This might actually be the worst movie I've ever seen
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This might actually be the worst movie I've ever seen
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That was the point, dumbass
Bravo Nolan.
You need to watch a lot more movies then anon
I just wish people would stop baseding out at the same homosexual long shots with pastel colors he does.
We get it. Hes a fricking autist and you're a bunch of open palm clapping npc morons to see he does the same shit every god damn film
npcs aren’t real
>open palm clapping
As opposed to what, banging my fists together?
>he doesn't know how to clap like a grownup
>This might actually be the worst movie I've ever seen
>…The shark has a human ass
>The shark has a human ass
>Soviet made, bred for war and laughs
>Sharks were contained with zaps and commie math
>The sharks broke out into the hall
>The sharks broke out into the hall
>The sharks punch, bisected bodies line the floor
>On that day, the moon is where the sharks did moor
>…And if the ship breaks down many miles too soon
>And if the crash no one does kill
>And if your comms are down due to far side blues
>I'll see you on the Shark Side of the Moon
>…The sharks are digging in the ground
>The sharks are digging in the ground
>Bad green screens, the costumes they are strange
>Moon-dwelling suit-less Soviets, still sane?
>They team up and trek the lunar sea
>Speaking bipeds with sharks' head, but it's CG
>…And if the sharks bite legs off for fear
>Talk in space and somehow people hear?
>And if your crew has glaives to fend off man-shark goons
>I'll see you on the Shark Side of the Moon
nobody else has given you a (you) but i suspect you put a lot of work into that, so well done
Frick you, SSotM was great.
it insists upon itself
It was fun, but it probably ranks the lowest of his films for me. I don't think there's anything there worth another viewing. But I don't see how it warrants a strong negative reaction. It's run of the mill guy doing the thing he likes to do shit.
what's fricking sad is his sets look better than the those in the modern Dune movie.
Anderson has been creatively bankrupt since Life Aquatic. That was the end of his run.
>cowrites Bottle Rocket
>cowrites Rushmore
>cowrites The Royal Tenenbaums
Is he the secret genius behind Wes Anderson's best work?
he definitely makes the movies funnier. i miss him
definitely, he also made them more human and charming. tbh if Wes didnt ditched him he would have ended up the best filmmaker of that generation.
Why would he ditch Wilson?? Because of his suicide attempt??
he has rejected his Texan roots, moved to Paris and married an arab
literally forgot that was wes anderson and thought it was willy wonka for a second lol
he used to look so much more normal and American, now he larps as some kind of quirky european artist
Bottom right. What kind of moron wears 4 shirts at the same time like a homeless person?
Yeah I never expected Wes to end up with somebody like her, even though they aren't actually married and of course she is the "daughter of novelist". Imagine all the art-hoe pussy a guy like Wes Anderson could pull.
I have very hard time imagining Wes Anderson fricking
>camera starts at headrest, unbuttoned shirt and a woman's skirt drapped over
>pan right
>a few socks and an undershirt fly towards the dresser as a couple giggle and whisper sweet if neurotic nothings to each other
>pan right
>a few more articles of clothing fly across the screen as the camera centers on the TV, playing some banal program
>pan right
>final articles of clothes go flying, watch crashes through the window which shows a scenic view of a quaint little city from the 50s
>pan right again
>back at headrest, Wes Anderson and his wife now cuddling
He does it right in the center of the bed, missionary style.
Good for him, Texas is only for steers and queers.
People love to hate the Darjeeling Limited, but Owen makes the movie for me.
>Air Italiano? What the frick is this?
why do people love to hate darjeerling? it's my favorite
it was a metaphor
I didn't even know people hated it. I remember really liking Darjeeling so I rewatched it on a plane ride recently, and it still holds up. Definitely between it and Rushmore as my favorite Anderson kino.
Never understood why people like Darjeeling.
Might be because I don't like Brody's face and Schwartzman and despise India and indians.
do you have brothers?
Just one
2/3 look Indian
>I've had a rough year, dad.
>She's my Rushmore.
Owen Wilson was responsible for heartfelt moments like these that are completely absent in the later films.
Also, it's worth noting that his character in The Darjeeling Limited tried to kill himself - just like he tried to do IRL when Kate Hudson dumped him.
Yeah they need to hook up again and write more if Wes Anderson has any chance of regaining his glory.
The secret sauce is definitely Chad + Autist.
Chad's temper the autistic edginess and add comfy feel good soul because they are generally optimistic and know how to write women better (they love and appreciate women but also understand their true nature)
yes
Considering his best movie is Life Aquatic I don't think that's it.
What was wrong with Grand Budapest?
what were you expecting? I've seen Rushmore and I knew exactly what I was getting.
rushmore is completely different than this movie.
Don't bother anon, earlier today some morons couldn't wrap their head around surrealism.
Everyone here claims to hate "goyslop" but it's unironically the only thing 95% of the homosexuals on this board can understand
it's practically a shot-for-shot remake
>has a play in the movie
>must be the same movie
moron
yep it's the first Wes film that I feel he's on the descent. moonrise to french dispatch were an amazing run
French dispatch was insufferable
I'm not big on it but it is clearly his most ambitious, experimental movie.
probably because Owen Wilson wasn't a yes man. Wes chose to write screenplays with morons like jason schwartzman and roman coppola. Look how shitty roman coppola's films are.
Owen Wilson may have tried to commit suicide but he also wrote The Royal Tenenbaums, the best Wes Anderson movie. If you watch that movie today it's pure magic. The Anderson style is just one component of an actually well written movie with great characters.
>The Royal Tenenbaums, the best Wes Anderson movie
I think Life Aquatic gives it a good run for its money but I'd have to agree. I know Gene didn't have fun making it but he killed it as Royal
Yeah part of why it works is Gene Hackman is a gritty NY actor who isn't acting like a total homosexual
>Owen Wilson may have tried to commit suicide but he also wrote Rushmore, the best Wes Anderson movie.
True.
>Look how shitty roman coppola's films are
Moonrise Kingdom is fantastic though
i enjoy almost all of his movies but for some reason that one really rubbed me the wrong way. I saw it in theaters and felt miserable watching it. I should really watch it again to give it another shot, since i love Grand Budapest that came out right after.
I don't judge anybody who didn't like Moonrise Kingdom. It's a lot of kids being a little too smart for their age. I think they pulled it off and the kids were funny, but it is exactly the type of movie that can rub you the wrong way.
I loved it right away and have watched it a couple dozen times over the years. Maybe you'll come around on rewatch, maybe not.
i'll give it another shot this weekend, maybe i was just in a b***hy mood when i saw it. i do tend to like Anderson's movies when they make me laugh, so Rushmore and Royal Tenenbaums are ranked high
Even Wes in the declining stages of his career is better than 90% of the shit to hit theaters
there is a scene that jason schwartzman drops his pants and has gay anal sex with edward norton. wes is pandering to the woketards hard.
>has gay anal sex with edward norton
Literally only in your imagination anon
aside from this and Black Widow droping trowel, in could have been G rated.
You can't wake up if you don't fall asleep, anon
He goes up to him and drops his pants then it fades out. One of them just took it up the ass full stop. Why he would put a gay plot in his movie, not like he has to abide by the ESG scores.
>Why he would put a gay plot in his movie
The main through-line of the movie is how Jason's character relates to the tragedy of the passing of his own love (Edward Norton) through his character's tragedy of losing his wife. It's why his actor character is so confused and needs to ask the director at the end if he's doing alright, because he's so lost in his grief he can't see himself from his character
Read a fricking book guys, critical reading of film shouldn't be this hard for you homosexuals
That was ad lib, brother. He wasn't going to use it but the studio insisted.
wes anderson was already pushing interracial garbage in the 2000s
>"I HATE THIS MOVIE, LIKE NOTHING HAPPENS"
jfc, everything has to have someone get shot or blown up consistently these days
>brain out action movie
>brain out art movie
Wes' shtick is literally the same thing but for pseuds
you aren't the target demo, this is
>Tinder
>Created by 3 israelites
Why is /pol/ always right?
Two more weeks xD
You guys are really gay. It's so good. Movies can be fun and deep at the same time you dumb c**ts. Go watch the flash moron, that seems more your speed
>Go watch the flash moron
There will always only be one real flash movie
>flash gordon
>not flesh gordon
ngmi
Feeden mein seeden
>capeshit bad so Wesslop is HIGH ART
The Flash was actually kino because it taps into the gravitas of Michael Keaton reclaiming the cape of Batman. If you watch it with this in mind it is a great eulogy to a great american classic. The film the Indiana 4/5 shitshows wanted to be.
It looks like you need to wear sunglasses while watching it.
>This might actually be the worst movie I've ever seen
it was completely fricked, i want my money back
It is so cathartic to see Wes Anderson schmucks getting their just desserts! I thought you guys liked style over substance huh?!
He never reached the heights of his idol
Sauce?
"The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover"
Thanks anon, been meaning to watch that one for a long time now. For some reason image searching it came up with The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey
nice try pseud, that's not the cook, the thief. it's a different peter greenaway film called the baby of macon
yeah he is about 20 IQ points from Greenaway's genius. must sting to be PG though and watch this dweeb take your shtick and run with it
I recently found out that people actually like Wes Anderson movies. Not just critics or pretentious low IQ idiots, but people, like everyone. Normal people, Cinemaphile homosexuals, everyone.
Blew my fricking mind. What the frick is going on? I just found out that Sam Hyde likes Wes Anderson movies.
People watch this shit and like it?
RUSHMORE and THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS really did feel like a breath of fresh air ... at the time.
i like his style and its refreshing if you watch lots of normal movies.
>its refreshing
It was maybe twice. It's not refreshing the 5th or 9th time.
>its refreshing
It’s absolutely suffocating, prisonlike, reductive, tacky, anti-modern
Sam Hyde is a homosexual and so are you for knowing anything personal about him
Incel Wes Tranderson enjoyer triggered
But Sam likes Wes Anderson, like that other anon said.
If I ever see Wes Anderson irl I'll beat his ass
there was an actress in this that reminded me a lot of pic related
it's actually a 6 but Cinemaphile is getting filtered and thinking it's shit when it's just mediocre
The colors of this film stick out like a sore thumb on this board. You can spot a Asteroid City thread from a mile away
the worst movie that ive ever seen is the 1976 version of midway. terrible dialogue. some terrible acting. the composition is awful at time. the romance is forced. the racism is forced. and stock fricking ww2 clips.
>YOU CAN'T WAKE UP IF YOU DON'T GO TO SLEEP
>go home
>sleep for 13 hours straight
what did anderson mean by this?
Blu-ray rip when?
Wait until you see Birdman.
This. Birdman was a pretentious piece of shit.
birdman was 10x better than asteroid city
one of my favorite parts about growing up is seeing all these media icons revered as quirky eccentric geniuses that the rest of us struggle to wrap our minds around, but then sure enough you watch some documentary or read an early life bio and you'll be confronted with some shit like
> btw when Wes was 6 he used to put on his mother's vintage dresses and play with her dollhouse after school
....oh, I see
it seems people either love this movie or hate it
i havent found anyone with a mid opinion
IF you've ever seen anime, that's not true.
Am I allowed to like GBH on Cinemaphile
Can't be worse than Moonrise Kingdom and Isle of Dogs.
It had it's cringy moments.
movie sucked. the whole thing about the end with the guy asking
"what is it this all even about?"
"it doesn't matter, the show just has to keep going"
was a slap in the audience's face
Get it right pleb
>I still don't understand the play
>Doesn't matter, just keep telling the story
Then you have never seen The Bog