This made millennials shid and fard their pants

This made millennials shid and fard their pants

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did he change back so fast when gollums couldn't
    major plot hole

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you don't understand. this had nothing to do with finding/keeping the Ring. he just does that sometimes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek he didn't pull his mean face like that with old graybeard, just got a little snippy

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah he doesn't do it all the time

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            he almost did it when the sackville baggins came over to steal more spoons

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone always transforming around Frodo?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      name one other character

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that guy with the horn got real mean
        but I think that was the ring? the one ring to rule them all.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh him? I think he was just having a bad day because he dropped all the firewood he collected

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Galadriel

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah she went a little cray-cray as well.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Galadriel was at the end of her character arc
          She left the undying lands to carve out a kingdom and glory and stayed in middle earth past iluvatar wish out of ego.

          Until that moment it was up in the air if she’d mature into hero or go down in history as a Feanor. The thing that drove her was her ego and desire to be a great elf of legend like the first elves of the first age.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            the fart cloud can stay in your pants for a surprisingly long time. Not as much as say if under a blanket, but it is noticeable.
            Also related, have you ever farded while sitting down but the majority of the stench cloud isn't released until you stand up?

            the duality of LoTR threads

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The fellowship had no women in it, you know they sat around the campfire seeing who could fart the loudest with Aragorn looking in with bemusement

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gollum/Smeagol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        both Sauron and Saruman transform into soul clouds

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gandalf

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boromir

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was a good and appropriate jump scare which emotionally cemented the seriousness of the ring and its effects upon the psyche.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did he change his teeth?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are his mean guy teeth

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tactical Teeth. He keeps them sheathed most of the time.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now people leap put of their seats from seeing a white man being racist.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean a white man existing which is apparently white privilege and racism and highly problematic.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i know its a shitpost thread, but yeah i was 9 when i saw this movie and this scene scared the absolute frick out of me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      same, i was like 12 and this scene came outta nowhere and scared the shit outta me to the point i was still closing my eyes for like 2 or 3 minutes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >12
        What a homosexual. I was regularly watching hardcore porn at that age.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It still is pretty spooky and in a movie that had been pretty tame up to that point a jumpscare out of nowhere in the peaceful, elf city would get most people.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first thing my parents told me when they came home from seeing LotR was that s ton of people through their popcorn in the air when this happened

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm sorry I brought this upon you my boy...I'm sorry you must carry this burden...I'm sorry for everything!
    Kino

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like even now if I was watching it for the first time it'd get me. You don't expect it at all. Bilbo thus far had been an entirely friendly character to Frodo, We've seen him get angry at Gandalf over the ring, but never the scary face. Him going all monstrous is pretty frightening, Especially with the hiss/growl thing he does as he grabs for the ring

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i genuinely feel sorry for kids born in such an autistic, cynical and hollow world. they barely have a chance.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That guy looks vaxxed. Rest in Pfizer.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shid and fard their pants
    as it should

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sauron eye flashes still get me too because I forget where they're placed, FotR has at least two

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one says they "farted their pants", like the fart doesn't stay inside your pants like shit does. It doesn't make sense unless the fart is so bad it gets trapped in the fabric but the only way that could happen is if it's a wet, shitted fart.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they all peed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the fart cloud can stay in your pants for a surprisingly long time. Not as much as say if under a blanket, but it is noticeable.
      Also related, have you ever farded while sitting down but the majority of the stench cloud isn't released until you stand up?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but I've cannonballed
        Usually happens in a leather car seat, it's when the only way out for the fart is through your balls so the ass blast of gas makes them vibrate, feels good man

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was pretty spoopy

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gandalf's face when he hears Frodo say he'll take the ring when everyone is arguing in Rivendell
    Just watched the extended editions for the first time bros.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The action & music are the only good things about these movies.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny how the universe works, i just finished watching TFOTR for the first time, and was shocked at that face he made lol

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll admit that I got pretty startled by that when it happened. It was just so suddenly and out of nowhere.

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