This made zoomers cream their pants.
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there's no hips and no ass
>Now rememberu Kyung Sun Phat: no dancy dancy foru 6 weeks afteru plastic suhgeree!
thats before Black person culture took completely over
you would get it
people liked hips and ass way before Black person culture took over you fricking moron
cope
>built like a popsical stick
you'd have to have the test of a literal troony to be attracted to that
but doesn't bush stick out of her panties? troonys dont have bushes because of their fricked hormone shite
>it's gay to be attracted to skinny girls
shave your neckbeard before talking to me
I fricking love butt cracks. Like, I'm an ass man through and through. But butt cracks are way better than bare asses or even buttholes
A predictable number of seething shitskins ITT
Sorry wrong photo
Was legitimately dumbfounded by this scene. Did they honestly expect me to find it attractive?
They knew gays like you wouldn't. They put all those half nude muscular guys into the marvel movies for you to ogle instead.
Maybe, but the point of it was to lure you into the same false sense of security that Ripley currently has
Looks pretty hot to me honestly. I'm usually attracted to any woman that isn't obese or old
.zoom
Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you frickin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fricking gluteus maximus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous (for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fricking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactical conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.
heh
My mom had a picture of her mom (my grandma Arlene RIP) on her dresser when I was a kid and grandma Arlene had an uncanny resemblance to Sigourney Weaver. So much so that when I saw Gorillas In The Mist as a kid I asked if that was my grandma. Anyways I’ve never been able to jerk off to Weaver because of it.
when i was a kid i had a garbage man that looked like george washington
And you jerked off thinking about him? Gross
The heart wants want the heart wants.
>Zoomers
This movie is 44 years old.
But now zoomers are pretending like that's the hottest shit ever because it was made "in the good times". She's a good character but damn, you really need to have a fetish for lanky women to like that body type.
Didn't the producers ask Sigourney to wear larger panties or at least trim her bush and she insisted on wearing the ones in the final cut?
She wanted to be completely nude.
She wouldn't have had to trim then
>Forced the post guys to meticulously edit out her bush
need I say more?
I mean face aside, Curtis' body was in peak performance
imagine arnold
This was the "Hello, beautiful" scene before TDK, how uncomfortable.
I miss moot too
*Xoomers
Sigourney Weaver in Alien made boomers cream their pants. Zoomers coom to pic related and don't watch movies
It's simple, really.
how do I get a stomach like that
Can confirm, based and tummypilled
This is the best tummy in the history of cinema.
>There was some water that probably touched her butt and then touched his face
damn I miss jessica alba
a damn shame she sounds like a 14yr old boy
They're usually kinda bony/greasy compared to modern people and have weird hairstyle but there's a certain vital energy humanity has since lost that just radiates from pictures of 60's/70's/80's people.
mootykins :3
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA when will they finally release the cut with the bush???
This is like when you were a kid and accidentally waked in on your mom changing.
Ugly dyke.
What can I watch that would even come close to alien or aliens? I saw them for the first time yesterday. Had watched Prometheus but damn the originals are good.
None of the remaining Alien movies after that will come close. Alien 3 is still worth a watch if it's the Assembly Cut, though.
The only worthy successor to the first 2 movies is a fricking video game.
Event Horizon?
this
but if you really need more Xenomorphs and nothing else, you get into the spin-off and tie-in books
Start with Alan Dean Foster's adaptations of the first two movies, then track down the original Alien 3 BBC radio play which has everyone but Weaver voicing their characters (Hicks, Newt and Bishop survive!).
After that, you've got about 50 books and comic books/graphic novels to pick from, but there's a surprisingly high ratio of well-written interesting stuff hidden amongst the crap.
Alien Isolation will scratch the itch of the first movie
Maybe she didn't have a typically hot body, but she radiated sexuality and that made her hot. Porn-brained coomers cannot understand
Not typically hot by today's standards you mean. Back then there was no obsession with huge asses and extremely curvy or "thick" bodies, or rather there was no vocal hostility or aversion to skinny and average body types like today.
>Sigourney Weaver became famous for her blue collar everyday girl characters
>shes in fact from a well connected family and her father was a big wig, thats how she got the role
i-it was all an act?
https://alienseries.wordpress.com/2016/12/15/casting-ripley/
heres an entire blogpost on it
>be rich, well connected big wig
>pull strings to get your daughter a role in a low budget horror movie where she spends the last act prancing around half naked in lingerie
Life is good when you are a Weaver!
I can't even see riply as a sexual being because of how shit her haircut is, has anybody else encountered this?
Just pretend she is Christopher "moot" Poole. I do.
All haircuts are fine as long as she isn't bald. Also fapped to this no end coz the mighty alien was killed by a girl. Could have only been better if she had seduced the alien and then caught his erect dick in the airlock or shit like this.
That's a huge turn-off for me, yes. Just compare it with what she had at
thats her at 13
Nah i like the 80s wop hair look. Its an acquired taste thing
Yup. I don't care how fantastic a woman's body is, this 80s frizz shit is instant bonercide. This and the 20s flapper shit that girls paste little fizzles of hair to their forehead...actually now that I think about it I kinda hate all "era trend" styles from the past.
the big hair looked good in scifi and fantasy
Based. A woman's hair can absolutely be a dealbreaker.
kinda why I just cannot be attracted to 99.9% of black chicks. Ain't even racist, it's just that so many wear wigs and weaves and fake hair that I by now immediatly think they are bald under their hair when I see them and they stop being sexual entities to me.
pusy
This makes me cream my pants right now.
t. millenial with taste
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