This man was bullied harder than Jesus Christ and still made it out fine. How the frick did he do it?
This man was bullied harder than Jesus Christ and still made it out fine. How the frick did he do it?
This man was bullied harder than Jesus Christ and still made it out fine. How the frick did he do it?
>bullied harder than Jesus Christ
i mean they killed JC, so i don't think this is true
Spoiler alert, JC came back. With a vengeance.
bonging posh spice every night makes you forget the haters
yeah, married people are super sexually active haha
>inb4 some boomer brags about his geriatric sex life
beckham absolutely creampies her every night
Same way Jesus did it. By surrounding himself with people who would literally suck his wiener.
He‘s incredibly good looking
bullying is meant to cull the weak
>How the frick did he do it?
Easy
>be over 6'0
>be white with blue eyes and fair hair
>have good face genetics
>have good hair
>have good beard
>don't go bald even at 40
>become famous due to good genetics
>be a star for decades
>marry a woman who was once considered the hottest and most famous alive at one time
and... that's it! That's literally all you need to make it. I hope you can do it too sirs
typical redditor response. he was already putting in more work to become a soccer player when he was 6 years old than you have put in your entire life. you gays have no idea how fricking hard pro athletes work to get where they are, you think 'hurr im good at kicking ball, gieb paycheck, fame' is what it's like. they wake up every day at 4:30 am to pray and cryo chamber recovery and you are exhausted from having to walk over to your microwave to recover your hot pocket.
Holy incel
you’re an amateur at pretending to be a boomer
Not even during the peak of the Spice Girls era was Victoria Beckham anywhere close to being the hottest and most famous woman alive. There is just no way that is true. Even if we are talking about just the UK during that short period, the Queen surely was more famous. As for hottest... that was back when supermodels were actual supermodels and Hollywood actresses didn't look like today's...
She wasn't even considered the hottest Spice Girl. Geri had that honor.
for me it's scary spice unironically
He went bald though and got a hair transplant
What a stupid post. Of he had Hazel eyes this all falls apart? If he was bald he can't be elite? You think he doesn't religiously work on his appearance?
>become famous due to good genetics
What does this mean? He became famous because of his savvy and hard work. That's why he's the modern template for superstar footballer. You think you're born with it or without it? If you're born with it and you put in 2000 hours a year you be one Balotelli. Of you put in 4000 a year you bevone Ronaldo. If you're born without it and put in 4000 hours a year you can still be a championship mainstay. Just funking moronation from top to bottom that post.
Dude, you will never be as marketable/desirable as a 6'2 good looking white man with blue eyes. You gotta get over it
I'm white and 6'1 with blue eyes. I'm just not a professional athlete with a £1000 a week care routine. That's the difference.
His appearance certainly helped, he wouldn't be as big of a name if he wasn't good looking.
Nothing against the guy, but chalking it all up to "work hard" seems disingenuous in this case
Be real though, someone in his position can choose to achieve that. There are your Riberys and whatnot but even if its to a lesser extent you've still got a set symbol in the not traditionally attractive Zidane.
Good looking people are usually harder workers.
facts
It's funny because he is the only good looking person in his family,he got luck
yea but listen to him talk holy shit
the guy was essentially the best looking person humanity had produced up to that point, i'm sure that plus millions of pounds will help
Him in the 90s was basically the golden god.
Plus all of his teammates were ugly so he stand out even more.
He was actually a fantastic player but his celebrity status seems to overshadow his actual talent.