>this man screams at you from across the restaurant about how you are eating food wrong
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>this man screams at you from across the restaurant about how you are eating food wrong
>this man screams at you from across the restaurant about how you are eating food wrong
how do you respond without sounding mad?
"chill out Mr Miyagi lmao"
and keep eating.
This lol.
He is 5'8 pudgy 60 year old. I don't know why this show is shoving him in our throats like a badass. You are always gonna be Gale, you little b***h.
cope b***h
he's cool and he knows it
he runs the best hedge fund high frequency trading algo bot trade ideas creating hedge fund in silicon valley.. what have you done? he earned that and his presence is menacing when people know axelrod is his boss, now cope, b***h.
Take it easy David, we are just breaking balls here.
One of the things most people don’t learn is that money won’t inherently bring coolness. You can’t just buy cool you have to be it yourself; there’s more than enough billionaires who are pathetic cucks who wouldn’t be able to stand up for themselves.
because in this world he is a fricking fixer for billionaires he is the most loyal dog and he hunts for his master no quarter. he will bribe the national weather station to ensure katrina victims don't get insurance coverage for huricane and instead get it classified as a tropical stom.
This. I'm 30, 6ft3 and 90kg, I would fold this homosexual like a chair.
It’s great that despite the entire awful, cringe scene it also provided the perfect response
This
The correct response was already included in the scene.
does the guy yelling speak japanese or does he just great and thank the staff in it?
if his knowledge is limited, engage in a slightly long conversation in japanese with the cook where you explain that your japanese grandmother used to eat the food that way.
if the guy does speak japanese, determine if the cook speaks any chinese. many japanese have family from china and there is overlap in the language--knowing some is not uncommon. see how much chinese the japanese person speaks--or any non engllish non japanese language at this point--and converse in that.
the goal is to politely make the guy feel small. once you are done bantering with the cook and staff, tell the dude you are very sorry you spoiled his black panther party
or pretend you are deaf
Thankfully I'm a friendless virgin loser who never leaves his room so I would never even be in such a situation in the first place
If someone is mad at you then you should be mad also. I'll just throw my sushi at the piece of shit.
based
>If someone is mad at you then you should be mad also
based two digit IQ tard
Thanks for the reply. Reply again after I filter the thread. Keep in mind the rest of the board is filtered also.
> being a friendless virgin loser who never leaves his room is based
Please go back
how about you go back to
normalBlack person
I choke on my kebab and french fries pizza and start weeping.
YOURE SUPPOSED TO HOLD THE STEM SO YOUR HAND DOESNT WARM UP THE WINE!
>wine
>not choccy milk
I mean, do you want room temp choccy milk?
You got me there.
TWU
Start crying
Imagine being intimidated by this short old man lmao. Dude has Gray hair everywhere, he ain't gonna do shit.
I forgot to say that I wouldn't be friends with a frogposter. I'll have to delete my post.
i won
Whenever some homosexual boomer gets mad at you, don't get angry and swear and shout, just give them a thumbs down, they usually get so fricking mad they turn red
I like to use my words, like and adult, and not sign language like a deaf mute moron or toddler.
dis Black person downvoting ppl in real life
lol it works
"I'll eat theese Jelly Dougnuts however the frick I want to, you gay!"
*bites into onigiri
>go put your trust fund band where your mouth is
yikes
"mind your own FRICKING business"
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
I walk over and eat his food off his plate maintaining eye contact as I do so.
This guy claims he is 6'1, holy shit.
damian lewis is 6'1
>height stat is listed (first, I might add)
>age and weight conspicuously left unlisted
"Its a free country"
YOU SUSHI DOUBLE DIPPING c**t!
This annoys me because I put ginger on everything. I don't need a pudgy dwarf telling me what I can and can't do. Also I prefer to microwave or air fry sushi before eating it.
>I prefer to microwave or air fry sushi before eating it.
that is insane, you can order a fish dish that would be cheaper and more delicius if you want that kind of a meal
You can sell me on air frying, but microwaves are shit for everything and for sushi is especially weird to think about.
I get funny looks and it interferes with people's phones but my camping microwave warms it up nicely.
>Ayee! Ohh! Ya frickin makin the chef embarrassed ovah heya ya nancy boy prick ya
>Makin a fockin scene in front of da poor Jap, who just wants to make his dish, it’s as good as mymuddahssauzeee ah stugatz!
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE CHEF BY EATING THE FOOD THE WAY YOU LIKE IT! AND NOW YOU ARE MAKING A SCENE AND EVERYONE IS WATCHING AT US. YOU FRICKING RUDE butthole, YOU ARE RUINING THIS FOR EVERYONE!!!
That office is the same one where they filmed Mr Brooks lol. Also this show so jumped the shark. Glad I dipped after season 4
>Viacom channel
>show outstays its welcome
Many such cases.
Christ, that's awful.
winston wasn't even doing anything wrong, that scene felt like they were kicking the puppy, everyone treated him like shit at the company, but when he leaves he's suddenly a betrayer and needs to be destroyed, even the girl he was working with gave away info on him that she has because he helped her to get rid of her traffic violations
This actually happened to me once. I was eating at McDonald's and this pale dude in a suit with long fingernails started screeching at me for ignoring my "seshwan" sauce (idk how to spell it but he said it exactly like that)
>sezchaun sauce will forever be known as the Rick and Marty meme sauce
I'd feel bad but I'm a BBQ enjoyer so not my problem
Flip the bird and carry on eating
I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did
Imagine being as boring and witless as you are. Than frick I'll never have to interact with you in real life. You pathetic, worthless piece of shit.
beta walk over you loser.
Just laugh at him.
Honestly, just wink or smirk at him and let him humiliate himself. An autist might think he owned the guy eating but in reality he just threw a temper tantrum like a small child.
>oh look at me with my white saviour complex I am so sensitive to the japanese while I'm embarassing the chef for making glorified street food like he's a little starving somalian baby begging for grace from the holy white man
This is so common for liberals. In their mind they are fighting for the "little man" thus showing how they are condescending to the "little man" they are protecting. They think all minorities are these frightened little mouses who need a big strong liberal to show them they are people too.
>inb4 the character isn't liberal
The writers are.
You can appreciate a culture different than your own, then there's grand standing like you're the guardian and savior of that culture and they've prophesized the comming of a white, middle aged fat guy comming to bless them.
You're just hogging up the chefs time, putting the expectation on him to perform tricks and entertain you. He just wants to get shit done, go home, have a wank and doze off in front of the TV. He doesnt crawl back into a hut in his remote village where his job is feeding a family of 14. It's like this weird continuation of the noble savage idea.
Eat your food, compliment the chef if you'd like (do know that he probably half assed it because he's been up all night yelling at his wife) and shut the frick up and pay up and leave.
That is my whole point. It's just that every liberal wants to be the king of the "savages". Simpsons actually parodied it with Lisa fantasising about having her pics in huts after she invents a giant tomato that solves world hunger.
They see minorities as less people than themselves and feel they should be honored that a mighty white man even paid attention to them let alone fight for them.
japan in particular attracts a lot of american and european autismos, because japanese culture is very autistic in nature and basically heaven on earth for people who are on the spectrum. autists in general have a hard time understanding that not everybody likes what they like, or think that people who don't like what they like are "wrong". they spend a lot of time learning about japan so when they meet another white person who didn't do that they become genuinely upset
>autists in general have a hard time understanding that not everybody likes what they like, or think that people who don't like what they like are "wrong"
Is this true?
Don't belive him?
Go to /tg/ and enter a general thread of your choice.
Worse
Go to /tg/ and make a thread of your choice. You'll get the same angry replies every time
>We have a general for that
>HYTNPDND?
>this story never happened
>no games
every time there's a Cinemaphile thread about hobbies half the people in the thread tell you that you're wrong for having physical hobbies
Confirmation bias
What actually upsets me is the ignorance.
>bro, I don't like black and white movies!
>have you ever seen one?
>no
Just that sheer lack of curiosity, and stubbornness. That's what upsets me. Not that they "have their own tastes". You can have your own tastes once you have actually tried a few different things and know what your tastes are.
>What actually upsets me is the ignorance.
that's your problem, only homosexuals get upset about other people that have nothing to do with them
feminine trait
I don't give a frick what other people around me do at restaurants, I don't look at them, I don't care
only a hysterical woman would start shrieking at strangers in a public space because they are 'upset at ignorance'
I don't do it in public.
Nah, there’s definitely a line. We’re raised with a level of decorum. If you saw some dirty b***h with her kids who started sitting on the table and scooping up eggs with their bare hands you would be disgusted. You might not say anything to cause a scene but you’d have a visceral reaction. Other anon’s got a fair bit of a point even if I agree in this instance with you though; having tastes is fine, it is simply frustrating when those tastes are borne from a lack of experience. I’ve faced that before as well. Gf didn’t like black and white movies. I showed her 12 Angry Men and she was hooked and felt like it was a window into American culture. She only broadened and understood her tastes better because I forced her to try it.
>even looking at other people while they eat
My super power called autism actually shelters me from ever seeing how other people eat. Only see the ones at my table.
Christ you sound unbearable your gf must be fricking miserable
Oh no I didn’t say yes to everything a woman says and helped her find something she likes now, I feel like such an abuser
i hate caviar but i have never tried it, and i never will. simple as
I accidentally ordered roe thinking it was crab meat and found out crab eggs are okay
>bug eggs
>not washing down your bug eggs with a complimentary glass of roach milk
Our expectations or lack thereof can greatly affect how we perceive taste. If you had known that it was crab eggs you might have very well thought that it was nasty as frick
Tried it for the first time last week, it's delicious but I'm also okay never having it again.
This is a sort of minor narcissism you display though.
Another man’s ignorance is not only none of your business, it’s entirely not your problem.
Your ego is threatened by the idea that somebody out there isn’t living up to your standards, therefore nullifying them, and by proxy, your own taste and judgement. Even though nobody could possibly be aware of what others expect them to have an interest in or at least a passing experience with, you are injured by their difference in perspective. That kind of thinking could really bother me if I lacked as much self awareness. But it’s easy not to be bothered by people who offer no insult beyond a different outlook: you can shrug and accept that you are not the arbiter of wisdom and good taste on this earth and ask yourself if perhaps THEY have a good point. Some of the most seemingly moronic perspectives seem to produce some very happy and healthy people. You should apply your “try it” logic to your own judgement and free yourself from anguish over things you cannot possibly control.
Sounds like somebody took psychedelics for NYE. Get off the internet buddy
>wasting a mushroom trip on Cinemaphile
Come on. Hopefully you closed the browser a long time ago
Used to hang out with a French guy in China and he was fricking awful for that. Going to meals became impossible.
>no you muzt rezpec the chef and eat like thees
All the while he's slurping like a three year old with bits dribbling down his chin and being spat all over the table when he spoke.
I’m used to being the weirdest dude in the room but when I went to tokyo and met other tourists I was usually the most normal one by a good margin. Especially in Akihabara. That place definitely has the highest concentration of autism in the whole world. I’m not knocking them either. I think it’s great that they have a place where they can be themselves 100% and not feel out of place
White savior liberals usually don't like Japan much, mainly because Japs are generally hostile to foreigners and very nationalistic. People who defend Japan with tooth and nail are weeaboos and autists
Same thing with South Korea, except switch out weeaboos and autists with the most materialistic and shallow people on the planet
I had to go to a hospital in Japan. When they thought I was American they refused to treat me and told me to get lost because it was a sunday and they were "closed". When I showed them my Scandinavian passport they started treating me like royalty and became super enthusiastic. 2 doctors and 4 nurses giving me their full attention. I love japan but it's wild how differently they treat people
Also the guard pretended not to speak english when he thought I was American, but after he saw my passport his english became almost perfect, kek
I had the same experience and the fricking emperor came in and started twerking and he said "Oh mistah downey joonyuh, you makea greata ilon-man"
If that boring story seems like a larp to you then it might be time to get off the internet for a little while
>swedish guy immediately gets defensive
calm down dude i'm not a muslim raping all your women
You guessed wrong
i kneel
japanese people love scandinavians because their culture is just as autistic and non-confrontational as japans
japanese people barely know anything about other cultures
it's all based on caricatures
My favorite is their view on Paris. Every woman and most men you talk to thinks it's just like the romantic movies and they don't believe you if you tell them what it's actually like. The term "Paris syndrome" was even coined specifically for japanese people. A lot of japanese people who visit Paris get actual PTSD symptoms
reddit
Have you ever talked to a japanese woman? Ask any one of them where they want to visit in Europe. Paris 99% of the time. They have a huge crush on french stuff and it's romanticized to extreme levels
t. frog seething about living in a shithole
seethe
you are living in europes toilet and visiting it is giving nice japanese people post traumatic stress disorder
seething
>paris is a toilet
whatever would make you say such a thing?
do they really have free-hanging bags in paris? just put the bin bag in a container
You need that authentic vibe.
It's like that so that sandnig bombs are more easily spotted. Doesn't matter anyway since the parisians just throw their rubbish into the gutter.
Bizarre. Then a machine comes around at night to vacuum it all up.
Fricking french,
If I wasn't American I'd hate Americans too. In fact I hate a good large chunk of Americans.
But I am an American, meaning I don't have to give a flying frick what some homosexual in another country has to say about anything at all. And I understand that's why other countries hate us. Because America is fricking better than you and real Americans aren't shying away from letting you know that.
what is that old saying again? humility is the beginning of wisdom?
I like 'arrogance is the camouflage of insecurity' better
You aren't even the best country on your continent mate nevermind the world
not only that cringey ass liberal line but a "mate" so we know you're an australian homosexual? how about you be quiet and go shine don-xuan's shoes some more
>When they thought I was American they refused to treat me and told me to get lost because it was a sunday and they were "closed"
which could be refuted by just showing them the google hours /24 hours sign. so I don't believe your larp. japanese can be cold but they aren't that moronic, especially when it can be illegal.
are you moronic? why dont you google it? almost all japanese hospitals are closed on sundays for non-life threatening emergencies. telling people who arent dying to frick off isnt illegal
>almost all japanese hospitals are closed on sundays for non-life threatening emergencies. telling people who arent dying to frick off isnt illegal
Scandi anon confirmed for being a drama queen with non life threatening ailment.
There is no way to eat food wrong
Literally me.
Based king. Just make sure to get your blood pressure and heart checked out once a year and take the meds that your doctor gives you
He looks exactly how I would expect someone to look who would eat like that... a fat bloated balding toddler.
are you sure?
You know, I'm not convinced cooking in plastic is a good idea
Pretty sure they do this exact sort of shit in prison, mixing canteen snacks in weird ways, they got a name for it too.
>cooking plastic
bro, no
are there any chefs that are honest if something they make is not good or does every single one lie about how everything they cook is perfect and tastes like an 11/10 meal?
I dont know that many chefs but the ones I have met over the years have been overly critical of their own food. I dont think arrogance is any more prevalent with chefs than in other occupations
I meant specifically ones on tv and YouTube, in person I'm sure they're more likely to be honest
Most people who seek attention or think they're important enough to lecture people on TV or youtube are arrogant pricks
>chefs (glorified line cooks) have shot tastebuds to begin with
>theyre not "enjoying" food, they only taste test to see if something has too much salt, not enough salt, too much garli, not reduced enough etc etc
>on their off hours they eat absolute garbage, after cooking all day, the last fricking thing you want do when you go home is start making dirty dishes or preheat an oven, thats why anthony bourdain would go and on about shitty fast food burgers, he ate more of them in his life than any french cuisine he cooked
Bourdain was so fricking pretentious, something about chefs gaining any form of celebrity seems to turn every single one into a c**t.
chef john will point out when he screws up or if his attempt at a new recipe doesn't work
>seasoning the water
? ?
Makes the bag salty, very tasty for a quick and easy snack
Boils faster
>using polyethylene as a makeshift retort pouch
ah delicious microplastics in my food
>not baking it in the oven for a nice bleu melt
I prefer to sous-vide the bag. Get the most microplastics in your diet.
Absolute unit
>parmesan soup with flat noodles
Sounds like drunk me cooking.
"It's just so hard to lose weight."
parmesan barely has calories. i put 200g in my yogurt every day
200g is 800kcal bruh
You can visibly see his blood pressure rising while he eats lmao
An actual fricking pig eating its slop wow
Imagine the braps
bet this guy has millions, no other way to eat like that publicly and not feel embarrassed
He's actually a poor 20 year old. Won a prize, trip to a restaurant for free. That's why they're recording it
what is it with some people and fetishization of non-white food, acting like raw fish and rice is somehow comparable to any italian pasta, or greek/turkish dessert
mediterranian cuisine is just the best in world, nothing can compare
piss on my sushi
how you like that lil donnie
>no, child, I am not. These are your delusions speaking
>enjoy prison
underrated
>dude lmao it's my sushi I paid for it I can eat it however I want LOL I might even just eat with my hands because chopsticks are gay
>scowl at him until he backs down like a beta
>look up at server
>MOTTO PANCAKEU
>Dumping his sushi in onions sauce (which you were given by the chef in the first place)
>Causing a scene in his restaurant which almost went violent
Which is more disrespectful to the chef?
Visited tokyo for the first time this year and ran into a lot of ultra spergs just like that. They would become enraged at other tourists who were just visiting for 1 week not having spent months and years learning Japanese customs, culture and words. Really strange behavior that I've never encountered anywhere else
>Really strange behavior that I've never encountered anywhere else
To be fair, many other tourist destinations are peopled with filth so nobody is upset if you don't learn to appease, say a turk for example.
KONICHIWA asiatic
Y'know, I watched a tiktok the other day about a guy showing his mom how to properly eat at a sushi restaurant (they were both japanese) and the owner/main chef, stopped them and just said
"just eat it how you want"
this is the video, if you open it in incognito mode you can watch it without an account:
https://www.tiktok.com/@matcha_samurai/video/7317056121955536160
>"just eat it how you want"
As it should be. Imagine liking Mona Lisa because of the colors and Da Vinci spawning in front of you and yelling at you for not appreciating mastery of human anatomy and natural realism and not enjoying it properly.
Exception that proves the rule. That sushi chef himself said that every other sushi chef doesn't want you to eat it however you want. Japs are moronic like that
>Japs are moronic like that
Their autistic obsession with every little detail is why their country is one of the best in the world to live in (if you’re not a jap who has to abide by the equally autistic and strict social rules)
Literally anything you say won't sound mad when the guy talking to you is mad as hell
NOW GO HOME AND GET YA FRICKIN SHINE BOX
>And who gave you the authority to tell me what the 'right' way is?
I'd laugh and mop a piece of sushi in onions sauce (note: I would also mix the wasabi in to the onions sauce bowl) and eat it while maintaining eye contact with him, then complain to the staff that he's bothering me.
>"sorry i was on the phone, what did you say?"
then i'd keep yawning while he speaks
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
That fricking line is so overused on this board. Get some new material homosexual.
It's a shill coms signalling a new shift has started at one of their shill shitpods.
'please stop shouting at me, I don't know you. You are embarrassing yourself'
turn away and ignore him from that moment onwards
>Look at this chud appropriating Japanese culture. Speak up louder, twitter will love it
Punch him in the face
Call Jesse and ask him why he hasn't shot the lab-homosexual yet.
>When was the last time you got your ass kicked?
>If you love Japan so much why don't you marry a japanese girl?
The Japan obsessed loser will turn red with embarrassment and anger because marrying a Japanese girl is his unfulfilled dream.
You handle it exactly how it was handled in the scene. You laugh at the autistic moron and continue with your meal.
Because no matter what the writer thinks, in reality, no one would back up the dumbass who just sperged out.
I would've had his back if it turned into a physical altercation. Those yuppies wouldn't know what hit them. You don't shit where a man eats. And you especially don't shit where I eat. Afterwards we get bestowed with the great honour of free eggrolls for life, which we respectfully refuse.
>YOU HECKING HEATHEN THIS IS A GOSH DARN CULINARY CATHEDRAL!!!
>YOU ARE INSULTING THEIR PROUD CULTURE BY MAKING A SCENE AND BEING LOUD!!!!
this entire scene is the epitome of american writing and shows how unaware these people are
Most american boomers have this exact same power fantasy over something.
Adolescent need to rebel, but nothing to rebel against apart from service workers, and their own children.
>wheels of fire~
I calmly walk over, and stuff my food into his mouth.
it's just Sushiro bro, haha relax. Bingbong my 110yen tuna is here haha
sat next to a fat autist in sushiro who gave me lip because i'm terrible with chopsticks
Just pick that shit up with your hands, bro. Or learn how to use chopsticks and every Japanese person within 100 meters will clap like a moronic seal when you're able to eat like a little kid does.
I use an eating tube to suck up the sushi like a proboscis. Of course I gob on it first to start the digestion process.
store a few grains of rice in my cheek during every bite and spit them out after swallowing, make him go nuclear.
He seems like he’d be really fun to beat up. I bet his stomach is very soft and vulnerable and he’d make a good face if you punched it.
Cry
Holding chopsticks is hard
>Konnichiwa, dude!
I don't engage with people if I didn't solicit a response 9 times out of 10 its some schizo whos embarrassing themselves.
i am balding, with broad shoulders and a psycho look. no one fricks with me.
You look like George Costanza and no one fricks with you because you are typically below their line of sight.
bro, i'm 21 years old and this is my head. nobody fricks with me.
Are you absolutely sure you're not conflating no one "fricking with you" with no one "gives a frick about you in any capacity because you're a genetic deadend terminally online"? The first part may be true but only because it's one part of many social interations you miss out on because you're a c**t.
ok, yours was better than mine; kek'd and stealing "typically below their line of sight" for future use.
Grim
Legitamately makes me feel queasy
The easiest way to piss someone off is either to ignore them or to spite them. Ignoring is now out of the question, because you have acknowledged them with the Mr. Miyagi comment. So the best option is to spite them, which is very easy to do. You simply laugh and then do exactly what they said not to do. Which in this case would be to scoop up some sushi —carefully, deliberately— and dip it repeatedly in the onions sauce before eating it with a grin
AI bot talking to himself I see
>Oh yeah buddy? You should see how I EAT ASS
Laugh at him and contine to do the thing he's whining about while maintaining eye contact then laugh more
Autismspeaks.org <- repeat until he shuts the frick up or comes in to strike at me, at which point I am tragically forced to behead him in a single chop of my hand.
Call me crazy but I like my food cooked.
if you ever go to japan it's worth trying out the raw meats that you can't eat anywhere else without worrying about dying. i'm not a big fan of raw fish but raw horse meat is surprisingly good
>that you can't eat anywhere else without worrying about dying
Steak Tartare exists
that's why i used the word "meats" and not "steak". they serve a lot of meats raw that you can't eat anywhere else without worrying about parasites or dangerous bacteria
Like which? Horse meat is considered safe to eat raw almost all over the west.
chicken being the most famous example
Hi Crazy.
I love food autism.
He nailed it with the miyagi line
That was the sperg writers coming up with a brainlet dudebro response to their autistic power fantasy
>Garcon? more onions sauce and green shit, please
>serve raw food
>try and take credit for the taste
Do Japs really?
They massage the cows, let them listen to classical music and feed them corn and beer. It’s a masters craft and an artform. Please, you gotta believe me
I wonder how the Japanese guy felt about a frothing at the mouth moron willing to die to defend the honour of his egg making skills, which honestly, shouldn't take you ten years. Embarassing for all parties involved.
japs have westerners whipped
taste fine to me
"hey mr expert, why don't you show me how to eat this?" *unzips dick*
chuckle and ignore him except for a few glances
Call him a fricking pussy coward. What's he gonna do? Throw money at me, lol?
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
why would I not be mad? I‘d escalate the situation into a physical confrontation then stomp his head in. I‘m trying to enjoy my meal and some frick starts screaming at me I HAVE to be mad
As a kid I dreamed of visiting different states in america and enjoying what they have to offer but the degradation i've witnessed over the decades have completely erased all the charm and freedom that the US used to exude. Now i wouldn't go there even if they paid me, I don't want to get shot by some hood Black person or harrassed by drug addict white trash. I'd rather travel to other third world countries that still have culture.
If you’re a food tourist then southern BBQ is still worth going for. Could make it a nice 1-2 week roadtrip. Just rent a car and live in nice hotels to avoid the riffraff
You're right about that actually. A roadtrip around the south would probably be enjoyable.
If you end up going then ask Cinemaphile for bbq joints to check out, and any precautions you might want to take in relation to the riffraff. Usually a lot of semi-hidden and great recommendations in those threads that you would have a hard time finding with google
Thanks man. I'll keep it in mind.
>ask Cinemaphile
Horrible advice
yeah, consult google, tripadvisor or reddit instead and end up standing in line for 2 hours for overrated food like every other idiot tourist. whatever you do, do not listen to the fat autists on Cinemaphile who live for traveling and finding good food
Cinemaphile is the only board I would ever take advice from. The average age is much higher than other boards so the maturity level is noticably higher and because it’s a very expensive hobby it weeds out most of the brainlets who ruin other boards. Yes, it’s not as good as it used to be but it has been ruined far less than other boards
it’s also the only place online where you get the actual unfiltered truth about shithole countries, both good and bad, with no sugarcoating, so you know exactly what you’re walking into. evety other travel site or social media c**t portrays an idealized version for clicks or because they’re afraid of seeming intolerant of the people and culture
Terrible weeb screenwriting brought us this cringekino.
I wouldnt respond at all, id listen to what he had to say, and whats what no one did.
I don't eat at luxury restaurants so I don't need to worry about this kind of shit.
How is the airplane food etiquette? Are all bets off when you're 30,000 feet in the air?
Did they really buy an extra seat for their lobster plate.
Based. Turning economy into first class without paying out the ass
I link them to this
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/how%20do%20you%20respond%20without%20sounding%20mad%3F/
Order a bunch of sushi to him. It would be rude if he didn’t eat it
continue to eat 5 dozen egg after juggling with them
>go to tokyo
>go to a ramen shop with some friends
>just kind of click something on the machien since im not picky
>its fricking cold ramen
>its disgusting
>chef specifically comes out from behind the counter to ask if we're enjoying it (other person got the same thing)
>say yes and finish it
Most stressful moment of my life
I went to a $500 per patron sushi place last month. The chef corrected me on how I was eating his soup.
I point at him and laugh in order to bait him. Let him take his swing, then stab him in the neck.
I wouldn't respond at all. I would listen to what he had to say. And that's what no one did.
Not bad, Marilyn.
Don't respond, just ignore him.
take a shit on the table and ruin their reputation forever
>you dislespect muh sushi
>most shamefur dispray
>I learn ten years how to make fish
>I am samurai chef
>baka gaijin
>arigato weeaboo gale boetticher-san
>I send Jesse to shoot him in the face
mind your own fricking business
This thread is full of losers trying to out cringe each other.
King of cringe is in the picture of OP
it's uncooked fish, homo
I’d jump out of my seat, puff out my chest and start screaming “let’s fricking go c**t I’m right here, swing at me, let’s fricking go! Do you want to die in this restaurant? I’LL KILL YOU IN THIS FRICKING RESTAURANT!” I know this from experience in my job as a cleaner at a mall, when homeless men or teenagers try to threaten me. Or from my last job delivering pizzas when methheads would try to frick with me when I was out on delivery. Disappointingly, so far everyone has always backed down, and I never get exactly what I am asking for, which is to be punched square in the fricking face and to have an excuse to throw back. I bet this homosexual would be exactly the same. Worrying about the eating technique on his sushi. I just grab a bread roll from woolies, rip it in half and shove some sliced ham in it. I’d intentionally eat the sushi wrong in front of him, hoping he’d arc up. If he didn’t fight me at the restaurant I’d follow him on his drive home and try to force a road rage incident. Piss on his front lawn see if he’d come out then.
>without sounding mad
Impossible for me, I think I might have anger issues.
>homosexual OP spams the same stupid meme multiple times a day shitting up the board
How do you do it without feeling cringe?