
Some autistic girl I knew loved this video and thought it was the funniest shit ever and forced me to watch this with her, let me tell you fake laughing to all the stupid lines in this is seared into my memory.
except nobody who posted a link said anything about it being funny or good, whatever the frick that means to begin with
the only thing funny in this thread is your dumb homosexual ass making up whatever bullshit you want and convincing yourself it's true
but honestly it's more pathetic than funny
Hey, sorry the videos you liked were always shit and you have bad taste. It's nothing to get worked up over. Now go watch some nu-star wars or marvel slop homosexual
However the real problem is that advertisements mean advertisers, which lead to the algorithm, demonetizing content, suppressing content, boosting other shit. Ads ruined the site at large even if you don't watch them.
There are about 10 million autismos in the US alone. Shit's becoming an epidemic at this point and nobody seems to be trying to figure out what the underlying cause for the explosion in cases is
Remember when youtube was full of viral videos and stuff created by unknown people?
Now you got 4-hour long podcasts, influencers drama and people reacting to shit in their gamer chairs.
Urban Ninja was probably the first YouTube video I watched. Proceeded lot of moronic attempts to 'parkour' and 'free running' with friends.
Thinking back on that had me just turn on Rise Against to see what they sound like nowadays.
It's not really a "haha" sort of viral video, anon. I guess you're just a little young to appreciate early Youtube.
>”comedian”
>It's not really a "haha" sort of viral video
I think you might have missed my point. It didn't go viral because it's "funny", it went viral because it was novel to see something like that at the time.
People are too young to know what it was like before the internet
You people fail to see the SOVL. Talent shows don't feature some sort of elite level talent but rather average folk earnestly showing their unique skills. In this case seeing a balding middle-aged man cook up dance moves from the past couple decades is endearing. This type of sincerity is missed in modern culture.
you wouldn't get it
Soulful as frick
The arrow of time is relentless.
I look better at 30 than I did at 22. The trick is to give a shit about yourself. Time will still win, of course; but you don't have to age like Gary, there, with his "Bingo!" flabs and rental-condo-carpet beard.
I'm in my late 30s and while I don't look bad, especially compared to people my age, I came across some photos of me in my early 20s the other day and it looks almost like a different person. I used to be extremely fit though, I just don't have the dedication to work out so fanatically anymore.
I guess it helps if you didn't peak in your 20s, as I didn't. I looked okay, but I didn't work out and just ate whatever so I had a "young" look I won't get back, but everything else was worse than now.
I'm getting way more attention from chicks and I'm not as spastic when I speak to them as I was back then. Things only got better, really, but again: you have to give a shit. It's "easy" to throw your hands up in defeat and just be a slob, but some part of you knows you're digging your own grave with nobody to blame but yourself. I've done this, and "easy" is in quotes because while it requires doing nothing hard, it destroys you. I'd actually find it hard to go back to that lifestyle.
Maybe you don't have to work out fanatically again, but more than you currently are, and just start caring more about skincare or something. You'll figure it out, anon: never give up completely, you can always improve on something, stay strong.
none of this happened btw
It's actually happening right now, anon. Your inability to accept growth as a possibility is on you, not me. Be better.
holy soulless
>Remake is terrible and has none of the soul and charm of the original
Many such cases
>:55
pure soul
HE'S A cat WHO CAN REALLY DO THE COOL JERK
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I was not aware that now would be such a miserable fricking time. I would have appreciated the good times a little more.
Meme manifested itself in RA3.
>Inspirational comedian
How the FRICK was that meant to be inspirational or comedic? Some balding 40 year old failing to balance on once foot is the exact opposite of that.
this isn't a talent show, this is him doing a bunch of dances after his inspirational talks
>It's not really a "haha" sort of viral video
what did he mean by this
kino
>312M views
How the frick does it not even have atleast 500M views by now. Wasn’t it the most watched YouTube video for a while
most watched YT 15 years ago wasn't what it is now
Third world has internet now.
This. EU/US combined barely has a total population of 1 billion. The other 7 billion are thirdies and something like 300,000 of them are gaining access to the internet for the first time every single day
and smosh used to be the top channel
Good.
Taquitos? More like CRAPitos.
Music videos are bound to be the most viewed because of replay value.
Back when Youtube had sovl so of course zoomers wouldn’t understand.
boomer babble
I’m sorry that your generations most viewed video is some soulless corporate infant slop with more inflated views than people living on this planet.
Bug people following their instincts
>your generation
You mean the one proceeding yours? Would it not be entirely on "your" generation that such a video has so many views given the context of the video?
The frick are you trying to say?
Zoomer babble
That's kino though?
BAby shark DOO DOO, DOO DOO DO
BAby shark DOO DOO, DOO DOO DO
Why do they do it anons? You cant even monetize youtube kids videos anymore right?
what the frick is a fong
>Parents let their kids look at this video on constant repeat amid commercials
No wonder zoomaroos are fricked.
>No wonder Gen Alpha/Gen Beta kids are fricked.
FTFY. You think zoomers are bad now, but nothing will prepare us for the sheer moronation these eternally dopamine-fried youths will impart onto the world 20 years from now.
Good this economy and thus society has 0% chance of lasting another 20 years
I dont think you understand how stupid women are and how much i hate them for it
huh
Its boomers who play this video for their toddlers. Its your fault
k zoomie
>MJ song comes on
>crowd loses their shit not once but twice
He really is the king of music isn’t he?
If we just trying to find old dumb videos from the ebaums world days then
schifity five
mario twins
I just want bang bang bang
I still regularly sing/quote these
you ask them if they want ice cream-they BOTH say yes
Dream Scenario made me think of Star Wars Kid
FRICKKKKKKKK I FORGOT ABOUT AICHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit Aicha
?si=3e7uWbAW9EFn4_DC
>But I am le tired
Gets me every time.
>FIRE ZE MISSILES
xDD OH MY GODDDD AHAHAHA HE SAID IT IN A SILLY FRENCH ACCENT OH MY GOOODDD I'M LOSING IT AHAHAHAHA IT'S SO FUNNY AHAHAH WOW I'M GOING TO REPEAT THIS EVERY DAY FOR 20 YEARS IT'S SO FRICKING FUNNY!!!!
meds
Zoomers really got fricked by the vaxx
agreed
*listens to skibidii toilet on repeat*
AHHHHHHHH MOTHERLAND
Reminder that there's a sequel.
jesus christ my life was much better before watching this
so he was a completely braindead calihomosexual the entire time
It is absurd how obsessed with feces libshits are when it comes to "comedy." This is a result of swearing off any slightly offensive joke.
Its a israelite thing
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the ultimate showdown
tokyo breakfast whats up my homie
ultimate showdown is funky as hell
I was looking for this one, but could not think of the title. was searching for the lonely rabbit.
TISM chads rise up
back when trooners had SOVL
There was a period of time where he stopped the crossdressing shit and was actually a pretty decent looking guy, and then he fully trooned out.
Jesus why they get so fat?
They were somewhat redeemable as a skinny girl
He looked like Sam Hyde
I thought he stopped again
Now he's a cat raping pedo with kids
youtube went downhill when this was no longer the most watched video
Hello fellow kids.
>no Boxxy ITT
Still queen of /b/. Tabby was a false idol.
>Still queen of /b/.
You are the cancer that killed Cinemaphile. I'm not even saying this in a joking or ironic way. You are the cancer that killed Cinemaphile.
Oh shut the frick up you disgruntled git.
Yeah I'm disgruntled because newbie boxxy worship was the same kind of simp shit that's ruining the internet today. A woman gave the board a crumb of attention and it completely consumed it
Riiiight, boxxy threads were totally the reason Cinemaphile turned to dogshit. Nothing to do with Reddit and Tumblr refugees, or MLP autists shitting up every board, or moot bending over for the authorities, or selling the site to a asiatic, or getting a bunch of deranged trannies with a bone to pick to be jannies. Nope, none of that. It was all boxxy threads.
Yes. Boxxy killed /b/. That other cancer came later but it was already downhill.
You know damn well the nail in the coffin was the conscious effort to scrub CP from the board.
Pedogays were a necessary evil. I mean just look at the state of each board, there are normies every where. People with gfs and jobs and 401ks don't belong here imo.
Pedogays are why I didn't blab about Cinemaphile to my friends that didn't already know. I didn't want them coming here on the off chance they decided to do it on a Wednesday and got the wrong idea.
I told all of my friends because I thought posting on /b/ made me a bad ass.
Tabby was blonde with big boobies, dude
Boxxy was just some snnoying average b***h with too much eyeliner
I would cast a trillion Black folk into an active volcano if I could go back in time bros
I'd do that anyway
>I would cast a trillion Black folk into an active volcano
Same
>if I could go back in time bros
Oh, even more so.
Make it a quadrillion!
Cringe
lol
I love her so much
I was here when she was a thing
I never understood the hype
She just looks like an autistic moron
she literally only looks good in this video, the rest you can see what a nosey israelite she is
for me it's
Bear fight commercial
Myspace the movie
David Blaine Street magic
Smosh food battle 2006
cleveland tourism video
john cena prank call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY
heya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&pp=ygUUSEVZWUVZQUFFWUFBQUVZQUVZQUE%3D
leeroy jenkins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLyOj_QD4a4
potter puppet pals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4
drinking out of cups
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrIPLAo0_iQ
>Myspace the movie
dude everyone needs to watch this if you are under 20... fricking angles and duck face are kinda of a thing again and its annoying as shit
>john cena prank call
Not very old but hella funny
>leeroy jenkins
classic
leroy jenkins was fake and gay
for me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbjXmBmHAdk
Nice find, i raise you kolla 2001 orange shirt kid
Reminds me of Gears of War and Runescape
>Reminds me of Gears of War
Frick I remember there was a summer in high school when I would stay up late and play Gears of War with this Australian couple in their mid 20s, back when you could talk to everyone on online play.
It was so much fun. I remember when they died and I was by myself and somehow managed to take out the entire other team alone in a long match. They were so fricking hype for me. I always felt cool that they would let me play with them since they were older. I wish I knew their names and could've met them.
I also remember a guy from Philadelphia I met on GoW who I thought was hilarious. He had a picture of a dog as his profile pic, that's all I remember.
>Frick I remember there was a summer in high school when I would stay up late and play Gears of War with this Australian couple in their mid 20
Did the husband always host? And there was a guy Nwah something often in their games?
The evolution of internet humor was fricking fast as shit
Go look at 2000s Cinemaphile memes, they're so incredibly stale it's actually impressive
talking Cinemaphile gotta post chocolate rain
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the game
you just lost it
frick
How many of Family Guy's gags from early seasons were just copypasted memes from the internet with their character inserted?
About 90%
>being a 15 year old in 2008 that doesn't only have friends, but female friends as well
I do not know that feel, but I wish I did.
fricking kek this video
>back when people had a sense of humor
>back when even women had enough of a sense of humor to participate in a video like this
zoomers would shit their pants and start a tiktok trend to "cancel" everyone in this video if they could
I want to go back. Everything used to be so much better and anyone that says otherwise is either a liar or wasn't alive.
jews have destroyed the country
What happens if some destroys israelites?
>Last night I Brosnan Burger'd your sister.
What on earth did he mean by this?
last night I
>secretly pounded
your sister
Wow, never realised this was a magic eye. What a shock.
People talking about /b/
2012 Doc We are Legion
Skip to about 12 minutes in
That bit about Habbo Hotel being a "children's game" is hilarious. Habbo was full of 30 year old fat women taking it far too seriously.
I’m nostalgiaing HARD right now. Unfortunately I am not an early adopter so even though I was the prime age for a lot of these videos I just didn’t watch yt until much later.
Most of these videos didnt start on YT, they came from ebaums world of other sites and only later got migrated
Some other
bager bager bager mushroom
charlie the unicorn
kop mo wofe's nom ot yor fokong moth
DUANE!
YOUR THE MAN NOW DOG
For those who are really old but want some vibes then you will like this
bbs the documentary
I never thought I'd miss screamers after .swf/flash got axed but I do.
The coordinates for that location was found by an autistic Geoguesser player
36°46'9.43 N 119°15'21.83 W. 2812-2888 Elwood Road Squaw Valley, CA 93675
Dude got a gov't job, I hear.
Look young blood you need to shut you fricking trap and stop shitting on real comedy. You got some fricking nerve when your generation biggest claim to fame of comedy is skibidi toilet you fricking homosexual
take me back
POWERTHRIST
Grape Lady
The noise she makes is hilarious!
Fricking good pick, fricking hilarious!
When god gives you lemons, find a new god!
Some autistic girl I knew loved this video and thought it was the funniest shit ever and forced me to watch this with her, let me tell you fake laughing to all the stupid lines in this is seared into my memory.
she should have been with me instead id have been laffin at that shit, then we would laugh about you and how lame you are
Listening to this song playing over "real ghost/UFO caught on camera" type videos was so kino it's unreal.
If you remember Liquid Pop Eric, we are friends.
The lonely island before famous when still in college
i am glad i wore these pants
white power
Still the best rendition of the book
Everything is so shit now its unreal. our societies are in obvious decay
all your base
Itt: morons sharing YouTube videos they found funny when they were 13 but we're in fact never funny or good
>13
I was 24 when YouTube was created
and zoomers seething that they weren't there
except nobody who posted a link said anything about it being funny or good, whatever the frick that means to begin with
the only thing funny in this thread is your dumb homosexual ass making up whatever bullshit you want and convincing yourself it's true
but honestly it's more pathetic than funny
Hey, sorry the videos you liked were always shit and you have bad taste. It's nothing to get worked up over. Now go watch some nu-star wars or marvel slop homosexual
hey don't feel bad i'm sure your youth had some memorable moments as well like... like that one time ninja killed three guys in fortnite!
Lol I was 20 when YouTube came out and always thought it was cringe and shit
>we're
Why do plebs go bananas over someone fricking dancing all the time
>no algorithm
>front page was just whatever random shit was actually trending
>no ads
>no ads
Still that way for me.
Even with adblocker they slightly play now.
However the real problem is that advertisements mean advertisers, which lead to the algorithm, demonetizing content, suppressing content, boosting other shit. Ads ruined the site at large even if you don't watch them.
>Even with adblocker they slightly play now.
Not for me.
>Even with adblocker they slightly play now.
Lmao u fricking boomer u still using adblock or what?
With the benefit of hindsight, what could we have done to prevent the third world from ruining the internet?
>this made zoomers piss and shit their pants from laughter
why the frick did i just spend like 40 goddamn minutes looking for this shit?
now, there's a frickin classic.
The original "reeeee"
zoomers have been enamored with morons dancing on tik tok for years
>sus
>sussy
>bussin
this made zoomers piss and shit themselves with laughter
> this made millenials piss and shit their pants from laughter
Cringe
>zoomers can't stop being mad at boomers for liking different things
There are about 10 million autismos in the US alone. Shit's becoming an epidemic at this point and nobody seems to be trying to figure out what the underlying cause for the explosion in cases is
corn syrup and anime
Not having the bad habits corrected by peers and their parents(forcefully if needed).
>that relaxed social demeanour
>that complete absence of fear of consequence
>saying whatever dumb shit comes into your head because it's funny
zoomers will never know.
Zoomers belong in concentration camps
hey guys look! pancakes!
i feel bad for youngcels who missed out on the internet when only white people used it
I can't believe Sparta is fricking dead ;_;7
the greatest musician of the old era
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
wKsoXHYICqU
The real king of YouTube
give me a Tony update, this dude changes accounts so fast it's hard to keep track of
Cinemaphile was obsessed with her during the hipster era
Remember when youtube was full of viral videos and stuff created by unknown people?
Now you got 4-hour long podcasts, influencers drama and people reacting to shit in their gamer chairs.
If this were made now it would have gangnam style
Morning News took up the mantle again once going viral in YouTube stopped being popular
anon, do you shit and piss yourself when you laugh? because that's not normal.
Pissing yourself feels nice. Especially when you fill yourself up to full capacity and you’re bursting to piss.
This one is a video of trying to be viral
YouTube was a wild site before the great music video upload of 2008
Holy shit 480P 17 years ago. This will have the HQ label then
It's over.
I saw this guy's face for the first time recently and learned he trooned out lmao
This blew our minds
CLASSIC
threebrain hit my middle school like a nuclear bomb.
>look out for hypothermia-a
kino
It was fun and comfy to watch but never exactly funny. Youre just a corporate gay
Nobody laughed at it. It was awe at the skill and nostalgia enjoyment.
For some people this was the first video they saw on the Internet.
Snape Snape Severus Snape
For me, it was Homestar Runner
How can anyone deny things have gotten worse and continue to do so?
the same reason you did when you were younger, you had nothing to compare the present to.
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Zeeky boogy doog
Urban Ninja was probably the first YouTube video I watched. Proceeded lot of moronic attempts to 'parkour' and 'free running' with friends.
Thinking back on that had me just turn on Rise Against to see what they sound like nowadays.
>Rise Against
They are cuck homosexuals but that era was based