>this made boomers piss, shit and cum their pants

>this made boomers piss, shit and cum their pants

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really didn't. It was a meme even back then.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe and vomit too!

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely no one from any generation was aroused by this.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Jack Quaid in The Boys and having to be all like "damn, Erin Moriarty, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your smooth skin and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Jack and not only sit in that chair while Erin Moriarty flaunts her disgusting face in front of you, the favorable lighting only exaggerating her buccal fat removal and rhinoplasty, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that selfie. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOT IT and DAMN, ERIN MORIARTY LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of regular human women your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of being Jack Quaid and Meg Ryan's son. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the general anesthesia that's breaking out on her hollowed cheeks as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with plastic surgeons in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Jack. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being in the middle of a series and going full Bog. That shit should be breach of contract.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute kino.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I㎃g㏌e be㏌g the xenomor㏗ ㏌ t㏊t sŒne and ㏊ⅵng to be aᄔ like "㍲mn, Sigourney Weaver, you frick㏌' f㏌e, aᄔ sexy with white ㎩nties and gross flat ass. I would totaᄔy im㏚eg㎁te you, both my c㏊racter and the real ani㎃tronic me." when aᄔ it reaᄔy wanʦ to do is lay eggs ㏌ another 16 year old ㏌ iʦ dress㏌g rᅇm. Like serю㎲ly i㎃g㏌e ㏊ⅵng to be the xenomor㏗ and not only hide ㏌ t㏊t ship whiᇉ Sigourney Weaver fl㍳nʦ her flat ass ㏌ front of you, the favorabᇉ light㏌g ㍴ely ㏇nŒal㏌g her ᇉgs go㏌g directly ㏌to her back, and j㎲t sit there, take after take, hour after hour, whiᇉ she works it. Not only ㏊ⅵng to toᇉrate her disg㎲t㏌g frick㏌g glute㎲ ㎃ⅺm㎲ ⅵsage but her h㍳ghty attitude as everyone on set ℡ʪ her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT⁇ bec㍳se they're not the ones who ㏊ve to sit there and watch her strut around ㏌ her disg㎲t㏌g granny ㎩nties; never before ㏊ve you seen ᇉgs directly ㏇nnect ㏌to someones sp㏌e before, no ass, no hi㎰, you didn't even know t㏊t eⅺsted before t㏊t ㍲y. You've been frick㏌g noth㏌g but a healthy diet of ㏇lonisʦ and later alᇉged s㎩Œ ㎃r㏌es for your ENTIRE CAREER ㏇m㏌g straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anyth㏌g this frick㏌g disg㎲t㏌g before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat t㏊t's trickl㏌g down from her lower back to her knee ca㎰ as she s㏊kes her ass to writhe it s㎍gestⅳely at you, ℠㎍ly assured t㏊t you are enjѹ㏌g the opportunity to get ㎩id to hide there and revel ㏌ her "voluptuo㎲ (for t㏊t is w㏊t she ㎈ʪ he₨elf)" ass, the ass she worked so ㏊rd for with pe₨o㎁l tra㏌e₨ ㏌ the ㏚evю㎲ months. And then the director ㎈ʪ for another take, and you know you ㏇uld eⅵsŒrate every s㏌gᇉ pe₨on ㏌ this rᅇm before the studю security ㏇uld put you down, but you sit there and endure, bec㍳se you're a frick㏌g xenomor㏗. You're not go㏌g to lose your galacti㎈ ㏇nqᵫst ㍵er this. J㎲t bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want a face full of her beautiful tempting bush

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's the proper image that goes with that pasta variant

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The original butterface, her body is delish. Hilarious that some losers deny they would and then drool over uggos like this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus. A black guy would probably literally die just from looking at this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did she do it bros?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Models and porn prostitutes, and some actresses, can develop a kind of body dysphoria because of putting all their value in their looks and constantly comparing themselves to other women.
        So when someone gives them a good sales pitch about how plastic surgery will improve their looks and keep them ahead of the competition, they believe it, because they don't perceive themselves the way the average viewer does

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's turning into Laura Vandervoort but it went terribly wrong.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who thought she was attractive? Even the hottie-packed slasher genre under which Halloween falls was failed by her - when she was young.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks one of those worms from men in black

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ahhh jamie lee curtis, zed

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This belongs in that thread posted earlier of the gladiator women. Disgusting.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else notice how zoomer morons use this meme in response to attractive people?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >attractive woman gets posted
        >accompanying text, or response, "X looks like that?!"
        This happened a lot at one point, zoomers just repeat memes without knowing them.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've enjoyed her work in a lot of movies over the years, but in all those years I never once wanted to see her do this in one of them.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scene got a lot of wear on my VHS copy if ya know what I mean

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never thought this b***h was hot because she looks almost exactly like my best (male) friend especially with that short hair.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't. It was just some largely forgotten joke movie for most people. Just some coomers latched onto this one scene because all they watched were Jim Cameron movies because T2 is some kind of primary fantasy for a whole generation of these same weird mutt nerds. And this is the first movie he made where the main female involved had a hot/sexy bod. Sigourney and Hamilton and even Vasquez are very "boxy" to put it kindly. JLC still has that odd face, but a very well developed ex-cheerleader body. Just go watch Trading Places or that one she did with Travolta about 80s Aerobics. In an autistic fantasy landscape populated almost entirely by minecraft-ready women, this scene is like their first experience seeing anything like a real curve for the first time.

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