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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nu Gundam variant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This one is nice and generic and could fill in for many Gundams,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who is fooled by these?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Me, when they come up in the corner of my eye for a split second assuming it's the enemy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Amuro, Bright, the entirety of Londo Bell and the Federation in general during Char's Counterattack, for one. It takes them days poring over records and video footage to spot that the ships Char sent as part of the peace treaty were dummy balloons, and they only managed to do so since (a) they were already suspicious of Char and (b) they eventually realized there were no visible guns on the ships when zoomed in. They're not perfect, but they're not MEANT to be; they're only meant to foot people at a distance for long enough to pass by etc. Or as a distraction up close.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Capital Army

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cameras in UC are basically using AI upscaling and de-noise to view anything at range.
        You could probably make a convincing 2d poster if it was far enough away.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The balloon army in WW2 fooled the Germans enough. Keep in mind tech in UC has reverted because of the Minovsky particles interrupting non-hardline signals.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Some details for those who don't know: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/how-the-ghost-army-of-wwii-used-art-to-deceive-the-nazis-180980336/

          I thought I recalled something about Britain painting troops onto flat wood/canvas in fields to fool German planes too, but can't find details of it offhand.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They had a bunch of real people there to move the balloons, making it look like the tanks were moving, etc.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        zooming by chasing someone around a couple asteroids and seeing one of these things flash by could make you do a double-take
        For Gyunei he got tricked by seeing Nu-Gundam's broken shield, after landing a hit, and bazooka thinking he killed Amuro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being so shit of a pilot that you take your hands off your controls in the middle of a battle.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In the middle of a fight, Gyunei Gus forgot to fight.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just think, in an alternate universe where Ral did remember to fight (or at least not throw his life away suicide bombing the Gundam), he could very well have gone on to lead Neo-Zeon in place of Haman or Char...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What did you expect for someone who was a simp for Quess in which it became part of his reason to surpass Char.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >who was fooled by these?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, I had though the Nu's was the same as the Re-GZ because they didn't have the time to make Nu specific balloons.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, you can see they're visibly different in the film too. They might still have used a more generic profile for the Nu one for that reason, repurposing those from another unit or just making it generic because they didn't have time to get any more detail on it.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dummy balloons have existed since the 80s
    >only now are we getting gunpla accessories of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Feels kinda odd that we never got them before in any capacity.
      Now it seems like such an obvious choice.

      They should make 1:1 helium filled dummy balloons and hang them around the Nu for a limited time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was also a 1:1 sized Re-GZ dummy balloon bust at the Tomino exhibit last year.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The one thing that’s always bothered me about
          Dummy balloons is that they really shouldn’t be able to fit in the MS hands like that, it’s so unbelievable.
          They should at least be grenades

          Man that’s sick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Given how large MSes are, it isn't out of the realm of possibility that dummy balloon capsules don't need to be that huge. They're balloons, after all, and maybe future tech allows the canvas material to be super thin while not needing that much expanding gas either. The dummy only needs to last a few seconds at most, maybe more for the ship-sized ones.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It’s like a balloon the size of your knuckle being blown up to your size.
              Even if the material was as thin as plastic wrap it would need way more space.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It’s like a balloon the size of your knuckle being blown up to your size.
                It might be an easier feat for MS-sized things due to the square cube law

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this really something people were even asking for? I mean it's a nice extra but I feel like in terms of accessories it would be a pretty low priority after all the weapons and stuff

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not. I mean it's cool for diorama builders but probably not the casual fan.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's certainly not something I'd say NO too but it's like the Turn A cow. It's neat that it's there but was anyone not gonna buy the model because it didn't have a cow. I seriously love that cow though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I genuinely cannot imagine Turn A without the cow.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i watched z and zz recently and im surprised at how prominent were the dummy inflatables
        like, 90% of the episodes had some kind of inflatable in them, and in a lot of them they were actually relevant for the plot

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this has a large volume of shitpost potential for skilled modelers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like what you'd get if you crammed an HG into a condom.
      Break out those monster condoms bois.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remind me, within the context of the UC and minovsky physics, how do these dummy balloons help in combat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Due to minovsky interference, MS sensors rely heavily on visual data from which onboard computers extrapolate what the target might be. What appears on the wienerpit monitors is a CGI reconstruction & not what the sensors actually see. Now, if it looks like a duck & moves like a duck, the computers conclude that it's a duck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except for when the show fails to follow its own rules.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking CNT hax. I swear Unicorn went out of its way to make decent attacks fail. Not just Feddies either - the ZZ era Neo Zeon suits jobbed for no good reason too.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The dummies were right on top of him, of course it failed. They generally only work due to the difficulty of making things out over distance. Up close you can use your sensors, especially if no-one has spread Minovsky particles (and pre-Victory that doesn't seem to be possible for mobile suits to do in UC) to see what ones are fake and what's real. When Amuro uses the dummies in Char's Counterattack he just jets them out of the Nu's fingers to provide a momentary distraction for Char so Amuro can land a shot on him while Char is busy getting them out of his way. That's it. He has no expectation Char will actually confuse any of them for the real Nu.

            They only work when it is far enough to fill the MS sensors. That's literally the most moronic way to use it

            Eh, not really. It's not the most cost effective way to use them, sure, but they can be useful as a momentary distraction that puts your enemy out as in the Nu/Sazabi example. It worked for Amuro; it just didn't work in this case.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gundam types might have more advanced sensors.
          That’s just me throwing around head anon but it would be a decent explanation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My headcanon is that Riddhe knew what the ReZEL was going to do because he was a ReZEL pilot and knew about EFSF manuveurs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They only work when it is far enough to fill the MS sensors. That's literally the most moronic way to use it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            *fool

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never liked this one. What the frick is supposed to be seen when a totally new suit appears? When a suit that's been identified in one mode transforms into a mode that hasn't been, would it freak out like a physics glitch, or what?

        I've always seen it as a purely analog concept. It's not like it doesn't work in reality already.

  5. 2 years ago
    Setsuna F Seiei

    They need to make plushes of them. Human sized plushes of them. Also of Exia

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is it an actual inflatable though? would be weird if it was plastic kit that you need to assemble

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are pre-painted sofubi.
      It's labeled as both 1/144 as well as GUNDAM SIDE-F. I think they intend these to be compatible with both 1/144 kits and Robot Damashi.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was an actually inflatable HCM Pro Re-GZ dummy.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gunplawup doll?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is such a fricking insane combat element. I love the Universal Century.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know the design is meant to be generic but to me the Victory era dummies look like miniature Sazabis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a cool colored Zanscare unit.

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