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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great movie overall. They have been considering a sequel, somehow.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully Smith gets his mojo back now that he's quit pot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would he quit it

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The concept is great for a horror movie but the Reddit humour ruined it. Give the concept to some European horror director and he'll make something unforgettable. Also, it showed how to do God Emperor in Dune. Just put an actor in a wormsuit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give it to a real horror director and they either make a standard werewolf movie or The Metamorphosis.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. And that's a good thing.

      Maybe you are fricking reddit, ever think about it? The concept is so ridiculous that it was PLANNED to be a comedy horror movie, part of Kevin Smith's Horror Trilogy (or whatever he called it). But I know what you're talking about. The first half of the movie is pretty damn well done. If you want something similar but without the humor, check out The Red State.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't ridiculous. It's pretty terrifying and I don't think they wanted to play it off as a joke as he was screaming in terror and pain.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, what are you talking about? This is a concept they came up with on their podcasts while smoking weed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True but how is it more ridiculous than any other body horror or even thriller movie concept? It's the ridiculousness of it that makes it terryifying. Some demented fricker wanting to turn a person into an animal because of trauma that fricked him up. It's not a le funny concept that a guy is mutilated and put permanently into a human skin suit and his tongue is cut off and he is forced to act like an animal.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s with people taking self aware movies with purposefully absurd concepts and going “THIS MOVIE HAS AN ABSURD CONCEPT, WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT”? Like Rubber is entirely self aware from start to finish with the staging being an audience watching this dumb concept play out, and its director makes the EDM equivalent of Jean Jacques Perrey music.

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  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Justin Long elevates any movie he's in

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont care how moronic it makes me sound this movie ruined my fricking day the night I watched it, the ending pissed me off so fricking much, the b***h girlfriend and piece of fricking shit best friend pissed me off, leaving him in the fricking enclosure in the end made no sense and pissed me off, frick this movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you pls tell me what pissed you off about it? Why are the girlfriend and best friend piece of shits??

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like human caterpillar but good

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the premise always interested me but I haven't bothered to watch it because of kevin smith

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything between Justin Long and Michael Parks is gold, just about everything else sucks. Johnny Depp's character seemed to have potential but was very boring and unfunny.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a walrus now
    Couldn't be made nowadays, too transphobic

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Itsy bitsy spider gave me a big adrenaline rush. Impressive scene. The rest is just kind of sick for sickness sake.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this movie exist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watching that scene where she's riding some guy and he pisses her off, she stares him down as you hear a massive squishy crunch and he's screaming while she's still on top
      I got rock hard and only got harder when she did that to him, I'm not into castration or any fricked up shit but something about that scene twisted me around

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watching that scene where she's riding some guy and he pisses her off, she stares him down as you hear a massive squishy crunch and he's screaming while she's still on top
      I got rock hard and only got harder when she did that to him, I'm not into castration or any fricked up shit but something about that scene twisted me around

      How does having a vegana dentata free her of assault charges?
      It‘s exactly like getting a blowjob from a woman. She can also decide to bite your dick off at any time. But she doesn’t. Even if you accidentally stand on her hand or piss her off or something. But suddenly when it’s the vegana, she is separated from the decision to emasculate the men she sleeps with?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a midwit filter.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's very good, better than The Human Centipede. Shame about the sequel with the nazi weenies tho.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tusk by Fleetwood Mac starts playing

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goo goo g'joob

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was raised on the original Askewniverse, and I unironically think Tusk is my favorite Smith. Every frame is showing off his joy of being able to make movies. I picture him smiling ear to ear and giggling like a kid writing and directing each scene, and that enthusiasm is contagious.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone remind me why couldn’t they just cut him out of suit instead of leaving him to live as a walrus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Parts of his body had already become affinity for the body of a walrus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He had no legs or a tongue and his own body was sewn into the suit by his own skin nevermind that attempting it would just kill him and even IF you get him out, he's fricked anyway. should've just killed him.

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